Dec 12 2008Audrina Patridge tries on bikinis

brap

i'd fuck her and all her friends until they were piles of maggots
and marie claude bourbonnais

she's so hot, i wanna make meatloaf outta her pussy

she's so hot, i wanna make meatloaf outta her pussy

If you don't think she's hot, then you're gay.... a girl can NEVER be too skinny.

Great post.

Awesome pics... she is hot...
Almost as hot as Never Back Down...that one scene...

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CraP! Her abdomen hangs like an 80 year old woman!

*HORF*

OOH! What a sexy pelvic bone jutting out of her! That must feel fucking great to rub up against.....*rolls eyes*

She's one of the unfortunate skinny-fat girls. A skeleton with meaty thighs. If she gain enough weight to hide all those bones sticking out on her upper body, she'd be waddling down below.

those bones look like they're about to break through the skin. nasty.

and her teeth always seem too big for her mouth.

Mmm, bones.

Actually, Harry Doyle

In many cases in history, those who like super skinny girls -are- gay.
Take Gilles de Rais, who fucked/killed little boys in his spare time, and was ONLY attracted to women when they were thin enough to look like boys.

Let me call out to everyone's attention what her real problem is. Yes, she looks hot in a bikini but when you look at other pics of her, you must ask yourself, "What is it about her that isn't right?"

The answer: She has too much white showing under her eye. Her brown eyes look pushed up and too much white shows underneath. That's her biggest flaw. her body is hot but her eyes are f'ed up.

I would take her home anytime!!!!

She's not normal. A normal American girl in a bikini has saddlebag thighs, a cottage cheese butt, and a gut hanging over the waistband.

I'd ride her like Seattle Slew.

She is the hottest chick on TV in this decade. I would fuck her until my dick fell off from all those diseases she must be carrying. it's worth it.

the unusually (artificial) long distance between her jugs fits my penis like OJ's glove: perfectly

I like the hip bones. You can pound them in the front or hold onto them from behind.

That's handy!

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Anybody that says this girl isn't hot or does not excude sexuality are f*gs including the writer of the litle blurb about something about oatmeal...ARE YOU KIDDING ME

Take a look at everyone of her bikini pictures...the girl has a muff to die for. Look at how PHAT that thing is....It's unreal!

Give that Slore a cheeseburger.

/SKANK

This girl is pretty damn hot.

Someone get her a few fucking Cheeseburgers. Eww.

@ 20, Van Gogh-he's talking about Lauren Conrad who has the sexuality of oatmeal. So, you know, maybe read these things through before you make an ass of yourself.

She looks like a goose.

Putting yesterday's story together with this one, it seems that women want us to see this girl as unattractively thin and Khloe Kardashian as healthy and attractive.

No.

#14--she has eyes?!

omg ne one that thinks she is 2 skinny is stupid or obese
she has a great body, i totally agree that girls can never be 2 skinny! The skinnier the better!!! Unhealthy people (aka hippos) try to make perfect sized girls feel "too skinny" but that term doesn't exists! Guys that like beast like women (aka football players) are the true gay ones....

If she looks like a goose, then I am off to the zoo right now to fuck some goose face. Later folks!

she should write a book on keeping in shape! she doesnt look plump or emaciated and I can hold her waist with my palm!

I prefer her clothed, thank you very much.

@2

hahaha

okay so if you look like a rat on crack, this is the perfect "it" for you
audrina looks just that
sorry if you dont feel this way guys, but you must be a loser and a player if you want to fall for this piece of shit

I'd settle for a girl with a little cellulite than looking at those "breasts"! Her surgeon did either an awful job, or she has lost too much weight. Maybe a little of both?

she has done something to her face.

go to www.theskinnywebsite.com and see the recent pics of her

i can't figure out what she did, but she looks different (better IMO).

# 14. agreed. she looks "slow"

I love her hip bones!

God her breast implants look like shit.

