Dec 30 2008Donatella Versace in a bikini = Adios, future erections!

First and hideous!

Not long for this world.

Her stomach still looks better than Tara Reid's

aah! finally found it! just the right image for my high school project on anorexia~

So, what I want to know is... that supposed to be pepper beef or teriyaki?

no wonder her daughter can't seem to recover, look at her mother!!!! yeuck!!!

1. no wonder her daughter has an eating disorder.
2. WHY?! why for the love of all that is couture would you subject us to this?

I think I'm gonna have to stick to the geekologie writer from now on.
You have failed me too many times.

"dead (wo)man walking"

SHHH! Have some respect!

Donatella doesn't know she's dead!

I really pity her..

Anyone ever see "Creature from the Black Lagoon"?

My 80yo grandma looks better, and she's been dead for months!

it's like a piece of beef jerky walking towards me...

She looks like she died 20 years ago; but someone forgot to tell her.

MY EYES, MY EEEEEEEYEEEEEESSSS!!!!!

If I did her, would that be necrophilia?

her ass is to be studied. cocaine and ciggs young ladies, this is what you end up with! add stress and an unhealthy body image and your dead (looking) at 53. preach, preach, preach.... I love health! Save the slut dust for the strippers and get to a pilates class & bring your spriulina smoothie w/a sweet honey flower pollen boost! Then have monster monkey sex with your sweetie all night and check the phish till you drop! TMI? Life is good.

thanks i just lost my lunch

thanks i just lost my lunch

Ahem.. LA LA LA... Is it time to sing yet?

AAAAAAAAEEUUUUUUUGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Elle Mc Pherson is ageing well after all, compared to this monster !!! 53 ??? How is that possible ??? With all the money she's got ???

Might just be madonna with a tan.

Yep. There just went every ounce of heterosexuality I had left.

DO NOT post her in the "So Freaking Hot" section!!!
PLEASE?

THIS IS NOT Donatella Versace....it doesn't even look like her.... she has real tits and is nowhere near this skinny.....she also has a very distinct nose and is one of the most fashinable women on the planet and therefore would not put something on her lips to have them be so pale....I also doubt she'd ever remove herself from her yacht!

oh my god...what the hell happened to her? she didn't used to look like this...?? not that she looked much better before...but jesus.

some people have a fucked idea of what's attractive..

Please, one of you photoshop wizards, paste Lohan's face on that body and repost it. that is what Lohan is gonna look like before 53!

that is just fuckin wrong. Doesn't anyone tell her what she looks like? OMG! Her tits look like someone took an orange, cut it in 1/2 and stuck it under her skin. *gags* I thought being rich was supposed to make you beautiful into your later years... fuck that shit.

I totally agree with LALALA, I cannot believe this is Donatella Versace. It's not her face AT ALL. Ok this one is ugly, too blond and eww tanned but the rest isn"t like her: her nose, her body shape, her lips etc.

rofl... the female, white version of Michael Jackson... she is MJ's opposite... his ying to her yang

it's like a piece of beef jerky walking towards me...

o god she reminds me of the mummy that Fry mistakes for jerky in the I, Roommate episode of Futurama.

sorry, that was just my instantaneous association.

AAAAAAAAHHHHH! Oh God..... I mean.... OH JESUS........

WTF happened there???????

looks like wilford brimley. look at the 'stache.

BEETIS!

Are you all blind? That's NOT Donatella Versace!!!

Ancient spirits of evil, transform this decayed form to Mumm-Ra, the Ever-Living!

yeah but she's loaded !!

See what money can buy...he doesn't look like he's holding back vomit or anything!!! Amazing!!

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But she is real rich!

i'd hit it!

that is not Donatella folks sorry,
not much of an improvement but still not her

That is the scariest F-ing thing I've seen since I woke up on 11/5/08 and saw the newspaper headlines...

Someone should call Jurassic Park and tell them that their Anusaurus has escaped.

:O shyt !! she looks like she melting ... women jus dy already! plezzz do it for us and ma eyez!

I think it's the Crypt Keepers lover.

My penis has inverted itself. I now have two 'belly buttons'. Both are hairy.

Just GREAT. Now my letter opener, a valued gift and most important item in my home office, is covered in blood and optic goo. Thanks, Fish. It'll take me weeks to polish this shit out. Thank God I type by feel.

im supposed to believe the superficial writer could get an erection before this picture?

