Dec 20 2008Alicia Keys in a bikini

You'd think bikini pictures of Alicia Keys would be all kinds of crazy hot with maybe some sexy piano-playing thrown in for good measure. Turns out you, and most importantly me, would be horribly mistaken. Here's Alicia at a hotel pool in Australia just chowing down, checking her Blackberry and generally being the exact opposite of erotic. I mean, would it kill her to do some sort of seductive musical number. Christ, there's even a fork and some water glasses right next to her. Regale me, dammit!

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got here first bitches

She's flat as hell and look at those thighs..She's got a nice face of course, but that body is a shame. Sorry I messed this one up, guys.

nothing special at all. Well, besides the bank account.

dude she looks great. those pictures from above are unflattering... because they're taken from a terrible angle. she looks gorgeous in the other ones.

Beyonce really slimmed down.

Woopie goldberg is more sexier...

she is definately thick.. at least more so than i remember.
at least she appears to be eating healthy.

nice and thick

Hahaha Yes woopie goldberg is more sexy .... she looks fat.

It's the camera angle, you dopes, the last two look just fine. She looks great, too bad she sings like a rusty gate hinge at an abandoned farm.

The chick downtown told me she'd hit it.

Anyone posting after This Poster sucks on mulatto cock and swallows the mulatto juice

Keep stuffing that fried chicken down your bootlips

It's not the camera angle. She really does have a huge butt, comparatively speaking. And some folks actually _like_ that in a woman.

Next up: Asparagus pee! (Don't pretend you don't know that smell!)

Just noticed in pic 2....she has a fucking DOG BOWL of water to drink from!

Woof.

It realy is a slow newsday

wow I never realized her body sucked so bad. how unfortunate looking

Keys is hot...what the?

Boxing day sales- online coupon codes to top brands (click on my name)

That bandaid is going to leave a really fugly tan mark.

Anybody for a bowl of green beans. Yummy num num.

Damn. I'm withdrawing the mulatto prize, sorry folks!

I LOVE mulatto cock and guzzle the mulatto juice!!! No way I'm giving that away!

she looks stunning!

she can wrap those theighs around my head any time!!!!!!

Not the most flattering swim suit for her body type but she's a lovely gal

Damn! I just realized that this groid cunt is actually the new Commander in Chimp on the downlow . . . and I went and rubbed one off to pic #4!

uh, no. i would have never thought that. shes a half breed.

thats not a dog bowl you idiot

Looks like Isabel "Weezie Jefferson" Sanford.

Damn her thighs are huge. She could squeeze your head off or suffocate you if you went down on her.

WHO: Overrated Diva
WHAT: Beached Whale
WHERE: Blubber Beach
WHEN: During the "Eclipse"
WHY: God is cruel
HOW: 5 Ton Truck and Crane

From the neck up she IS hot. After that, literally, it's all downhill. A lumpy cottage cheese flabby hill that smells like feet and stale navel lint.

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aww she cut herself shaving.

A. Keys is definately one the MOST beautiful women in the entire world hands down, and she has a fabulous body. The men she seems to be interested in love some thick thighs and SOME kind of ass in the back trust me. They don't want a Paris Hilton noassatall kind of chick trust that.

A. Keys is definately one the MOST beautiful women in the entire world hands down, and she has a fabulous body. The men she seems to be interested in love some thick thighs and SOME kind of ass in the back trust me. They don't want a Paris Hilton noassatall kind of chick trust that.

FIRSTLY!!!! A.K is a giant lezzzbo so she isn't naturally inclined to be "sexy" she is a beautiful woman but not sexy at all in my opinion.... and she likes the ladies....so she really doesn't need to be.... :)

Where's her tits?
At least the bitch has talent, more than I can say for her fuckin peers...like Shitney.

nice face, fat ass.

so she's about on the same level as The Kardashian?

lol, you people are such tools.

Just another half coon who was abandoned by her coon Father.

Who puts a bandaid on their shoulder?

She looks like a ten year old boy... sad...

She looks like a ten year old boy... sad...

