Dec 19 2008Halle Berry knows how to win Oscars
Here's a scantily-clad Halle Berry filming her new movie Frankie and Alice in Vancouver, and scope out the synopsis for this movie from Variety:
Story follows a young woman struggling with multiple personality disorder and torn between who she is and a racist Caucasian alter-personality that preys upon her mind.
So, think the boob-flashing of Swordfish meets that time your cousin brought his new black girlfriend to Thanksgiving dinner, and your grandfather said "Hey, look a colored person!" Which you silently laughed at in your head, while out loud saying "Alright, who stole his meds again?"
They should use that on the poster.
NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions that are not screen grabs from Rocks: The Whitney Houston Story.

Reader Comments
1. Kayleigh C - December 19, 2008 5:49 PM
first
2. Triv - December 19, 2008 5:50 PM
First
3. Tom - December 19, 2008 5:53 PM
Yay! finally the skank is thru.....
4. bootlips - December 19, 2008 5:54 PM
She's just a coon. The only reason she's considered attractive is because of her white features. She didn't get stuck with the typical simian negro features.
5. Mos - December 19, 2008 6:05 PM
Hmmm... Let's see; Saggy teats with nasty dark nips, beer gut and thunder thighs, plus nappy afro. Am I supposed to be attracted to this? Granted, i'd fuck her before I fucked Paris Hilton, but that's about it.
A scantily-clad Halle Berry makes my weiner sad.
6. JaMima - December 19, 2008 6:05 PM
What the hell is wrong with the bottom of her foot?? Looks like a tuma.
7. Lee - December 19, 2008 6:06 PM
Poor Halle - it's fricken freezing in Vancouver -
my goodness how your audience has become so openly inbred racist ignoramases - So sorry to see you allow posts as vulgar as these on your site - Do you think the same way and I should stop getting my silly celebrity gossip from you?
8. Harry - December 19, 2008 6:07 PM
Can't be any worse than "Catwoman".
9. Stanky - December 19, 2008 6:08 PM
Right on, #4. No puffy lips, no fat flat nose, she's allwhite in my book!
I bet she doesn't even use the motorized cart to get to her handicap parked Caddy after paying with food stamps at the supermarket!
10. max - December 19, 2008 6:10 PM
#7 Lee
Go suck a d*ck
11. This Poster - December 19, 2008 6:20 PM
Anyone posting after This Poster sucks on African penis and swallows
12. ummm...yeah - December 19, 2008 6:21 PM
Will you PLEASE get rid of these ugly fuckin anorexic chickdowntown adds!!!!
God!!!!! All them fuckin chicks are fuckin hideous!
I fuckin hate this fuckin site more and more with each passing day.
For one thing, they keep changing the writers, and each one is worse than the last.
Current Fish...you are NOT fuckin funny...AT ALL...
Something has to be done, and soon.
13. Lloyd - December 19, 2008 6:25 PM
#5 You sorry inbred piece of trash, get some glasses. I don't see any thunder thighs unless you like the concentration camp look. The only girlfriend a limp dicked asswipe like you can get is a blowup doll
14. necessaryROUGHness - December 19, 2008 6:26 PM
Beautiful but not sexy, but i wouldnt mind fall over in in pic #6 rough rod first...
15. dork - December 19, 2008 6:28 PM
Yeah, that's why she gets millions to make movies, because SHE's ugly...
If I was a woman, I'd want to be ugly like her! Damn, I'd play with my saggy tits and hairy pussy all day long!
16. aulray - December 19, 2008 6:28 PM
mmmmmmmmmm chocolate chips!
17. This Poster - December 19, 2008 6:31 PM
I love it when I make myself suck cock! If I could suck my own little dick, I would!
18. mimi - December 19, 2008 6:33 PM
@5
Mos, you're weiner is always sad. How can it be happy when my big toe is bigger than your sad weinie?
19. sof - December 19, 2008 6:34 PM
i actually don't think her tits look half bad considering she's nursed... anyways, im officially done with this site. byebyeeeee!
20. Hmm - December 19, 2008 6:37 PM
Eh, no thanks.
It's not that she's ugly or anything, but she's looked way better in the past.
