Dec 29 2008Elle Macpherson in a bikini

Why on earth wear a bikini that shows butt crack? must be the most unconfortable thing to wear

This is like a Bigfoot sighting or something, no? At least judging by the poses. Shall I get the Feds on this??? Ha haaa. In my official report to the military I shall state: The battle between Elle's boobs and gravity was a noble one but in the end gravity won. Infact, it kicked ass! Note to self, don't fuck with gravity or you too could be flattened out like a public school paddleball court!

Would I do it?
Hell,yes!

Would I brag about it?
Hell,yes!

Would I sell pics of the deed to Fish?
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........................................................maybe.

Elle, you're timeless beauty only encapitulates your ennumerable ....oh whatever, I admit, I'm gay.

XOXO
Randal

I mean, that wasn't me! I"M NOT RANDAL

JESUS CHRIST, GOOD LORD!!
This STUCK-UP lost contact with real-life, folks?
Posessed with the celebrity syndrom.............or just another FAKE american?

She's fake Australian, you dipshit.

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WHITE MEN WOULD HIT HER BEFORE THEY HIT KIM BECAUSE THEY ARE GAY. I HATE YOU WHITE MEN, HOW ON EARTH CAN YOU FIND THIS TYPE OF BODY ATTRACTIVE.

THROW SOME FAKE BREASTS ON HER AND SHE IS PERFECT FOR YOU.

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WHITE MEN WOULD HIT HER BEFORE THEY HIT KIM BECAUSE THEY ARE GAY. I HATE YOU WHITE MEN, HOW ON EARTH CAN YOU FIND THIS TYPE OF BODY ATTRACTIVE.

THROW SOME FAKE BREASTS ON HER AND SHE IS PERFECT FOR YOU.

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REAL MEN LIKE LARGE BUBBLY BUTTS THAT JIGGLE AND KEEP JIGGLING AFTER WE STOP WALKING. MY MEN LOVE THE FLAPJACK ROLLS OF FLAB AND BREASTS DOWN TO MY BIG OUTIE BELLY BUTTON. WHITEYS LIKE LTTLE BOYS BODIES, REAL MEN LIKE SAGGING FLAPJACK ROLLS, LIKE MINE AND KIMS. FUCK YOU WHITEYS AND YOUR NASTY, THIN 12 YEAR OLD BOY BODIES!

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REAL MEN LIKE LARGE BUBBLY BUTTS THAT JIGGLE AND KEEP JIGGLING AFTER WE STOP WALKING. MY MEN LOVE THE FLAPJACK ROLLS OF FLAB AND BREASTS DOWN TO MY BIG OUTIE BELLY BUTTON. WHITEYS LIKE LTTLE BOYS BODIES, REAL MEN LIKE SAGGING FLAPJACK ROLLS, LIKE MINE AND KIMS. FUCK YOU WHITEYS AND YOUR NASTY, THIN 12 YEAR OLD BOY BODIES!

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I'm sorry, but i'm going to have to agree with THAT_GIRL_JENN, how can you want like this body shape on a woman? just saying, i like women who have some curves or something lol. this isn't a good batch of pictures

Jimbo if you are cheating on me with Randall I'm going to be so jealous. Randall is dreamy.

Jimbo! SaraDevil! Randal is mine!!! :-D

Dearest Randal... your posts reflect your ever-so-loving persona. You bring light to my days, in the simplest ways- unbeknown to you.

Eh... You rock, buddy.

Hugs and kisses,
Eva

Congrats Superficial, that post made me laugh my ass off.

Let's see: no ass, not tits, and a truly ugly face. Plus, the stupid armband that makes her think she's still young. The sad reality is this; when chicks get to be over 28ish, they're no longer attractive. Guys get older, and they can still nail young chicks. It's good to be a guy. Although to be fair, this washed-up, has-been skank is still more fuckworthy than most African American women of any age.

She's holding pretty fine for 44 on the verge of 45. Probably never fill a bathing suit like Helen Mirren at 62, but sometimes you hanker for oranges, other times you want an apple, what are you gonna' do? OOOWWWWWWW, Christina Ricci, quit hauling them bricks at my noggin' ,you'll make me ugly.