Theres a bandaid on her shoulder from when she tried to shave off her monkey hair. Her thighs are fucking huge.

I want to eat her pussy like a Jew who just got out of the concentration camp.

"ARE HER TITS SWIMMING", folks?

This site has the most ignorant assholes on line. Mostly a bunch of faggot-ass cracka's talking shit they would NEVER say inpublic because they know they would get their pasty asses waxed! Punk faggots!

This site has the most ignorant assholes on line. Mostly a bunch of faggot-ass cracka's talking shit they would NEVER say inpublic because they know they would get their pasty asses waxed! Punk faggots!

This site has the most ignorant assholes on line. Mostly a bunch of faggot-ass cracka's talking shit they would NEVER say inpublic because they know they would get their pasty asses waxed! Punk faggots!

why do people love to hate? she is beautiful

1. she just finnished a year long tour and is chillin. no make up, hair up, still looking beautiful, cant the girl get some 'her' time

2. she is no way fat, i meet her during her tour and she is really little, and she does have a nice figure, you guy wuld be hatin if she got breast implants awell!

3. shes a vegitarian, eating peas in a pod

the end


WHITE MAN'S NIGHTMARE!

SHE WOULD HAVE TO LOSE 30 LBS AND GET BREAST IMPLANTS FOR YOU 12 YEAR OLD LOVING GUYS TO SAY GOOD THINGS ABOUT HER.

GOOD JOB HEIDI.

This is the woman Bob Dylan is currently obsessed with at this time. She is his muse.

What? There's nothing wrong with her body.

Its a real body, legs are shapely, defined waist, even tan, a little T and a whole lot of A. Great face and healthy looking hair.

Malibu Barbie skinny can be sexy, but it doesn't completely nullify other bodies being sexy as well. Some dudes have no imagination.

. . . you're pretty new to the web aren't ya? What's a matta poopsie, site pop your cherry?

Hey I'll take her superficial guy....

Yeah you black guys and gals sure are tough and scary! Alicia Keys has a nasty body with giant out of proportion legs and no tits. She's not very good looking either.
Crackas - what the fuck is that?
You think we are trembling at the thought of kicking your monkey asses? Done deal. Your place of origin - Africa - is well on the way on being finished for you. Where is your power base?

Fuck off and go back to the welfare line.

Wow! What I fatty. She looks much better with her clothes on.

Wow! What a fatty. She looks much better with her clothes on.

in the first photo she looks deceptively thin, but in the photos where she stands up, she really looks very thick. she's still pretty though.

Don't care what y'all say. Saw her in concert. DAMN. I'd still slam that, have her purring in my ear...

Alicia Keys is HOT!!! She is herself, she isn't fake like most singers in the industry. What just because she doesn't look like a barbie doll she isn't hot well i think thats what makes her so special.
I was blessed to see her proform last night and she was AMAZING!!!! her music touches your heart.
And to the ignorant people who slam her we all know you are just jealous that you aren't as beautiful as Miss Alicia Keys!!
Most guys i know (money aside) would choose Alicia Keys (who actually has a brain) over Paris Hilton. Who would in there right mind choose skin and bones and bottle of peroxide over a REAL WOMAN!!!!!!!!!

Alicia Keys is gorgeous - this photo is from Perth, my hometown, I saw her in concert on Saturday night and she brought the house down. She has a gorgeous figure, real legs and butt - most guys (and girls) dream girl!

Is titless one word, or two?

shes beautiful and talented, and natural- thats a real woman, not some fake no talent bimbo, americans have warped ideals

In this last pic.........do you not see Tiger Woods? She's hot---no doubt, but at first glance she looks like Tiger's twin sister.

In this last pic.........do you not see Tiger Woods? She's hot---no doubt, but at first glance she looks like Tiger's twin sister.

In this last pic.........do you not see Tiger Woods? She's hot---no doubt, but at first glance she looks like Tiger's twin sister.

In this last pic.........do you not see Tiger Woods? She's hot---no doubt, but at first glance she looks like Tiger's twin sister.