I am afraid that is her. Compare to this pic:
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/06/25/donatella_versace.jpg
and
http://images.hollywoodgrind.com:9000/images/2008/3/donatella-versace.jpg
sad but true

Someone spent too long in the tanning bed...(or food dehydrator)

Goodbye penis!

Goodbye penis! It was nice knowing you.

would love to hear Randal spin this one. too bad.

Oh the poor bastard that gets to be her pool boy. Sorry, Jimbo, I mean "poor" in the the pathetic sense. I know she pays you a lot of money.

Of course that is her.

Her face has always looked bad... but the rest she had to work at .

Hey Meems. look in the mirror often enough, Elephant skank? You make me sick everything about you goddamn whore.

mumrah + crypt keeper + tanning bed= this yuck!!!

Her boobs are only 15.........mmmmm 15 year old's boobs.

Funniest post in a long time. The comments actually made me laugh for a change. "Anusaurus." Hysterical. #56 needs to go touch up her black nail polish.

1)Donatella

2)Amy winehouse

3)A hole full of red ants

where do you stick your pee pee?

First, she looks about 80 years old, certainly not in her 50's.
Second, I would really really like to know if she thinks she looks hot. Honestly, does she think, "I look so hot in this bikini"? Because most people, men or women, who looked like that would have the decency and humility to not expose ourselves to the public.

The Zombie Apocalypse has begun!!!

Oh my god! Horrible...I wasn't worried about ageing before, I am now. This is just creepy. Why would you show yourself in public looking like that? We are way passed halloween lady!

Whats everyone talking about? she has all the ingredient for hotness...

The boobs, the tan skinny bod, the bleached hair, the waxed crotch, the deflated ass, the expensive kinis...what more could you want...

SHE LOOKS LIKE MAGDA FROM "SOMETHING ABOUT MARY"!!

Blisters on leather. I wouldn't have thought that possible.

eh, i'd pity fuck it. Wouldn't mind shoving a wine bottle up that dirty hooch and shitting on that leathery chest. who's with me??

GET THIS OFF THE FRONT PAGE, NOW!!!

HAWT!

@ 65
You are right! Hahahahha! But magda was make up, this is for real!!! Ewwww!

10 more years and that's Linda Hogan.

Man what I would do to that!
For starters - make a nice pair of leather shoes out of it.

I don't think that's her...

WHITE WOMEN, THIS IS WHAT YOU HAVE TO LOOK FORWARD TOO IF YOU KEEP TANNING AND HITTING THE BEACH, HAHAHHA. I LOVE NOT BEING WHITE B/C I KNOW FOR A FACT I'M AGING GRACEFULLY :)

WHITE WOMEN, THIS IS WHAT YOU HAVE TO LOOK FORWARD TOO IF YOU KEEP TANNING AND HITTING THE BEACH, HAHAHHA. I LOVE NOT BEING WHITE B/C I KNOW FOR A FACT I'M AGING GRACEFULLY :)

Someone should tell this woman is ok to die. Everyone does it.

Someone should tell this woman is ok to die. Everyone does it.

Oh shit son, she looks like beef jerky in a bikini.

SO that is what implants look like when you are 80, I was wondering!

So that is what implants look like when you are 80, I was wondering!

So that is what implants look like when you are 80, I was wondering!

# 74, How do you know, for a fact, that you are aging gracefully? If you are African American, you started off looking like poop on a stick. It doesn't matter how old or young you are, no one wants to look at you. As far as white chicks tanning, I agree. Why anyone does it is beyond me. Nothing sexier than leather skin.

That is not Donatella Versace

this makes me happy that im asian

Thanks for ruining my monitor, not to mention my sex life!!

What the hell is it?

Donatella's boobs have been fake for at least 15 years. Add the jewelry and possible "Versace" bikini and we have enough proof that this walking charred sausage is her.
What I question is her age, there's no way in hell she's only two years older than Madonna.

RE: REDNEK: HONEY, I'M NOT BLACK. AND YOUR COMMENT ABOUT BLACKS IS RACIST, I MUST SAY. I AM NOT ASIAN EITHER, BECAUSE THOSE TEND TO SHRIVEL LIKE A PRUNE. LET'S JUST SAY I HAVE A NATURAL OLIVE SKIN TONE, WHICH IS WHAT MOST WHITIES TRY TO ATTAIN WITH TEH FAKE TAN AND BEACH, BUT I HAVE NATURAL GOLDEN SKIN ALL YEAR ROUND AND NO WRINKLES OR ROLLS AND I'M 44. THANK YOU. DON'T HATE.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA

awesome, fish.

