Dec 27 2008Happy Holidays!

Before I scoot off for the holidays, here's Mariah Carey rocking clown boots and cleavage despite the freezing temperatures in Aspen. Somewhere there's an inspirational message to be found here, I can almost feel it. - - Nope, just my monitor. False alarm!

The Superficial shall return this weekend where my words will swaddle you like the newborn baby Jesus. In the meantime, hopefully you get some sweet gifts to tide you over. If not, at least you aren't Nick Cannon: Human Terrier above. No one deserves that.

Happy Holidays, everybody!


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shes a fat fuck.

What a piece of work. Dressed up like a Whore while She promotes her boots. Hubby is second fiddle to her dog and any random fan.

And exactly why did she need enormous fake tits?

and again I wish I be nick cannon

Oh, that's sweet of Mariah. Taking an underprivileged kid shopping...

wow like the newborn baby Jeus. Amazing disrespect for religion.

Happy Holidays!

cleavage during this cold winter snowy day. mariah works hard, now she can work harder by taking her top off completely so i can be motivated enough to go out and buy her 400th greatest hits album with the black elf man dupree on the side yelling on so-so-def through out the album while nick ADD cannon does his wild'ling out free style that gets laugh and giggles from fat black chicks in the crowd who has no idea that they are the nastiest looking ppl on tv besides New York.

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year, everyone!

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SO YOU WHITE MEN WOULD HATE ON MARIA CAREY'S BODY BUT
FIND ASIAN WOMEN WHO HAVE THE BODIES OF 12 YEAR OLD BOYS (REALLY THINK ABOUT IT IF YOU CUT THEIR HAIR AND DRESS THEM IN BAGGY CLOTHES) ATTRACTIVE?

YOUR ALL GAY, JUST ADMIT IT. INSTEAD OF BOOBS, YOU LIKE RIBS SHOWING. IF THAT ISN'T GAY I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS.

YOU HATE ON KIM BUT YOU WOULD ALL F*CK TILA? GET OUT OF HERE WITH THAT GAY MESS!

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Well...I am happy that finally a REAL site with REAL HONEST comments about this played out HAG! She swears she is still "IT" and 20 something. She feels that her tummy hangin tits propped up by a too small push up bra will make her famous again...lol...at least she got the sense to marry a young "so-so" kid that will treat her like a Goddes..and I guess thats all that really counts...BUT
Yes..when she started she was great..unique...BUT now all she is doing is trying to hang on to the 90's WHEN she actually looked good..think the video with her in her Black CLASSY & LADY LIKE dress...with her long curly locks...I HATED WHEN TONY M> LEFT HER!! After he dumped her she turned total stripper, street walking boot wearing, GHETTO-fied foul mouthed bi-polar wanna be...
Her first 2 albums were OK...nothing to jump up & down for either. But I prefer my female artist NOT so slutty..well at least slutty looking :o)

I bet if she didn't have that big jacket on her nipples would poke my eyes out...

Mariah is GROSS.

She looks okay from afar, but once you get up close, yikes. Fugly. And annoying too. I wouldnt even say anything about her if she wasn't such an annoying twat. Anyone else notice that she ALWAYS has to have the wind-blowing machine on her in every video, making her hair blow back. Every fucking video. Gawd shes dumb.

I can't get enough of that "baby Jesus" joke. I fear speaking of Jesus with reverence because people might laugh at me and I might stand out as someone who is too intense. So I prefer to quote Will Ferrell movies. That way everyone knows I'm an all right guy and I don't ruffle any feathers.

Remember when Nick Cannon had a career and dignity?
This is so sad...

Yeah, I like the early 90's Mariah, when she used to be sane and rational. It's pretty disappointing to see that 40 year old Mariah always need to display herself it either too tight or too little just to look young (How she sees herself is not how others see her) - she is obviously suffering from low self image and self esteem. Marriage to kid Nick is a joke and cannot be taken seriously, but then again, neither can she...The lady really needs professional counseling.

Seeing this reminds me of, where's my fucking check Obama?

...wear matching outfits! Oh, my God -- who the fuck is the man in this relationship? It's certainly not Nick Cannon, because a motherfook would not let his broad dress him to coordinate with her outfit. Yes, Nick Cannon IS a foo-foo little dog ... and damn, he was cute, too....

I resent that remark. I haven't swaddled anyone since I was Jewish. Now that I'm a Christian, you all are un-swaddled. You can do anything you want as long as you repent in my name. Ah, the magic of Christmas...