I'm an open minded girl from US, I'm interested in exotic things, photography, outdoors and sports...I have my photos on --- Seekingtall. com ---, I love tall guys!
Do you love travelling and have some experience? Just find me out.

#55 Let me tell you a little something baby....first of all don't put me in the same category as black people who refer to whites as crackas, because that's not the type of person I am. Matter of fact I have some really sexy white chocolate at home standing above 6 feet tall weighing in over 200 lbs of sexy muscle who is a delicious work-out freak so NO...not a chance that Im so scared that I'll get my a** kicked. Im not a racist like my so called "black bruthas," or like yourself. I just know what a beautiful looking woman looks like when I see one. A. Keys is not fat, and I'll give you a couple of examples from both sides of the colour spectrum when it comes to fat. On the black side would be Oprah HELLO! On the white side would be Rosie O'donnell. This is coming from a woman who at her heaviest weighs at 110 lbs so don't think Im defending A Keys because every black woman is what you may think of as a whale.

=P~

Oh and FYI #55 I would rather hang out on the street with the hobos working a cart of empty soda and beer cans to earn food than to ever accept government hand outs boo boo ok. I work for my money helping to take care of sick people so how dare you go there boo? I will be a Registered Nurse soon so don't go there with me. I already work in the Health Care field so no matter how much or little money I make, and I will be making pretty good money btw, I will have one of the most prestigious and important jobs in the country and in the world. Health Care is recession proof you silly little guy or gal. So Im at work right now practically about to fall out of my chair from laughter regarding your welfare rubbish. So you better hope that you're not sitting at the unemployment office waiting to collect checks while in the mean time the clinics, urgent care centers, and hospitals are being overpacked continuosly with people who have no choice but to come in and give us business. People can't even get an appointment with an NP, or PA these days let alone an appt. with their very own Doctor these days. Puhlease you kill me, but it's all cool baby.

She's beautiful.

You guys are so sad.

SueMe, you rock.

#16 - That's not a dog bowl next to her, it's the lid from her plate. Nice try though.

The bitch is ugly, even for a mulatto

Why is her neck so long? her mom fuck a giraffe or a monkey?

#71, SueMe, your job isn't recession proof! When is the last time a Mexican paid you for the visit to the ER? Or all the welfare bums that bring their kids there when they have a cold and give fake addresses and names? There are plenty of hospitals and Dr offices that are going broke because of the illegal immigrants and poor people that don't even want to pay the $20 deductible. Ask your Dr how much his malpractice insurance costs him! It will be over 10X what you make!

Enjoy cleaning up puke and shit from the hobo's, wine'os and Mexicans. Some job you have there. Glad you enjoy it. Come wipe my ass now, I just shit myself.

The part about keeping comments relevant to posts should be better enforced. Instead we have angry people fighting on a comment thread. She looks fine. Get over it.

Hey I am sure your little work out fag is quite the catch to be shackin' up with a scrawny monkey suck as yourself. I am self employed and what I do I will not say. I don't care what you do nor should you what I do. Let me just say that while my business is way the fuck down, rest assured that I make quite a bit more than you do for cleaning up feces and urine and pus and breathing in the germs of the sick.
Don't build yourself up too much, Barnwench (the better ones make it to the bedroom of Massah, you are for the farmhands meager pleasure), you sound like a grubby skank Boo to me.
By the way what color are you? Coffee? Mocha? Rasberry? I know you insipid apes all covet the lighter shades, such is your self hatred. In fact all of you non-whites wish you were white. It's universal.
I bet you are hoping your monkey fucker knocks you up so you can take your little half breed back to the ghetto and show off "How light dat skin be"!!!

Well I hope the best for you and your business #78, and LOL wow looks like I am going to need to get some ice for that wicked burn you just gave me. OOOOOOOO! Yeah I'd love to see you show my man how much of a punk he is, and it's none of your business what colour I am. You know Im AA so you should have somewhat of a clue. If this is what makes you feel better when you go sleepy time tonight playa then knock yourself out...I'll see you in the ER. My job doesn't entail cleaning after stinky people....well not as of yet anyhow, but I enjoy helping people. I love people, but you wouldn't know anything about that now would you being that you come off as a satanist. My man has sex with monkeys really? That's a new one on me, and I guess he has some explaining to do. Get a life loser.

