Dec 5 2008FOR THE LADIES: Robert Pattinson or Jesse Metcalfe?
Okay, ladies, let's find out what makes you tick.* Who would you rather: Just crawled out of bed to attend a TV interview Robert Pattinson? Or drunk off his ass Jesse Metcalfe? But here's the kicker: You haven't shaved your legs for a couple of days leaving noticeable stubble. Also, your roommate has an early morning and suffers from "episodes." Discuss.
*Besides shoes, Real World/Road Rules and tricking me into going to the mall on a Saturday. A SATURDAY?! You're dressing up like Wonder Woman when we get home...

Reader Comments
1. jofamang - December 5, 2008 9:02 AM
First... and Gay
2. Fluffy Butt - December 5, 2008 9:04 AM
They both look like shit.
. like, EWWW
. do they gotta comb those eyebrows
3. Fluffy Butt - December 5, 2008 9:04 AM
They both look like shit.
. like, EWWW
. do they gotta comb those eyebrows
4. Lala - December 5, 2008 9:04 AM
Uh Robert. his hair is wonnnderffuulllll
5. Jenny - December 5, 2008 9:04 AM
Is it just me, or does Pattinson look like he is always hepped up on drugs?
6. victoria - December 5, 2008 9:05 AM
rob of course!
7. Smile - December 5, 2008 9:06 AM
That's the dumbest question you've ever asked...
8. JH2 - December 5, 2008 9:08 AM
Rob by miles.
9. havoc - December 5, 2008 9:09 AM
Geigh.
.
10. Angelina - December 5, 2008 9:16 AM
Jesse Metcalfe but only because I loved the Lopez boys on Passions.
11. Vicki - December 5, 2008 9:20 AM
Without a doubt, Rob! Though I do feel sorry for the guy...instant fame, crazy fans, I am sure he misses normality.
12. Kat - December 5, 2008 9:22 AM
Metcalfe, he'd be too drunk to notice the stubble. On the otherhand, he'd also be too drunk to copulate well. The tie breaker: did Pattinson brush his teeth that morning?
13. Kat - December 5, 2008 9:22 AM
Metcalfe, he'd be too drunk to notice the stubble. On the otherhand, he'd also be too drunk to copulate well. The tie breaker: did Pattinson brush his teeth that morning?
14. Kat - December 5, 2008 9:22 AM
Metcalfe, he'd be too drunk to notice the stubble. On the otherhand, he'd also be too drunk to copulate well. The tie breaker: did Pattinson brush his teeth that morning?
15. Cameran - December 5, 2008 9:23 AM
ROB!!! B/c we'd be so high he wouldn't even notice the stubble ;)
Plus, he's hot as hell!
16. Natalia - December 5, 2008 9:23 AM
Hmm....upon careful consideration I've decided that I would definately do them both. I'd probably do Jesse first, he looks like he's got the type of body that could easily throw me around the room. Rob looks a little smaller and has the kind of face that makes me believe he'll cry afterwards.
Thanks for the post about hot guys, maybe next time you could make them topless, eh?
17. Dee - December 5, 2008 9:25 AM
Rob, because he is smokin' hot.
18. Minerva - December 5, 2008 9:25 AM
Ew, none...
19. Sephystal - December 5, 2008 9:26 AM
Aren't these boys like teen idols?? not my thing, so NEITHER! How about Adrian Grenier?!?!? I want to have his babies.
20. amy - December 5, 2008 9:28 AM
what a couple of losers-lol
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21. maeby - December 5, 2008 9:31 AM
a shotgun
22. Speirto - December 5, 2008 9:35 AM
What...am I on the teen beat website???
You can make up for this silliness by posting some Hugh Jackman,,,THAT"S a MAN.
23. lindary - December 5, 2008 9:38 AM
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """"" W e a l t h y d a t e r . c o m""""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
24. lindary - December 5, 2008 9:39 AM
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """"" W e a l t h y d a t e r . c o m""""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
25. hollywood_hillbilly - December 5, 2008 9:40 AM
Douchie, I doubt all three of you would fit into one stall, unless it was one of the extra wide handicapped ones. Of course you are the expert on those dimensions. All I can say is good luck!
26. kdx - December 5, 2008 9:41 AM
this is gay...........................as hell.
27. Richard McBeef - December 5, 2008 9:44 AM
Gay and Gayer.
Oh and Twilight sucks it. Preteen tiger beat bullshit. It's sad that Americans are so blessed dumb that adults don't have the reading skills to read books beyond a 6th grade level. First Harry Potter now this bullshit.
28. cow - December 5, 2008 9:44 AM
what, no acid-to-the-face option...?
listen to speirto. i vote jackman!
29. Rough Daddy - December 5, 2008 9:46 AM
I have a wide stance.