Happy Birthday to me! Happy Birthday to me!

Please TheSuperficial PLEASE stop showing pictures of Mariah Carey!! PLEASE! I BEG OF YOU!

Please TheSuperficial PLEASE stop showing pictures of Mariah Carey!! PLEASE! I BEG OF YOU!

Please TheSuperficial PLEASE stop showing pictures of Mariah Carey!! PLEASE! I BEG OF YOU!

I remember the time she went down on me in the oval office...looks like she still has it!

Bill

Anyone posting after This Poster sucks on Nick's big black Cannon

What is the big deal?

This is very sweet, a mother and son Christmas shopping!

THAT'S THE BIG QUESTION HERE, folks!!

The son looks well-fed from those pair of milk jugs

Nick Cannon is smiling like a typical black guy getting paid to sell something. Oh wait...

OMG moonboots with fur!

I have a pair of blue moonboots...guess Dior is making them now?

ppl are such haters! who cares if shes showing her boobs or wearing boots people dont like, she is a living legend. ppl are so quick to point out the negative!! everyone on here took the time to write a comment about mariah so she must be doing somthing right! u know what they say, behind every great person is a flock of HATERSSS and i see they all flocked here!! knowing damn well they still play some of mariahs cds! lol YOU BETTER WORK THOSE BOOTS MARIAH!!!! <3

Harry Christmas Soup Or Fish Al,
I've read my tarot cards, attempted suicide elenvy-nine times but failed miserably, doomed to live and meet my fate: Nick Cannon is merely a stop-gap, I am the one destined to be the lifelong mate of The Carey Treatment. Already Christina Ricci sends me hate you bricks and Winona Ryder is dating Austinites just to spite me. Girls! Girls! GIRLS! It's not me! It's my fate! Please stop with the bricks to the head already, Christina ...OWWWW .... Winona, do you really wanna hook up with a Wilson brother, I'd rather you date Samantha Ronson.

It's not easy being me.

Money doesn't buy class. Prime example.

*Decks the hall with rough daddy la la la,,,,la la la la*

This day is called Christmas day. Christmas is the only reason why it's a holiday. Have the courtesy of saying Happy Christmas.

This makes me feel icky inside. And why are they matching?

Remember back when Nick Cannon had his self respect? Me neither.

Little red riding the fake hood!

#12 Everybody can look OK from far, especially if you've got myopia :D

Maria dresses inappropriately for her age and weight. That's why she's so gross.

Negroes smell bad and are criminals. The smarter ones end up working in fast food or foot lockers. The negro in this picture is lucky the white man let him have some success. We do that to trick the rest of the negroes into thinking any of them could do it. He can't have everything though, we only let him have a fat half breed whore.

GROSS...

Nick Cannon is a very flashy Kneegrow.

He be sportin' that fly knit cap sideways and the groovy goggles be tipped to the other side.

Nice!

I'll be Mariah's Human Terrier any day. Take me to Aspen.

People still go to Aspen??

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I don't even know what she's all about..I've never heard one song she's ever sung.

I sense a crotch flash for this 'ho in the near future to stay relevant. I applaud #4 for posting what I thought when I saw the picture. You're frist in my book!

Nice that she let him drive her up to the photo op in his 1984 Jeep Wagoneer too! She's a real negro's negro!

WOW, PEOPLE ARE JEALOUS HERE I SEE? HER PERSONAL LIFE IS EXACTLY THAT....PERSONAL! STOP CLOWNING HER AND HER HUSBAND NICK. I COULD CARE LESS WHAT THEY DO AND WHO SHE DOES. YOU PEOPLE ARE OBSESSED, AND THIS IS COMING FROM SOMEONE WHO ISN'T EVEN A FAN OF HER MUSIC.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

HOW COME MOST OF THE COMMENTS ARE ABOUT THE BLACK MAN SHE IS MARRIED TO? GET OVER YOURSELF CRACKERS! JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE A PALE PIECE OF TRASH THAT HAS NO CHANCE WITH HER, DO NOT GO ON THE INTERNET TO EXPRESS YOUR FRUSTRATION. YOU'RE JUST UGLY, NO TANNING SALON CAN HELP THAT. GO COMMIT SUICIDE OR SOMETHING! WHITE TRASH, UGLY GARBAGE.

wtf is Nick Cannon wearing ski goggles for??

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she singe now?