And at #5, considering her age and that she had a child, she's got a really nice rack and body.
I'd like to see you pop one out and retain a good figure.
21. Lloyd - December 19, 2008 6:54 PM
#20 As if you have a chance
22. jt - December 19, 2008 7:04 PM
i'm tellin ya, i'm not liking her tatas as much as before. having kids will do that. now if she only had my kids, that would be a whole other story.
23. p0nk - December 19, 2008 7:05 PM
is this a movie about Britney Spears?
24. chickdowntown - December 19, 2008 7:19 PM
Well, Vancouver is cold this time of year and, the way Halle is dressed, I know I gotta get that CHICKDOWNTOWN
25. Dave Chappelle - December 19, 2008 7:24 PM
Stop ripping of my damn show!
26. lindary - December 19, 2008 7:28 PM
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
27. lindary - December 19, 2008 7:30 PM
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
28. laney - December 19, 2008 7:35 PM
Um, she's portraying a crazy person, that's why she looks fucking crazy, it's not a fucking Victoria's secret ad, dumbasses.
29. ? - December 19, 2008 7:40 PM
In regards to post #4 and #5...
What the hell is your problem? Do you really think that way?
And what the hell, #5... A STRAIGHT guy reading a celebrity gossip blog?
Yeah, right. Get the fuck outta here.
30. Mike - December 19, 2008 7:42 PM
This movie looks freakin' horrible. Oh man!
31. Aja ( the real ) - December 19, 2008 7:43 PM
Her breasts look pretty good for having had a child and being middle aged. Oh, and what color should her nipples be, pale pink? That would look rather weird on a brown skinned woman. She is beautiful without question, but she's boring.
32. Antihate - December 19, 2008 8:00 PM
#4 and 5 , typical simian negro features!!! LOL. are you one of those white guys who know enough to seem smart but not enough to know what you're talking about. Those comments are down right ignorant. 1st: she has very full lips and thicker than your average waif Anglo woman. 2nd: She is thicker than a milk shake and again not a typical Anglo feature. 3rd: no matter how you see her, she is darker (much) than your melanin challenged Anglo female. 4th: Nappy hair to you curly tresses to me again....won't even need to say it you already know. and lastly no blue,green,purple or what ever less dominant eye color that is out there does this beautiful woman have. So if her beauty derives from her much less dominant Anglo genes well than you are a rocket scientist. Congrats!
33. Aja ( the real ) - December 19, 2008 8:02 PM
And now, on to myself. I'm a kum-gargling sperm-burping whore with a really really hairy wet pussy. In fact, I have a massive yeast infection, so much so, that when I strain the moisture from my panties, I can make yogurt. Mmmm, nummy num num in my tummy tum tum!
Since I'm not getting much business of late, trolling for men in the middle of the highway but nobody will stop, I'm thinking of opening a little delicatessen featuring dairy products like yogurt. Do any of the other women here want to join me? I know you're all whores, the lot of you. What do you say, do you want to go into business you yeasty cunts?
Oh, and number 19, go fuck yourself; nobody here gives a damn whether you live or die you stupid cunt.
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34. Bill Clinton - December 19, 2008 8:14 PM
How can I see the NSFW pics? Bill is very upset right now. Need to see the pics!
35. Bill Clinton - December 19, 2008 8:17 PM
Count me in Aja ( the real )... I can start work after Christmas vacation.
Bill
36. Big Poppa Stump - December 19, 2008 8:20 PM
Floppy Berry
37. 1moreidiotintheworld - December 19, 2008 8:30 PM
The aging process has begun with her.... where the tits deflate and the gut starts to inflate. I guess I'd still take her home when the bar closes.....
38. lola - December 19, 2008 8:39 PM
She is absolutely gorgeous! These pics are for a crazy lady role, but come on. She has a perfect healthy female body. Any thinner would not be healthy and any larger would look a bit chubby. I hate the hair, but she does not keep it that way normally.
I love her features.. all those so called "simian" features are present in me and I am not a bit black. I know there are people who aren't really racist but like to come to the internet to shock and offend people any way that they can. I used to be a teenager so I understand. But it is really hurtful and it isn't funny.
