Cindy Crawford gets drunk at George Clooney's house

hate the stache

love the under boob
I'd suck that mole right off of her face

She's still looking hot...

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fat bitch.

Nasty whore I always hated this skank

Holy crap he totally looks like Dennis Farina.

She looks okay. Okay for someone who had to herd hamsters for Richard Gere.....

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Charity's awesome.

I still think shes beautiful. Even with her mole/birth mark thingy.

oh goody rich people spending buckets of money to raise money for Darfur. they hypocrisy of these turds amazes me. can't they just donate WITHOUT the party???????????? and i'm sick of cindy crawford already. she's starting to look like janice dickinson

You know how there are lots of women who think they can make a shag haircut or bicycle shorts or a tube top hot and 99% of them are wrong? Well, lots of dudes feel the same way about the 'stache. Clooney and Pitt are hot, but they can't make the molester 'stache hot.

Tom Selleck stands alone.

um, cindy, your white bra thingy is showing...so declasse

um, cindy, your white bra thingy is showing...so declasse

So what are those things she's got attached to her belt???

Oh, wait...they're her boobs...

How many years do you think OK is gonna get? I'd give him 50 just for saying this....
"I stand here today sorry, somewhat confused. I feel apologetic to people of state of Nevada," Simpson began. At times, he appeared to be fighting tears as he spoke.

Becuase she blinked when that photo was taken she's (too) drunk?

She's so wasted she went home and again molested that fairy son of hers.

duh~ OJ.......not OK. Sorry....I just had a few of whatever good old Cindy here had last night........

I'd throw some loving into her body every damn day of the week. For the victims of Darfur, yeah?

haha. Ive never seen her look this way. Ah well, she is still beautiful for being in her 40's. She'll always be beautiful.

wow this dress would've looked WAY better if it wasn't so obvious she's wearing a bra! take that thing off, honey! wear that dress like its supposed to be worn!

Awesome. All we need now is a ball gag and duct tape!

She's a little on the older side of life but if she begged me I would probably tell her to bend over and grab her knees, then pull her jeans down just far enough to buttfuck her. It'd probably take me a little time to get through it but for an icon like Cindy Crawford I'd make the effort. I still remember that Coke commercial she was in. I didn't know what it was called at the time but when I first saw her in this commercial, somehow in my pubescent brain I knew it involved her ass and my penis. Exactly how the two things were connected I didn't understand at the time but now that I do I'm willing to toss a load into her aging behind. I bet she'll probably even wiggle a little to help me out.

Look Cindy, I know you're getting dizzy from bending over so long but your ass looks like cottage cheese flapjacks from back here. How can I concentrate on buttfucking you when I'm thinking about breakfast? Honestly, who'd put sausage in their pancakes?
I don't know. How about if I wiggle my ass a little. Does that help?
I guess that's a little better.
I was a big fancy supermodel once, you know.
Hand me the maple syrup will you?
Remember how sexy I looked in that Coke commercial? I was so hot.
Got any butter?
How about if I wiggle my ass faster?
That's nice, yeah. Almost there.
I was even on the cover of Sports Illustrated.
You lie bitch! Now you can eat your own f**kin muffin!
eek...how about if I just shut the hell up?
Oh yeah. Oh YEAH! That's it baby. You know how to do it. Porking Cindy Crawford in the ass. C'mon, shake it baby. Shake that ass!
Yes. Ahhhh......

I always trusted your reporting Superfish, but I believe you've made an error here. According to People.com (http://www.people.com/people/gallery/0,,20244212_20551468,00.html) this was at some British fashion mogul's house, NOT George Clooney's house; although the Cloonster WAS in attendance. If I can't trust YOU, Superficial, to deliver all my celebrity gossip accurately and without bias, who CAN I trust? Sigh ...