WOW, THAT EGG NOG WAS STRONG LAST NIGHT. I APPOLOGIZE FOR THE OUTBURST. I WAS JUST PISSED BECAUSE I SPENT CHRISTMAS ALONE AND WISH I HAD A FINE LOOKING BLACK MAN LIKE NICK TO RIDE. SO, I GOT DRUNK, RUBBED ONE OUT AND TOOK IT OUT ON ALL OF YOU. IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL ANY BETTER, I WOKE UP WITH A KILLER HANGOVER AND CAN'T FIND MY PHONE. YES, I ALSO HAVE TO CALL AND APPOLOGIZE TO MY EX. I SURE HOPE I DIDN'T THROW THE BLACKBERRY INTO THE SNOW. DAMN, I'M SUCH A MESS.

Word is that they are going to start recording together. Sony recently signed them to a deal and they will record as..."Screech and Pencil D"!

i dont know wtf ya talkin about.
i wanna be her smash action hero

Shut up CUTIE. I'll bet your an ugly niggress, not a cutie. And learn to type without shouting you stupid bitch. No one wants a whore like Mariah. I guess whores stick together so you had to stick up for her.

vote for me and il suck your cock

vote for me and il suck your cock

Every time she goes out its a desperate LOOK AT ME moment. What a vapid woman - someone please tell her she jumped the shark 5 years ago and is no longer relevant.

TIT FOR TWAT

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Congratulations from Portugal!

TWIT FOR TAT

SHIT FOR SHAT

CLIT FOR CLOT

Damn.
Her boobs don't know how cold it is outside anyway. She can't feel them. This is sad. Mariah used to be the best voice in the industry, then she just went bat shit crazy. And I wonder just how old Nick Cannon is going to be when his nuts finally drop and he stops following this crazy bitch around like a lap dog. God, I bet his parents cry themselves to sleep every night. She's obviously insane, but you stupid fucks that are calling her fat and ugly are just as batty. She's like 40. I wouldn't mind looking like that at 30(save for the god awful boots). I'd be willing to bet that she looks 20x better than the vast majority of women who post here. And she would be unattainable for most of the male posters even if she wasn't as rich as Jesus.

Pardon my eloquence on a site such as this but...

I'd just love the fuck the shit out of her.

HAIRY HOPPYDAYS!

Why does she still think she's famous?
Nobody cares about her
&& nobody wants to listen to her
songs 'Ohhhh ahhhh oh yeahhhh oooooh'

She looks really stupid && she definantly
needs to start acting her age.

Why does she still think she's famous?
Nobody cares about her
&& nobody wants to listen to her
songs 'Ohhhh ahhhh oh yeahhhh oooooh'

She looks really stupid && she definantly
needs to start acting her age.

Moonboots of neon red fake fur with built-in static. Mm. Tasty. Presumably this is some new anti-counterfeit measure by Dior. Ha, those fakers will never be able to make something as nasty as this!

Mariah's pussy probably smells like chili that has been vomited out. After Nig Cannon is done with it it also has a hint of monkey hair and ox tail.

DIOR MOONBOOTS. That's all I'm saying. Reminds me of those pics of Victoria Beckham and Dior Skis. That bitch probably doesn't even ski.

Also, look at that douchebag's tilted woolly hat + oakley glasses combo.

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One of the biggest douches off all time! Of course I speak of the rough one. Makes me believe he is old, as douchebags get rough with age.

number 4 is the funniest comment ever. Props.

His smile is as fake as hers.

wbaaaaah and remember Backwood bitch you will always be ROugh's Bitch...

Happy Kwanzaa Bitches!

Happy Kwanzaa Bitches!

Happy Kwanzaa Bitches!

I love how the little clown is wearing ski goggles - and sideways at that - while he totes around her shopping.

Matching jackets too! How sweet.

Am I the only one who thinks that kid is waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too young to be getting married - much less to her!? What the hell were they thinking? The pics look like she's doin the rounds at Xmas and some skinny black kid just happened into one of the shots!? The look on Urkel's face in that first pic is like "Who is this crazy bitch and why is she hugging me?"

Dude, if you're not actually snowboarding, take off the FUCKING goggles!!! I wish someone would just curb stomp his metro-sexual ass already.

crazy women are great fucks ... Mariah is nuts therefore a great fuck...she can use me to sit on her face anytime then I would fuck the shit out of her asshole and pussy ... her husband is just a shill.. just a cover she needs a hard fuck from a real man.. email me or stop by and I will eat and lick until Mariah's teeth sweat....

Oh yeah by the way I would love to eat and lick Mariah on stage in front of about a milllion people while she performed oral gratificaiton upon my male member...Mariah remeber I am just as crazy oral and open as you ..........your hubby is just plain

How cute are they!!!!