It doesn't matter what race you are. Cultural differences are a factor and those can vary from family to family within the same race. Halle Berry is a 9/10 in my book and it looks like she knows how to act as well
39. vito - December 19, 2008 8:47 PM
thirty-ninth
40. wow - December 19, 2008 8:49 PM
If you were to tell me that was a twentysomething I'd believe it.
41. wow - December 19, 2008 8:58 PM
Also, name me one white woman who looks this good at 40. As in, one that doesn't look like a Botoxed man. The only one coming close is Mariah Carey.
42. Mike - December 19, 2008 9:47 PM
Let the yawn-off festival begin, starting with these pictures. Where's my fucking check Obama?
43. you stupid nigress - December 19, 2008 10:03 PM
Cindy Crawford
Maura Tierney
Now name any nigresses of any age who aren't mixed that actually look good.
44. WiseAss - December 19, 2008 10:55 PM
You bitches have to stop trying to be first. Reading those first few posts where you assholes all think you're fist gets old. Stop wasting my fucking time!!!! Add something, or better yet say something besides FIRST! The only thing you're ever first at is being an ASSHOLE! ADD SOMETHING OR SAY NOTHING!!!!
Oh yeah, on a side note, Halle Berry looks like a fat wreck! I would've cornholed her 100 times over in Swordfish but here she couldn't be my sloppy seconds! So remember bitches, add something OR SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTHS!!!!!!!
45. Sure Why Not - December 19, 2008 11:09 PM
#43 - Mellody Hobson (George Lucas' girlfriend), Michelle Jean (governor general of Canada), Naomi Campbell, Iman (David Bowie's wife)
46. Sure Why Not - December 19, 2008 11:11 PM
White chicks are hot. Black chicks are hot. Asian chicks are hot, too. Stop being a baby.
Love, a woman with common sense.
47. Val - December 20, 2008 12:04 AM
what the fuck happened to this website? what's with all the racist posts and where did all the cool regulars go to? fail....
48. Mos - December 20, 2008 12:05 AM
The only way black chicks are hot is if you leave 'em out in the sun too long.
49. realist - December 20, 2008 12:14 AM
She doesn't have thd body she had in swordfis or bond. or monster's ball. oe rhe flintstones
50. Fati - December 20, 2008 12:22 AM
ewwww, her nipples are gross.. :-/
51. Kahlee - December 20, 2008 12:32 AM
Yay for natural boobies! And wtf? Dark nipples are cute. Theres nothing people wont complain about on TheSuperficial.com is there?
52. Paul - December 20, 2008 12:35 AM
For those who make a big deal of bony ass Jennifer Aniston - feast your eyes. This is what a real woman looks like. Her face is gorgeous and she has some meat on her bones. Yes, please.
53. Kahlee - December 20, 2008 1:50 AM
And BTW: I am a pasty, crooked-toothed, trifle eating Brit, with saggy boobs and a gay boyfriend who steal my tampons.
54. Sick Fuck - December 20, 2008 5:19 AM
damn, she has some sexy feet for a nig
55. IKE - December 20, 2008 6:59 AM
@ #47 Val,
They are leaving this site....in DROVES.
Seriously, look:
http://www.alexa.com/data/details/traffic_details/thesuperficial.com
on the graph, click "MAX" and see how the traffic here is dying (like the site?).
If you pander to the dregs, that's what you'll be left with. They should delete the racist comments or do away with the anonymous posting policy.
56. Kugelschreiber - December 20, 2008 7:27 AM
She's sexy only because her mother is Caucasian; that's where her features come from. The same goes for Alicia Keys and so on.
57. HEYTHISISME - December 20, 2008 7:50 AM
SHE IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!
58. HEYTHISISME - December 20, 2008 7:52 AM
@56--- YOU"RE FULL OF DOO DOO!!!
59. G. Taylor - December 20, 2008 9:39 AM
#s 4 & 9 Two silly-ass white boys with finger tip size pee pees (not even worth calling dicks) who sit in the safety of their mother's basement making racist comments!
Must be kind of hard to do, typing one-handed while you tickles your clit, ladies. I'd gladly beat the shit out of either one of you just for the fun of it, but when it happens, and karma says it will. Think of all these lame-ass comments you make while you're getting your fuckin' head caved in, bitches!
