Nov 28 2008Winona Ryder crime spree continues?
What did Winona Ryder have to be grateful about this Thanksgiving? Probably the fact that her celebrity status allows her to get high out of her mind on goofballs, swipe whatever she wants and pretty much walk away from it all without legal repercussions. Fresh from her Xanax-fueled airplane collapse last week, Ryder, who has a history of "forgetting" to pay for things, apparently got a sweet, sweet discount on $125,000 worth of diamond jewelry over the weekend. The New York Post reports:
Sticky-fingered actress Winona Ryder mysteriously lost a diamond-encrusted bracelet and ring worth more than $125,000, according to a published report.
Ryder told Bulgari jewelers that she misplaced their gems, which had been out on loan, after wearing them at a Marie Claire bash in Madrid on Sunday, according to the French celebrity-news magazine Voici.
The "Girl, Interrupted" star - convicted in 2002 of shoplifting in Beverly Hills - claimed she lost the precious stones after handing them in an envelope to her hotel's front desk for safe keeping.
But Voici reported no hotel surveillance cameras captured Ryder giving the jewels to front-desk personnel.
Bulgari has asked police in Madrid to investigate, according to Voici.
A representative for the actress did not return phone and e-mail messages seeking comment last night.
A US-based spokeswoman for the famed Italian jeweler confirmed that the company had loaned gems to Marie Claire magazine for event organizers to then lend to celebrity partygoers.
The Bulgari representative declined to discuss Ryder or say whether any jewels were missing.
Gotta love the Hollywood-size sense of entitlement at work here. But if Winona really wants to stay fresh and vital as an artist, she needs to expand her repertoire. It would be nice to see Ryder in a bowler hat and fake mustache out on the Atlantic City boardwalk, bilking naive passersby with a Three Card Monte scam. Or a mass e-mail offering to share her vast family fortune, if you'll just provide your bank-account information so she can transfer the money out of her war-torn region of Beverly Hills. Come on, Winona; put on your thinking cap! Or pop a few Oxy-Contins. Same difference.

Reader Comments
1. jab - November 28, 2008 12:57 PM
always disliked this skanky ho
2. DK - November 28, 2008 12:59 PM
3
3. crabby old guy - November 28, 2008 1:06 PM
Too bad that her dad forgot to pull out in time. This absent-mindedness thing must run in her family. Maybe a few years in prison will help her focus a little better, huh?
4. b - November 28, 2008 1:06 PM
id bust a nut on her face.
5. ADIDAS - November 28, 2008 1:07 PM
It's a big surprise that she has joined ***INTERRACIALLOVING.COM***, You may wanna check it out!
6. Rough Daddy - November 28, 2008 1:18 PM
No wonder Johnny depp was trashing Hotel rooms back in the days,,,he probably was looking for his missing wallet...this girl might be a bigger fraud than "ADIDDAS"
7. Fleur - November 28, 2008 1:35 PM
Fish - I believe you mean "bowler" hat. Not sure what a bowling hat is but it's probably just as shady...
8. b - November 28, 2008 1:40 PM
imagine how many fat, white trash skanks are on that site. Chicks that Fuck black guys are GROSS. Id rather beat than sleep with tainted meat.
9. b - November 28, 2008 1:42 PM
once you go black, we wont take you back!!
10. UNWASHEDMASSES - November 28, 2008 1:52 PM
She used to be cute back in the day. Now she looks like an extra-Jewy Tina Fey.
11. b - November 28, 2008 1:56 PM
number 10 has mad rhymin skills
12. Vince Lombardi - November 28, 2008 2:03 PM
At age 37, she's not even relevant. I was interested in her 10 years ago. Call me if she poses nude somewhere.
13. What? - November 28, 2008 2:16 PM
Who wrote this post? Doesn't have the style or nearly the wit of the usual superficial writer.
14. el ces - November 28, 2008 2:36 PM
Heh, she looks good.
Haven't seen her for a while.
Maybe she could grow her hair out.