So.
I watched the news today - Oh Boy
Hundreds killed today - there was an army and air force targeting defenseless civilians....
(Kinda reminded me of 9/11.)
But I personwooly -
Woke up, fell out of bed
Dragged a comb across my head...
Found my way downstairs and drank a cup...
And then visited my friend 'Frank' from 16th floor, and we had a little bit of popcorn.

Okay, the pic of them together was like a "Heidi and Spencer" moment for me. Set up. So sad indeed.
Mariah Carey is a song bird, the girl has legs, she IS youthful "looking" but...... I don't get this whole ghetto thing with her. Why is she putting herself on this level purposefully? Her entire image right now seems like the phoniest thing I've ever seen her do. I agree with a poster that said she carries herself better when she dresses classy.

By the way, her being married to Nick Cannon reminds me of Will Smith and Jadda Pinkett. Set up. I'm pretty sure Mariah and Nick were married in the Bahamas and that reminds me of Anna Nicole and what's his name. They got married there and it was never deemed an official marriage.

One more thing. All this baby Jesus stuff... I hope this too is a fad. It makes me uncomfortable. Can't folks come up with something more creative?

#88 Gr8 points all.
You obviously seem like a real 'intellectual'
So....by the way....
Inside job ?
Having any problems with 'free fall collapse speed through undamaged steel structure'? You know....
That type of thing... Comments ?
(Of course I am on Hong Kong time. Can stay late for response )

Shit fuck and fuckall. Dumb fuckin' mondays. For one, can't put his cap straignt and secondly wears his goddam goggles sideways. What the fuck is that shit about. Stupid goddam shitheads. Fuckin' mondays.

Fish, seriously why the fuck these two douchefuckers? No one gives a flying fuck. Get some news. Peace.

Breaking news:Nick "The Stop Gap" Cannon threw himself beneath what most scientist categorize as a once in every 500 years avalanche, so destructive it obliterates forests, cities, counties even a stadium of Barack Obama supporters, only to have the tumultuous snow pile throw his sorry cursed ass up to the top of the pile. Rescuers found him on top, writhing, kicking and convulsing, "WHY? WHY? WHY DOES THE UNIVERSE HATE ME SO? WHY? WHY? WHY??" Oddly enough, Tommy Mottola was standing nearby, pointing furiously, smoking a two foot cigar and giggling hysterically.

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Seriously, I am just amazed that they are still together. Wishing them well.

she still has the face of Curious George, the cartoon chimp

No instead of dressing the dog in costume she can dress her son, I mean husband.

Ha! I didnt read the text first or I would have realized the joke had already been made.

I always thought she needed help but i dislike her more now when I personally met someone who she treated like crap. I guess she forgot where she came from.People like that don't deserve what they got.Even royalties don't act like these idiots do.We need to stop feeding them for sure.We should feed the hungry instead.

@89- Nobody would accept the truth, even it were proven over and over, time and time again. 9/11 is like another soundbyte in history. US citizens are dumbed down to accept events like these so the government can further their own agenda and the people will fight for it under the code of "freedom". I have my thoughts, but not an "intellectual".

@89- one more thing. Somebody had to place the explosives, and it couldn't have been one individual. A. Who were they (military or contractors hired by the government) Somebody had to draw up the blue prints on this thing as well. B. How did they place explosives unnoticed????? C. Are they still alive? The plane that dissappeared into the building is not the same plane that dissappeared with people on it. They had to been vaporized (literally or metaphorically) has everyone involved with this thing been silenced or are they just really good at keeping a secret?

Either this knowledge revealed would create total submission from all who feel helpless or it would create total chaos and all could fall apart.

HO LEE SHIT!! Those are the ugliest effing boots I've ever seen, carefully color coordinated to match that fug puffy jacket, and the leggings make her ass look fat. Mariah, get out a LONG (ass covering) coat, and some tasteful boots; you'll look much classier.

Remember way back when Nick Cannon still had his dignity? Me neither.

EXCLUSIVE: Nick Cannon brokebacks Mariah Carey, he has yet to to feel the sides of her sugar walls. Now we're talking double agony time. Another sham marriage. Is Carey going to be the Liza Minelli of pop music? Is Cannon's secret boy lover gonna' be outed?
To answer with a question:
Does Whitney Houston sit up and beg like a toy poodle when offered a vial of pure street essence crack?

Expect boy lover to become public before spring.

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