Dec 2 2008Britney Spears apparently got some new abs for her birthday

getting back to milf status.

Good lighting.....

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hehe.. yeah... 30 minute abs...

She is looking much better though...

http://internetmiscellanea.blogspot.com/

i dont think she was really singing..
her abs may be back but she can't dance like she used to!

i dont think she was really singing..
her abs may be back but she can't dance like she used to!

That's quite a comeback from insane pussy-flashing bald lady to superhot number one artist. Hats off to the crazy bitch.

She lost her tummy from not overeating and this is something Kim Kardaskank cannot control.

Her abs are brushed with tanning lotion so create the shadows that makes us think she has abs

It's true, she can't dance like she used to...

get em'!

I gotta admit......I can't believe I'm saying this......I'm impressed

She's actually performing her title track, though it starts as Womanizer.

she has mimed every performace she has made since the "comeback"

pathetic

Even with abs, she still can't dance.

Oh, and those 'abs' are sprayed on

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no, i think she is singing with the back track. She looks pretty cute too.

if she wants to reinvent herself, she's really got to lose the boom mic - tacky 90's accessory imo. just the same old brit. stuck back in time.

I must admit, I have fucked uglier chicks than her.

Recently.

bitter people are scared. 12 and 13 - I am willing to bet you aren't a dancer

Oh my god! Her lipsynching is so off the hook! I can't believe how hot she looks after bringing two children into the world and losing rights to raising them herself! I just want to pump my fists in the air and yell "Go Britney!" everytime she mimes herself to her own self. Such will power she must have to have such a great body and even better hair extensions! I wonder if she got her ENTIRE body back into shape (nod, nod wink wink if you know what I mean) She really IS back, folks. Look how many magazine covers she is on the front of and she's just so refreshing in a t-shirt or a man's buttoned shirt. I believe every word she says about how "boring" she is because she's always reading or watching tv.

Attention to all you fuckfaces who support Britney: GET A LIFE.

PS The end is coming. Britany is "back" and Obama is giving us the "change" from the Bush Administration to the Clinton administration. I love this country. I fucking love it.

abs? where? yes she's thinner, but there are no abs here. this is abs people:
http://www.tightabsfast.com/images/woman-six-pack-abs.jpg

she dances like shit now

she dances like shit now

Her dancing is lame, she has lost her confidence, and that song sucks ass. If I have to hear ir one more time I swear I'm gonna hurt someone. Or I'm gonna hurt myself!!

Dawn-
there is obvious definition ( spray or real i don't know ) around her belly button.
six packs on females are disgusting.
She looks good, she is an entertainer. Lots of people can sing. Standing still and singing in a mic isn't her thing.

She is a shitty dancer. Welcome to the 90's - stealing Janet's and Michael's moves. Can she even be a little bit creative here? Nice lip synching. Please, do the world a favor, kill yourself Brit Brit.

God....I fucking HATE pop culture. Brittney sucks, madonna sucks, soon to be Americas top performer, Milley Cyrus sucks. Do you fucking idiots have something against people who actually sing their own songs?

What Rob said.

what's with the mic? she's not even singing.

big deal, she's starved herself for the past week or so & did a zillion crunches. not impressed.

She has come a long way!

ooh girl looks good. she still can't perform, but maybe she's taking one step at a time.

i always knew she'd be back...god i'd fuck her.

Jackson, please kill yourself.

It's great that she's back and all but WHAT ABOUT THE KIDS? Does anyone realize that it doesn't matter if she can sing and dance or not, but that there are 2 kids that really just have no mom?

Why be impressed and support someone who is putting herself before her children. They are the ones who are suffering, I refuse to support her or her shitty album until she takes some responsibility for her life.

what #28 said.

i look better than her, and it's not my f-ing job to.
She looks Average. With all the help she gets, I'd expect her to look extraordinary.

She's still got a trannie face,she can't sing,she can't dance,and she has trouble lipsynching.

America is the land of tasteless sheeple.

Lip Synching is not performing just as Professional Wrestling isn't really wrestling.

Fans of this type of "music" are pathetic.

BITE BRIT'S BUTT!

Stop sucking up to BRITNEY FISH-ASS... you are SCUM!

paint-on abs no diggity

that's actually her pooch.

that's actually her pooch.

Ive got my fork and knife! Where's her toilet bowl???

was she ever a "good" dancer.. I think not.

couldnt care less if she`s not singing or that her dancing isnt all that.