It looked good in Bram Stoker's Dracula.
15. Shelby - November 28, 2008 2:47 PM
"Misplaced" aka melted into something unrecognizable
16. verga - November 28, 2008 2:52 PM
i agree with number ten she just looks like a typical old jew-face, totally hideous
17. Randal - November 28, 2008 2:57 PM
Why you need to steal things Winona is beyond me. You've made your millions in great movies such as Alien: Resurrection, Girl Interrupted and even Edward Scissorhands, the latter my personal favorite!
Folks probably think you went and stole the goods because they're so jealous of your success from the past, present and soon to be future. You'll shine like a super nova in the next Star Trek. Can't wait!
Randal
18. Balls McCoy - November 28, 2008 3:10 PM
The only thing Winona stole is my heart (hey oh aaaawwwwww)
Actually Actually Actually.
19. Daughter - November 28, 2008 3:27 PM
will it ever end??? will she ever go back to just slightly morbid and eerily charming at the same time??
20. Mr. Krinkle - November 28, 2008 3:41 PM
Didn't we already have a "Bad Girl of the Day" in Elizabeth Hurley? Is this all we are going to get on here anymore?
21. crazylady - November 28, 2008 3:42 PM
In pic #2 she looks FUCKING SCARY!!! If she's a method actor, someone needs to tell her filming for Girl, Interrupted is OVER!!!
22. Aja - November 28, 2008 3:46 PM
# 10 and 16 are ugly people
23. Klaus - November 28, 2008 3:53 PM
#22 is a jew.
24. Aja - November 28, 2008 4:16 PM
No I am not a Jew. I just find your hatred sickening.
25. Lola - November 28, 2008 4:19 PM
She looks so nervous in those photos, like she's hiding something.
26. kate - November 28, 2008 4:32 PM
i'm surprised the bulgari people even bothered investigating since they take out huge insurance policies on that shit. they probably made some profit on the missing jewels.
27. Sheva - November 28, 2008 4:37 PM
The best part of the story on the missing $125K jewelry is that this skank of an actress claimed to put it in an envelope and give it to the hotel staff in the lobby for safekeeping and the hotel video proves she didn't do so.
She's trying to pawn off her theft on the hotel and they got her pwned which is absolutely awesome.
Greedy biyatch.
28. Matthew - November 28, 2008 4:41 PM
all I can say is she is fing weird
29. Ted from LA - November 28, 2008 5:08 PM
I wish I would have married her. Wouldn't it be great to be married to a woman who would steal shit for you all the time?
30. Juli MacLean - November 28, 2008 5:25 PM
Xanax + alcohol = amnesia. No wonder she forgets to pay for things. Why any moron who would loan anything to this irresponsible washed up actor is beyond my comprehension.
31. Klaus - November 28, 2008 5:40 PM
#22 you are too a jew stop denying it. It's ok. Just settle down we still love you.
32. Insatiable Peter - November 28, 2008 5:51 PM
The fuck? Winona Ryder? Really?
33. dew - November 28, 2008 5:52 PM
1st thought: Chicken Lady
34. Boston Girl - November 28, 2008 6:25 PM
She is not pretty in person.. she has blue veins Popping out of her cheeks and she was in much need of a bath when I spied the wee imp putting things.. er well lets just say she is a tiny little thieving gnome!
35. sexy_gary_69 - November 28, 2008 6:42 PM
i thought the same thing as 13. this is perez hilton kind of wit, not the fish.
36. baby jane - November 28, 2008 6:42 PM
HA HA HA! winona forever! if you can get away with it, why not? i've heard alot of rumours that she got heavily into prescription meds after she injured herself falling off a horse during BOYS and her love life after matt damon and dave pirner went south . & didn't she date Bright Eyes? anyway , i love her, can't wait for teh new Star Trek if she's in it, and i truly hope she isn't hooked on narcs and tranqs- if this is so, she genuinely could have lost the jewels & just is extremely embarrased about it--hope they turn up, noni!
