Dec 3 2008Elisha Cuthbert's ex suspended from hockey for calling her 'sloppy seconds'

He's with the DALLAS STARS, Dion Phaneuf is with the CALGARY FLAMES. You fucking douchenozzle. Nice research.

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Sean Avery of the Dallas Stars has been suspended indefinitely from the National Hockey League after publicly referring to Elisha Cuthbert as "sloppy seconds." She's currently dating Dion Phaneuf of the Calgary Stars.

Nice reading, you fucking douchenozzle.

I was going to comment about the "Calgary Stars" mix up...but I was gonna be a lot fucking nicer than Camel...

Sean needs to take a lesson from Sergia Federov... be a gentlemen and move on, there are plenty pucks on the ice.

Que dang. She doesnt look as bueno as the chiquita next door film. :(

I would take her as sloppy millionth!!! Gorgeous!!!!!

Is that her pubes hanging out in pic 3?? Oops how unclassy of me :(

rerr...She's starting to look a little puffy.

BiTcH beTTa GEt on Da tReaDMill ! (snaps fingers, horizontal arm movements)

I knew Avery would get thrown out of the NHL sooner or later, the guy is the most annoying player ever. Seems to be a spazz to.

And yes, Hockey is a Gentleman's Sport. Ever see a coach not wearing a suit at a game? Off the ice players are expected to be classy. On the ice, satisfaction will be demanded in the form of fisticuffs.

@9 you stole the words right out of my mouth. "puffy" is exactly how i would describe her. maybe she's retaining water.

what a joke! someone just PSed his pictures to hot ones and then uploaded to the famous rich men seeking affairs club !!!.sugarbaby date . c o m.. you know it is a rich men seeking sugar babies site.. so he is said to seek an extramarital relationship there!

wow did she gain weight or what???????

Sloppy seconds!

LMFAO!!!!!!!

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Eddie Shore?!?! Old Time Hockey!??! Get off the high horse NHL, fighting in NBA, MLB, MLS or NFL will get you ejected and suspended, but you decide to smack balls because a player dissed his ex publicly?? Wow. And do you have proof the she ISN'T "Sloppy Seconds"?? Oh wait, hockey is the sport I don't care about.

suspended for saying "sloppy seconds"? fucking pussies.

She started out as a foot model. And for that I will be forever grateful. Her feet are among the sexiest on the planet!

Is this the same mind set, if our youth see breast on tv theyll be corrupted? but endless violence is A-ok!!!

"Sloppy" is accurate. Were they offended by the "seconds" comment? She was hot for about 5 minutes.

yeah she's getting chunky

Sloppy Seconds with her tastes alot like maple syrup.

League does too much to protect a pissant like Avery on-ice, his role is to instigate, injure (goaltenders) and draw penalties while never dropping the gloves. He usually spends the pre-game warm-ups getting into players heads, a couple of more notable incidents were when he called Calgary's Jerome Iginla a nigger, and made fun of Toronto's Jason Blake because Blake had been diagnosed with Leukemia, yet every time the players filed a grievance, Avery denied it, got off scott-free. The only punishment he's really recieved was during the playoffs last season when he was deliberatley talking shit and interfering with the Devils goalie Marty Brodeur, who had been injured by Avery a year or two earlier. Avery crashes the nets, he goes in knees up to hit a goaltender in the head, Rick DiPietro of my Islanders got a concussion thanks to this guy.

The NHL discipline czar Colin Campbell always gave Avery a million chances, but enough is enough. Avery finally bit off more than he could get away with probably felt he had impunity and could say whatever he wanted but got caught being the foul piece of shit that he is.

I'm sure this will be a slap on the wrist but it's about time the NHL really starts nailing this guy and hopefully the refs will back off when Avery starts getting smacked up for being soiling the league's reputation both as having some of the most gentlemanly athletes in pro-sports but also making the league look biased in it's rules that protect a small instigator like him who turtles and looks for the zebra stripes to save him from getting a beat down.

And any of you morons who think hockey is all about fighting, you don't know shit. Fighting in hockey is a necessary deterrent from allowing two players spear, stick or slash each other with the sticks. Fighting in hockey is also a necessary deterrent to keep bigger players or dumb lumoxes from taking runs at smaller or more talented players. A one-on-one fight in hockey is far less dangerous than any of those examples. Trouble is the NHL feeling pressure from liberal pussies who never understood the complexity of the game pushed the powers that be in the league to create rules that try to discourage fighting with unfair instigator and third man in rules and the result has been more cheap shots, elbows, boarding calls (checking from behind), smack talk and tactics by a guy like Avery to draw penalties knowing as long as he doesn't drop the gloves he'll get off without being penalized in the game.

