Dec 27 2008Brody Jenner is, like, totally supportive
You're nothing in this world without good friends. Just ask my stuffed animal collection. Or Brody Jenner. Who's wicked-psyched for his Hills castmate Whitney Port and her new show, and he wants her and the rest of the world to know it. Even though it sort of makes her his competition. Which would traditionally call for a knife fight. Regular Mother Teresa, that guy. But less wimpy. Man, it would be so cool to be Brody Jenner's friend. He'd probably let you scratch your back with his beard stubble when it itches. That would be awesome. Or at least marginally better than drinking a milkshake laced with the ebola virus. I'm pretty certain. Check out Brody's shout-out to Whitney Port. It'll fill you with a warm glow like nothing else can this holiday season. Or at least it won't bum you out as much as that time you accidentally licked gravy from between a homeless guy's toes. It would probably be a good idea to drop him a line at BrodyJenner.com and let him know what a pillar of graciousness he is. The world owes him that much.
Reader Comments
1. Sir Francis Drake - December 27, 2008 4:48 AM
When you were young, did you ever dream of what you would be when you grew up? Did any of those dreams ever include writing promotional copy for a Brody Jenner reality television show? This billuous non-story only increases the net suffering in the word. Merry Christmas.
2. magpie - December 27, 2008 5:16 AM
Who the hell is this douchebag and why the hell do people care about what he's doing?
3. Scrodo - December 27, 2008 7:21 AM
This is, like, totally an advertisement. Not a story. Superficial writer does not rip this guy enough....which is easy to do because he licks balls. Major balls.
4. Pathetic Worm - December 27, 2008 7:30 AM
Brody Jenner smells of wet cinnamon.... and dog.
5. jan - December 27, 2008 8:32 AM
the rich get richer and the poor stay poor, this whole world is all about the rich and it makes me sick...Hollywood try doing a show with the bluecollar people it would be much more interesting, this is so stupid Brody Jenner really needs a new BFF Paris did this anf now you fake, fake fake it is all about the MONEY NOT THE BFF ASSHOLE
6. Advertorial Crew - December 27, 2008 10:35 AM
So, what exactly is an 'Advertorial'? I mean, the CHICKDOWNTOWN crap is one thing, but posting these is a bit of a bruising to my already ugly synapsis drain.
7. Joe Mahma - December 27, 2008 11:23 AM
Yet another useless human being being paraded around as a... as a... WHAT is this guy again?
8. This Poster - December 27, 2008 1:13 PM
Anyone posting after This Poster sucks on Brody Jenner's cock and swallows
9. Suzie - December 27, 2008 2:12 PM
Wow!! I must say...this man is beautiful!! Yes This Poster I will proudly suck on Brody Jenner's cock and swallow YUMMY :D
10. This Poster - December 27, 2008 3:21 PM
Damnit, that backfired! I should get that Brody boys little limp inchworm rubbed all over my face. That's what us gays do, ya know.
11. Brody is an insufferable douchebag and a fairy - December 27, 2008 3:26 PM
Brody has a nasty, stinky, diseased vagina. Spencer Pratt is more masculine than that fairy Brody and he's a girly guy.
PS #9 is a gay boy using a female name to post with.
12. disgusted - December 27, 2008 3:30 PM
Enough of that faggot already! Isn't he Pete Wentzes ex?
Only homosexuals like Brody Whateverhernameis.
13. Tom K - December 27, 2008 3:44 PM
This fucking clow is such a FAG! He is so boring!!!
14. WTF - December 27, 2008 4:22 PM
So I guess this is what happens when The Superficial goes on vacation:
We get to see the weak- want-to-be-witty writing of a 24 year old wanna-be ad exec. Actually, I'm betting the writing is more of a 35 year old...no one under 30 would enter a blog entry "You're nothing in this world without good friends." and then reference a stuffed animal collection. The tone of the hack is obviously a female as well who over dresses to the supermarket and has WAY hotter friends.
It's official: TheSuperfical is dead to me if this what they post when going away. Goodbye, Fish. Hope you make tons of money bending over the table. And by bending over the table, I mean dropping your size 40 jeans and leifting your graphic t-shirt to accept the Monopoly rolled up into your ass.
15. sadskit - December 27, 2008 5:12 PM
Give me a break. Nobdoy cares about these people. You might as well do stories on who Gary Coleman is dating.
The superfish is over.
16. B - December 27, 2008 5:14 PM
Jesus Christ. What the happened to you, fish? You used to be funny. Now this bullshit is all over the page? Really? What the hell. This isn't even a good attempt at faking a post, it's just absolutely atrocious, on every conceivable level. I hope they pay you good money for your dignity and integrity. This is fucking ridiculous. Seriously goddamn awful.
I am officially done with this site. You're fucking pathetic.
17. Who Da Fuck? - December 27, 2008 5:53 PM
Any loser whose "fame" comes from being on The Hills or some other bullshit reality-type crap show needs to be banned from this site.
18. Huh? - December 27, 2008 6:12 PM
The man is hot...too bad he takes up the butt :(
19. deka - December 27, 2008 7:10 PM
who is this guy??
www.thatshideous.com
20. woodhorse - December 27, 2008 9:03 PM
I can't believe Fish gets two weeks off at Christmas. The Geekologie guys Mom must work for the public school system.
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