30. tasha_dls - December 5, 2008 9:47 AM
rpatz....100000000%
31. tasha_dls - December 5, 2008 9:47 AM
rpatz....100000000%
32. Richard McBeef - December 5, 2008 9:48 AM
I am not sure which one is which, but the dude in the first pics wears lipstick.
33. i don't want to marry you, just do me - December 5, 2008 9:54 AM
i choose none, as I'd prefer The SF Writer, duh.
34. Castallare - December 5, 2008 9:59 AM
Not being a fan of either, I'm standing by my principles: Drunk wins every time. I'd get out of bed to see anyone drunk on television, though. Especially douche-y twentysomethings who are full of themselves at the end of their careers and don't know it yet. Good times.
35. erin - December 5, 2008 10:01 AM
robert, although i'd have to fight off a million screaming tweens to get to him. so maybe i'll pass, but i do like that brooding look of his.
36. crazylady - December 5, 2008 10:01 AM
I'd introduce both of them to my episodic roommate.
37. Alliebaba - December 5, 2008 10:02 AM
Well I would take RP because while he may stink a little, he does not come off like a puffy chested retarded rooster. Yes they both have eyebrows that a fly could get tangled in and lost forever, but RPat just seems a little more grounded and simple. By simple I mean that he would work it harder in bed and not be taking time out to check out his pecks in his mirror ceiling.
38. Alliebaba - December 5, 2008 10:02 AM
Well I would take RP because while he may stink a little, he does not come off like a puffy chested retarded rooster. Yes they both have eyebrows that a fly could get tangled in and lost forever, but RPat just seems a little more grounded and simple. By simple I mean that he would work it harder in bed and not be taking time out to check out his pecks in his mirror ceiling.
39. Kelly - December 5, 2008 10:02 AM
OMG Jesse. I've wanted him since I watched Passions when I was 13. mmmmmmmmmmmm. Plus something about Twilight boy's face weirds me out.
40. Thumperchica - December 5, 2008 10:03 AM
Metcalfe is cuter, but...
Pattinson has the whole "James Dean" feel to him
and they are both a bit too "pretty" to be men...
41. amy - December 5, 2008 10:04 AM
Robert Pattinson, hands down. i dont know who jesse metcalfe is, but he looks like a pretty boy, i.e. douchy.
42. Cassie - December 5, 2008 10:08 AM
Neither! Charlie from Always Sunny. Now that's a just rolled out of bed look I can get behind.
43. kitkat - December 5, 2008 10:13 AM
Rob - fo sho!
44. mamamiasweetpeaches - December 5, 2008 10:13 AM
WHO or WHO????
I am a 37 year old Dirty Old Lady and I usually loves me the young boys but in this case I must say - One Johnny Depp please! He's twice their age and ten times as hot!
Back to the kennel, Pups!
45. Duchess of Dork - December 5, 2008 10:14 AM
Jesse Metcalfe, definitely. After this whole Twilight fiasco, I'd like for Pattison to go away forever.
46. missywissy - December 5, 2008 10:15 AM
@ 5 - I agree.
Neither one is hot. They don't look healthy. Give me a healthy guy over a scrawny, greasy drugged up guy any day!
47. matt - December 5, 2008 10:19 AM
Grr, these gay comments are so....ignorant. Anyways, as a GAY (oooh ahhh), I'd totally do Jesse Metcalfe. YUM. He looks so hotter drunk, he should always look that way! Plus he gets bonus points for facial hair and chest hair, and Robert is just....yuck, I'm not a pedophile, so I'm not into prepubescent heroin addicts...
48. meg - December 5, 2008 10:20 AM
Pattinson looks like one creepy motherfucker. No thanks. Metcalfe isn't much better but at least he looks cutely bemused by everything.
49. Jessie - December 5, 2008 10:24 AM
Rob hands down... any day any conditions! as long as he's into it ;)
50. cori - December 5, 2008 10:26 AM
as much as i'm attracted to a drunken jesse metcalfe (i'm a sucker for attractive drunks), i'm going to have to go with just rolled out of bed robert pattison (i think it's the words robert pattison and bed used so close together in the same sentence that did it).
i don't want to like him...but i can't help it. it's hard not to like sexy.
51. JRZ - December 5, 2008 10:30 AM
I wish these two would get their heads clobbered together.....really hard.
52. sarah - December 5, 2008 10:42 AM
both!! theyre both hot, obviously. but probably jesse metcalf. especially right now, im sure rpat would be mad annoying and full of himself. and he always looks like hes trying to seem "brooding" or his idea of what "brooding" looks like... he should try being surlier. thatd be hotter. surly is hot. jsut look at russell crowe, hes not even hot at all yet somehow people think hes hot, its all in the surly.
this other guy jesse metcalf looks like hed be up for some shitty conversation quickly followed by an awesome lay. i pick him!!!
53. Shae - December 5, 2008 10:50 AM
Mmmmm....Rob w/out a doubt!! H-O-T!