1) I agree with #22
2) Its one thing to say/do things to get into another player's head by commenting on his playing, team etc. Its a completely different matter to comment about a player's family life/personal issues, regardless of your dating history. Avery should learn to keep it on the ice, maybe he'd actually be a hockey player then. Working at Vogue is making him a catty bitch.

1) I agree with #22
2) Its one thing to say/do things to get into another player's head by commenting on his playing, team etc. Its a completely different matter to comment about a player's family life/personal issues, regardless of your dating history. Avery should learn to keep it on the ice, maybe he'd actually be a hockey player then. Working at Vogue is making him a catty bitch.

doesn't he know that Jack Bauer has killed people for less. you don't talk smack about his daughter.

Where does "Fish" get their information..so i can go to THAT site. Wait. I looked her up on Wikipedia and found basically this whole article except the drivel at the very end of the Superficial post. How old is this?? I want UP TO DATE information! God i hope you have a 2nd job.

I'd like to make Elisha Cuthbert my official dick warmer. I'll have my cock up her ass or pussy, strap her in, and walk around with her hanging suspended spread eagle in front of me. She can keep my cock warm all winter. Plus she could open doors for me since she'll be extended out that way anyhow. Then she can also steer when we drive places and still keep my dick warm.

#27-Stephanie, the game was just last night...December 2nd...how quickly do you expect posts to be done? Just curious, if you're the kind of person that lives on their computer and needs information about people you don't even know every 30 seconds......yeah....I see.

Did she get a lot less hot. I don't think I care any more.

No one watches/cares about hockey.

This douche bag WENT OUT OF HIS WAY to get a reporters attention AND THEN spewed his statement. Very classy. THAT is why he's suspended.

BTW basketball is for pussies (they slap eachother), football is for fatties and baseball is for fags. Hockey is for real men.

Oh, I forgot -- I'd never go soft with that around. Could be uncomfortable / awkward when out in public together (I'd be poking people and tripping them).

everyone in Calgary is guessing she's prego...hence the fat face and fat woman clothing. Apparentlly she's laid off on the coke too

#32-Any time a guy declares his sport is for "real men',I suspect his also fond of saying he's a "real man's man",which we all know is code for Republican,in-the-closet weenie enthusiast.

I used to care about her, but now she's fat and dumpy.... like Drew Barrymore. Avery is a useless talentless pussy, I wish guys like Bob Probert and Tony Twist were still in the game to "straighten that little prick out".

Okay so after reading #22's comments it sounds like this guy is a real DICK-Hole.

HOWEVER....Calling a girl "sloppy-seconds" on the BIG STAGE.....IS AWESOME!!!!!!

C'mon guys.....gotta admit that's we'd all love to do that to an ex!!!!

Never thought I'd here SLOPPY SECONDS on ESPN

You call in hockey, I call it soccer on ice... the Icecapades: Soccer Special if you will.

It wasn't an off-hand remark. The dude went up to reporters, asked if there was a camera, and said the things he said as deliberately and calculated as could be possible.

Anyone else find it funny ironic that a story/picture about sloppy seconds is in front of all the recycle recycle recycle signs? Great shot.

Her legs look like stout little tree trunks.

he should be totally ashamed he went out with her sloppy ass in the first place...she is a plain-old, run of the mill ho.

she looks straight out of a trailer park. actually, in these photos, she looks like a trailer park stripper on her way to interview to be a receptionist at a dentist's office at strip mall. movin' up in the world!

she needs some of my jizz in her hair

Have you seen Elisha Cuthbert??? She's anything but sloppy. HOT!

Good for the NHL. What a classless douchebag. Who does he think he is? Is he her sloppy seconds????

She looks like every other slut suburbanite from Calgary.
Boooring.

Is that Kirstie Allie?

I think it is Kirstie Alley after binging on krispy kreme and revlon bleach.

DrunkenTech says NOT HOT. Sloppy seconds with a nosediving career (well, I think it's already hit ground and proceeded towards the Earth's mantle)

A hockey player working at Vogue . . . yea I see the connection.

She is sloppy seconds, its FACT that she is a hockey player whore. These other players threw the gauntlet by dating girls that were involved with Avery. Avery is just callin it like he sees it lets be honest here.

#37 It's only "awesome" if you're like, 18, and the reason your ex left you was that you couldn't get hard unless she dressed up in a ref's shirt and swatted you on your naked ass with the whistle and told you you needed to spend 5 minutes in her "penalty box".

Granted, THEN it's awesome. Ortherwise, no, not so much.

@ #27Lee It was a joke about wiki being faster than a celeb gossip site. You care enough to refer to the comment (when you could just write your own) AND you know the hockey schedule. Double loser.

THIRDS!

Nice fix, Fish.

@3 what is your fucking point? Or did you just learn copy and paste? Good work champ!

Not sure which has more stuffin' -- Elisha or the pink teddy bear. Girl needs to strap on the skates and do some line-to-lines til she pukes.