AHAHAHAHA.....Such a clever headline!!
Squeezed: Juice Sentenced to 15 Years in the Can

Darfur? Not into it. For me it's Zimbabwe: cholera epidemic, malaria epidemic, anthrax epidemic, 2.8 quintillion [quintillion = 1,000,000,000,000,000,000] % inflation (truth!), armed battles between police and rioting soldiers, white farm confiscation, starvation, AIDS epidemic, mismanaged water system, civilian population fleeing into South Africa (which is gonna go down just like Zimbabwe - just give it a few more years . . .), Robert Mugabe, a population with an average IQ of 65 and a yet another chance to laugh at Jimmy Carter; it just doesn't get any better than that. Forget Darfur, it just can't compete.

Drunk? It's called "blinking".

I heard Clooney and Pitt are co-starring in THE MANY MUSTACHES OF CLARK GABLE, written by Charlie Kaufman and directed by Steven Soderberg. Cindy's "landing strip" is set to make a cameo.

Uh, waiter? Yeah, I'll have a Cindy Crawford and Brooke Sheilds sammich, extra oil, pickle on da side. To go please.

first it was reported to be Kid Rock's house, now Clooney's? neither is right, it's some fashion guru named Diana

#5 leave cindy alone, u h8r.

I AM GLAD TO SEE A MAN ON THE SO FREAKIN HOT LIST. GO HUGH JACKMAN!!!
(DOESN'T THAT SOUND LIKE A PORNO NAME, OR IS THAT JUST ME)

I'm not sure I can consider someone who is starting to look more and more like Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis as hot.

Why is she wearing a bra under this dress? It looks stupid.

I hope she gets drunk enough someday to fall down in an alley so a rat can gnaw that thing off her face. Get rid of that thing already!

Clooney had better be careful with that 'stache. Any minute now, an eyepatched Tom Cruise is liable to jump out of a bush and pop him in the head.

I would ream her geriatric ass

She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?

She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?

It wasn't Clooney's house - it was the CEO of Barclays Capital Private Equity's house in Mayfair....... looks like a good party to me. Though at $15,000 a ticket it should be!

what's with the bra pads that obviously are too big for the space they are supposed to cover? Geeeeeeeze.

She is one of my favorite supermodels too. Still looks great in her age.

1 pic out of ten were she looks amiss....yeah, just a bad pic and nothing to do with intoxication.

shes one of those broads, who start to believe her own press! she better get rid of that mole now before it replaces the rain forest!

That's a wide stance you're taking there douchie.

That dress is as desperate as Madonna's tacky stage clothes.

what ever that means! youve reached rock bottom and show signs of starting to dig...

Douchie, perhaps the large quantities of semen are restricting your air supply, but if one was at rock bottom would that not mean said person had dug down as deeply as possible? Watch the "extreme home makeover" episode of It's always sunny in philadelphia to get the wide stance reference.

Oh George, you're far too hot to keep that 'stache. You are breaking the hearts of all us 20-something-year-old-married-women who are just WAITING for the right man to have an affair with.
Cindy, please tone those arms. You are breaking the hearts of all of us 20-something-year-old-bisexual-married women who have had vivid dreams of you. Maybe we could all have a threesome?

1.) Never has the Bradster ever been so annoying looking , now he's sporting The 'Stache. This is another practical joke by the Cloonster, see below.
2.) The magical thing about the Cloonster is charisma. He's a wiseguy douche with a bleeding heart and a progressive bent but he knows how to sell it 'cos he's got charm. He'll smile charm ya' to you face while setting you three thousand dollar silk tie on fire and finger fucking your woman and your recently of age daughter. This current out of work over the hill male porn star look is just to annoy the paparazzi while his stock is the only one going up in this depressed economy. The Bradster is adopting the look, unknowingly looking like a scary Baptist substitute teacher who wants to see you after three o'clock to bang erasers.

3.) Wanna' some real fun? Invite Cindy Crawford to a benefit in her honor, I dunno', for having had sex with Richard Gere, something horrific like that, but when she arrives, everyone including the waitstaff has that same mole planted on the same corner of the mouth. Feel the burn, Monty, feel the burn.