37. Max Planck - November 28, 2008 7:11 PM
I thought they got stuff wholesale
38. Rough Daddy - November 28, 2008 7:28 PM
I think its a fetish for her!,,,did the authories check her panties for cream?
39. WTF - November 28, 2008 7:35 PM
What have you done with the real Fish, you bastards!
40. Aja - November 28, 2008 8:35 PM
I was angry earlier, and I was trying to censor people. I shouldn't have been. I feel a lot better now. I just made a lot of cash (A whole $60 !!!) by starring in a Mexican donkey show. Then I made another whole $20 by pulling a train of winos and AIDs infected crackheads in a dumpster.
I'm a lot calmer now. Would anybody like to hose me down with piss and then shit in my mouth? Let's negotiate; I'm cheap (but not free)!
Aja
41. hollywood_hillbilly - November 28, 2008 8:35 PM
Isn't that your fetish douchie? But they usually blow their cream all over your face. Then you use your panties to wipe it off, and give yourself a dirty sanchez while you retreat to your bathroom stall to weep silently.
42. Klaus - November 28, 2008 8:46 PM
I's apologize for earlier. Time to give my momma one of our special ' hugs'
Cumming Momma.
43. Aja - November 28, 2008 8:48 PM
Yar har. It's funny, people with no lives.
44. Rough Daddy - November 28, 2008 8:59 PM
Youre referring to me backwood boy? tell me anything ive type you find douchie...are you aware of how ignorant you come off?
45. Balls McCoy - November 28, 2008 9:04 PM
Aja, I was going to accuse you of being 5-star considering you have the same lack of a sense of humor as he/she does...actually. Actually. Actually. But then again you didn't actually accuse me of actually using your actual screen name actually so I'm sure you are you're own fuddy-dunny.
But when you actually come on to a site, and tell people they're not funny, you get what you actually deserve actually.
And as for fake Aja...(aka Danklin24) he's does a good imitation of you, both of you are lame.
46. Rough Daddy - November 28, 2008 9:05 PM
btw backwood boy you cant be me, no matter how outrageous you try to be...
47. hollywood_hillbilly - November 28, 2008 9:39 PM
Douchie, everything you type, including your name, is douchie. Hence, douchie. Maybe its all the penises slamming your head against the back of the stall, but if someone was ignorant, why would your expect them to be aware?
48. tree - November 28, 2008 9:44 PM
Nasty ugly jewish girl. Has big saggy boobs and nothing else going for her.
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49. kathie! - November 28, 2008 9:44 PM
This explains why she fainted the other day on that plane. All her body cavities are filled with stolen items. She must get stressed to the point of exhaustion of potentially being found out.
50. Rough Daddy - November 28, 2008 9:45 PM
Backwood boy? you are one stupid mother fucker ill tell you...
youre like the last piece of turd you keep flushing down the toilet but keep coming back up...
51. Rough Daddy - November 28, 2008 9:48 PM
Backwood boy? youve never been accused of being original have you? every other word on this site is the word "douche", which you probably have more in common with...
52. hollywood_hillbilly - November 28, 2008 10:22 PM
Well, originally I referred to you as rough douchie, then I shortened it to douchie. Although I guess I could call you d.baggy. I dunno, d.baggy, rough daddy, yeah that kinda works.
53. Rough Daddy - November 28, 2008 10:26 PM
youre like a one trick pony boy! im wasting my time here...I like even the moniker "rough daddy" makes you feel small! it really gives insight what kind of sad fuck you really are...
54. Rough Daddy - November 28, 2008 10:33 PM
Backwood boy? i know you would love for me to stay here a play with you? but i have a table and guests waiting for me in the city! so i wont reply to your nonsense...ill be here tomorrow ...btw youre the only guy i know on this site if i tell them to go screw themself youll do it,,,
55. F-Obama - November 28, 2008 11:38 PM
She looks like Liza Minnelli. Just as old too.