GOTTA LOVE THE HUGE RANGE IN JUSTICE

in the world of professional sports. You can shoot 'em up, spit on and smack down a horde of women, plot to kill, and fight dogs and you have a 90% chance of walking right back into the locker room...but NEVER REFER TO A FORMER HO AS SLOPPY SECONDS!!!....NOT IN THE NFL ANYWAY. Can we ever expect reasonable and just decisions by this bunch of yahoooos?

What the fuck is going on here??
NHL bad-ass was an intern at fucking Vogue magazine? Vogue? Really? Gay.

Tom Hicks is a hick.
Let Sean call her the sloppy seconds if he wants to.
He's a jock! They can treat women anyway they want. What was she expecting? A romantic philosophy major? He throws a ball and grapples other sweaty men.

all i want is lift the skirt and lick her clean till i reach candian border...ummm

She has the look of a girl who tries to make life too pleasant for herself and block out all problems. She is way too soft, both in looks and personality. I get this horribly lazy feeling just seeing her picture. That must be why she likes hockey players, who have the aggression and energy that she lacks.

You can see the trailer park in her future, laying in bed all day with chocolate wrappers strewn around, not bothering to wash because her elephantine husband likes her au naturel, wallowing in last week's wet spot.

Whatever 52, Stephanie, you know you were attempting a legitimate rant, and were called out for being uninformed.

You know what?
Sean has had MY sloppy seconds, and Cuthbert was one of 'em.
But you you don't get paid to play hockey cause your brain is comparable to Einstein's. Nope not at all. Not very. Nope. Nuthin' but air. We're talking gaping chasm. Grand Canyon. Lotsa wind, folks. But Cuthbert, she likes whoevers packing a big package, she's like the hockey league, she's not asking for someone with sparkling conversation and elan, nope, she likes it big and hard and pounding, pounding,pounding her pussy 'til it's pulsating like a breeder reactor about to China Syndrome. Pussy meltdown. I've still got scars on my back. Proud of every one of 'em.

The Superficial Writer may be too gentile for hockey, but there are certain things you dont say. If you a man and not a little bitch like Avery you'll say it on the ice. Happens all the time and it will be settled on the ice. To trash someone publicly, who dumped you, as "sloppy seconds" is just crass and cowardly. There are no Terrell Owens in hockey and there never will be. Avery is the closest thing to that caliber pussy and he'll be gone before long. It probably a good thing that he is suspended. He'll at least live until its over.

About time there's a story about a real sport that you actually have to be in shape to play unlike football where you can be a huge fat ass and still make a ton of money. That's probably why their players have so much free time to get themselves in trouble with bringing guns into clubs and having dog fighting rings.

As for Avery, you are one entertaining mofo and you shouldn't have been suspended. Pretty sure there's such thing as freedom of speech. Maybe a fine at the most.

The Superficial Writer may be too gentile for hockey, but there are certain things you dont say. If you a man and not a little Vogue intern like Avery you'll say it on the ice. Happens all the time and it will be settled on the ice. To trash someone publicly, who dumped you, as "sloppy seconds" is just crass and cowardly. There are no gangbaning trash talking media whore Terrell Owens types in hockey and there never will be. Avery is the closest thing to that caliber pussy and he'll be gone before long by suspension or injury. It probably a good thing that he is suspended. He'll at least live until its over.

Hey 36 (1moreidiotintheworld) - Nice Slap shot reference.... So many people i bet didn't get it.

Calling this girl chubby with stout legs is ridiculous!

For those of you that want every girl too look like a 13yr old boy, seriously, go see a shrink there's deeper issues there.

Go look at the 80s and early 90s when Super Models were hot and had curves compared to these skeletons we call super models now.

One this site and any other... there's very few of you Males that would pass on this chick if she approached you in person at a Bar, the Internet, etc.

As for Sean Avery. He's a dirty player, but this comment was VERY amusing.

Whats hilarious is its also a dig on the whole Jarret Stoll (Former Oiler and present Kings player) and Rachel Hunter situation. As Avery also used to bang Rachel Hunter and now Stoll and Hunter and engaged...

She is to the NHL as Alyssa Milano is to the NHL and MLB.

Sincerely

Luc " the only guy in the NHL to score 500 goals and with Alyssa Milano" Robitaille

little piggy...

I would gladly let her shit in my mouth. RAWR!

Wow, she used to be so hot (Girls next door)..what the hell happened to her?!

I think he may also meant Rachel Hunter. She is with a guy on the Oilers. Stars play them tonight.

there is a term for girls like her...puck-sluts.

oh...right. and fat.

...she looks like miss piggy's slutty sister.

I always enjoy actually reading the full articles, not just skimming the pictures and titles, but I thoroughly enjoyed this one. Props to the writer, definitely the most comical one I've read yet.