54. mmmm.... - December 5, 2008 10:51 AM
PATTINSON. def pattinson. i'd take him over ANYONE (the only one who could even stand to challenge him would be jonathan rhys meyers....but i still think pattinson would win). he is so freaking hot. the perfect man.
55. lucci - December 5, 2008 10:56 AM
one more morrissey wannabe...
56. mmmuah - December 5, 2008 10:57 AM
I'm not really attracted to either of them, right off... I'd choose Robert though, because he's cute and british. Jesse is just obnoxious.
57. mmmuah - December 5, 2008 10:58 AM
I'm not really attracted to either of them, right off... I'd choose Robert though, because he's cute and british. Jesse is just obnoxious.
58. m.munroe - December 5, 2008 10:59 AM
jesse metcalf! any day - any way!
59. Lucy - December 5, 2008 11:00 AM
neither...I'll take Josh Holloway any day!!!
60. Sabrina - December 5, 2008 11:20 AM
JESSIE METCALF!!!! Regardless if hes a drunk-he is sexxxxxxxy!
61. p0nk - December 5, 2008 11:21 AM
Masengil or Summer's Eve?
62. IND - December 5, 2008 11:21 AM
# 52 : "this other guy jesse metcalf looks like hed be up for some shitty conversation quickly followed by an awesome lay. i pick him!!!"
Hahaha! Agreed!
But I think I agree with 59, Josh Holloway totally beats both of them!
63. Zsa - December 5, 2008 11:35 AM
Robert Pattinson!!!!! I love him
64. James - December 5, 2008 11:38 AM
as another gay i'm going with the independent Hugh Jackman party.
Metcalf is too douchy and Pattinson is too damn skinny.
Plus i'm a geek and wolverine trumps douchbags and teenage vampires any day.
65. heidi - December 5, 2008 11:43 AM
They both need to go take a shower. Yuck! I prefer my men to not have to be flee dipped.
66. Pixie - December 5, 2008 11:44 AM
Robert Pattison. Are Jessie's eyebrows premanantly frozen in that position? It looks like this ---> ^.~
67. nora - December 5, 2008 11:50 AM
Jesse, DEFINITELY. Hot as HELL. Look at those eyebrows on Robert - ew. He has a weird face and a weirder vibe.
68. Morgan - December 5, 2008 11:50 AM
Rob. So, so, so hot.
69. Me 2 - December 5, 2008 11:51 AM
I really really really think that RP is not even a little bit attractive. He looks like a dirty werewolf. I'll take JM any day. Anyway, drunk sex is more fun.
70. misslynn - December 5, 2008 11:57 AM
Rob, easily. Like whoa.
71. misslynn - December 5, 2008 11:57 AM
Rob, easily. Like whoa.
72. zizzy - December 5, 2008 11:58 AM
Pattinson. I like that "haven't washed my hair in a few days" look.
73. hot asian girl with big tits - December 5, 2008 12:06 PM
Rob, because he has a hot British accent and he looks like he would let me dominate him in more ways than one.
74. stnin - December 5, 2008 12:08 PM
Just rolled out of bed? No shower=unclean genitalia, that's what I'm thinking anyways... Metcalfe might be a vain asshole, but that probably means there's a better chance of him having cleaned himself up before boozing it up.
Also, he kind of looks like Elvis with that drunk facial expression. Elvis with a french tickler. Mmm...saucy!
The meat calf over the pat, I say!
75. Flower - December 5, 2008 12:11 PM
Why do you even ask Superficial writer... you know the answer.
76. Flower - December 5, 2008 12:11 PM
Why do you even ask Superficial writer... you know the answer.
77. ally - December 5, 2008 12:14 PM
ROBERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 100% for sure hands down.
In fact, I'd probably answer Robert if you asked me "who in the entire world would you choose?" He's so fuckin hot ;)
78. melissa - December 5, 2008 12:17 PM
Robert FTW. 110%. <3333
79. melissa - December 5, 2008 12:17 PM
Robert FTW. 110%. <3333
80. YoMOmmA - December 5, 2008 12:20 PM
RobPAt by far, id take him on his worst morning before id take JesseM on his best day!! hes douchetastic...
81. Morgan - December 5, 2008 12:28 PM
hmmm....
Pattinson.
My stubble feels like goose down on a spring day and a roomie with Turret's (or whatever) just makes me look more appealing.
82. WOPBOBBALOOBOP - December 5, 2008 12:31 PM
Jesse Metcalfe = [the love child of] John Stamos + Carson Daly+Jose Cuervo
83. WOPBOBBALOOBOP - December 5, 2008 12:31 PM
Jesse Metcalfe = [the love child of] John Stamos + Carson Daly+Jose Cuervo
84. o!valencia - December 5, 2008 12:34 PM
Robert Pattinson over Jesse Metcalfe any day of the week. And my roommate does have episodes.