60. G. Taylor - December 20, 2008 9:39 AM
#s 4 & 9 Two silly-ass white boys with finger tip size pee pees (not even worth calling dicks) who sit in the safety of their mother's basement making racist comments!
Must be kind of hard to do, typing one-handed while you tickle your clit, ladies. I'd gladly beat the shit out of either one of you just for the fun of it, but when it happens, and karma says it will. Think of all these lame-ass comments you make while you're getting your fuckin' head caved in, bitches!
61. Yep - December 20, 2008 10:25 AM
For those of you arguing over whether she has "typical features" of a black woman, you should check her out pre- nose job. You just might change your argument...
62. chickdowntown - December 20, 2008 10:52 AM
Look to the right. Look to the left. All I see is some plastic looking CHICKDOWNTOWN.
AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRFGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH
harumph
63. chickdowntown - December 20, 2008 10:52 AM
Look to the right. Look to the left. All I see is some plastic looking CHICKDOWNTOWN.
AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRFGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH
harumph
64. chickdowntown - December 20, 2008 10:52 AM
Look to the right. Look to the left. All I see is some plastic looking CHICKDOWNTOWN.
AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRFGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH
harumph
65. chickdowntown - December 20, 2008 10:52 AM
Look to the right. Look to the left. All I see is some plastic looking CHICKDOWNTOWN.
AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRFGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH
harumph
66. chickdowntown - December 20, 2008 10:52 AM
Look to the right. Look to the left. All I see is some plastic looking CHICKDOWNTOWN.
AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRFGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH
harumph
67. chickdowntown - December 20, 2008 10:52 AM
Look to the right. Look to the left. All I see is some plastic looking CHICKDOWNTOWN.
AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRFGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH
harumph
68. chickdowntown - December 20, 2008 10:52 AM
Look to the right. Look to the left. All I see is some plastic looking CHICKDOWNTOWN.
AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRFGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH
harumph
69. chickdowntown - December 20, 2008 10:52 AM
Look to the right. Look to the left. All I see is some plastic looking CHICKDOWNTOWN.
AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRFGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH
harumph
70. chickdowntown - December 20, 2008 10:53 AM
Look to the right. Look to the left. All I see is some plastic looking CHICKDOWNTOWN.
AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRFGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH
harumph
71. chickdowntown - December 20, 2008 10:53 AM
Look to the right. Look to the left. All I see is some plastic looking CHICKDOWNTOWN.
AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRFGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH
harumph
72. chickdowntown - December 20, 2008 10:53 AM
Look to the right. Look to the left. All I see is some plastic looking CHICKDOWNTOWN.
AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRFGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH
harumph
73. G. Taylor - December 20, 2008 10:55 AM
Now that I've taken care of you two silly ass white boys, I'm off to the local tearoom for some serious downlow dicksucking. Man, I can't wait for the taste of kum in my mouth! I'm a serious ass mofo tranny with bigger tits than Halle Berry! Damn, I'll be takin' it in the mouth and in the ass all night long! I can't wait to wear some other dude's balls on my chin!
And of all the booze in the world, I just love my Train most! That's right! It takes a bottle of Night Train to pull a train! I'll say it again; it takes a bottle of Night Train to pull a train!
Oh, and I love my Cisco Red, MD 20/20, Thunderbird and Wild Irish Rose too! And when I get done with a bottle, it ain't just another dead soldier, it goes right up my ass!!!
You betcha! I, G. Taylor, am one downlow cornholing redhot mofo faggot!
G. Taylor, pants hangin' lo' and open for business!!!
74. IKE - December 20, 2008 12:10 PM
Fish, I DEMAND that you romove all racist comments RIGHT NOW! Go back over every post and delete every racist remark. I mean it! If you don't do it, I'm going to take one of G. Taylor's empty wine bottles and stick it up my ass permanently as a form of protest and IT WILL BE ALL YOUR FAULT!
And Val in #47 is going to join me in my enological protest, aren't you bottle butt?
75. Yank and wank they rhyme for a reason - December 20, 2008 12:27 PM
God she is playing a part for fucks sake, I hate the cunts on this site, American FILTH.