MMMMMmmmmmm.......BEEFY!!!!!!!

HAW! I think I hate the Stars a little less now. PS -- she's a little shifty anyway. Wasn't "Cry Me a River" about her cheating on Justin Timberlake's friend? Whatever, who cares. Flames suck. What was this post about again?

she is so god damn hot. i dont care if she was sloppy 583,983ths, i would still hit that all day all day. one of the hottest blondes ive ever seen, and what the fuck is she doing dating hockey players? hockey is so gay, fucking canadians, eh?

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Hockey might not be any more gentlemanly than other pro sports but they have always insisted on the players wearing dashing suites and comporting themselves like gentlemen off the ice. On the ice they can smack talk, bitch slap and knock each others teeth out. I am sure the Romans demanded the same contrary attitudes in and out of the arena from their 'Gladiators'.

........BACK TO SCHOOL?

Nice face she's got, but each of her asscheeks is bigger than Kardashian's and JLo's entire ass. Seriously, hugest ass on the face of the Earth, even look at the main pic, the thunder is roaring out of the bottom of her skirt.

Focus on that face. The bod is absolutely gargantuan.

don't act like there's a single one of you guys on here talking shit about her size that wouldn't cream your pants if she touched your arm

King Edward likes to suck dick.

It so happens I'm an expert of sorts on this particular subject, went out with a gal with an angelic face like ol' Elisha here, and a similar body-type. There was nothing at all to complain about, I'm just saying it as it is, if anyone wants to remark about Kardashian and her ilk, Cuthbert's got them all beat in the oversized-rump department.

I don't know what the deal is, but there's a type emerging from Canada, chicks with an absolutely perfect face like this, and enormous hips. Maybe it's a French thing or something. Elisha fits into that category. Watch old 24-shows, the camera is constantly artfully dodging showing her astonishing proportions.

"douchnozzle" HA!*snort*!

when did she go plus size??

"douchnozzle" HA!*snort*!

when did she go plus size??

BTW: to SSDY: "but there's a type emerging from Canada, chicks with an absolutely perfect face like this, and enormous hips. Maybe it's a French thing or something."

"Maybe it's a French thing?!?"

Ignorant yank.

Are these pictures of Elisha's mom? I'm confused. Where's my Girl Next Door?

Honestly as a woman I have to say who gives a shit. This woman is the same one Justin Timbersnake wrote about in what goes around or whatever that shit song is called because she's a man eater and fucked over his best friend and manager Trace Ayala by cheating on him when they were engaged.

I can' t believe he got suspended over this, but I guess that's athletes and sportos you talk smack about their woman and it's ovah. The same irrational turds that will beat the shit out of a guy for looking at their woman when you were just trying to look at the menu behind her fat head. Maybe she cheated on him and is a giant slut. I'm not saying Avery isn't a douchebag suprem,e but who the fuck cares I thought athletes always talked smack, but just because it was about some poor defensless wittle woman everyone is all up in arms??? Fuck that. People call their exes worse than that every second, I just don't see what the big deal is, I could never be a public figure because like most HUMAN BEINGS I sometimes say rude shit that I don't really mean.

This is assanine, suspend him some of the other shit he's gotten away with but not this, I bet plenty of athletes are wife beaters behind close doors and verbally berade women every day, but a guy goes out of his way to diss his ex and it's all inexcusable? Suspend him fine, but indefintely? I don't get it. I mean that stupid hockey asshole Todd Bertuzzi PARALYZES Steve Moore and still has his career, but Avery calls some stupid chubby Hollywood bitch who has a dating track record that SCREAMS SLUUUUUUUUT sloppy seconds and he may loose his career over it. Ya that's fucking logical.

On a side note Todd Bertuzzi should be working at starbucks with a hockey stick permently shoved up his ass. An eye for an eye, you end someone's career yours should end too that guy is a heinous asshole for believing he has the right to continue playing he should pay for that mistake the rest of his life, Steve Moore certainly has to pay for it. The fact that he skates out on that ice with working legs while Moore is confinded to a wheelchair just shows what a selfish disgusting piece of shit he is. I LOATH Bertuzzi.

She looks a little chubby in these pics.

Is that Elisha Cuthbert, her mom, or some random chick with over-bleached blonde hair? She looks like some fat hooker who's oversexed and under-drugged. Someone give her meth, please. Maybe that will bring back her Girl Next Door body---and then she can pose again in barely there underwear. And the Hockey League would do more than just suspend Avery for calling her a sloppy second. Haha.

Is that Elisha Cuthbert, or her mom, or some random chick with over-bleached blonde hair? She looks like some fat hooker who's oversexed and under-drugged. Someone give her meth, please. Maybe that will bring back her Girl Next Door body---and then she can pose again in barely there underwear. And the Hockey League would do more than just suspend Avery for calling her a sloppy second. Haha.