Aubrey O'Day is 100% Lindsay Lohan's fault
Oh, wow, didn't see this coming: Aubrey O'Day is pretending to be a lesbian again. The former Danity Kane singer is somehow being invited to celebrity events and has recently been showing up with a woman she refers to as "my girlfriend." Jesus. Whatever happened to gracefully fading away into obscurity? Now everybody has to pretend to be Lindsay Lohan. I blame the Internet; I knew that thing would be trouble. Page Six reports:
O'Day said she was making a statement against California's Prop 8, which made gay marriage illegal. Not that she wants to marry her "girlfriend" if Prop 8 is ever overturned. "We don't need a piece of paper to validate our relationship," O'Day joked, adding that her dog, Ginger, was "also a lesbian."
Really, Aubrey? So you're pretending to be gay to protest Prop 8? Level with me, just how hard did Diddy kick you out the door? Because this makes about as much sense as me having sex with Jenny McCarthy to raise awareness for autism. Okay, bad analogy (Or the best? Jenny?), but I think you get my point - which is please stop talking. Now run along and continue slowly morphing into Shauna Sand.
Reader Comments
1. mimi - December 8, 2008 3:02 PM
FIRST FISH SUCKS!
2. chadisrad - December 8, 2008 3:03 PM
skank
3. Que - December 8, 2008 3:03 PM
Que wow.
4. Ardgelina - December 8, 2008 3:03 PM
2nd!
5. JPRichardson - December 8, 2008 3:04 PM
Have a hard on thinking on these two making out...
6. ipa - December 8, 2008 3:04 PM
her body is completely shapeless.
7. Richard McBeef - December 8, 2008 3:06 PM
She looks like a long lost Olsen twin, with a little less muppet and an extra 2 feet in height. She has the goblin stare down though.
8. Gordie - December 8, 2008 3:07 PM
She has horridly fat legs
9. Ardgelina - December 8, 2008 3:07 PM
darn it!!!!! I suck!!!
10. Herpes Simplex - December 8, 2008 3:09 PM
@7 - she looks like an Olsen twin after fifteen years in the porn industry.
11. britney's weave - December 8, 2008 3:10 PM
is this really celebrity news?
12. Ardgelina - December 8, 2008 3:12 PM
man she is like really fat, kinda like a pig but a pretty pig like ms.piggy! awww i miss ms.piggy she was so desperate for attention hey i'm thinking this might b ms.piggy in human form!
13. Deacon Jones - December 8, 2008 3:17 PM
Hahaha, man, FISH, you've got a chip on your shoulder today, I love it. Must've had a particularly hard weekend of drinking....
This bitch's legs look like they belong to a 300 pound black woman working at McDonalds.
14. Kerry Vaughn - December 8, 2008 3:19 PM
she must have messed up teeth. she also looks like a deer in headlights.
15. Uncle Eccoli - December 8, 2008 3:21 PM
If you don't need a piece of paper to validate your relationship, why not just shut the fuck up, then?
16. Chris - December 8, 2008 3:21 PM
Ugly leggs and knees
17. Chris - December 8, 2008 3:21 PM
Ugly leggs and knees
18. Sherv - December 8, 2008 3:23 PM
FALSE! She was at my club in dallas a few weeks ago and was all over this guy she was dating . He was a finalist off another show. She is doin it all for fame ! There goes my two cents.
19. Superevil - December 8, 2008 3:27 PM
Last time I checked you don't choose to be gay, however you can choose to be an attention whore.
20. kelley - December 8, 2008 3:28 PM
Have to agree with No. 7 ... right on ... just what we need, another Olsen Twin; please go away. Take Heidi and Spencer with you, and Lindsey, too.
21. Racer X - December 8, 2008 3:31 PM
She looks like porn star Carmen Kinsley.
I jizz in my pants!
22. Cash - December 8, 2008 3:40 PM
I still don't know what the fuck "Danity Kane" is, but at least this chick's girlfriend is hotter then that Ronson whore, and doesn't go around wearing hats my grandpa thought were cool.
23. Facial - December 8, 2008 3:44 PM
she looks like a dude...a very ugly dude at that
24. p0nk - December 8, 2008 3:47 PM
it's time for a new movie, "Duck Lipped Lesbos of Planet Porn".
25. Thigh Highs - December 8, 2008 3:48 PM
Yeah...they're both pretty nasty.
26. Ted Kennedy's Tumor - December 8, 2008 4:04 PM
Prop 8 didn't outlaw gay marriage. It defined marriage as between a man and a woman. Sure it has the same effect, but this will make TWICE the voters of California have voted against gay marriage.
Shows you how stupid celeb's are.
27. bar room hero - December 8, 2008 4:12 PM
funny looking bird...
28. Mike Hawk - December 8, 2008 4:37 PM
Double Yuck
29. FRIST!!! - December 8, 2008 4:49 PM
Hey, man...at least she is color cooridinated to match her fingernails to her roots..classy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
30. Alli - December 8, 2008 5:38 PM
Isn't that Janice from Friends?
31. Kahlee - December 8, 2008 5:40 PM
Slowly morphing?
32. firecrotch - December 8, 2008 5:48 PM
She has beautiful hair.
33. wow - December 8, 2008 5:58 PM
aubrey reminds of brandi c from rock of loves evil twin
34. agentgirl - December 8, 2008 6:12 PM
So many dumb faces in Hollywood!!
35. PunkA - December 8, 2008 7:01 PM
When you know you have no talent, become a paparazzi whore and make easy cash. Then become an attention whore ans do stupid stuff. Then just be a whore, and make even more money. For proof, see Paris, KK, LiLo, The Hills girls, etc. Hollywood is throwing up all over America. Just throwing up.
36. britboysarehot - December 8, 2008 7:25 PM
She needs to find herself a good oil blotting cloth like the Clean and Clear kind. As for the lesbian issue, it's just for publicity. Hell, I never heard of her and I'm leaving a comment.
37. kjc - December 8, 2008 7:28 PM
What the fuck happened to her hair? Just STOPPIT.
38. kjc - December 8, 2008 7:28 PM
What the fuck happened to her hair? Just STOPPIT.
39. youtube - December 8, 2008 8:25 PM
seksiii bebemm benim
40. gerard Vandenberg - December 9, 2008 12:17 AM
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF, how NAIVE & DUMB most americans are, folks!!
41. ttjessie - December 9, 2008 3:45 AM
I am Sylia a single black girl from the US. I just want to find a man who is out of my race for a servious inter-racial relationship. so i uploaded my recent photos on the famous site ____intimatemingle.c o m ____under the name Sxynetlia, maybe you want to check out my photos firstly!
42. lindary - December 9, 2008 5:57 AM
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
43. Michelle - December 9, 2008 10:40 AM
she has chunky elephant legs
44. Turd Ferguson - December 9, 2008 11:11 AM
Don't know who or what she is...
but I'll file her under Celebritard
45. yap - December 9, 2008 1:53 PM
it looks like she could barely fit her fat foot in that shoe...i agree she does remind me of ms.piggy.
46. yap - December 9, 2008 2:10 PM
it looks like she could barely fit her fat foot in that shoe...i agree she does remind me of ms.piggy.
47. Noor - December 9, 2008 4:58 PM
ahh pleaase... another cheap publicity stunt
48. marie e. - December 11, 2008 12:33 AM
she looks just like Brandi C. from Rock of Love/I Love Money/Charm School...
49. Narcissist - December 18, 2008 8:54 AM
Is that scraggly rat creature her girlfriend? If so, she'll be packing on the pounds if she get's her tongue near those bloated legs.
I'm a monster.