I just sharted a bit.

Dennis Farina rocks

Alot easier to fuck, folks!!

MILF

For a mother of a couple kids, +40..she's still looking amazingly beautiful. Most the girls today can't even compare.

Good Cindy Good

Maybe the mustachioed man is preparing for the sequel to 'O Brother, Where Art Thou.' ;o)

Now how do you respond to that? Backwood boy I wouldnt bring myself to watch extreme make over, its your show knock yourself out!!!

I think backwood boy is in a competition with me(in his mind) on who can spew out more gay bath house lingo!!!

she's not wearing a bra. that's just some serious bikini line. those white things are her boobs

I know she's American but does anyone know her ethnic background because she's very ethnic looking with her skin tone and deep set eyes. i'm american and i've never seen an American girl that looks like Cindy.

Please, she doesn't look wasted, she looks a little sleepy, that's all.

wow you people are stupid. its called a tan line because she doesnt tan naked............. shes white.. therefore her boobs are white...........

the dress is hideous on her
the bra is tacky

no person is THAT white.. it's not friggin tan lines

the dress is hideous on her
the bra is tacky

no person is THAT white.. it's not friggin tan lines

George would make a good Adolf Hitler impersonator, just realized that with the mustache shots

Obama, where's my fucking check?

The Pap take a bad pic of Cindy Crawford, The Fish sees the picture and makes up a story that she's drunk. Then the Fish posts all the other photos from that set where Cindy Crawford looks perfectly fine.

EPIC FAIL

Kill yourselves.

1.) I'd make that MILF 'cept, it's been dipped in Richard Gere. I don't repair Richard Gere's mistakes nor pay for them either. Steer clear of anything to do with Richard Gere. Let Rande Gerber continue deal with it. Or not. He is more involved with Brad and George than he is with Cindy at the moment. Viva Las Vegas!
2.) Dennis Farina smells like a shitty ashtray. And I do mean something like fecal matter, dried blood, fouled saliva, hork and snot, day old beer, green cigar ashes and dried chewing gum. Is that sexy? Maybe to the ladies with the grandfather or uncle complex (shiver).
3.) When did the Cloonster become the epitome of middle age cool? He remakes one Rat Pack movie, creates a franchise and a posse, and it's like he heisted the mantle from Sinatra and remade it in his own douchenozzle image. Well, the guy needs a paycheck and he's got an agenda - can you say Senator or President Clooney in twelve years? You read it here first.

hahaha! Superficial guy, that Farina joke was really funny :p

Frwhat? You're lookin' at my titzzz again!! Yess you are....frwhahht? I'm drwonk? I'm drusnk? NO. You're drunjk. Try not to look slow loaded? What the hell is slow loaded? I'm not slow loaded...You're slow..Frwdshat? Get in the Car? Okay, I'll get in the damn car...but If you call me slow loaded agin, I'm gonna bitch slap the first person I see, to hell. Sokay?

i really loved her but this is what every people must do from time to time,
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The nose job looks so obvious now.

hello? ex-model? if you're gonna wear a bra with that 90s throw-back dress couldn't you wear a BLACK bra with it? pity she'd droop if she went braless, but white just won't cut it....... come on now...

SMASHED !!!!!!!

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That is great ? Is it? Who can tell me if she is single or not??
I am wondering!!

Being drunk makes her even hotter and more doable.

Cindy is very beautiful AND she doesn't look drunk, at least on these pics.

veggi, if she were drunk it would have shown in all the pictures. It's obvious in that one picture she was blinking.

Parker you are disgusting. Please take your perversion somewhere else.

Everyone ages. No one is as good looking as when we are 0-35 (men a few more years). Respect Cindy cuz in her day, she's one of the great beauties of our time. u dudes talking shit, on your best day could you get any one half as good as cindy at 43. google her at 23 and shut your mouth that you can even admire someone like her