76. monkeys are black people - December 20, 2008 1:55 PM
uggsly niggga bitch, shuld go back to afreaka and swing on the trees. black people are monkeys
77. Halle Berry - December 20, 2008 2:01 PM
You freaks can say whatever you want about me! I'm laughing all the way to the bank!
78. el ces - December 20, 2008 4:23 PM
Hmm, she looks natural and beautiful.
I'd hit it.
79. SueMe - December 20, 2008 4:24 PM
Damn white people on here really hate black people, and I don't want to have to make any assumptions here, but it seems to have worsened with the hatred since November 2008. Grow up people. Halle is absolutely beautiful and looks way better than both black and white people since she's the product of both.
80. Mama Pinkus - December 20, 2008 5:07 PM
Anyone know the context of this scene? Even the ten dollar hookers on Harry Hines Boulevard here in Dallas don't dress that trashy.
81. SueMe - December 20, 2008 5:32 PM
Trashy? Oh you wanna cap I see Mama PInkus. Just look below at Jen. Aniston, because this trick is covered herself up with a man's bow tie. C'mon.
82. jen - December 20, 2008 7:03 PM
this looks like me after a night of too much to drink, especially with her ass laying on the ground
83. Jen - December 20, 2008 11:21 PM
This comment is directed towards BOOTLIPS (#4).. People like you make me sick! With your racist comments. It's sad that people like you still exist today. SMALL MINDED IGNORANT people. IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY, DON'T SAY ANYTHING AT ALL! I think it all boils down to this...you're not happy with you life so you feel you have to insult someone who is obviously waaaaaayy more successful than you are. GOD DON'T LIKE UGLY! No one race is more beautiful than the other! GOD IS LOVING..he created us all...ONLY HE CAN JUDGE..PLease reevaluate yourself before you start putting others down because you'll see..you are not perfect. And since you ARE NOT perfect..you shouldn't put others down..
84. kahvi - December 20, 2008 11:55 PM
Damn, I was just looking at her pictures remarking on how beautiful she is and then I scroll down to the comment section expecting everyone to be talking about how she's still got it. And then, I read all this hatred and vitriol. Racists make me very sad.
85. GG1000 - December 21, 2008 12:33 AM
Looks like the soft-porn version of Get Christie Love, except for those boots. The last time I saw footwear like that it was one someone headed to muck out a stall.
86. Jen - December 21, 2008 1:32 AM
Now that I've passed my PC judgement on bootlips, I'm off to my career as a "sex worker". I'm a very dignified person, not a whore. I'll have you know that I troll for customers just like any whore, but there's a difference; I do so with DIGNITY!
Now, all of you people passing unPC judgement on others need to stop judging. Only politically correct people can judge and RESPECT OTHERS! So, I'm a much much better person than bootlips, despite the fact that I'm going to be humping and pumping and pulling a train of assorted winos, junkies and sick diseased perverts in a dumpster in just a few minutes.
Sincerely,
Jen, not a whore but a DIGNIFIED sex worker.
P.S. I love to suck donkey dong, so if anybody has a lead for a job in Mexican donkey show porn, let me know, and I'll give you a very DIGNIFIED blowjob.
87. W - December 21, 2008 3:28 AM
Looks like she had a breast lift.
88. STINK - December 21, 2008 7:14 AM
"Jen, not a whore but a DIGNIFIED sex worker."
That's the funniest thing I've read all week!
89. Realist - December 21, 2008 10:51 AM
C'mon. Racist comments aside, you all know she's not looking so hot. You've got eyes. And this is a woman who had one of the best bodies in the world at one time.
90. SueMe - December 21, 2008 12:44 PM
Yeah #89, and I appreciate you putting any racist comments aside btw, but for a woman who is now officially in her 40s that is definately a decent body. Not to mention she just had a baby, and how many women do you know that can even show this much of their bodies after having a child? My sister is about the only one I know who isn't a celeb, and can bounce right back from having a baby. We took after our dad's skinny jeans, and we're lucky.
91. SueMe - December 21, 2008 12:56 PM
I know the feeling #84, but when people are being racist about these sort of situations you can never take their comments seriously. Someone would have to be missing a chromosome to look at this woman and see anything less than attractive.