85. Nova - December 5, 2008 12:39 PM
Pattinson looks mentally disabled, or cleft pallet. The other guy looks like trash. Kudos to modern day characters(miley cyrus,jonas brothers,bratz dolls,musicians that sound like shit and have exactly that to say) for turning the minds of our young people into bubble gum mush. And fuck all the parents who let their kids get caught up in this garbage. Thanks writer for making the choices a rock and a hard place.
86. crackbaby - December 5, 2008 12:42 PM
Robert is straight up fugly. Girls only find him attractive because they like the character fromthe Twilight books. If a guy looking exactly like him hit one the same girls at the mall he'd get shot down every time. Jesse is good looking, but an untalented drunk
87. Dana - December 5, 2008 12:44 PM
Metcalfe.
88. charlotte - December 5, 2008 12:46 PM
threesome anyone?
89. Lola - December 5, 2008 12:46 PM
Don't you mean "For the booty-hole loving men?"
Neither will be chosen cuz they're both ugly and incredibly gay and dirty looking
90. charlotte - December 5, 2008 12:46 PM
threesome anyone?
91. Valkyrie - December 5, 2008 12:50 PM
Metcalfe AS LONG AS HE DIDNT TALK.
Seriously Pattinson looks like a Baldwin cousin that always has moist hands.
NICE ONE FISH!! AT LEAST YOURE TRYING. maybe.
92. Kahlee - December 5, 2008 12:59 PM
@33 agreed, I'll take the superficial writer AND I'll dress as wonder woman :D These two aren't attractive to me.
93. Christina - December 5, 2008 1:01 PM
Rob Pattinson, definitely! Those cheekbones, that jawline, his intense eyes and his accent totally break me. He can get away with looking a bit dirty and disheveled because he's so handsome!
94. matt - December 5, 2008 1:03 PM
@64
Well duh, Hugh Jackman wins every time. But when given the improbable set of circumstances that gives you simply Rob or Jesse to mate from (perhaps a post apocalyptic hell hole where its just you and these two), drunken Jesse is the lesser of two evils...
95. Anja - December 5, 2008 1:04 PM
PATTINSOOOON fo' sho'
He's hot besides his lack of a haircut ;)
96. Kylie - December 5, 2008 1:04 PM
I'd let them run a train, but I'm afraid they would end up fucking eachother. So, I'll go with the neo-goth vampire.
97. Dee - December 5, 2008 1:20 PM
What a hard choice....I've always wanted to do both! I'm going to have to go with Rob because he's probably aching for it!
98. Ally - December 5, 2008 1:24 PM
Robert Pattison, I mean who doesnt love that stoner boy
99. Val - December 5, 2008 1:34 PM
Hey hey HEY. There's no comparisson here. At least Robert has work and it's not his fault he looks like he's stoned that's just his face. Jesse is always drunk and unemployed. Not a fair battle superfish!
100. Some Girlw - December 5, 2008 1:34 PM
EW... Robert Pattinson is always so sweaty and greasy, and what a horrible actor! And who is Jesse Metcalf? Is he friends with Spencer?
101. kelsey! - December 5, 2008 1:44 PM
PATTINSON 4EVER YALLZ!
i have taken a vow of celibacy until i A) have my own vampire boyfriend OR B) find a dude that hasn't washed his hair in 6 weeks.
this should last for about another 6 hours
102. Annonyononymouse - December 5, 2008 1:50 PM
ROB
103. Jenna - December 5, 2008 1:59 PM
Rob. For some reason his grungyness makes him even sexier. Not many men can pull that off. However, I wouldn't be opposed to sex in the shower...
104. Tori - December 5, 2008 2:07 PM
Is there a third option?
Especially since I don't think either could actually have sex in their current conditions.
105. Megan - December 5, 2008 2:08 PM
Robert, he makes me wet like I'm 16 again. Who's this other guy. Looks like a cross between John Stamos and Richard Greico. NO THANKS.
106. Kristen - December 5, 2008 2:26 PM
I wanna show Robert Pattinson what sex with an older woman is like:
married/period sex unshaved all over. Damn, I'm getting a divorce.
107. Amanda - December 5, 2008 2:46 PM
Umm....robhe is fantastic...., and he doesnt look like the kind of person to care if a girls legs have a little stubble seeing as he admits that he doesnt have much sense of personal hygiene himself... he is undoubtedly the sexiest man i have ever laid my eyes upon :)
108. Amanda - December 5, 2008 2:46 PM
Umm....rob is fantastic...., and he doesnt look like the kind of person to care if a girls legs have a little stubble seeing as he admits that he doesnt have much sense of personal hygiene himself... he is undoubtedly the sexiest man i have ever laid my eyes upon :)
109. Heather - December 5, 2008 3:00 PM
Robert Pattison, hands down.
There is no way, no way EVER that i would have sex with Miguel Lopez Fitzgerald. That is the greasiest douchiest son of a bitch. What's with his little soul patch?!
Robert Pattison is actually good looking, even with his ridiculous hair.