#76 are you a retard or something? Seems so, because last time I checked the company I work for can never seem to get patients out of the office. I work for a company that's owned by an insurance company idiot so the mass majority of our patients are insured by us stupid. My ass is the only ass I've ever wiped idiot, and RN's can wear a variety of hats. It's clear you know very little or nothing at all about real nurses. I have worked with so many nurses that who have for years have not even interacted with patients, and they are the highest paid ones. I don't care what you say, because Im going into this field so I think I know what Im talking about. There will always be people getting sick so don't even try that one partner. Well gotta go losers...here come more patients. LOL.

#73 thanks sweet heart, and you rock yourself. These racist losers must be feeling the frustrations of the economy or something and want to take it out on me. Everyone wants to take it out on SueMe. That's what's wrong with racist people including anyone from black to white...they will never have as many friends as decent people like yourself and I. Nothing anyone of them can say on this site will upset me, because I have a very happy life. I hope the same is true for you. Thank God that because I have two white Aunt-in-laws, and plenty of white friends I know that the majority of white people have sense unlike some of the retards on here. You have yourself a very merry christmas, and a happy new year.

To be fair, I have to admit that I'm not sure how black I am. you see, my father left as soon as he found out my mother was pregnant. At least we think it was my father. My mother was so strung out on crack that she wasn't sure who was dipping their stick in her honey pot, but she's a lot better because I nursed her back to health with my own two hands when i was just a little girl, and that allowed me the ambition to become what I am today: a janitor at a hospital. It's true that all balck women want to be as white as possible, so it's mean of you to bring that up on the inter-web And my super sexy man loves my thick junk. In fact, he never sticks his wand in my honey pot, only in my caboose. I have to admit, I find it strange when he tries to give me a reach-around, but he said old habits die hard. Obama in 2010!

So funny #82. I need not to prove anything to you, but my father happens to be one of my best friends. If most white women go around sporting either afros or cornrows most of the time then YES! I guess that makes me guilty as charged. What's wrong did you run out of insults. Bring it on...I could take them all day if I didn't have a life. Seriously I have to go, because I have a life.

Negroes are only tough in groups. They like to roam neighborhoods looking for old ladies to sucker punch in the mouth and then celebrate as if they just won the lottery.

damn SueMe ... you seem like a nice person and all but damn ... ever heard of the old saying, Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics... ?
why do you spread your personal life all over a gossip blog comment board? what does all of this have to do with a. keys in a bikini eating friggin peas?? just. let. fucking. go...

i especially like people who cockily boast "i'm leaving now because, unlike you i have an actual life" only to come back after 10 min checking if s/o left a comment and getting back to it. forum n00bz.

This is in responce to # 71 SueMe : Health care is NOT recessioin proof !!
Your fooling yourself !! I have worked in surgery for 20 years. Do your home work ~ don't take my word for it. There are not help wanted ads in our newspaper since October. Traveling agencies do not have the volumes of traveling jobs they did. What the health care industry is doing is firing employees who have been in the industry for 20 years making the most they can ~ otherwised topped out at the ceiling, then hiring two nurses straight out of school for the price of the one they fired. They control hours worked to avoid paying out insurance and they get two for the price of one. Get real. I saw this happening when I was in my first 5 years of healthcare and thought nothing of it. Then after 20 years of service it happened to me. Don't kid yourself. You will be working HARDER, FOR LESS, MORE DANGEROUSLY, LESS BENEFITS THAN EVER HAS OCCURED IN HEALTH CARE HISTORY. I wouldn't brag to loudly about what your about to graduate from . You will understand what I am saying. It may take two years for you to see but you will see it. I NEVER reccommend the health care industry to ANYONE !!

gotta agree with #85 with this one..
The post is about A. Keys (who i think is completely overrated, but so be it, she's a talented girl)
Nobody that comments here, gives a rat's right ass cheek about any of ya, where ya work, what ya do. So stop posting about it... you're wasting your breath.

