Dec 19 2008Christina Aguilera has a birthday party

I bet she was wishing for an AIDS cure. Too bad, maybe next year.

now that's one devotchka who could use a bit of the old ultra-violence.

What's with the cane?

I love the long underwear look. We've got a guy that does that, although he usually wears shorts with it.

DUDE, I can't believe you are OLD ENOUGH to associate anything with a clockwork orange!
(great flick by the way)

Skintight white, not a good look there Christina...

Her tits fell off!

@7
Exactly. Looks like shit, lose the weight you slob! Stop eating all the Jewy Jew food

Has Christina actually seen "A Clockwork Orange"? If so, can we assume that her birthday wish is to participate in a gang rape (or be gangbanged herself)?

She's a good singer, but she has appalling taste in, well, lots of stuff. Clothing, makeup, costumes, hairstyles... I'll reserve judgment on her husband. Yes, he looks like a Hobbit, but if he's a decent person, we shouldn't count that against him.

I see the have the requisite Russian whores in attendance, according to the last two pictures.

She looks like a giant tampon....

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if Katie Holmes was a man, she might finally see some cock.

rich, you say "russian whore" like that's a bad thing.

Someone seemed to be working hard at taking the shittiest pictures of all time!

No wonder they say black is slimming. Apparently, white has the opposite effect. Moooo!

@3 Alex has a cane which he beats the old tramp up with, and he uses it when he's raping that woman and doing his rendition of Singin' In The Rain.

Anyway, that stupid schlut can't help but plaster on a whole truckload of tacky, clashing make-up, even when it doesn't fit in with the theme of her whole evening. Alex and his droogs never wore red lipstick, pink blusher and blue eye shadow.

@3 Alex has a cane when he beats the old tramp up, and he uses it when he's raping that woman and doing his rendition of Singin' In The Rain.

Anyway, that stupid schlut can't help but plaster on a whole truckload of tacky, clashing make-up, even when it doesn't fit in with the theme of her whole evening. Alex and his droogs never wore red lipstick, pink blusher and blue eye shadow.

Didn't they have any childhood?, they look ridiculous.

That damn baby drank all her boobs away!

My 15 + 16
- delete as appropriate.
Or not.

Which characters did Paris Hilton and that thing with her go as?

She should've worn the 70s red catsuit with the tits and bush area cut-out.

Why isnt jawless Jordan kissing his wife on the lips? i dont sense sexual chemistry between the two...

What the fuck?
It's Mr. Peanut.

GAY.

Viddy well that horroshow ptitza, droogies!

Is Kevin Smith filming Clerks 3 in the first few pictures?

#2 Jessica, you have a nice rack. Some of your links didn't work though.

Jessica needs to lose 155 pounds!

Oh My!

Och aye the noo and hello my little supafishul droogies, now then what the hell is this saggy korova doing with this ugly hairy malchickiwick? and dressing up as your humble narrator then? Isn't it bad enough that I have a pain in me golova thanks to the above korova's screeching socalled muzak?!

Oh and I bet you friends, the melted faced hairy one wants a bit of the the old in-out in the soomka later with the puffy blonde korova?

I'd hit it for a while.

nighty night

your humble narrator

@ 27 - thank you for the painful reminder of what it was like reading that book...

Great movie, though...

i love how spears is starting to look hotter than her again.

we're coming full circle it seems.

She so desperately wants to be a fashion trend setter. All she is a an ugly, fake boobed, chicken legged, rich jew marrying, irritating voiced, slut.

I think your comments are actually all awful. She stepped away from the norm and did something that most people would consider original and she did it for herself without thinking of what would be posted on this site or any site. It's her birthday, not yours, but let me guess, your birthday was spent writing comments about how other people's birthday's were lame.

Also, I think she looks healthy, unlike Nicole and Paris. She has a baby and it actually shows. I really do think 95% of you people are just awful.

When did jessica stop wearing her b-cup bra?

WTF, look at that chick that dressed up like Paris Hilton... jees, it looks so real.

BTW, Malcolm McDowell never looked so good.

"She stepped away from the norm and did something that most people would consider original and she did it for herself without thinking of what would be posted on this site or any site. It's her birthday, not yours,..."

OMG mos, you're so right. forgive me. Now that I see it, i'm in awe of her.

/moron

Since she has an ugly implant gap for cleavage, why not walk around braless with hard too big implants wearing a white shirt.

This sucks! She doesn't even have the cod piece! And the blue eye shadow. FAIL

Well, she IS ORANGE, AFTER ALL.

HA! HA! Whut?

I like how she mixes like 3 of the droogs... Alex and Pete... and of course she IS dim. And who the fuck uses pete?? Pete is the lamest in the group. Atleast have the good sense to use georgies makeup style. As a clockwork orange fan... im very disappointed.

I like how she mixes like 3 of the droogs... Alex and Pete... and of course she IS dim. And who the fuck uses pete?? Pete is the lamest in the group. Atleast have the good sense to use georgies makeup style. As a clockwork orange fan... im very disappointed.

to 15 or 16. yes... pete has blue eye stuff (be it shadow or paint)

That spic bitch needs to get to a 24 HOUR FITNESS. Her ass is expanding sideways like the typical spic bitch after giving birth

#31 How is it original if she is copying Clockwork Orange?

Boo-hoo I'm awful...
oh wait, i don't care because I can fit size 0 jeans unlike "crazy" Xtina...

@42. Totally right

What is with the blue eyeshadow on one eye only? Looks like her makeup artist took one look at her, tried to help, and gave up half way through. What a douche!

Tranny clown or clown tranny...I still can't decide.

She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?

A disgrace to a great movie..... she could be the milk bar and that's about it.....

Does she think?

eye make-up done up on just one eye ..looks more like a severe eye infection like she has pink eye or somethin

She looks fine. You haters.
Her man is the ugliest thing ever though.

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SHE DOESN'T HAVE "PERIODS" ANYMORE, folks?

So paris hilton's legs look nasty! Kind of like a skinny 80 year old man dying of smoking too much and emphysema.
And when did she get a boob job? She had nothing before now she like got fake tits....along with her fake eyes, hair, lips and nose. .. great
Not to mention her ridiculous stupidity and narcissim.....ugh afk throwing up

Looks like she's gotten it one too many times from behind.

Yall are a bunch of haters.

She does look kind of crazy but, chill out.

She's still wonderful :) And she looks great after having a child. Do you talk about your friends that put on weight after they have babies?

Stupid.

Not sure Nicole Richie got the memo, but at least she's wearing orange, right?
Good effort there, Scooter.

she must have been running late because she forgot to finish her make up. WHAT A HAG!

She definitely looks great you idiots. not only is she bold enough to be different by having a clockwork orange theme party but she also looks great and unlike some other new star moms out there, she was back in shape a couple months after having the baby. talentless people always hate on the talented

I :heart: Christina. She happy with her body while she nurses her son and isn't willing to put her weight before her child's health. I applaud her. Plus she's very talented as a singer and songwriter.

hey clockwork organized, ease up on the 'esoteric' CO info......I highly doubt if even 3 readers/commenters have even seen the movie, much less know the name of the droogs lol, rest assured tho, you're very very special... awww...

Very cool party theme Christina! did I miss the codpieces? also wish they were drinking milk, or at least white russians.... perfect! lol This movie rules & Kubric is the man. Also love that Nicole came as a mod devotcha AND in orange.... brilliant actually...