SHE FUCKING HOT!!!! nuff said.

she was a phenomenal dancer and indeed has never sang a song live. not even her hbo special which i did not order (maybe one slow song that was awful). that being said she looks like a tired, washed up artist. although she is back in shape she doesn't have the va voom, so to speak, that she used to have. there is no confidence left in her. the fact that she gets paid to perform is beyond me, i could whoop her ass in dancing and singing. give it up britney.

"PS The end is coming. Britany is "back" and Obama is giving us the "change" from the Bush Administration to the Clinton administration."

Hey, I'm fine with going from total disaster of Bush to the peace and prosperity of Clinton. What, you don't like that? Or is this just something about you hating blacks?

44- she did on Saturday night life.

What is worse than her fans are people who desperatley seek posst about her, to whine about how they hate her... and do it repeatedly...
they are the most pathetic, ugly, losers of all, that will never amount to anything

ok i actually watched about 2 minutes of the first video - HORRIBLE. she looks really awkward dancing, if that's what you even want to call it. and what is even "Live" about this, other than her seizure-like dancing?

She's no Elaine Bennis.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xi4O1yi6b0

46. so are you calling me a pathetic, ugly loser and that i wont amount to anything? i feel bad and i am embarassed for her because at least she could perform back in the day, even if she wasn't singing live which lets face it, was 99% of the time. and i strongly suggest not browsing these posts if it makes you that angry unless you aren't going to bitch about it. and your theory about the people who desperately seek posts about her, i highly doubt it. if fish didn't throw it in our faces i doubt we'd waste time looking for websites to bash her. and hey, maybe those people are out there but it's better than rubbing one out in the privacy of my neighbors living room because i don't have a dvd player. kthxbai.

#46 You are a douche, kill yourself.

You are the pathetic one, grow up and listen to real music that people actually sing.

@ 45
Bill Clinton was the first black president you dumb ass, that's old newz.
Hell, if I cant pull it off with my own people, I will just find some white folks that half ass know whats going on to pull it off for me. Ha Ha
You bought it, now wallow in it, and do not try to sell it to those who know better....

"Circus of Clowns" with the excitement of watching paint dry, at least they got the theme correct.

the blacks won't be voting for Barrack next election since he promised to provide jobs. :0

Her dancing consists of walking around and doing a stripper aerobics DVD, barely. America loves a good comeback, but this is just pathetic.

#4 Yep! She has a good body but she still cant dance

A big day presented by a big site for a big pop queen!

I've been listening to your album all day Britney and I must say, Circus is a whirlwind of explosive sounds, hard beats and shimmering highs. Since your first single, your albums have topped one after the other, although Toxic is by far your best piece of work, Circus stands tall too!

We are no longer human. We are dancer.

Randal

Wow, she sure can...walk, I guess.

That was the most passive "dancing" I've ever seen. Walking around and occasionally throwing around a limb with all the passion of a tranquilized mental patient. Sad.

I worry about her. She needs more time off, out of the limelight, to get a life, a normal life.
Something's missing and just not right. She just doesn't look at peace.
Problem is her family is probably running out of money and they are doing all they can to bring her "big bucks" back.
Time will tell...

She looks great but I worry that shes not ready for all this exposure. she was in psychiatric care earlier this year. I really hope she can handle all this.

Yeah she looks hawt again. Looks Great. But she is still bat shit crazy on the inside. That ain't gonna change ever. So she would be great for some casual sex, but not way in hell would you ever want a relationship with her. She is as loopy as a 3 dollar bill.

46- is right.
Rob you sound depressed, and you are obviously obsessed with Britney Spears. You should get out more.

I especially like how those pants she is now always wearing hide all of her stretch marks from popping out those two babies she gets to mess up. Bet even the tummy tuck she got didn;t take them all away.

Randal, hit me baby one more time with your witty posts.

Where's mimi? Still on the short bus ride home from the special school?

Same stupid dance moves that she's been doing for a decade. Utterly talent-free.

She looks like a FAS baby to me.

Fish, I can see though your stinky soul, you rat bastard.

Why does she wear a wraparound head microphone when she never, ever, ever, (as her own "people" have explained), sings "live"? What's the point?

spray-paint flabs.