Back to the silly post:
In one of those pics she seriously looks like she's enjoying that.. broccoli or peas ...green beans??..whatever the heck it is..., wayyyyy tooooo much.

Very sorry to inconvenience you good southern folk tonight. We have captured the animal and it's back in a cage headed back into the new extremely deep cavern at the old salt mine.

SueMe it sounds like you have a horrible life cleaning up scabs and wiping up piss and breathing in infectious diseases. Luck you listening to all of those people in agony. How do you tell all those people they are going to die? I move around stocks while you shuffle bed pans. Keep up the good work!

It takes all kinds.

It's so funny that everyone seems to defend Alicia's not so perfectly shaped body.
(I mean, she's flat-chested but has a lot of meat wrapped around her hips and thighs. No proportions)
But everyone likes her and says her body is great. On the other hand when pictures of Kim Kardashian are posted everyone is like "She is SO overweight.", just because y'all don't like her (neither do I, btw.).

Don't get me wrong, I LOVE Alicia. I think she has a stunning face and she is classy and graceful and talented. Kim will never be like that because she's just a dumb, talentless pornstar.
But I still think it's so unfair calling Kim fat because she has a better body than Alicia. Kim has way better proportions.

Please stop calling women like Kim overweight. You have no idea how girls all over the world feel when somebody like Kim is called fat.
They're all like: "If she's fat what am I then? I must be a monster!"
Think about it.

It's so funny that everyone seems to defend Alicia's not so perfectly shaped body.
(I mean, she's flat-chested but has a lot of meat wrapped around her hips and thighs. No proportions)
But everyone likes her and says her body is great. On the other hand when pictures of Kim Kardashian are posted everyone is like "She is SO overweight.", just because y'all don't like her (neither do I, btw.).

Don't get me wrong, I LOVE Alicia. I think she has a stunning face and she is classy and graceful and talented. Kim will never be like that because she's just a dumb, talentless pornstar.
But I still think it's so unfair calling Kim fat because she has a better body than Alicia. Kim has way better proportions.

Please stop calling women like Kim overweight. You have no idea how girls all over the world feel when somebody like Kim is called fat.
They're all like: "If she's fat what am I then? I must be a monster!"
Think about it.

Well, FAT IS FAT. If the chick is fat, we will cal her fat. Why let some fat chick think she isn't fat? That's just as good as a crack addict thinking he isn't a crack addict. It's like a nigger not knowing he's a nigger.
Ava, go loose some weight, fat ass.

She looks fine. Hell, I'd be thrilled to look like that in a bikini!

She looks like Chet when he was turned into the pile of shit at the end of Weird Science.

Love those thighs

Is she eating peapods?? Look at pic #7...who eats like that?? Besides a stuck up bitch.

Well nothing is 100% recession proof, and I never said that. #85 I see what you're saying, but these people don't know me from jump. If you think that I would ever post my real name or give really specific details then you're mistaking what I was trying to say. #86 you're not telling me anything I don't already know, and I have done my research.

Oh Im referring this to anyone who has something to say about my comments or what I reveal on the net. MIND YA DAMN OWN. This is a free country, and I'll post whatever I want. Tell all the racists to keep their racists statuses to themselves, and get off my back.

I'm sorry, a woman is just not attractive unless she's been airbrushed. In fact, just post a picture of the airbrush—my balls are full.

Looks like we're gonna have to put this ape down, she is onery.

Ok #100 that was just plain offensive. Im never onery, but I may be "ornery," at times.

"Please keep your comments relevant to the post. Inappropriate or promotional comments may be removed."

Superficial needs to get their lazy @zz sh*t together and actually just change that to "WON'T" be removed. The same pathetic racists blathering the same lame stereotype nonsense their black p*ssy craving grandpappies was spewing decades ago & the dumb @ss "personals site" promos should be cleaned up. That crap totally takes away from the smart@zz commentary about these goof @zz celebrities that we come here for in the 1st place. If I wanted to read some childish bullsh*t when I'm coping my gossip, I'd be on P. Hilton's site. Damn you Superficial for letting this sh*t get outta control....

