Dec 9 2008Brad Pitt to Angelina Jolie: 'PUSH!'

FRIST!

FRIST!

She looks so in love....

Just looking at these pics made me wonder who puts the most into their lovemaking...? Him or Her..? What do'ya reckon fellow freaks/wasters/bored at work people..?

What??

looks like angelina likes the "back door"!

#6 oh hell yeah! it's a good thing brad pitt has a good aim, otherwise i dont think she'd manage to give birth to 3 kids...

If her fivehead gets any bigger,there'll be a Mexican family of twenty moving in....

LMAO! Nice job fish. These comments belong in the hall of fame..."Go long."....Lovin' it.

Is Brad signing an autograph for a fan and using Angelina's back as a table?
Cool.

p.s. - attention Hollywood. Movember is over. It is now officially Beard-cember.

He's getting a bird's eye view of the ole chocolate starfish.

I imagine Angelina's balloon knot is something to behold....

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Anybody else think Pitt would look just like Hitler if he shaved the mustache?

Someone please tell me he's wearing that ridiculous mustache for a movie role he's currently working on and not just because he thinks he looks good. Because he'd be kinda wrong on that.

Nothing looks worse on a woman than tattoos. End of story

Kiss your brother much, marriage-wrecker?

Are her tits real? If so, I salute.

Yeah about that fivehead, Angie looks way better with some hair framing her face, with it all pulled back so tight and dark in color it makes her face look to severe.

god i wish she would leave! She is so trashy and UGLY!!!

If I wasn't sure Brad is gay, I would think he is trying to do her. Maybe he is just "experimenting" with the Vag.

havoc, that was pretty damn funny. Never heard of it called a Balloon Knot!

"I'm pretty sure Brad just saw the head."

Of what? The turtle? The prairie dog?

Of course, when a woman eats 500 calories a day it's a rare event that she has something to push out, and it's pretty tiny in any event. I bet Brad has an empty Percoset bottle for just these occasions.

She's beautiful.

Nice tat on Angelina back shoulder, looks like a frickin bar code. Wonder if it scans?

She is looking more Indian -- as in Native American -- by the day. HI Yaaa hiiiiii.

Her mams was a squaw you know. That's why she hates her dad. Not because he cheated, but because he cheated on the TRIBE. She's a damn savage. All that's missing is the feather in her hair and Brad's bloody pelt slung over her back.

so many shitty tattoos on one body.... mindnumbing

so many shitty tattoos on one body.... mindnumbing

So she's an Alcoholic Casino-American?

Incredibly gorgeous woman! Damn! He is super hot and has been since for ever but she is simply gorgeous, wouldn't mind participating in a menage a trois with both of them. I'm not into girls but she definitely counts as an exception.

If that were Jennifer Aniston, Brad would be staring at a 1 micrometer opening.

Lovely dress but those tattoos look vulgar.

#s 24 & 25--So, are you Davo or are you Employee?

Both of these rich losers are reall assholes. When they were in India a couple years ago, they barged into a religious ceremony and were incredibly rude and disrupted it thinking they were above everyone there because of their bank account. They should be thankful they had good security... they were run out of the temple and could have been nearly beaten to death for their ignorance and fat heads. They put out to the public like they are the all caring hollywierd/give back attitude, when in fact they are nothing more than white trash with money. I have always wondered why it is that just because someone can act on the big screen or the T.V. why they get put on some sort of pedistal... self made or publicly made. I would not allow these two people in my house... similar to not allowing a slimy politician into my home either. Good looking? So what if they are? I have seen many beautiful people around the world that are not as big of assholes as these two... and not near as stupid as they are.

Angelina is the new Skelator

her boobies look like rockets.

#31 - Lighten up, Francis. What did they do, forget to sacrifice a starving child to appease a cow-god? India is a smelly morass of brown slaves and the home to some truly laughable religions.