She looks like some Country bumpkin. She looks awful. Id rather wake up with a dick in my ass then next to her. She is done. Every bit of her is terrible. OK, it's better than what I have at home, but Elle MacPherson? I wouldn't even give her a golden shower.

What a fine piece of ass.

I'm sure the usual fat dykes will show up and claim that she has the body of a 12 yr old boy but it's just jealousy of a woman who can keep herself from becoming Rosy O'Donnell.

I love women that age well and Elle is a perfect example.

Anyone for nacos?

Anyone for nachos?

Anyone for nachos?

I have always found her flat a*se rather unappealing!
(it's always annoyed me that she was called the body! - with an a*se like that! ... ;p)

she's a knock out otherwise!

OMG, vagina alert, second row, third photo, can she actually find a bikini bottom that fits properly?

She's worth $57 million, single, not really dating anybody seriously, and is solvent. Soup Or Fish Al, this could be your golden ticket.

I too am a really big fan of Randal/Jimbo. I would give anything to see them in a bikini with a buttcrack shot like this nasty elderly hag.

I love it when a girl has a wet, saggy bikini. Don't see that on fat, er, thick girls...

My dearest THAT_GIRL_JENN,

Yes, it is true, white men like women who are in shape and take care of themselves. We would rather spend our money on our homes, travel and giving our children the best education and not the food and associated medical bills that a fat and lazy lifestyle brings.

So, if diabetes, a lower life span, heart attacks and all the related health problems are what you believe to be beautiful, go stuff another fried chicken leg in that screaming mouth of yours and wash it down with another gallon of soft drinks.

For me, I'd rather take a thin girl any day of the week...

And, YES, Elle is such a hottie! I'd do her twice just to spite you and all your 'thick' friends!!!

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Considering that its been over for years, with that a saggy ass and non existent eye brows she looks hotter than most 20 year olds around...

#23. Heléna, I think you are mistaken.. Heidi Klum is "the body", not Elle MacPherson.

wow, she really has no ass
her bikini is at least 1 size to small, it looks uncomfortable to me
he boobs arent saggy! you guys are nuts
i think she looks great!

Actually #23 and #31 you're both wrong- Giselle Bundchen is "the body"

Babe is 44 and still very, very hit-able.

yeah i totally remember her : Joey's australian roommate on freinds but she should seriously stay away from the sun for a while she looks toasted.

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Is that really Elle Mc Pherson ? How is that possible ? My friend's body looks better than hers now, and my friend is older than Elle ! No ass, and this bikini is ridiculous, it would only look good on a skinny 16 year old.

i'd have to pass on her, she didn't age well.

She's not "The Body" anymore, but she still has it going there. BEautiful woman, only lacks some ass.

She's fucking old!
Look her up from 20 years ago!

Hey Jenn, put some Degree under your tits, you're starting to stink.

Here I've been living a carefree life thinking happily all along there isn't any girl who can't be fucked in her ass but this one proves me wrong. Trying to fuck a skin-covered pelvis like Elle's would be like trying to hide a sausage in a pancake.

Now visualize a sausage in a pancake.

See what I mean?

Here I've been living a carefree life thinking happily all along there isn't any girl who can't be fucked in her ass but this one proves me wrong. Trying to fuck a skin-covered pelvis like Elle's would be like trying to hide a sausage in a pancake.

Now visualize a sausage in a pancake.

See what I mean?

Where did her ass go?
She is pretty and I love her accent, but her ass is missing, so sad.

#16. Women over 28 aren't hot are you insane??? Many women even in their thirties get confused for being in their early 20's so it's about how you look not your age. I know several 28 year olds who look hotter than the hottest chickat any university or highschool.

Here's a list peruse and shut it.

Emmanuelle Chriqui (have you seen this iber hotness) she's 31
Kate Hudson (have you seen her ass she's 29
Joanna Garcia (super hot cutie) she's 29 as well
Selma Blair (name me ONE 25 year old who looks younger) she 36!!!
Keri Russell (adorable and fit as hell even after a child) she's 32
Susan Ward (have you seen this piece of perfection) she's 32
Sophia Vergara (insane bombshell) she's 36

I could go on for days. Now models maynot look great after 28 there I would agree because they are soulless useless amzanian whorebags when their skin stops looking fresh and young you se much more clearly how truley manly their massive boddies look and when your life revolves around your looks and you have NOTHING of value to contribute to the world you will really loose your value after 30. I don't care what anyone says every model Heidi, Cindy, this thing, they all look like crap now.Anly tall chicks do NOT age well.

