Dec 29 2008Brody Jenner says he's not really all that gay
Apparently, when you star on a reality TV series that has you cruising for male companionship and you look like you spend more time than RuPaul in front of the mirror before leaving the house, certain misperceptions can develop among the general public. (The world can be so cruel.) Brody Jenner knows this (but, to be fair, he knws pretty much everything). So in an effort to cut off any rumors at the pass before his reality series Bromance (which is not suspiciously titled at all, so stop saying that) hits the air, the Brod-meister decided to set things straighter than a lumberjack with a 12-pack of Labatt's swirling around in his unquestionably heterosexual belly. Which probably made him late for his eyebrow-sculpting appointment, but sometimes sacrifices have to be made in the name of the truth.
Well, who couldn't be convinced by that? Because if there's anything in the world that will convince a person that you're not gay, it's going out of your way to produce a video in which you adamantly insist that you're not a homosexual. In fact, it would do Senator Larry Craig good to log onto BrodyJenner.com for surefire tips on persuading the world that he's heterosexual. They have free wi-fi at most airports, right?
Reader Comments
1. Brody - December 29, 2008 4:14 AM
Garbage!!!
2. Daniel - December 29, 2008 4:15 AM
If you're not gay don't even mention it. It just make you look more of a douche, as if he need anymore help....
3. Brody Love Cock - December 29, 2008 4:18 AM
What's with the gloves? Insecure with your little hands....smell like cabbage?
4. Bush4President - December 29, 2008 4:26 AM
I heard this guy sucked Tila Tequila cock. maybe that's y u hv 2 try to defend yourself...Hint wink nod nod...suck suck slurp slurp...
5. Alice - December 29, 2008 4:30 AM
Why is he making love to that man then?
6. lisa - December 29, 2008 4:37 AM
why is he wearing gloves with a t-shirt? should we infer something from this?
7. Ummm...yeah... - December 29, 2008 4:49 AM
Ummm...yeah, riiight.....
This pussy is so gay, it's laughable.
8. Hah - December 29, 2008 5:38 AM
he's gay.
9. Scrodo - December 29, 2008 5:56 AM
These ads that try to look like stories are lame and lick balls.
10. BANGBANG - December 29, 2008 8:08 AM
You made a typo. "knws"
SHAMEFUL.
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12. EverybodylovesROUGHers - December 29, 2008 8:44 AM
yeah yeah yeah hes gay, he a homo what ever, bitches would step on your neck to get to him,,,thats all that counts,,,
13. liz - December 29, 2008 12:54 PM
he says he's not gay, but I look at his gloves and I think the opposite.
14. Danklin24 - December 29, 2008 3:02 PM
Holy shit, this new Fish is defending this guy. This site is offically gayer than Perez Hilton's site. Im done.
15. pascale - December 29, 2008 9:39 PM
What is he in the 8th grade? Who the fuck cares whether you're gay or not?
16. TCLTC (and so does Brody Jenner) - December 30, 2008 12:17 AM
Come on out of that closet anytime, Tinkerbelle. I mean Brody.
So, other than being a flaming, limp wrist fairy...what the fuck is he famous for? Who's he trying to fool? He's famous for being a faggot!
17. gerard Vandenberg - December 30, 2008 12:31 AM
HE WANNA FUCK ON STAGE, folks?
18. J. Jonah Hexas Texas - February 1, 2009 3:07 PM
Brody Jenner and his new show is gayer than two guys fucking in a hottub in the lead float of a gay pride parade.
19. travis davis - February 10, 2009 10:18 PM
brody is gay and so are his buddies esp that frankie the big fag. he's worst than a whining wife.