Dec 5 2008Christina Aguilera to grant Jordan Bratman second chance at intercourse
Seen here at the Grammy nominations concert, Christina Aguilera reveals in the latest issue of OK! Magazine that she's ready to have a second baby. Apparently, Max Liron is "amazing" which everyone knows is Mommy code for "God, this kid is boring. Let's try again and hope it's a tail-baby!":
Any plans for a sibling for Max?
I hope so. We definitely want to have another child. Having Max has been an amazing experience. He surprises me every day. In a year, he has grown so much, now he crawls and is starting to walk.
What makes your marriage work?
I have the most wonderful partner in Jordan. We make it a priority to work on our marriage. You have to take it seriously and respect each other and be a team. We always have date nights as well — it helps to keep the marriage alive after you have kids. My husband and I love to play board games together!
CHRISTINA: Alright, here's the game plan: You can either masturbate into a turkey baster while watching Lord of the Rings - or we can play Monopoly.
JORDAN: Will you let me be the race car this time?
CHRISTINA: Nope.
JORDAN: Damn! .... Turkey baster.
Photos: WENN
Reader Comments
1. Fluffy Butt - December 5, 2008 10:33 AM
then she said, "you have to keep things interesting. i comb his back hair while he fondles my ta-tas"
2. dave - December 5, 2008 10:33 AM
i'd hit it first
3. Bob - December 5, 2008 10:39 AM
Who would play board games with her? Unless maybe strip monopoly...
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4. souris - December 5, 2008 10:51 AM
That poor kid. He's gonna be in therapy until he's 80 once he gets his hands on photos of her from her "Stripped" phase....
I have to admit, though. I'm impressed. It appears that she's actually managed to learn to use words with more than one syllable!
5. yoohoo - December 5, 2008 10:52 AM
It's a sad, sad day when you learn Christina Aguilera has better relationship skills than your husband.
6. mungo the toad boy - December 5, 2008 10:54 AM
What the freak is a "tail-baby"???
7. havoc - December 5, 2008 10:57 AM
I wouldn't mind shoot her a little baby batter at all....
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8. Rob - December 5, 2008 11:04 AM
wow, she is fucking ugly from the neck up. crosseyed
9. Richard McBeef - December 5, 2008 11:17 AM
She actually doesn't look that bad here. Which isn't saying much because she usually looks like a bow legged tranny with way too much makeup. In these pics, she looks like bow legged tranny with a stylist.
10. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - December 5, 2008 11:24 AM
Getting sloppy seconds after that moleman? No thank you...
11. Balls McCoy - December 5, 2008 11:45 AM
Dee Snider looks different with his hair pulled back.
12. Chris - December 5, 2008 11:54 AM
Those eyes! Oh my, those eyes!
13. Me 2 - December 5, 2008 11:59 AM
This is the first time she's looked pulled together since she had that baby - and wasn't that over a year ago now??
14. robbus - December 5, 2008 1:02 PM
@8 and you must be fucking ugly from neck down. I'm pretty sure you have more attraction to donkey than to some gorgeous woman.
15. robbus - December 5, 2008 1:02 PM
@8 and you must be fucking ugly from neck down. I'm pretty sure you have more attraction to donkey than to some gorgeous woman.
16. Answer Guru - December 5, 2008 1:07 PM
Love the title of this post... hilarious!
@Fluffy: good one! haha
17. Pathetic Worm - December 5, 2008 1:17 PM
That's one of them new-fangled retro iPods. I wonder where she keeps the handle to wind it up.
18. Shawn - December 5, 2008 3:03 PM
Man, everybody's always hatin' on the Brat-man. In a Hollywood/music world full of guys shooting up things, sleeping with every tramp that walks by, running cars into things while drunk and/or high, and slapping their women around, Aguilera found one who is apparently not an asshole. I say more power to both of them.
19. Girlz - December 5, 2008 3:33 PM
She doesn't look like a transsexual anymore! And her nasty implants are gone?!?!
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20. agentgirl - December 5, 2008 5:17 PM
She just wants to keep her big boobs.
21. Pilatunes - December 5, 2008 5:50 PM
Is there one singly part of Christina that is factory original? Anything? I've seen mannequins with more realistic faces.
22. NATALIE - December 5, 2008 5:51 PM
XTINA! YOU ARE GORGEOUS! AND YOU SANG BEAUTIFULLY THAT NIGHT.
23. NATALIE - December 5, 2008 5:51 PM
XTINA! YOU ARE GORGEOUS! AND YOU SANG BEAUTIFULLY THAT NIGHT.
24. TheMunger - December 5, 2008 6:03 PM
Is that a nip on her right side? I mean WAYYYY out there to the right as in..."what's wrong with that nipple?"
tell me I'm not the only one who sees it there.
25. lindary - December 5, 2008 8:08 PM
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
26. HeavenScent - December 5, 2008 9:05 PM
I actually preferred her "Dirrty" phase it somehow seemed more realistic, or I guess creative, rather than the whole let's-rip-off-old-hollwood glam-marilynish kind of stuff....but ecchhh I can see streaks in the spray tan and def some patches/gaps in that bleached mane...
27. Chris - December 5, 2008 11:37 PM
Christina added that she and Jordan both love soup and snow peas, the outdoors, and talking and not talking. They could talk or not talk forever and still find things to not talk about.
28. gerard Vandenberg - December 6, 2008 4:19 AM
NOBODY'S DON'T NEED COMMENT, folks!!
29. Janine - December 6, 2008 5:46 AM
Another hollywood celeb with scar tissue under her armpit from breast implants-I think she has had them removed.
30. Janine - December 6, 2008 5:48 AM
Another Hollywood celeb with scar tissue under her armpits from breast implants-I think she has had them removed.
31. B - December 6, 2008 2:41 PM
With her fame and money, and yes, manufactured looks she obviously could have done better in the looks department with a mate. Which is precisely why they might have a chance - there must have had some connection, and it's not visible to the naked eye.
32. Rosemary - December 7, 2008 3:52 PM
what is wrong with her bangs
33. sabrina - December 8, 2008 11:12 AM
what the heck ? i maybe one of christina aguiler`s greatest fans but i certainly point it out whenever i see her with lots of makeup or a bad dress or style but come on....she is beautiful here and she looks more pretty and more femminine and natural without those enormous boobs she had b4...but now she..is just Glowing !! really! what the hell have you ppl got to say about this pic? she`s stunning here...why dont you look at you`r own reflection in you`re bedroom mirror you jelous freak ugly humans.