92. SueYou - December 21, 2008 2:41 PM
Actually, people need to get over the myth that black women are attractive. give me the average looking white, Asian or Latina chick over the hottest black chick. And that's a decision most males, of all races, make every day. That's why so few black women are married.
Also, for a black woman to be considered "attractive" she has to de-blackify herself by straightening her hair and getting a nose job. As proof, look at all of those women in Afghanistan. No make up, crappy living conditions, and most of them are still beautiful. Then look at African women. Case. Closed. And you're welcome for my clearing this up.
93. Realist - December 21, 2008 2:55 PM
#90, true. I'm not faulting her for it. She's gotten older and is a new mother. She looks good considering. But let's not pretend she's the sex goddess she used to be.
94. Fati - December 21, 2008 11:17 PM
SueYou № 92, I agree. Very-very few black women are attractive. The huge majority are musculine, have rough features, huge noses and lips. And yea...most of American black women are super-fat. But then again, SueYou, that's our conception of beauty. That is our CAUCASIAN conception. Maybe they are beautiful to their own men. But definitely not to ours. No no no.
95. Aja ( the real ) - December 22, 2008 6:44 AM
Oh my God! I just found out I'm pregnant, and I think it's by a donkey!
96. SueMe - December 22, 2008 5:25 PM
SueYou that was so cute how you jacktified my name, but at least you didn't boldly immitate me like many others do. I don't agree with a word you've said though. I think most women of all races are beautiful.
97. The Guy - December 22, 2008 7:25 PM
There's no question... Black chicks are so HOT... when they are 50+% white.
98. End All Be All - December 22, 2008 9:17 PM
She's hot. 16 year old punks should stick to pulling their rods and Geometry... Not posting. Stand on any inner city block and spew your ignorance and you will catch an ole fashion beat down.
99. Fati - December 22, 2008 9:28 PM
№ 97 - get over it. there are some women out there, some many women, some many-many women that are scary ugly. and some races ARE better looking than others. geesh, i am SO not a racist, but this political correctness thing is really starting to be annoying. why does it have to be pushed into absurdity and start being used to feed people lies?! don't be hateful but be fucking honest at least with yourselves!
100. Fati - December 22, 2008 9:33 PM
AND if black women want to be concidered beautiful and attractive for what they really look like, then I suggest people like Ms. Beyonce Slutty stop straightening and coloring their hair and putting on whatever the hell it is they put on to look almost WHITE. Beyonce is actually pretty dark, but in some pictures and videos she is almost completely white. what the hell are we supposed to think, that she is proud to be a black woman? then she should start being a REAL black woman, and not some powdered straightened doll. I love Whoopy Goldberg because she is the realist real black woman ever! now is she beautiful? that's a whoooole different wuestion. but she is fucking fantastic!
101. Aja ( the real ) - December 23, 2008 2:50 AM
I just couldn't understand it. The only sex I had was with a donkey in a Mexican donkey show and now I'm pregnant. I didn't think I could get pregnant by a donkey. I thought and thought about it. We had to lick the donkey's dong, so I didn't think he had any kum left on it. Finally I figured it out. It wasn't the donkey after all! It was a gerbil I stuffed up my cunt after I got home from shooting the donkey porn. I had forgotten all about that.
I'm going to have an abortion. I don't want to have a baby gerbil, even though that's a lot nicer than having a baby donkey. Then, after the abortion, I'm going to stuff a parakeet up there because I want to lay little eggs!
102. EuropeanGirl - December 23, 2008 5:58 AM
lol what a short short pair of chunky legs. I've seen sexier girls earning their money on the sidewalk.
103. Liz - December 23, 2008 7:14 AM
#100 i don't think woopi goldberg what an average black women looks like ( i am not black bty) there are MANY amazing beautilful fully black women, just because it's not your taste you should not knock it. take a look at Joy Bryant, Tyra Banks, Kerry Washington, Gaberille Union and a ton more. and you can't get on Beyonce for straightening her hair, look at how many white women plump up their lips and breasts and tan their skin to improve their looks.
