Dec 30 2008Angelina Jolie's uterus benched

FIRST.... whatever that means....

Poor thing she must be devastated!

So i was wondering, whatever happened to KID ROCK, no mosts what so ever or recent pictures of him!

I wonder if it has anything to do with her being constantly severely underweight... an ooo r eee xx ii aaa maybe?
oh well, she's got 3 bios that is plenty of brangelina DNA to go around in 2030.

Poor thing she must be devastated!

So i was wondering, whatever happened to KID ROCK, no POSTS what so ever or recent pictures of him!

Here's 20 that Brad and Jen will get back together now...

oh PS more importantly whats wrong with BSB Brian's kid!!???

Complete bullshit -- many women are capable of four or more c-sections, so this random doctor who's never treated her (and is a retired urologist, not a practicing OB, by the way) has no way of predicting her risk. And gestational diabetes can't be passed down. It would help if they had talked to a doctor who knew ANYTHING about medicine.

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Isn't it all bullshit? I mean, c'mon, if you take gossip sites serious you probably also believe that Obama is going to somehow save the world economy...

Boy!! High time they stopped producing kids.

She should eat something and stop trying to be the old woman in the shoe. Someone pass her a cheeseburger hurry.

they could just do in vitro fertilization and put the fertilized embrio (redundant) in a surrogate mother's uterus. then they'd have a baby without angelina pregnant. but it would still have the hottest genes in the world.

Let's examine this closer...Jolie is stick thin, has long ugly feet, legs, and toes; her breasts are luscious but probably starting to sag, making her freak out; her lips are luscious too and you know Brad digs it when she gives him a sensuous blow job; and her pussy is still tight because no live footballs have been passed through it.

As everyone knows, a woman's sex drive decreases markedly after kids, and Brad is probably getting frustrated and thinking about Jen's tight hardbody going up and down on his dick.

Did I miss anything?

Eh, looks like Bristol Palin's doin' okay.

Please, this story complete bunk. Women have multiple c-sections and have gestational diabetes with multiple pregnancies all the time, and both they and the babies end up perfectly healthy. There's not a single correct statement in the supposed advice other than it's best to wait a year after a c-section to get pregnant again.

No problem waiting for a year, time flies... not a big problem.
She's still young and strong enough. love her.

When I first read this I thought it said her uterus had been BLEACHED. Not that that would be a bad thing...

Photo #4 is amazing.

It's probably Brad's turn to carry the fetus in his abdomen anyway.

for the love of GOB woman, JUST FOCUS ON THE 7424857590 kids you already have!!!

What kind of freaking masochist wants to have twins twice?

What good is an Angelina Jolie if she's barefoot and pregs all the time or picking up after rugratz??

For the love of Christ, its your vagina not a fuckin' clown car! Stop having brats that you're just going to ignore and turn out into society to be dumass/halfbreed celebutards like Brody Jenner or Heidi Montag.The world is all full up with dipshits like these two.

Ok this woman is stunning and has got the most gorgeous body ever (since her last twins) She needs to ditch Brad for a hotter guy!

Those UGLY lips are her best method of birth control.

Oh poor baby brad needs to get a clue and leave her Brad needs to ditch her for some with more class she a a #####

the opposite of what Robert(#22) said.

it doesn't really matter does it? I thought she buys most of her kids anyway...

Just like that movie "Sophie's Choice" but for the stupid.

Silly, Silly, Silly. C Sections only cause problems if you try to have a baby the "natural" way afterwards...I have never heard someone should stop after two (and I have had two). ANY woman should wait between pregnancies to ensure her body is at 100% (and thus able to give the NEW baby 100%) and this is NOT exclusive to CSections. I also know a fair amount of people who develop Gestational Diabetes and can continue having children.

Must have been a slow news week.....

Her and Brad should have and adopt as many kids as they want....it is none of our concern.

Ooh! to bad so sad about Angelina . Wow enough is enough. For goodness sake stop having babies. Why not adopt more it's better this way, so she doesn't have to suffer...

Brad come on don't pout, please be understanding about Angelina's health.

She's leaking URINE, folks?

If only she'd take out the 6 pack & car keys Billy Bob forgot just behind her cervix 10 years ago...

Anything, machine or human that operates in high gear without slowing down will eventually deteriorate, burn out, give out. It's her choice, if she wants to be stupid, let her be stupid. I am disgusted that she adopts babies of other poor countries rather than our own America where we have thousands of orphans.

TJ First of all I cann not believe you got away with that language. Let me inform you all women who have children do not lose their sex drive, in fact very few. I have had three children and I am 61 yrs old and I still work my man out just as I did 40 yrs ago. If you are encountering that experience guess what she is no longer interested in you and you need to remember what you use to do to turn her on. That goes for any other man, that is our little secret when we are tired of lack of attention in other ways.

Tie your tubes Brad or have AJ donate her all eggs to some healthy sparrow with breeder hips.
That's it! Brad coughs up a couple pints of smelly, the in vitrio docs remove the Jolie eggs-jewels, mates dem Jolie ova with Brad's swimmers, flash freeze the embryos, and line up the qualified surrogates that will carry to term, wha-bam-min-na, make the Osmonds look like Catholic amateurs.

she's ugly she should marry mark anthony they are both skeletor's samalian bitch go eat