Here's Paris Hilton celebrating New Year's Eve at The Bongo Virus party in Sydney. Hold on, she's in the future already?! Jesus, how did this happen? Aw man, she's going to get VD all over 2009 before we even get there. Guess I better start practicing having it burn when I pee. Anyone got a lighter?
Happy New Year! I think. Goddammit, Paris...
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Reader Comments
1. bush - December 31, 2008 3:34 PM
happy new year
2. CC - December 31, 2008 3:36 PM
First Bitches
3. Captain Sprocket - December 31, 2008 3:37 PM
Christ those legs are fugly...
4. Max Planck - December 31, 2008 3:42 PM
Who's the good looking one in the middle?
5. scabbeus - December 31, 2008 3:42 PM
Ladies and Gentlemen - the Lesionettes!
6. Thumperchica - December 31, 2008 3:56 PM
Is it me or does Nicky Hilton look like "Roller Girl" from Boogie Nights?
Happy New Year!
7. Cornelius - December 31, 2008 4:04 PM
Ugliest legs ever? On both.
8. the next year's year - December 31, 2008 4:05 PM
Hopefully she'll catch something called the bongo virus. Is her sister wearing the hottest new fashion of 2009, the trash bag?! OMG, so hottt!
9. Julie Ann - December 31, 2008 4:08 PM
They have cooties.
10. Ripper - December 31, 2008 4:09 PM
Damn... those legs made my dick retreat to it's safe haven... the Katy Perry in a bikini post.
11. Pathetic Worm - December 31, 2008 4:15 PM
Paris'ises wonk-eye is so endearing and vulnerable. I want to pluck it from that stupid head of hers and envelope it in love.
12. toolboy - December 31, 2008 4:16 PM
WTF is she doing with Christina's husband?
13. missy - December 31, 2008 4:18 PM
a happy new year would be if paris was dead
14. dude - December 31, 2008 4:23 PM
I thought this might be the two champs of the "2009 World's Grossest Legs Contest".
15. p - December 31, 2008 4:36 PM
they both have really weird looking legs...
16. EverybodylovesROUGHers - December 31, 2008 4:42 PM
Im going to avoid those who wished me a 2008 last year...
17. Jjs - December 31, 2008 4:43 PM
I feel kinda left out since the rest of the world is already in 2009. :(
18. The Laughing G-D - December 31, 2008 5:11 PM
For some reason pic 6 made me flash on all those stories of people in, "real America," who get kidnapped and anally probed by aliens. Someone should check if these incidents occur more frequently when Paris is in the area.
19. Damien - December 31, 2008 5:43 PM
So when is the new Porno coming out? We all know that every time Paris gets burgled she "releases" a new porno. It's time for "Another Night in Paris 3".
By the way is it me or does she look pregnant in some of those shots?
20. bathturd - December 31, 2008 5:52 PM
Horrible knees, damn!
21. London is Calling. - December 31, 2008 6:04 PM
WTF happened to Paris Hilton? What is that web of chicken skin under her armpit? Does this girl never work out? The future will not be kind to Paris.
22. mrs - December 31, 2008 6:11 PM
DIE BITCHES DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
23. Balls McCoy - December 31, 2008 6:16 PM
SWORD FIGHT!
24. Cali - December 31, 2008 6:17 PM
Nicky had her nose done...
...still fug Nicky
25. Stabby the Guard - December 31, 2008 6:51 PM
Damn! Those bitches are getting old quick!
26. jon - December 31, 2008 7:13 PM
i'd stick my hot dick in her hot vagina
27. bootlips - December 31, 2008 7:45 PM
How long do you think it will take the neegers to kill their first innocent victim? I'm guessing 12:00:01am.
28. STevec - December 31, 2008 8:08 PM
damn they're both bony as sculpin
29. itoldyouso - December 31, 2008 8:38 PM
How do girls with disposable cash manage to always look so cheap? I swear -- all their clothes look like they come straight from Walmart (no offense intended to Walmart). When you're outlclassed by the Olsen twins you know you're in trouble.