104. Fati - December 23, 2008 9:47 PM
# 103, show me where i said "ALL black women". sure as hell there are some gorgeous black ladies. but few..very few. actually, goldberg is better looking than the average black woman. but i think you should hardly use celebrities as examples of beauty. i mean it's a given. as for beyonce, there is a difference between improving your looks and making yourself NOT look like a black woman.
105. Brooke - December 24, 2008 1:21 AM
Way to assume all your readers are white, Superficial Guy.
Then again, I am white, so maybe you just knew?
I live in Japan, so everytime my boyfriend introduces me to someone, it's "Oh my god, you brought a foreigner with you. Does it speak?"
106. SueMe - December 24, 2008 1:17 PM
Hello "Fati," this is so not true that very few black women are beautiful. In fact I have a family full of black women. I do concur with you about Beyonce being powdered up in some ads, videos, movies, etc., but have you seen a real pic of Beyonce without any make up or weave? She's actually pretty fair skinned for a black woman, and looks lighter without her make up on except for the time she was in that Loreal ad. She also has very wavy hair which is long enough for her to not have to wear weave so I don't get why she does. She's beautiful, but even more so in her natural form. I feel you on some of the things you said though about black women, and that's why Im completely natural. No makeup, no straight weaves, no fake nails, etc. I have an afro,and wear braids most of the time. Race has nothing to do with who is better looking or what not though.
107. CUTIE - December 25, 2008 10:50 PM
IT'S OBVIOUS THAT WHITE PEOPLE ARE FULL OF JEALOUSY. HOW COME EVERY TIME THERE IS AN ARTICLE WITH A BLACK WOMAN ALL YOU SEE IF RACIST COMMENTS BELOW? BUT YOU NEVER SEE THAT UNDER A WHITE WOMAN'S PHOTO....BECAUSE WHITE PEOPLE ARE ENVIOUS, THEY WISH THEY LOOKED HALF AS GOOD AS BLACK PEOPLE. THE WHITE WOMEN ARE DESPERATELY TRYING TO IMITATE BLACK WOMEN'S FEATURES...WHY DO YOU THINK PLASTIC SURGEONS ARE SO FILTHY RICH? WHITE WOMEN ARE KEEPING THEM IN BUSINESS, AS WELL AS TANNING SALONS...ALL YOU SEE THESE DAYS ARE WHITE WOMEN WITH BREASTS & BUTT IMPLANTS, INJECTED LIPS TO MAKE IT FULLER, FULLER HAIR, FAT ADDED TO THE SIDE OF THEIR HIPS, TANNED SKIN EVEN AT THE RISK OF GETTING SKIN CANCER FROM THESE DAMN TANNING BEDS! WHITE PEOPLE ARE UGLY AND THEY KNOW IT. NOTHING IS SEXY ABOUT PASTY SKIN AND YELLOW TEETH, THIN STRING LIPS AND FRECKLED FACES. YOU ALL KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UGLY WHEN YOU'RE WHITE, WHICH IS WHY YOU'RE SO THREATENED BY BEAUTIFUL BLACK WOMEN! GET OVER THE FACT THAT YOU WILL ALWAYS BE UGLY AND THAT YOU'LL NEVER BE BLACK, STICK WITH YOUR UGLY FEATURES. HALLY BERRY IS ONLY BEAUTIFUL BECAUSE SHE IS HALF BLACK, HAD SHE BEEN HALF WHITE SHE WOULD HAVE BEEN COMPLETELY UGLY! GET OVER YOURSELF AND STOP DENYING THE TRUTH THAT BLACK=BEAUTIFUL!