She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" B i l l i o n a i r e p a l . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

FUCK ALL OF YOU I HOPE ALL OF YOU DIE
WHY OH WHY WONT YOU LEAVE BRIT AND AMY ALONE
YOU ARE MAKING ME INSANE
I HAVE TALKED TO GOD

DONT MAKE ME INVOKE SATAN YOU MISERABLE TWISTED SHIT EATING BABY FUCKING PSYCHOPATHS

DIE ALL OF YOU DIE
DIE
DIE
DIE
DIE
DIE

Good lord Britney is gross. What I see is a fat chick that has starved herself.

Still scarred up with tits pointing at her shoe-tops. Gross.

Abs doesn't give you talent and judging by her "comeback" performance, she's lacking what made her. It's not her singing which is apparent that she lip sync but she's wondering aimlessly and not dancing much like she used to. She lost her "spark".

Same old tired routine with less and less dancing and more lip syncing. The "Circus" theme as been done before, please get your own ideas Britney!

her hands are freakishly small! they remind me of barbie... cant wait for her tour though

yeah, what IS with her lack of dancing?

I don't understand why everyone hates her so much. If you have this bog of a problem don't watch or listen to her. Obviously you like her enough to watch these things. She looks fantastic and I bet half of the assholes writing these comments probably can't even see their toes. She looks great and she is still reaching number 1 on the charts. Get over it. Don't like her? Well I suggest you find a new hobby rather watching someone you claim to hate and critiquing her.

she has crap music written for 12 years old and the personality of a twig.

I don't understand why everyone hates her so much. If you have this big of a problem don't watch or listen to her. Obviously you like her enough to watch these things. She looks fantastic and I bet half of the assholes writing these comments probably can't even see their toes. She looks great and she is still reaching number 1 on the charts. Get over it. Don't like her? Well I suggest you find a new hobby rather than watching someone you claim to hate and critiquing her.

she looks fine, she's in decent shape... soft & girly... but no abs... just a relatively flat tummy.

It's good to see the universe is back in order again. Banks are lending money. Gas prices are low. Britney Spears is hot.

shitney hot??not.she is a sick one.look at her eyes.she is medical.she is a mental disorder.my god.this is nothing sexy.she doesnt have the energy and sensuality.like madonna

she is shit now.hot madonna.shitney is a wannabe

Being mental and hot are not mutually exclusive. In fact, the two tend to go hand-in-hand when it comes to females.

Ok.. So She's not singing... and not dancing... Oh yea, and not doing a live interview because she's still nuts... GREAT COMEBACK!!!!

Ok.. So She's not singing... and not dancing... Oh yea, and not doing a live interview because she's still nuts... GREAT COMEBACK!!!!

It is really unbelievible america supplies credits to this..................SUBSTANCE.
THE RECESSION WILL BECOME MORE UNDERSTANDIBLE EVERY TIME SHE APPEARS, folks!!!

onmyradar... why would we find a new hobby, this IS our hobby duh. you should just go lay down before you have an aneurysm. and for the record it's not about hate it's about this site. it's the whole fucking point you fool

Disagree with Obama, and you're a racist. You hate black people if you disagree with Obama.

I FUCKING VOTED FOR HIM

I disagree with him running a campaign and giving speeches BASED on change, only to give us Hillary and her clowns. But this is racist to say.

Bill, Hillary, and Obama have some kind of pact going on and I'm just trying to figure out where the "666" fits into all of this.

By the way, fuck anybody who brings children into the world and chooses money and good times over them.

She looks like that guy in America's got talent, the guy that looks like her.
That guy looks more like her than she does. I'm not making sense, no wait, I am..

she looks really good.. but where's the choreography?

@72 small hands - one of the signs of FAS (also: low IQ, bad judgement, lack of impulse control, among others)

I'm embarrassed for her.

I fell sorry for the dude in pic 7 who had his crotch up against hers...he thought it was a really good idea, at first...but now the itching just won't stop...just like everyone who sat on a bar stool after her during her "Days Of The Naked Cootch"...just remember, that sweaty, greasy neck, all those strategically placed extensions and that circus of zits by her mouth and chin are all still there. Just who does she appeal to with this mindless crap? She's dripping with bonafide cooties and what a FAT ASS. She's less than mediocre and she doesn't even care so long as she gets to strut around in rubber pants and pretend to have talent for all her mediocre fans.

i think she looks amazing... one thing at a time folks.
she is hardly going to be the confident woman she was years ago with everything that's happened. she will get there.
she was once an amazing dancer and she will get that back because it's inside her. people are expecting way too much from her all at once and i think she's doing great. love ya brit. x