Gisele Bundchen & Tom Brady get engaged - but not really
New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady reportedly proposed to supermodel Gisele Bundchen on a private plane Christmas Eve, according to TMZ:
Our sources say Brady, who is famous for his QB skills and running errands for Gisele, proposed on a private jet that took off from Teterboro Airport in New Jersey and landed in Boston. There were four dozen white roses on board, as well as champagne.
However, Tom's dad is telling the Boston Globe there is no engagement:
"We don't know a thing about it," Tom's dad told us yesterday. "Nobody told me. We talked to him and there's nothing to say. It's rumor, rumor, rumor. It must be a slow news day."
Of course, Tom's dad could just be creating smoke and mirrors, so I better have sex with Gisele Bundchen just to be sure - and for the sake of journalism. Because, dammit, the people have a right to know! God, I'm selfless.

Reader Comments
1. Moo - December 28, 2008 1:44 PM
lol no first!
2. Alm333 - December 28, 2008 1:44 PM
FIIIIRRRSSTTTTTtttt............wow ....not as thrilling as I thought it would be. lol!!!!!1111
3. patrickridyard@yahoo.com - December 28, 2008 2:07 PM
i wood slap that assssss!!!!!!!!
4. Brady Fan - December 28, 2008 2:17 PM
I don't think its true. There seems to be a tom brady marriage rumor every 6 months. Maybe if Giselle wanted to settle down and start having kids or if his leg is really not healing and his football career is over.
5. iamhomosquirrel - December 28, 2008 2:42 PM
It must be a slow news day if this bullshit is all you could come up with after two days.
6. mai-tai - December 28, 2008 3:34 PM
do you not notice a baby bump? maybe it's the dress.
7. mai-tai - December 28, 2008 3:35 PM
do you not notice a baby bump? maybe it's the dress.
8. Grizzlies - December 28, 2008 4:14 PM
Why do all these chicks have weird burn marks on their arms?
9. pink elephant - December 28, 2008 4:17 PM
the burn marks are from when they drop the spoon theyre heating the crack in...
10. pink elephant - December 28, 2008 4:18 PM
the burn marks are from when they drop the spoon theyre heating the crack in...
11. pink elephant - December 28, 2008 4:20 PM
the burn marks are from when they drop the spoon theyre heating the crack in...
12. Anexio - December 28, 2008 4:20 PM
Nice flapjacks.
Gross
13. Alice - December 28, 2008 4:53 PM
I bet she said "OHH HELL NOOOO"
14. amber - December 28, 2008 5:41 PM
That is one of the ugliest dresses I have ever seen. What was she thinking?
15. pinksneakers - December 28, 2008 5:59 PM
shut the fuck up #14. that dress is AMAZING.
gisele, on the other hand, is not. woooffff on that face.
16. George W Bush - December 28, 2008 5:59 PM
Take a page out of my boy Bill Clinton's book and marry that shit, then, get some blow jobs on the side from fat interns!!!
17. Guest - December 28, 2008 6:12 PM
# 6&7
Shut the fuck up!
Are you trying to sound cool or something?
She's a fucking stick && we all know you're
not if you're calling a NATURAL CURVE
a baby bump. She's gorgeous
he's gorgeous (but a complete loser)
so just deal with your jealousy
by cutting yourself
or wearing ugly emo clothes && make-up
18. Guest - December 28, 2008 6:12 PM
# 6&7
Shut the fuck up!
Are you trying to sound cool or something?
She's a fucking stick && we all know you're
not if you're calling a NATURAL CURVE
a baby bump. She's gorgeous
he's gorgeous (but a complete loser)
so just deal with your jealousy
by cutting yourself
or wearing ugly emo clothes && make-up
19. Guest - December 28, 2008 6:12 PM
# 6&7
Shut the fuck up!
Are you trying to sound cool or something?
She's a fucking stick && we all know you're
not if you're calling a NATURAL CURVE
a baby bump. She's gorgeous
he's gorgeous (but a complete loser)
so just deal with your jealousy
by cutting yourself
or wearing ugly emo clothes && make-up
20. semore - December 28, 2008 6:39 PM
ha ha.....emo
she is beautiful
and she seems like a beautiful person and that's most important
anybody in here would be lucky to get a woman like her
have to think there are lot of virgins in here to make comments like i see
21. v tard - December 28, 2008 8:15 PM
Can someone tell me why exactly Gisele Bundchen is "all that"? I honestly never understood the hype. She's like the girl back in high school who was in the popular group, but you could never figure out why exactly she was a member of it.
Thinking of the other girs Leo has gotten and could get yet devoted years to this Gisele....nope...drawing a blank.