SERIOUSLY. I know that everyone is talking about her skin, but her LIPS!!! OMG. Did he really have to post this? God. It's like a dead fish.

Donatella Versace makes the Baby Jesus cry.

I'd Hit It Twice!

This almost makes me feel bad for her.
almost.
She must hate looking at herself in the mirror.
BUT...she's a bazillionaire who should be
smart enough *not* to use tanning beds when
she's as leathery && shrivelled as. . . .as. . . .a leathery
&& shrivelled old woman!?!

But still, i'd hate to have to look at that every morning.

This almost makes me feel bad for her.
almost.
She must hate looking at herself in the mirror.
BUT...she's a bazillionaire who should be
smart enough *not* to use tanning beds when
she's as leathery && shrivelled as. . . .as. . . .a leathery
&& shrivelled old woman!?!

But still, i'd hate to have to look at that every morning.

Milk mustache?

Hey, would you look at that, it's Lindsay Lohan in 4 years...

I love it! Elle, Katie and now...Magda!

Her mouth looks like a glazed horse vagina.

OH MY FUCKING GOD! Quick someone give me a stick, I'ma take care of this problem right now and poke my damn eyes out.

I haven't been this tramitized since I walked into my grandparent's camper to see an elephant skin rug raping a badger.

is that really Donella? Incredible if it is, and more incredible if she is only 53. She looks at least 80 in these pics.

And no wonder if her poor daughter has an eating disorder if this is the type of role model she is.

??Are we sure that's her? That doesn't look like any pictures of Donatella I've ever seen. She's got a totally different nose, chin and mouth in all the other pictures I've seen of her. In fact I really hate her nose in the other pictures. This nose is ok looking. And i saw what I thought was a recent picture of her but she didn't look anywhere near that skinny.

Im looking at pics of Donatella in another window, including bikini pictures. Every picture shows her with curves. Unless she lost considerable weight in the last few months this woman is not her.

Yes it's her.
Get over it.

#88 or 74.... you do realize that Donatella is Italian right??? Land of the olive skinned??? and you do realize that most people consider olive skinned people to be white right?? being olive does not mean you are dark skinned it means you have greenish/gold undertones in your skin...you can be pasty white but still have an olive complexion or be super dark and be considered olive.... FYI....its not a colour it's a tone.... also (coming from a fellow olive) we dont exactly age that nicely....you are just as prone to wrinkles and saggy skin...in fact the lighter you are the better you age....if you take care of yourself....

Donatella has a very distinct nose. The bridge has a big lump and the tip points down and is very close to her upper lip. This woman's nose doesn't point downward and is farther from the upper lip. I also dont see the ski slope on the bridge.

This is what Jennifer Aniston is going to look like in two years.

This is what Jennifer Aniston is going to look like in two years.

THANKS, my breakfast is now in the TOILET, folks!!

holy shit, the crypt keeper is 'alive' and walking.

my penis just ran out the door.
the plus side is when she dies that leather hide is going to make a great jacket.

id hit it... with a cricket bat. the only reason the tubby-tan dude is with her is because he thinks shes a bag of beef jerky.

this is not a woman. it's an 80 year old transvestite. i just died a little inside.

No way that walking piece of leather is a day under 70.

= about 2:15 into cremation process. All that's left is the plastic boobs & bones.

Great! thanks SW. My penis fell off. are you happy?

Helen Mirren wins hands down! Large natural breasts, a bit of middle life meat in the right places, and scorches in hotness by 270 degrees the dessicated bag of bones known as Lip and Boob Implant Versace the Walking Terror From a Package of Jack Links Teriyaki Jerky .

To all you idiots that keep saying it isn't her. IT IS HER. She has done this to herself, she has made herself this way.

This is what vanity does, this is what chasing the wrong things do. This woman has everything, but has nothing. She is ruined.

It is her, for the last fucking time, go look at other recent pictures of her.

oh my god that's the sickest shit i have seen in a long time lol

OMG!!!!!
YUCK!!!!
ILL!!!!!!!
Why are we paying this bitch so much money for her clothes!!!!!!

That reminds me, I wanna go rent "Weekend at Bernie's"....