110. Chantell - December 5, 2008 3:01 PM
Robert. He is hot.
111. Lisa - December 5, 2008 3:08 PM
Pattinson... but I'd prefer his hair be a little tamer than that one pic.
112. Rachel - December 5, 2008 3:20 PM
Rob fucking Pattinson - hands down
113. LL - December 5, 2008 3:34 PM
Who the fuck is Jesse Metcalfe?
114. You're fucking dumb. - December 5, 2008 3:51 PM
#93. I agree! Rob is cute. :)
115. Kate - December 5, 2008 3:51 PM
Robert, no question about it.
116. what the fuck - December 5, 2008 4:27 PM
Putting this in here to balance it out. PATTINSON IS UGLY.
I would much rather do Jesse Metcalfe any day, regardless of douchiness.
117. xtina - December 5, 2008 4:27 PM
ummmm ROBERT. duh you have to be blind to choose the other dude.
118. michelle - December 5, 2008 4:31 PM
either way, this guy is YUCK!
119. Pixie - December 5, 2008 4:32 PM
WTF is wrong with Jessie's face? Does he always hold his eyebrows like that, in a permanent state of douchebaggery?
120. lala - December 5, 2008 4:32 PM
ROBERT PATTINSON BY FAR!!!
121. lolaaa sand - December 5, 2008 4:37 PM
Jesse Metcalfe looks like a frat boy. So if your eyes like what they see, then you're into college pong party douches.
Robert Pattinson ALL the way!
122. stephanie - December 5, 2008 4:49 PM
Robert Pattinson so I can tug on that hair of his.
123. CHILL - December 5, 2008 5:10 PM
Does Pattinson own a comb , perhaps shampoo? I would do neither and just tell those two crackheads we did after I charged them the next morning.
124. samm23y - December 5, 2008 5:15 PM
I agree with # BLAH BLAH BLAH.. ..
BLAH blAH is much cuter..
cozz bLAH BLAH BLAH is so damn BLA BLAH BLAH...
FISH!!!! you are positively 100% nothjn more nothn less a certified Homo!... Son, you probably need a Meat Lollipop..
125. thisguyisnothot - December 5, 2008 5:19 PM
I don't get it...this Pattinson guy is not hot. He's a total scrode.
126. jazzi - December 5, 2008 5:22 PM
def. rob. he's amazingly hot. he has that just crawled out of bed look which is smokin.
127. LivewireT - December 5, 2008 5:28 PM
JESSE definitely. He looks so hot here...
128. LivewireT - December 5, 2008 5:29 PM
JESSE definitely. No contest.
129. Thumperchica - December 5, 2008 5:30 PM
"96. Kylie - December 5, 2008 1:04 PM
I'd let them run a train, but I'm afraid they would end up fucking eachother. So, I'll go with the neo-goth vampire."
I was on the phone with a client and busted out laughing... thanks for getting me fired...
130. dip - December 5, 2008 5:31 PM
If i had to pick Id say the vampire guy hes cuter. BUT please post some Christian Bale or Hugh Jackman shirtless next time. Kthxbai
131. Sandiers - December 5, 2008 5:43 PM
Since the Jay Leno interview where Pattinson reveals he "gave up washing his hair a while ago" it's really a toss up. It really depends on how drunk Metcalf is, (he may not be able to get it up) and whether or not he's been vomiting. Both are pretty sexy when showered and sober.
132. ΘρΔ⠟ŧ※ਠ - December 5, 2008 5:45 PM
I'd fuck all you bitches. Give me a call.
133. Keri - December 5, 2008 6:16 PM
Robby far. I love his hair. He also has a really hot smile.
134. Keri - December 5, 2008 6:16 PM
Rob by far. I love his hair. He also has a really hot smile.
135. Sharon - December 5, 2008 6:21 PM
ROB! he looks stoned but still way hotter than Jesse.
136. Brooke - December 5, 2008 6:23 PM
definitely rob. :)
jesse is sort of feminine looking if you ask me.
137. Jenny - December 5, 2008 6:23 PM
Totally Robert!
138. Brooke - December 5, 2008 6:24 PM
definitely rob. :)
jesse is sort of feminine looking if you ask me.
139. Jackie - December 5, 2008 6:48 PM
Rob Pattinson -- no contest. Although I really do think he should stop telling people he doesn't wash his hair.
140. amanda - December 5, 2008 6:51 PM
" i'm going with the independent Hugh Jackman party.
Metcalf is too douchy and Pattinson is too damn skinny.
Plus i'm a geek and wolverine trumps douchbags and teenage vampires any day."
can hugh wear a wolverine costume? not the shit black one from the movies, either the brown + yellow one or the blue + yellow one? cuz i must say, hes no gambit but i am a sucker for marvels men!
if it was bang one of these 2 or the world ends id pick jesse, he looks like he could/would throw me around while the little vamp dude looks like he would cry after...