* MANLY tall chicks do not age well.

# 16.

If you think that men age better than women you are deluded. They lose their hair, develop a stomach you could shelf books on and go all red and saggy in the face.
And they smell strange, like worn-out upholstery. I was not attracted to older men when I was 22 and I am even less keen on sweaty balls of fat now than I am 32 and keep banging younger guys. The occasional old man who manages to bed a girl under 30 does so in virtue of the fatness of his wallet, not that of his belly. Men should stop thinking that aging doesn't affect their desiderability because IT DOES. Period.

#43 I imagine you really could go on for days but thanks for stopping. It's obvious it ends at that "soulless amzanian whorebag" Louise Hussbacker.

Molly Sullywogger (B-I-N-G-O bingo!) She's 82!
Louise Hussbacker (check out that adorable blue rinse) she's 85!!!

Old models suck. New models rule. Elle has an ass made of pancakes.

All that's missin' is a tramp-stamp and a can of red, white and blue beer. ..then I'd do her.

In Living Colour
Jim Carrey
Vera

wow

She still looks good. You have to feel bad for negro women. Those poor simians look like baboons even in high school.

She has a cool lingerie brand and she looks much better dressed with shades on. That's that... BLAH

My balls itch for Elle's asshole. I like me some flat ass. I'd hit her any day.

#43. I concur.
Models have no souls, they all purge them in their teens when their agent tells them that having a soul adds 5 pounds to your body in the flesh and 10 pounds in pictures. Celebrities have no souls because they either sold them for fame or have them removed because souls make you look "ordinary and common". Politicians also have no souls, but in their case your soul actually destroys itself or simply dies when you become invovled in politics.

P.S. Royals also have no souls as souls cannot survive inbreeding so basically the royal families of the world are and always have been made up by soulless inbred freaks.

#21, #31, #33.....You're all wrong.....Jesse Ventura is "the body" hahahahaha

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IM A WORTHLESS SACK OF ASS VOMIT. I SAY RACIST SHIT SHIT CUZ IM JEALOUS, SOMEONE SHOULD STOMP THE MASS OF PIG SHIT I CALL MY
BRAIN OUT OF MY RACIST FAT HEAD, I SHOULD DRINK BLEACH UNTIL I DIE FACE DOWN IN A SEPTIC TANK, IM A SAD, FAT, WORTHLESS WASTE OF
HUMAN LIFE. DRUNK PRISONERS WOULDNT FUCK ME FOR $1,000,000,
THE ONLY FUNNY THING I COULD WRITE WOULD BE A SUICIDE NOTE!

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Am I uhhhhh, the only one who thought that Jenn's little rant was hot? WOW, I got myself a big old TEXAS sized boner!!!!

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IM A WORTHLESS SACK OF ASS VOMIT. I SAY RACIST SHIT SHIT CUZ IM JEALOUS, SOMEONE SHOULD STOMP THE MASS OF PIG SHIT I CALL MY
BRAIN OUT OF MY RACIST FAT HEAD, I SHOULD DRINK BLEACH UNTIL I DIE FACE DOWN IN A SEPTIC TANK, IM A SAD, FAT, WORTHLESS WASTE OF
HUMAN LIFE. DRUNK PRISONERS WOULDNT FUCK ME FOR $1,000,000,
THE ONLY FUNNY THING I COULD WRITE WOULD BE A SUICIDE NOTE!

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#21-31-33 :
They nicknamed way too many models " The Body", but Elle was the first one.
I think she looks a-ma-zing for her age. The strange thing is I remember her having breasts back in the days. Her knees are very wrinkly too. I don't know if that's normal.

Bikini's are the new item in america, folks?

FOR THE RECORD THAT IS NOT ME, THAT IS SOMEONE ELSE SAYING THOSE BAD THINGS ABOUT ME.

JUST KIDDING! IT IS THE REAL ME IM SCHIZPHRENIC AND OFF MY MEDS
I ALSO EAT MY OWN POOP!

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