22. v tard - December 28, 2008 8:15 PM
Can someone tell me why exactly Gisele Bundchen is "all that"? I honestly never understood the hype. She's like the girl back in high school who was in the popular group, but you could never figure out why exactly she was a member of it.
Thinking of the other girs Leo has gotten and could get yet devoted years to this Gisele....nope...drawing a blank.
23. Carlos - December 28, 2008 9:08 PM
Why is Tom wearing his helmet?
24. lindary - December 28, 2008 9:52 PM
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
25. lindary - December 28, 2008 10:04 PM
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
26. This Poster - December 28, 2008 10:41 PM
Anyone posting after This Poster sucks on Tom Brady's penis and drinks the manjuice out of his jockstrap
27. gerard Vandenberg - December 28, 2008 11:40 PM
OFCOURSE NOT!!
You love FAGGOT-humor, folks?
28. THAT_GIRL_JENN - December 29, 2008 12:10 AM
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
WHITE MEN WOULD HIT HER BEFORE THEY HIT KIM BECAUSE THEY ARE GAY. I HATE YOU WHITE MEN, HOW ON EARTH CAN YOU FIND THIS TYPE OF BODY ATTRACTIVE.
THROW SOME FAKE BREASTS ON HER AND SHE IS PERFECT FOR YOU.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
29. THAT_GIRL_JENN - December 29, 2008 12:11 AM
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
WHITE MEN WOULD HIT HER BEFORE THEY HIT KIM BECAUSE THEY ARE GAY. I HATE YOU WHITE MEN, HOW ON EARTH CAN YOU FIND THIS TYPE OF BODY ATTRACTIVE.
THROW SOME FAKE BREASTS ON HER AND SHE IS PERFECT FOR YOU.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
30. Jacq - December 29, 2008 12:21 AM
what's up with the shot of her looking horrified as he grabs her crotch!? What happened to the time when every comment in a thread was funny?
31. lola - December 29, 2008 2:04 AM
I dunno.. She isn't anorexic skinny. I am tiny too and I eat 2000 - 3000 calories a day.
32. friendlyfires - December 29, 2008 2:29 AM
1.) They ARE engaged and Papa Brady is fullofcowmanure.
2.) Tom Brady is so Brokeback Mountain it is far from funny. Does Giselle know and approve or is she really that dense? Sham engagement, sham marriage. You read it here first.
3.) UGH! A homeless creep in the bus station just pulled down his pajama bottoms and started masturbating ... no, no, no, it's only Eric Schaeffer trying to impress ... anyone. Is it any WONDER he isn't married yet?
33. F-Obama - December 29, 2008 2:33 AM
I'd fuck her til my dick fell off, then I'd eat my dick to taste her some more.. hypothetically speaking...
34. EverybodylovesROUGHers - December 29, 2008 8:34 AM
She looks wonderful,,,if her motto is no holes barred in the bedroom( and you know those brazillians) i would propose too...
35. LOVE SHY - December 29, 2008 9:08 AM
that dude looks gay ,sure she hasnt picked the wrong dude
36. werwer - December 29, 2008 9:40 AM
Great body, bad face.
37. Mistik - December 29, 2008 5:34 PM
She has undeniably a super model body. That's all..
As for her face?
Her face sux!! She looks like a freaking tranny.. In fact, one can only wonder how the f**k did she became a dam super model with that face.. There are millions of amazingly gorgeous models out there..but guess what; we'll never know about them..
anyways. I don't really care about these 2 ppl
38. Mistik - December 29, 2008 5:37 PM
Oh and yea.. I wouldn't mind having her dress (shorter tho..).Much shorter :)
39. Mistik - December 29, 2008 5:43 PM
#31
how in the hell do you eat 2000-3000 cal a day and still be skinny??
Unless you are an athlete or maybe you eat 2000-3000 cal of green apples, berries and pineapples.. hmmm, expalin
40. Folsom - December 30, 2008 8:48 AM
I love gisele and all but wtf happened to her face in these pics. She looks like a witch here.
41. Valerie - February 11, 2009 11:50 AM
The dress is very original--I've never really seen one quite like it, although I don't like the color--it would be better in black or white. I've always admired her body, especially her lower back and ass--I definitely wouldn't mind having a backbody like that! I'm relatively fit but I have some cute love handles back there, heh heh. But yeah, her face is beautiful in some pictures, odd in others, but that's a supermodel for ya--they're supposed to be kinda weird looking, which is probably why she makes millions and millions of dollars--hate her or not, truth is, she's a FUCKIN' BALLA 10,000 times more than any of her haters, so jokes on you!