30. ممارسة الجنس مع الإبل يساوي فرحة - December 31, 2008 8:54 PM
yes, this is sexiest lady i have ever seen. but two other womens on sides, both need food and no shave, please.
31. hawr - December 31, 2008 9:21 PM
bad legs must run in the familyl...
32. you - December 31, 2008 9:22 PM
wonky eye hahaha
33. joho777 - December 31, 2008 9:27 PM
This is a beautiful lesson for women everywhere.
"Heavy makeup does NOT make you attractive! "
As you can see, it doesn't even help you pass for human.
34. Guest - December 31, 2008 9:37 PM
Paris has really REALLY short legs.
35. Guest - December 31, 2008 9:37 PM
Paris has really REALLY short legs.
36. Guest - December 31, 2008 9:37 PM
Paris has really REALLY short legs.
37. Guest - December 31, 2008 9:37 PM
Paris has really REALLY short legs.
38. Guest - December 31, 2008 9:37 PM
Paris has really REALLY short legs.
39. Guest - December 31, 2008 9:37 PM
Paris has really REALLY short legs.
40. grobpilot - December 31, 2008 9:45 PM
#34-39: We get it, dumb fuck. She's got REALLY short legs
41. Delgo - December 31, 2008 9:46 PM
Boknees.
42. Delgo - December 31, 2008 9:47 PM
Oh, & #34-39: They get it, dumb fuck. She's got REALLY short legs
43. anthonyOA - December 31, 2008 9:53 PM
Both are looking quite haggard lately.
44. anthonyOA - December 31, 2008 9:54 PM
although... i suppose my knees would look like that too had i spent most of 2008 on them.
45. Abhishek - December 31, 2008 10:12 PM
Wish you all a very happy new year !!
46. gustov - December 31, 2008 11:30 PM
what's up with Nicky's three knee caps?
47. Book - January 1, 2009 12:05 AM
FIRST of the new year
48. friendlyfires - January 1, 2009 12:07 AM
Happy Burning Penis New Year Soup Or Fish Al Wry - Duh!
Say, The Superficial should have it's own party in the desert festival - Except, instead of Burning Man - Burning Penis! A giant wooden penis bonfire to the sky. It'll be awesome. We'll sacrifice Paris, Amy, Lindsey, all the usual suspects, oh, yeah, this is gonna' be the event of 2009.
49. gerard Vandenberg - January 1, 2009 1:50 AM
BIGFOOT & the hiltons?
YEP.....................................................................they're here, all right!!
50. EuroNeckPain - January 1, 2009 3:16 AM
If this continues, skinny will be out of fashion FAST.
51. dawnalex - January 1, 2009 4:36 AM
They certainly are not young anymore.
52. LULU - January 1, 2009 5:43 AM
Nicky looks too skinny and its not attractive at all
Paris is still doing her stupid ho poses
They both look old and tired
THEY BOTH NEED TO GO AWAY FAST
53. LiveMirrorr - January 1, 2009 7:02 AM
Happy new year!
Wish you all the best and joy and wonderful things to become true this year!
It's 2009!
54. Herpes causes Huge Feet - January 1, 2009 8:21 AM
Those chicks got the biggest feet in showbiz. Can you imagine those size 14's stickin' out of the sheets next to you? Its like a bad episode of Oz,aka Season 4.
55. wow - January 1, 2009 9:17 AM
I think Hilton has some kind of spinal curvature disorder.
56. aliknievel - January 1, 2009 10:22 AM
9 foot tall Lizard People apparently do rule the world after all. There's no way these two aren't actually Chitauri Lizard Women. Yuch.
