Dec 9 2008Fran Drescher for Senate (And other insanity)
The day's events:
- Fran Drescher campaigning for Hillary Clinton's open senate seat. In related news, Fran Drescher is alive! [People]
- Jay Leno signs on for a Tonight Show-esque program on NBC at 10 PM. Meanwhile, Conan O'Brien does a Fuck You-esque motion towards network execs. [New York Times]
- Mariah Carey reportedly seen holding a sonogram outside doctor's office and celebrating. Nobody thought she could steal it, but Ha! What now, bitches? [Page Six]
- Paula Abdul claims stalker wanted to kill her. Whoa, wait, stalkers don't want to kill. They just want to watch your soul escape through the knife wound in your abdomen. God, read a book. [TMZ]
Photos: WENN
Reader Comments
1. Bob - December 9, 2008 4:02 PM
First?
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2. his fav brunette - December 9, 2008 4:04 PM
so...now that kiki won the botox contest....can we have another contest to get FRAN's TEETH BLEACHED??? good grief.....they are like brown. barf.
3. Kerry - December 9, 2008 4:05 PM
oOoOoOOoooooo i love mariahs dress!!!!!!!
4. Savalas - December 9, 2008 4:08 PM
Mariah Carey is going to give birth to a 25lb, basted and stuffed roast turkey.
5. LeFarge - December 9, 2008 4:14 PM
I'd be willing to bet Leno's show tanks. He sucks
6. Wendy - December 9, 2008 4:16 PM
Did Conan know he was going to get reamed like this? At the last minute, he finds out he's really just sticking with his same old show, but on a network that set the clocks ahead.
7. Rough Daddy - December 9, 2008 4:17 PM
Uh oh, do the racists from this site knows fran, got strectch by a black basketball player recently? there goes that senate seat!!!
8. Pat - December 9, 2008 4:18 PM
Poor Paula. Now she has no fans at all.
9. havoc - December 9, 2008 4:20 PM
Christ, can you imagine listening to a filibuster by Fran Drescher?
No fucking way....
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10. M.D. - December 9, 2008 4:22 PM
Any older white girl would get stretched by a black guy. He doesn't have to be a basketball player. Hell, if she's only been with white guys, she'd get stretched by a black jockey.
11. Ted Kennedy's Tumor - December 9, 2008 4:27 PM
Conan's show will last about as long as my crank. Which isn't very long as it turns out...Damn you rulers with centemeters on one side and inches on the other!
12. Bill - December 9, 2008 4:29 PM
I don't think Fran Drescher could ever live up to the standards of Sarah Palin's hero and role model, Sen. Ted Stevens, especially in terms of understanding technology critical to both commerce and national security:
"I just the other day got, an internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday and I just got it yesterday. Why? Because it got tangled up with all these things going on the internet commercially...They want to deliver vast amounts of information over the internet. And again, the internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck. It's a series of tubes. And if you don't understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and its going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material."
13. p0nk - December 9, 2008 4:37 PM
as if Paula Abdul had a soul, fishguy.
14. p0nk - December 9, 2008 4:42 PM
#8 well done!
15. Rudy - December 9, 2008 5:16 PM
Fran has a valid point; the people of New York would likely be goofy and idiotic enough to elect her!
16. mimi - December 9, 2008 5:20 PM
Fran for Congress! Pray for it! Pray for our beautiful Flushing princess to be elected!
And pray for todays most talented artist, Amy Winehouse! Pray that God saves her soul!
17. Rough Daddy - December 9, 2008 5:22 PM
youre into jesus mimi?
18. Tom K - December 9, 2008 9:05 PM
Remember when Fran used to be hot! Now she looks like an old used up nagging Yenta!
19. yanni - December 9, 2008 11:25 PM
you people are just so effin rude fran didn't do jackle to yall so yah can just shut the whole in yah face...some of yall iz just haten cuz she got more rep. than yall...and money...and by the way some of yall lewk yall wouldn't have a chance in hell with her!
20. yanni - December 9, 2008 11:26 PM
you people are just so effin rude fran didn't do jackle to yall so yah can just shut the whole in yah face...some of yall iz just haten cuz she got more rep. than yall...and money...and by the way some of yall lewk yall wouldn't have a chance in hell with her!
21. gerard Vandenberg - December 9, 2008 11:31 PM
one free advice?
STAY OUT OF SERIOUS BUSINESS!!
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23. mika - December 10, 2008 1:17 AM
Muy bueno.
24. joanna - December 10, 2008 5:59 AM
Mariah carey is fat again? That was quick.
25. Chicago sleaze in the House - December 10, 2008 8:56 AM
If you took all four of these a s s c l o w n s and rolled them into a turd you probably wouldn't need a plunger to get it all to go down.
None of the above have any relevance anymore....
Money does not replace the voids created by stupidity.
26. Bickus Dickus - December 10, 2008 9:23 AM
They should just get it over with and put Flava Flave in Hillary's Senate seat. After all he represents the moral majority of NYC and obviously the level of intellect of NYC voters.
When's NYC gonna be sealed off like in Escape from New York anyway? That would solve a great deal of the countries problems, but instead of just putting prisoners in there, just leave all the miscreants who live in NYC there.
27. jzz - December 10, 2008 10:04 AM
Leno is a douche. Anybody that likes him is also a douche.
Apparently there are millions of douches in the USA.
28. John F'n Kerry - December 10, 2008 10:39 AM
there's actually 62 million and change douches in America, they all voted for the porch monkey.
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