141. I wonder... - December 5, 2008 6:59 PM
My little sister has gone Pattinson fangirl, so I have watched some of his interviews. He seems genuinely freaked out by all the screaming girls. I wonder if he is purposely avoiding hygiene and saying that he doesn't wash his hair in a misguided effort to gross out at least some of his obsessive fanbase.
142. Mary Dawn - December 5, 2008 7:19 PM
definitely robert pattinson since jesse metcalfe has man boobs and is gay
143. britney's weave - December 5, 2008 7:22 PM
what the hell, fish? where's the post giving guys the option of amy winehouse or chyna doll? huh??? it's only fair.
144. Ava - December 5, 2008 7:23 PM
Thank you fish MAN, for putting up some sexy pics just for us ladies. Much appreciated! All those who say you are homosexual are jealous and angry lost little boys.
Oh i'd choose both by the way, A threesome with these two heavenly forms of man would be perfect.
LOVE YA!
145. melanie - December 5, 2008 7:26 PM
definitely jesse...definintely
146. casey - December 5, 2008 7:58 PM
Both gross. Please give us more pictures of REAL men. i. e. Hugh Jackman
147. heyy - December 5, 2008 8:01 PM
Robert, no contest.
148. Squishy - December 5, 2008 8:06 PM
Ummmmm, lets face it Jesse Metcalfe is a turd...gotta go with Robert!
149. Tess - December 5, 2008 8:07 PM
If you've seen the movie Twilight, you'd understand Rob Pattison's appeal. He's also a talented musician who wrote/sang/performed a song on the soundtrack.
And let's remember that he's only 22 year old - love you Rob!
150. Tawny - December 5, 2008 8:07 PM
#143 is right. WTF kind of options are these? And how drunk am I? I'd need to be really drunk or I might remember in the morning and I'd r e a l l y hate that.
151. Dozer - December 5, 2008 8:09 PM
I'm agreeing with the Hugh Jackman-Johnny Depp ticket!
152. Take Out Food - December 5, 2008 8:11 PM
Vote for the Hugh Jackman-Johnny Depp ticket!
153. the big kahuna - December 5, 2008 8:21 PM
first i want rob's head in my pants
then i want to rip out his hair with my teeth
then I'd probably jerk him off a few times
and after that i want him to fuck the living out of me.
154. LaLaLa - December 5, 2008 8:22 PM
I would gladly take the dirty British vampire.... yum yum!
155. Cliff_greene - December 5, 2008 8:31 PM
Robert Pattinson is hot for a raccoon. I'd take Jesse Metacalfe, who would HAVE to be drunk to have sex with me.
156. Cliff_greene - December 5, 2008 8:33 PM
and when has Robert Pattinson NOT looked like he just crawled out from under a very badly smelling rock?
157. Silver - December 5, 2008 8:35 PM
Rob, that other guy is fuckin stupid. He's got no talent and he's a douche.
158. Lindsay - December 5, 2008 8:35 PM
Ob.V Robert!!!!!!
Super dirty grungy, angsty, lost puppy hot. Yum Yum. I want seconds please!
159. Joy - December 5, 2008 9:11 PM
Metcalfe by miles!!!
160. sexyyy - December 5, 2008 9:13 PM
okay:
#1 both those guys are fucking hot
#2 superficial chose to pick really ridiculous photos of them
#3 although they still continue to look fucking hot
and because of this, i will not decide
161. Sherelle - December 5, 2008 9:54 PM
ROB fo sure.
stupid question really.
come on.
Cedric Diggory slash (/) hot vampire?
mh mmmmmh
:P
162. jazzi - December 5, 2008 9:58 PM
rob most deffinatly. he's a hotty and i love the hair.
163. Jreu - December 5, 2008 10:46 PM
Rob turns me on, then I clicked the fucking asswipe under him... ooooof, what a major turn off. I think I need a barf bag. My night is ruined!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
164. Sarah - December 6, 2008 12:15 AM
Response #1:
"Ohmyyyskjggggggg Rpatt is sooooo cuuuteee and soo hot! kthxbai!!!!111111 lol! jk i lyke both of tehm cuz there so sexiii"
Response #2:
"OMGGGGGGG JESSY METCAFE WAS ON TEH PASSIONS!!! OMGGGGG, WHO IS ROBERT PATTINSON? OMGGGGGG"
& Response #3:
(From the old women with 20 cats and too much time on their hands)
"Who are these young dudes? STOP. I say Hugh Jackman is a REAL man, who can shizzle my dizzle anytime, yo. STOP. Johnny Depp is one hunk of a man too, my sistas. STOP."
& My Response:
Robert Pattinson is of extreme attractivenessitivityism. :)
...
Cause shampoo is for losers.