Dear SueMe, forgive me for the typo. We are very busy with all the apes here at the primate house what with all the feces throwing and rapping and hip hopping etc.
Mike Tyson, Mike Vick, Plaxico Burress, etc. Primitive characters with no mental skills at all and tons of money thrown and them. Did anyone expect them to have the intelligence to behave properly? People like myself - the so-called bigots who haven't changed since their grandpa's days - could have told you so ages ago.
The black man never left Africa to evolve. This is a true statement. He ended up over here in America and his body was bred for hard work. Of course he will end up athletic. It has nothing to do with negroid physical dominance.

Imagine what the Germans could have done with eugenics? Not only physically strong humans, but intelligent and healthy as well.

And for you dumbasses that come here and are offended:
Why are you here? All of this is dark humor! Not matter how rotten and misogynistic and racist and otherwise vulgar it is all in the spirit of the site. Get over it and bring it on with some good ole fashion hate. I for one am mostly not serious and go for the rotten nonsense to purposely offend people to get a response.

It's that easy.

Merry Christmas SueMe! Love you!

hey, #103:

"I for one am mostly not serious and go for the rotten nonsense to purposely offend people to get a response. "

how old are you? twelve? or tremendously pathetic....... you chose!

#103 I accept your apology, and know how zoo animals can get sometimes since they're in my family and all according to you. Im here for the fun of it all too, and I think I may have been going through a PMS situation yesterday so forgive me on that. You have a Merry Christmas too.

P.S. How serious are you really about your last post? Do you have black friends that should probably never find out who you are?

P.S.S. I don't really care too much about racist comments, and we all know that they will be here to stay for a long while from every race and both genders.


Lets enjoy the holiday with the best holiday spirit and share some champaign.

I have had plenty of black friends in my life. NO, I would not say any of those things to them in person of couse not. The beauty of anomynity is that you can be any character you want and say all manner of mad things to get a rise out of people. I baited you with poison and you took it. You are intelligent and kind hearted though and for me and others here obviously it is all in good/bad fun.
By the way, I sometimes pretend to be black and dis the white man so it is indeed for me at least just a dirty game! Come on it's fun to work humans up. They really do act like chimpanzees all of us clearly revealing our simian ancestry. We are indeed all descended from apes. As one black girl once said here I am a snow ape! Ha ha ha ha.

You have the merriest Christmas ever! We are going to need it in this dying country.

What is this really about!!! How can a picture of a beautiful half-breed woman create this much tension? Hell a half-breed is going to run the country pretty soon and there is no stopping it.

Wow! Mr. Trainer I wasn't expecting any of this, and I commend you for being honest. Thank you for the compliments by the way, and they were very nice things to say. I feel that you too are very intelligent, and I figured you had a nice side to you. Im glad that you don't discriminate who your friends are, because you have more fun when the people you hang out with are of diverse backgrounds. Many people, both black and white, have been on the net calling each other names, but you're the first person to admit that we are all descedants of apes. Im glad to know that it's just a game for you as it is most of the time for me. I didn't mean to get all butt hurt, and what can I say you got me good. I will try to stay away from the bait from now on, but now I know what kind of person you are so if you want to keep dissing you better change your name. I know you love me, and all the people of the world. Well...at least I know I do. Now I must give you some cool points for being mature about this whole ordeal.

You too have a Merry Christmas, and a happy New Year.

P.S. You love me...I know (tearing up), but no really you would really like me if you met me in person.

There is no more tension "Dark Secret," we have come to terms my trainer and I you see. Just look at my last post to him/her above. We are cool, and are both in the holiday spirit. I hope I don't regret it, because it'll be like one of those highschool things where someone is your friend behind closed doors, but diss you in the hallways out by the lockers. Not saying this has ever happened to me, but just saying. It's all in good humor, and I took the bait. I usually don't do that. Halfbreeds are pretty btw just like full blooded people. Hey if there is anything you all should know about me...it's that Im a little different in a special kind of way. You'll rarely see me taking the bait, but from now on me taking the bait will be virtually inexistent.