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You are hillarious!

Yup 25, this is not donatella versace. bad work, mr superficial.

I'd hit her (with a shovel).

What's up with the donut powder around her lips? or is that coke?

Anyone out there still think going tanning is sexy?

LALA is right. It's not her. I saw this woman up close for two weeks. All the sites have been duped.

Damn ... if you dug up her brother right now and propped him on the beach, he'd look 10x better than Donatella. And yes, this is DV (Douchie-Vag -- er, Donatella Versace). The photos aren't capturing her nose, but if you've seen her recently, then you'd be shocked. That ... that ... is that an ASS? No, no, NO, a thousand times uh-uh!!!

Is that a mustache?! What's she supposed to be -- the end result of a daring genetic engineering experiment involving Hulk Hogan and Madonna? Except for the bikini (Why? Why not something less easier on the eyes, like a shroud?) and the appearance of motion, these pictures could credibly be offered as proof that Vikings learned mummification from the ancient Egyptians. We get that Versace can afford to hang out at the beach 400 days a year. But someone ought to tell her to take a break now and then so she can eat something and maybe drink some water. She can have my meals (delivered by an airlift) -- after seeing these pics, it'll be a few weeks before I feel like eating. Yikes!

I hope she can be saved. She looks just a step away from death.

I hope she can be saved. She looks just a step away from death.

i rather look like that then khloe kardashian ha ha jk i don't think that is her she is not skinny like that! Maybe its her daughter.....

Okay, you guys ruined a perfect, new keyboard. Couldn't get it to work again after I cleaned off the vomit. I showed those pics to my dog, and, hell, he's hiding under the sofa now!

oh my god.what she is doing...she looks scary.damn.i cant believe in what my eyes see.watch out donnatella.the sun kills

Hey, that's not the Bowflex Grandma!

http://www.fitgrandmother.com/

Hey...that's not the Bowflex Grandma!

http://www.fitgrandmother.com/

Hey...that's not the Bowflex Grandma!

http://www.fitgrandmother.com

Hey...that's not the Bowflex Grandma!

http://fitgrandmother.com

Ugh. Sorry. It kept saying something about a movable type error, then finally posts them all minutes later.

See this goes to prove vampires really can handle exposure to the sun

...I was walkin' on the beach at St. Barth's and lo and behold I saw a couple of leather suitcases walkin' along the surf.....one had tupperware tits.....

53? In dog years, maybe.

Could we PLEASE see an end to the freeze-dried look? Madonna / Skeletor, Paltrow and now this.

Visible ribs on 'women' who model clothes is pathetic enough -- visible hip joints on this creature is about 1,000 miles past where the line ought to be drawn. If you wanna be dead, do it right and get in the ground.

Resolutions for '09: Must try ingesting some of those 'calories' I've been hearing about. Must also stop worshiping the sun -- it isn't returning the favor.

DV gets paid to tell other people what looks good -- isn't that just a tad ironic? Who is advising her -- Ra? Or maybe that Mithra dude... "Malignant melanoma? That's something POOR people get! Now get back outside -- it's nearly dawn, and you're wasting my precious UV rays!"

The new motto of her company (or caption for that first pic) should be, "I don't have a problem being seen looking like this, yet you pay me 176 bazillion dollars to tell you what to wear. Suckers!"

No wonder her daughter is a total mess who needs to be fed through a permanent stomach feeding tube...

looks like she's been eating powdered donuts

Even the wrinkly old prune Donatella would still
be attractive to sosme men --- if she was lying
on a bed of $100 notes

Wow, that tan did wonders for Ann Coulter.

Looks like a piece of leather filled with popsicle sticks and and 2 LEGGS eggs. F'n nasty old hag. I'd rather have AIDS than bang this.

White people,stop with the tanning,the lip injections and the face lifts. That man she's with is no better.This shit is disturbing. LMFAO

thats donatella versace allrite. she just forgot to ask her maid to iron her skin before she jumped off the yacht.. even if la prairie produces youth fountain-ish cream i doubt anything could look worse than her skin..unless she starts biting everyone and turn them into zombies..well..maybe really wrinkled batwings look a little bit worse but you'd still want them in yr mouth...

i'd stick it in her

Thats a poster child for melanoma

Thats a poster child for melanoma

Wow, she needs to lay off the lip plumpers and get one some anti aging creams.

Her stomach still looks better than Tara Reid's