165. Sarah - December 6, 2008 12:15 AM
Response #1:
"Ohmyyyskjggggggg Rpatt is sooooo cuuuteee and soo hot! kthxbai!!!!111111 lol! jk i lyke both of tehm cuz there so sexiii"
Response #2:
"OMGGGGGGG JESSY METCAFE WAS ON TEH PASSIONS!!! OMGGGGG, WHO IS ROBERT PATTINSON? OMGGGGGG"
& Response #3:
(From the old women with 20 cats and too much time on their hands)
"Who are these young dudes? STOP. I say Hugh Jackman is a REAL man, who can shizzle my dizzle anytime, yo. STOP. Johnny Depp is one hunk of a man too, my sistas. STOP."
& My Response:
Robert Pattinson is of extreme attractivenessitivityism. :)
...
Cause shampoo is for losers.
166. Jibbly Biggins - December 6, 2008 6:03 AM
Robert Pattison!!!
167. natasha - December 6, 2008 6:27 AM
definitely Robert..Jesse Metwutever is a cunt.
168. gerard Vandenberg - December 6, 2008 7:05 AM
Since when require LADIES only FAGGOTS?
I believe now they simply love NAIVE THINKING there in america!!
169. holly - December 6, 2008 9:12 AM
Rob!
Hottest guy out there!
170. space - December 6, 2008 9:58 AM
Jesse Metacafe lollololol.
#168 fuck off uglie.
<3 Rob <3
171. GG1000 - December 6, 2008 10:47 AM
I make it a policy not to do anyone who has the same hairdresser my Aunt Babs uses before she goes to canasta night at the Rec Center. Seriously, somebody take these boys out, hose 'em down with Lysol, get the clippers on 'em, then a razor and a bit of 'scaping on those eyebrows and I might think about it. Since when is "I was a Teenaged Werewolf" the style setter?
172. michy - December 6, 2008 12:00 PM
they are both hot
173. Ananana - December 6, 2008 12:27 PM
i'd like them both. at the same time.
174. rachel - December 6, 2008 4:38 PM
umm...robert.
i have no clue who that other guy is. and even if i did know, it'd still be robert.
i mean, yeah he's kinda scruffy, but a scruffy rob is better than anyone else, any day. mmhmn.
175. ger - December 6, 2008 5:42 PM
Twilight guy is so fkn overrated.
Jesse for sure. Dirty pretty.
176. ger - December 6, 2008 5:42 PM
Twilight guy is so fkn overrated.
Jesse for sure. Dirty pretty. And probably Pretty Dirty.
177. Megan - December 6, 2008 6:24 PM
ROBERT..
He's much hotter and a musician who is British..and not obnoxious! :P
178. Megan - December 6, 2008 6:24 PM
ROBERT..
He's much hotter and a musician who is British..and not obnoxious! :P
179. Megan - December 6, 2008 6:24 PM
ROBERT..
He's much hotter and a musician who is British..and not obnoxious! :P
180. cici - December 6, 2008 6:29 PM
ROBERT! Hes more handsome like a guy is handsome. That Metcafe just looks like a pretty boy. Besides my sister met Metcafe and she said hes a total A-HOLE
181. Siehna - December 7, 2008 2:00 AM
Robert, no contest.
182. Tits on a stick - December 7, 2008 5:05 AM
NO.
183. Kelly - December 7, 2008 9:46 AM
Don't even deny it ladies, Rob is cute.
184. Missy - December 7, 2008 11:22 AM
I agree with #5
Metcalfe would make the better boy toy, Robert looks like he might snap in two.
185. Debbie - December 7, 2008 6:27 PM
Oh I think Jesse. That guy they got to play in the twilight movie is so dang ugly. His nose looks like he is a boxer, it's smashed flat. His hair is never combed. If I had to pick one, it would be Jesse.
186. Alexa - December 7, 2008 6:55 PM
Jesse is looking like Justin Bobby from the Hills.
187. Meg - December 7, 2008 10:17 PM
Rob...all day, everyday.
188. bailey - December 8, 2008 1:35 AM
The second guy (which i have never heard of) looks like a sleaze ball. Hair gel?? Who still wears hair gel? Those long caterpillar eyebrows seriously irritate me, and that hitler beard thing hes got is even worse. I think thats a lame attempt at a GOAT-tee. Why would you want something after goats?
AND that freaking barnyard jacket, gross. Hes just gross all over.
Now Robert, I like the scruffy look and someone was right, he has that James Dean thing going on which is hot. I wouldn't mind a night with him!
189. Sasha - December 8, 2008 2:02 AM
that's not even a question! obviously the ruggedly handsome r pats!
he's just down right dazzling and THEN SOME!
190. Sasha - December 8, 2008 2:02 AM
that's not even a question! obviously the ruggedly handsome r pats!
he's just down right dazzling and THEN SOME!
191. Sasha - December 8, 2008 2:02 AM
that's not even a question! obviously the ruggedly handsome r pats!
he's just down right dazzling and THEN SOME!
192. Lauren - December 8, 2008 7:59 AM
I wouldn't choose either but if I was forced to it would be Robert because Jesse is too arrogant and I imagine he would be even worse when drunk!