57. THAT_GIRL_JENN - January 1, 2009 12:55 PM
MY NEW YEARS RESOLUTION IS TOO STOP BEING SO IGNORANT AND RACIST, I PROBABLY WONT, I SHOULD OF BEEN USED FOR STEM CELL RESEARCH
58. THAT_GIRL_JENN - January 1, 2009 12:56 PM
MY NEW YEARS RESOLUTION IS TOO STOP BEING SO IGNORANT AND RACIST, I PROBABLY WONT, I SHOULD OF BEEN USED FOR STEM CELL RESEARCH
59. THAT_GIRL_JENN - January 1, 2009 12:56 PM
MY NEW YEARS RESOLUTION IS TOO STOP BEING SO IGNORANT AND RACIST, I PROBABLY WONT, I SHOULD OF BEEN USED FOR STEM CELL RESEARCH
60. PostmortemG - January 1, 2009 1:41 PM
Seriously, I'd rather see more posts of Heidi [ Sticking her sweet ass out at the camera ] than Paris [ And her nasty, unfeminine body ]. Ew.
61. bootlips - January 1, 2009 1:58 PM
They're still hotter than any simian nigress.
62. lnda - January 1, 2009 2:59 PM
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63. George W Bush - January 1, 2009 4:32 PM
Paris Hilton is like the President, Queen, and Fearless Leader of the stupid, talentless, and never should've been famous in the first place!!! Her sister on the other hand is like her ugly, side kick, dog. That said, I think her sister should show up at all future events dressed in that busted ass, stupid looking, rejects version of a gorilla suit!!!!!!
64. paris is pathetic - January 1, 2009 4:38 PM
Wow they are really getting older and uglier! To bad money can't buy a brain!
65. paris is a nobody - January 1, 2009 4:44 PM
Its so funny it seems paris does not have anymore friends,except the pathetic one from her show!! It must be hard being almost 30 and coming across like your 12!!
66. hotels - January 1, 2009 6:51 PM
They are beautiful
67. hotels - January 1, 2009 6:51 PM
They are beautiful
68. hotels - January 1, 2009 6:51 PM
They are beautiful
69. Trott Felipe - January 1, 2009 7:37 PM
Fuck these broads! Somebody's gotta explain why I ain't got shit!
70. Trott Felipe - January 1, 2009 7:38 PM
Fuck these broads! Somebody's gotta explain why I ain't got shit!
71. britney's weave - January 1, 2009 8:19 PM
i think i just got herpes in my eye.
72. emily - January 1, 2009 8:56 PM
woah! they look .... blech! i though the other blond (not paris) was some australian super star! but its not its nicky hilton! oh how sad shes never in the news! poor nicky!
73. http://www.UltrasoundShirts.com - January 1, 2009 8:57 PM
Looks like they found themselves a good man!
74. Security Certifications - January 1, 2009 9:39 PM
If she was fast enough, she could have flown to the US and celebrated two NY Eves
75. rabbitnv - January 1, 2009 10:41 PM
Why the hell does Paris always have to pose like she's doing sexy times? She's totally humping that poor creature in the last pic. Can apes contract VD?
76. Paul - January 1, 2009 11:28 PM
2009 - No more rich, skinny white bitches
77. farty_mcshitface - January 2, 2009 2:06 AM
numbers 3 and 7, i agree. those bitches have some of the ugliest legs ever. scrawny and sinewy - they look like angelina jolie's legs. just awful.
78. A. - January 2, 2009 4:23 AM
i love her, she's fuckin' awesome
79. Pablo Barrara - January 2, 2009 5:28 AM
TIngles from rollercoasters
Urine like wine
Sore throats
Are not a happy state of mind
80. foot - January 2, 2009 11:30 AM
Happy New Year from Paris, to Paris
81. gerard Vandenberg - January 2, 2009 1:58 PM
I got the information of a friend that america was a free country in a way you can use text and so the computer for making statements and give your meaning.
Maybe my language isn't always as "CLEAN" as it should be but HELL people: THIS IS AMERICA 2009, right?
82. dee - January 3, 2009 11:09 PM
they have all this money and STILL dress like its halloween... and paris honey, gold dress and silver shoes - NOT HOT!
83. Celebspice - July 9, 2009 5:34 AM
Go Hiltons :-)
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