Her body would be perfect if not for those hideous implants she has. They look to literally be pulling away from each other, it's gross. If I were a lesbian and she were a lesbian, I'd have sex with her just to stare at them and try to figure out just what the hell the surgeon was thinking when he jammed two cantaloupes into her chest and pressed them as far apart as he could. Yuck.

LOL@ SATAN

I like her body. Love the hipbones and she has great legs and arms. hate the tan.

b!tches talking sh!t are jealous, and d!cks talking sh!t are depressed they can't get a girl that hot. she doesn't look too skinny at all, she looks just right. not everyone wants to be fat, and unhealthy.and i bet she does eat cheeseburgers, just not four at a time with double the patty and double the cheese like the fatties who rip on her for being thin.

at #5 and #28 You peiople need to shoot yourselves in the head UNHEALTHY people can also be those that stick their fingers down their throat to vomit all of the food they fucking eat just to be SKINNY (aka Healthy right? ohhh yesss I love the smell of yak breath in the morning OoOooO so healthy) and those people that dont eat at all causing their hair and teeth to fall out (yaaa soooo healthyyyy) You people are two of the biggest IDIOTS in this world.

Except for her fake tits and long hair, she looks like a teenage boy from a concentration camp

She has 'spaced-out junkie eyes' but her biggest flaw has got to be her smile. Her chiclet teeth look disturbing with her nonexistent top lip.

Uhm, they're dressed in sweaters and boots.......but she's shopping for a bikini? Where there no other photo-op options? Oh... wait... nvm!

Nasty fake tits. Flat ass. I don't know why people say her body is great. I don't see it.

I'm not sure if the Superficial writer is gay or smoking copious amounts of crack. He says that Audrina Patridge has the sex appeal of oatmeal, while telling everyone that rhino-hips Kim Kar-fatass-ian is hot all day long. Something wrong there.

some people just do have hip bones that stick out like that, I do and I'm curvy in the butt area too and certainly not unhealthy. Has anyone EVER thought that maybe its possible for both skinny girls AND curvier (not fat) girls to look sexy? I think this girl has a great body just like I think Kim K has a great body.

Bitch has no muscle tone.

Amen #49

I bet her Vajeen hang like sleeve of wizard.

NO MUSCLE TONE

She looks like a noodle on top and a big sausage on the bottom. No style, no grace, not pretty, and bad hair extensions. Not to mention fake, ugly breasts.

haha...you can always tell who the females are (or limp wristed males) by the posts and their comments. Look at all the fat girls complaining about this ridiculously hot chick.

give men(me) some signals: WEAR A THONG, please!!

THONG's ARE HOT, folks!!

Yes! Flat mom-ass!

Maybe she took advange of FREE Wu-Yi Tea!

Maybe she got some FREE Wu-Yi Tea!

in which store they allow you to try bikinis and leave pussy juice there for other customers to buy? so i don't go there

her jutting hip bones scare me, looks like u could cut meat with those babies

i want to fuck all the hills girls !!!!

and kim kardashian 2 !!!!

Before this nasty gash got tits she was a nobody and I never beat off to her.

She is so hot, makes me wish I didn't have such a little wallet.

lol @ Ardgelina, umm trust me girls can be too skinny! Audrina has a great toned body though and she's gorgeous, way better than any girl on the Hills! but still being too skinny isn't as good as being too overweight

perfect body!

I'm a man who likes normal, healthy looking women. If you think that this woman is "fat" below the waist, you are out of your mind. That is absurd, and it's just about the only part of her body that is seemingly normal. This girl is anorexic. I can't imagine for the life of me how anyone can think that this is "sexy." If she gains 20 lbs, she'd actually look like a normal person. Right now, it looks as if she has some kind of disease. I suspect that all of the other men on here who find this woman sexually attractive, are either very insecure about their penis size, are woman haters, or are really into little boys. You are all brainwashed by the media to believe that women should look like AIDS patients with fake breasts. Again, if you find this woman sexually attractive, you might want to hit the cancer research hospitals for your next "hot" date.