193. Joanne - December 8, 2008 8:07 AM
Even though Jesse is gorgeous his arrogance makes him less attractive so I'd go for Robert!
194. katie - December 8, 2008 2:48 PM
Jesse. At least he's good looking, even if he IS drunk. I wouldn't kick Robert out of bed, and I LOVED the Twilight book series, but he's not that hot.
195. katie - December 8, 2008 3:12 PM
Jesse. At least he's good looking, even if he IS drunk. I wouldn't kick Robert out of bed, and I LOVED the Twilight book series, but he's not that hot.
196. jesseiguess - December 8, 2008 3:33 PM
I've never seen either of them in anything.
197. Twilights My Crack - December 8, 2008 10:56 PM
ROB.
ROB.
ROB.
&
ROB!
198. Jas - December 9, 2008 6:46 AM
Mmmm... I vote for Rob.
He may look scary but at least he doesn't look like a redneck.
199. Ellie - December 10, 2008 2:11 AM
JESSE, duh! I don't see what's the big deal about that Twilight guy.
200. Aerya - December 12, 2008 9:11 AM
Rob of course, though he's probably scared of all us people wanting to touch his hair ;)
I dun like curly hair >< or that other guy's facial bone structure, he's cute but Robert appeals more to MY senses, though it may be different for everyone else.
201. Steviespin - December 13, 2008 9:35 AM
I'm sorry, but even drunk off his ass, Jesse looks fucking hot.
202. thatgirl - December 14, 2008 1:34 PM
robert, no question. and i think his hair is kinda hot!
203. Nelly - December 24, 2008 6:23 PM
Omq YU Crazy Of Course ROB PATTINSON
HE ISSO SEXy ill do him anytime any day he is so gorgeous i love his sexy ass
204. Nelly - December 24, 2008 6:24 PM
Omq YU Crazy Of Course ROB PATTINSON
HE ISSO SEXy ill do him anytime any day he is so gorgeous i love his sexy ass
205. Nelly - December 24, 2008 6:24 PM
Omq YU Crazy Of Course ROB PATTINSON
HE ISSO SEXy ill do him anytime any day he is so gorgeous i love his sexy ass
206. Cindy - December 24, 2008 6:40 PM
Yea, Rob. Period.
I don't know who the other guys even is, but yuck...
207. Cindy - December 24, 2008 6:40 PM
Yea, Rob. Period.
I don't know who the other guy even is, but yuck...
208. jess - December 24, 2008 7:02 PM
ummm... definetly robert but his HAIR WHY WOULD HE DO THAT ?!
thats what made him edwared cullen ! will it gorw back in time for the next movie ?i loved the movie . and watched many times .
209. Teodora - December 24, 2008 7:32 PM
Robert Pattinson! Umm der! He is the Sexiest guy ever!
210. Sasha - December 24, 2008 8:28 PM
OMG I LOVE Robert Pattinson he's soo sweet and caring but at the same time hes shy and funny. And i love all his songs my favorite is let me sign its sooo beautilful. If i could have anything in the world it would be to meet robert pattinson in person and talk to him.
211. Sasha - December 24, 2008 8:28 PM
OMG I LOVE Robert Pattinson he's soo sweet and caring but at the same time hes shy and funny. And i love all his songs my favorite is let me sign its sooo beautilful. If i could have anything in the world it would be to meet robert pattinson in person and talk to him.
212. Sasha - December 24, 2008 8:29 PM
OMG I LOVE Robert Pattinson he's soo sweet and caring but at the same time hes shy and funny. And i love all his songs my favorite is let me sign its sooo beautilful. If i could have anything in the world it would be to meet robert pattinson in person and talk to him.
213. Sasha - December 24, 2008 8:29 PM
OMG I LOVE Robert Pattinson he's soo sweet and caring but at the same time hes shy and funny. And i love all his songs my favorite is let me sign its sooo beautilful. If i could have anything in the world it would be to meet robert pattinson in person and talk to him.
214. Krystal - December 25, 2008 2:23 PM
Robert Pattinson! Umm der! He is the Sexiest guy ever!
215. Nikki - December 27, 2008 2:03 PM
ROB!!!!! Definatly. he is so fricken sexy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
216. Nikki - December 27, 2008 2:03 PM
ROB!!!!! Definatly. he is so fricken sexy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
217. Lisa - December 27, 2008 2:37 PM
Jesse looks like he is completely lost- seriously like he really has no clue where the hell he is. I'd pick Rob definitely.
218. BellaDonna - January 5, 2009 5:03 PM
Swoon..... Rob of course. There really is no one else.
219. ms cullen - January 17, 2009 12:44 AM
Edward and Robert (watever). SOOOOOOOOOO DELISH! *cant breathe*
220. kerrie - February 27, 2009 12:21 PM
rob most deff. sooo h-hott!!!!!!