108. CUTIE - December 25, 2008 10:52 PM
IT'S OBVIOUS THAT WHITE PEOPLE ARE FULL OF JEALOUSY. HOW COME EVERY TIME THERE IS AN ARTICLE WITH A BLACK WOMAN ALL YOU SEE IF RACIST COMMENTS BELOW? BUT YOU NEVER SEE THAT UNDER A WHITE WOMAN'S PHOTO....BECAUSE WHITE PEOPLE ARE ENVIOUS, THEY WISH THEY LOOKED HALF AS GOOD AS BLACK PEOPLE. THE WHITE WOMEN ARE DESPERATELY TRYING TO IMITATE BLACK WOMEN'S FEATURES...WHY DO YOU THINK PLASTIC SURGEONS ARE SO FILTHY RICH? WHITE WOMEN ARE KEEPING THEM IN BUSINESS, AS WELL AS TANNING SALONS...ALL YOU SEE THESE DAYS ARE WHITE WOMEN WITH BREASTS & BUTT IMPLANTS, INJECTED LIPS TO MAKE IT FULLER, FULLER HAIR, FAT ADDED TO THE SIDE OF THEIR HIPS, TANNED SKIN EVEN AT THE RISK OF GETTING SKIN CANCER FROM THESE DAMN TANNING BEDS! WHITE PEOPLE ARE UGLY AND THEY KNOW IT. NOTHING IS SEXY ABOUT PASTY SKIN AND YELLOW TEETH, THIN STRING LIPS AND FRECKLED FACES. YOU ALL KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UGLY WHEN YOU'RE WHITE, WHICH IS WHY YOU'RE SO THREATENED BY BEAUTIFUL BLACK WOMEN! GET OVER THE FACT THAT YOU WILL ALWAYS BE UGLY AND THAT YOU'LL NEVER BE BLACK, STICK WITH YOUR UGLY FEATURES. HALLY BERRY IS ONLY BEAUTIFUL BECAUSE SHE IS HALF BLACK, HAD SHE BEEN HALF WHITE SHE WOULD HAVE BEEN COMPLETELY UGLY! GET OVER YOURSELF AND STOP DENYING THE TRUTH THAT BLACK=BEAUTIFUL!
109. CUTIE - December 25, 2008 10:59 PM
IT'S OBVIOUS THAT WHITE PEOPLE ARE FULL OF JEALOUSY. HOW COME EVERY TIME THERE IS AN ARTICLE WITH A BLACK WOMAN ALL YOU SEE IF RACIST COMMENTS BELOW? BUT YOU NEVER SEE THAT UNDER A WHITE WOMAN'S PHOTO....BECAUSE WHITE PEOPLE ARE ENVIOUS, THEY WISH THEY LOOKED HALF AS GOOD AS BLACK PEOPLE. THE WHITE WOMEN ARE DESPERATELY TRYING TO IMITATE BLACK WOMEN'S FEATURES...WHY DO YOU THINK PLASTIC SURGEONS ARE SO FILTHY RICH? WHITE WOMEN ARE KEEPING THEM IN BUSINESS, AS WELL AS TANNING SALONS...ALL YOU SEE THESE DAYS ARE WHITE WOMEN WITH BREASTS & BUTT IMPLANTS, INJECTED LIPS TO MAKE IT FULLER, FULLER HAIR, FAT ADDED TO THE SIDE OF THEIR HIPS, TANNED SKIN EVEN AT THE RISK OF GETTING SKIN CANCER FROM THESE DAMN TANNING BEDS! WHITE PEOPLE ARE UGLY AND THEY KNOW IT. NOTHING IS SEXY ABOUT PASTY SKIN AND YELLOW TEETH, THIN STRING LIPS AND FRECKLED FACES. YOU ALL KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UGLY WHEN YOU'RE WHITE, WHICH IS WHY YOU'RE SO THREATENED BY BEAUTIFUL BLACK WOMEN! GET OVER THE FACT THAT YOU WILL ALWAYS BE UGLY AND THAT YOU'LL NEVER BE BLACK, STICK WITH YOUR UGLY FEATURES. HALLY BERRY IS ONLY BEAUTIFUL BECAUSE SHE IS HALF BLACK, HAD SHE BEEN HALF WHITE SHE WOULD HAVE BEEN COMPLETELY UGLY! GET OVER YOURSELF AND STOP DENYING THE TRUTH THAT BLACK=BEAUTIFUL!
110. @ Cutie: #107, 108, 109 - December 27, 2008 6:13 PM
Hi whore! Your three posts mean you're a three-holer! How would you like to star in a Mexican donkey show? $$$ EASY MONEY $$$ for a sassy shitskin slut like yourself who loves to suck and fuck donkey dong!
111. smh - December 30, 2008 12:01 AM
you're ALL morons.