56. hollywood_hillbilly - November 28, 2008 11:50 PM
Douchie, you are making no sense. This must be the time of the night when you ingest large amounts of robitussin and benzo's in hopes of forgetting the long night of gagging on penis and tossing salad. Still, you have an appointment under a table, wouldn't do to keep the customers, I mean guests, waiting.
57. Knee Ya Ha Ha - November 28, 2008 11:51 PM
Knee Ya Ha Ha : Gr8 points all 'hollywood-hillbilly & Rough Father.'''
You both seem like real 'intellectual.'
So. By the way. Inside job ? Having any problems with 'free fall collapse speed', molten metal in the ruins, stand down of NORAD - u know. That type of thing ?
58. joss - November 28, 2008 11:58 PM
who is writing these "bad girl" things? they don't sound the same as the rest of the site at all. i think i hate them.
59. Knee Ya Ha Ha - November 29, 2008 12:28 AM
So.
My friend 'Frank' from 16th floor come over. And we have... a little bit of popcorn.
For a while we discuss how Jackie Chan could have easily played the 'Edward Murphy' character in Beverly Hills Cop. ('Frank' watch a lot of TV and he know a lot of movie.) Then he say
'Frank' from 16trh floor' : Knee. Let's us use the pirate satellite for that Mary Tyler Moore show. I can never get enough of that Ted Baxter.
Knee Ya Ha Ha : Oh Ok . ( So, we watch show and I personwooly wonder how any of these pea-pole ever got acting work. Wasn't that Cloris Leachman a dancer ?)
(Not that we've seen the show.)
'Frank' from 16th Floor : And how about that Lou Grant ? Click that link thingie at the top Knee. 'Oh. Mr Grant' !!!
Knee Ya Ha Ha : So. Ok. Lou Grant. What you twying to say here exactwee ? Inside job ?
60. ASF - November 29, 2008 2:57 AM
Have seen many beautiful girls on ***INTERRACIALLOVING.COM***, the place where hot and SEXY singles are together, meeting new friends and making dates. You may wanna check it out! LOL
61. gerard Vandenberg - November 29, 2008 3:20 AM
Is there something to "LEND" for her?
62. venomhed - November 29, 2008 3:52 AM
She's cute? This girl looks like a young Liza Minelli, and what a dog she is.
yuck. More of those artsy girl types which are frankly repulsive.
63. Rough Daddy - November 29, 2008 4:00 AM
By the way. The person who did the stunt on the article about Liz Hurley...Genius.
64. billabong021 - November 29, 2008 9:10 AM
Hmm, she's kinda got that crazy look in her eyes again...
65. Rough Daddy - November 29, 2008 9:30 AM
I knew the human parasite would keep on rambling after i was gone!
57 and 63 are the true intellects of the superficial!
66. jay - November 29, 2008 9:46 AM
The sooner her celebrity status wears off, the sooner she will have to do ass-to-mouth for the porn industry in order to make ends meet.
67. PosmortemG - November 29, 2008 3:01 PM
This lady has problems. I remember when she was way cute [ Circa Bram Stoker's Dracula ].
68. ryan - November 29, 2008 5:11 PM
ho.
69. Aja - November 29, 2008 6:35 PM
45 is a social retard
70. lidiya - November 29, 2008 7:50 PM
even if she did steal them, doesn't she have to pay for them if they are lost? and if they are worth that much, aren't they insured, so who cares? the diamond company who says something is "worth" $125,000 wins, in this case.
71. grammar - November 29, 2008 9:11 PM
"But if Winona really wants to stay fresh and vital as an artists, she needs to expand her repertoire."
...an artist...
72. The Laughing G-D - November 30, 2008 1:23 AM
Winona Ryder = Cat Woman
73. i'd.still.do.her(again) - December 2, 2008 9:36 AM
Felony hot.
74. i'd.still.do.her(again) - December 2, 2008 9:36 AM
Felony hot.
75. Surina - December 2, 2008 12:54 PM
Haha! No. 64 made me laugh really stupidly.