#31,
I totally agree with Rick#34,
WTFC about fuckin India? What a stupid country,every fuckin body is starving and they let all the fuckin cows roam around free as you please...why don't you motherfuckers eat a fuckin cow, eat a fucking burger and some fuckin steak and stop asking the rest of the world for fuckin money so you can feed the idiots that won't take advantage of a walking roast beef.
Stupid fuckin religions, stupid fuckin people...

The assholes have once again spoke. They're signing autographs with their usual grace and respecters of fans. Why the venom and personal attacks with no information at all about them? Brad's mustache for you
uninformed, again, is for the shooting in Germany of the film Magnificent Bastards. Your prejudices be it
about looks, past years or just blindness are so over the top you make the majority of us wonder where the
devil do you come from?

i appreciate what they have done for my city:) they are very giving people. sure she's a lil strange, then again who isnt?

Kerry, what about all that I've done for your city? Thanks for the shout out.....bitch.

Tattoos suck...especially when you have the Voter Information Pamphlet across your back.

I don't have anything against either of them, but can the woman wear ANYTHING but black?? It's like she's cloaked in the color and were she to take it off, she'd become one of those shreiking satanic demon women from Van Helsing.

I didn't get the dialogue... was it supposed to be funny?..

#31. Is entirely right. Just look at the idiots who disagree, racist trash, that says it all, their opinion has no value. Don't worry #31 a lot of people agree with you, these two are giant hypocrites. Only ugly brainless loosers defend or admire these two shit for brains turds.

#42 is right. These two should be executed for not being respectful enough during the cow-worship service in India. On the other hand, my Dell is still broken, so fuck those pimento-forehead overpopulators!

# 43 should be executed for fucking that cow in the ass during its worship service. I hear the cow was a minor

I bet she looks beautiful when she's sucking on the head of the penis, and licking and biting the ball sack, Just lovely.

# 42 I admire you! you have done so much good! just look at you driving a hybrid and supporting lesbian's right not to wear bras! please do set more examples!

umm plenty of Indians eat beef. They also make a shit load of leather goods there. Thousands of cows are slaughtered every day in India.

She looks massively uncomfortable in that gown. GOD WHY DOES HE HAVE THAT FUCKING FRIGGING MOUSTACHE.

Danklin24 to Brad Pitt: Shave that monstrosity you call a mustache right now. Christ you look like a German Nazi pedophile.

how come no one has mentioned that pitt has pedophile's mustach?..

Great dress. But the two of them are disgusting.

She's GORGEOUS.

I was curious about the moustache. So I checked IMDB and it seems that he'd filming a WWII epic (although the plot sounds absurd):

"In Nazi-occupied France during World War II, a group of Jewish-American soldiers known as "The Basterds" are chosen specifically to spread fear throughout the Third Reich by scalping and brutally killing Nazis. The Basterds soon cross paths with a French-Jewish teenage girl who runs a movie theater in Paris which is targeted by the soldiers"

It almost sounds like a Porno. The only saving grace could be that it's a Quentin Terentino flick so it ought to be bloody as hell!

Belated correction on the film. True title: Inglorious Basterds. WW11. The mustache is of that period,
dummies. Are all of you prejudiced, vulgar name calling no-nothings part of the crazies taking over the insane asylum? Or just uneducated, moronic teen- agers proving your psycopathologies?

His PUSSY is on his upper lip, folks!!
(who's the boss in that family?)

Her tats are disgusting, Brad looks gay with that thing above his lip, and I also think he's beginning to miss his wife, and most of you are chronic masturbators with no lives =)) peace

ok i get that the mustache is for a movie... but there's no excuse for the side part!

ahahaha! Nice caption! LMFAO!

you know, that position and image are not as sexy as i had imagined....they're aging.

Beautiful couple!

Wow. People are bored on the internet. I can't believe that shit like this gets over sixty comments. Get a life.

Wow. People are bored on the internet. I can't believe that shit like this gets over sixty comments. Get a life.