Damn it "inexistent," isn't a word is it. I guess I meant nonexistent. Now I can't call anyone of typos or misspellings anymore can I. Oh well...no one's perfect.

I read somewhere that perhaps when men and dogs joined forces it was a symbiosis from which we have learned much from. Dogs run rather efficient society and are certainly useful and loyal, etc. They seemed clever with distinct personalities. We treat them as humans. Well, some of us do. Animal lovers, tree hugger being the worst. Maybe intrinsically "nature oriented", agricultural, whatever make good trainers as they communicate together. They learned to know each other and anticipate reponses or certainly use psychology on the other to get what they want! Dogs certainly do! Cats too of course! Etc.

Me have always fought each other and as the world has run out of room for population expansion we will be compelled to again. And again. Perhaps laws of nature. Mountains, rivers, icebergs and glaciers all ebb and flow. Moons, suns. I guess the aliens are fighting somewhere out there. I guess being cruel is part of the hunter's mental fibers. Agression must be primordially linked to humor. Stress relief. The Apeman laughs? My dog messes with me and smiles!

We like ridiculous situations. Silliness is a play on the monotonous theme of regularity. The unexpected rouses us up. My dog knows this and I know my dog well and she even mocks me. We certainly mock our fellow humans. And the dog seems bright enough to realize this. I wonder how smart they are?

I have always wondered what goes through the mind of an elephant. They certainly didn't get a good break recently. Does anyone else cringe when they watch circus elephants forced to entertain us. Zoo slaves. Well, I am not sure what kind of zoo a traveling circus would be. I am not sure if living at the zoo even would be anything like living as they were long ago when the world was not sold as an economic commodity. Mountains as minerals and metals and wood and coal. Those will be plundered soon and then what will we do in 100 years? 1000 years? 10 years or even next year. Mother Earth was replaced with the god of stewardship. Ours for the plunder. Money and gold and mansions like palaces. 200 300 400 maybe 500 foot trees centuries and millenia old are mostly gone and at a swift pace the last hundred years. I wonder what a newly discovered continent would look like in 10 years?

And to think that all those animals will eventually no longer have homes and there will be billions more of us all over the place. I wonder what food will cost then or next year?

We seem to certainly seem to live in more vulgar an mean-spirited times. Hateful chimpanzee cousins of sorts. I bet we are emotionally not much more evolved. Our great intelligence, (well not ours of course) but of us overall and are we where we should be? We will certainly kill en masse as necessary.

I kinda feel sorry for these rich fucks for having the paparazzi following them. All the dirty details that really aren't our business and don't we have something better to do? But it's fun though aint it?!!!! Nasty chattering monkey grandchildren!

Sue, don't take anything here seriously it's sort of like verbal darts in the dark.
I would never say anything like that to anyone nor would most people. It's all ugly fun laced with preconception and prejudice and prehistoric (caveman like) prattle.

I want to fuck her ass.....really realy slooooow......

i want to sodomize her

Well thanks for the info. and the advice Bad M. I usually don't take any of these comments too seriously, and am generally a light hearted person. I do appreciate your support, and I've always felt that most human beings are good people. It's just that sometimes we get a little naughty. Sometimes I also feel sorry for the celebs, but they should know by now that it's a part of the lifestyle that they chose. It only get's really bad when celebs are in danger just because some stupo pap wants to get that money shot.

anyone else think she's gay?

have you EVER seen her with a guy? have you ever heard of her having a boyfriend? have you heard her talk? have you seen her move? she's definitely a lesbian.

so much controversy over bikini pics, i agree with SueMe, we rarely see Alicia in bikini but it looks decent on her, she's pretty but her body could use a little toning but it isn't bad looking, hey it looks real looking :)
A plus for effort

Yesh exactly Jose...while here body isn't perfectly in shape, it sure is far from a nasty body. Otherwise she wouldn't be able to fit into that bikini.

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