Nov 29 2008Weston Coppola Cage totally doesn't need his last name to get chicks, no way
Nicolas Cage posed for this family photo in Vienna, Austria today with his wife Alice Kim and son Weston Coppola Cage. Weston brought his girlfriend along who I really want to believe isn't jockeying for that sweet Ghost Rider dough. Maybe she simply digs dudes who think dead fetuses make kickass necklaces. Who knows? Then again, she did just score a free trip to Vienna with Nathan Explosion here, so yeah....
NOTE: I'm getting axed in the face tonight, aren't I? Sweet.

Reader Comments
1. firrrrrrst nigga - November 29, 2008 5:57 PM
yeah you're jealous :)
2. The Master - November 29, 2008 6:00 PM
SECOND BIZITCHS
3. The Master - November 29, 2008 6:02 PM
Nick, tie your shoe. And your son looks like a future serial killer.
4. Sher - November 29, 2008 6:09 PM
Ew Nicholas Cage is gross.
5. Monkey Poo - November 29, 2008 6:13 PM
#3
Future? I think he's already there.
6. Monkey Poo - November 29, 2008 6:16 PM
It's good to see that Lucy Liu has started eating again. What's she doing with the star of The Wicker Man?
7. kahlee - November 29, 2008 6:16 PM
Oh come on, shes no oil painting herself. They look quite well matched to me. Just an average looking couple (with terrible hair).
8. Randal - November 29, 2008 6:17 PM
Weston has a strong gaze, much like the strong silent type in many movies of the past and present. The long, glistening and healthy looking black hair is certainly a Pantene Pro-V hair solution that would go well with a medieval role.
I see a father and son movie in the future.
Randal
9. sharan - November 29, 2008 6:22 PM
that's his wife of a couple of years.
10. sharan - November 29, 2008 6:22 PM
that's his wife of a couple of years.
11. sharan - November 29, 2008 6:23 PM
that's his wife of a couple of years.
12. gupster - November 29, 2008 6:23 PM
nathan explosion is waaaay more brutal than some dude who brushes his hair the same way marsha brady does. "97... 98... 99... 100! now the other side!"
13. missy - November 29, 2008 6:33 PM
wow are we goth enough there buddy?
14. CaptainMorgan - November 29, 2008 6:44 PM
That's an Alberto V05 Hot Oil Treatment poster boy if I ever saw one.
Since when did Nic Cage start shopping at Marks & Spencer? ( It's a GAY emporium which stocks clothing for 'continental turd burglars and nob gobblers...so I've been told. )
15. xanadouche@live.com - November 29, 2008 6:44 PM
LOL @ "Nathan Explosion."
Sweet ref, Superfish.
16. your mom - November 29, 2008 6:44 PM
#12
marry me.
17. Boris - November 29, 2008 6:46 PM
Little Nathan Explosion needs to re-touch his roots.
18. Ronov - November 29, 2008 6:46 PM
Weston is hot!
19. woodhorse - November 29, 2008 7:23 PM
Darwinism: 1 , Christianity: 0
20. okgoodanswer - November 29, 2008 7:25 PM
wow, i'd like to know what shampoo/hair treatments that dude is using. That is a really fantastic head of hair!
21. Rough Daddy - November 29, 2008 7:54 PM
Oh cage is into the yellow Gashish too huh? hmmm
22. patrickridyard@yahoo.com - November 29, 2008 8:13 PM
#16 marry me to o.x.. p.s.your moms hahaha
23. humpin frog - November 29, 2008 8:14 PM
Where's Lurch and the "Hand"? Can't a butler and five knuckles get a break now and then, too?
24. Barry McCockener - November 29, 2008 8:45 PM
NATHAN FUCKING EXPLOSION! BWAHAHAHAHAH!!
+1,000,000,000
25. phonecard - November 29, 2008 9:18 PM
I like how Jr. Is standing forward of daddy so they look the same height. His feet look huge. Like size 13 or so...
26. Marcheline - November 29, 2008 9:35 PM
Nic's son looks HOT. He should lose that washed out bleach-head and get an equally hot, black-haired goth chick (Dita Von Teese might be single)...
- M
27. Kodiak Bear - November 29, 2008 9:37 PM
Nicholas Cage is such an annoying, ugly fuck
28. Spoonman - November 29, 2008 9:55 PM
I don't follow Nathan Explosion that much (or, to be honest, not at all, because he is awful), but I don't think that that kid was a mix of Explosion plus Asian wife. Can't imagine a short Asian girl makes a creepy kid who doesn't look Asian, and has 50 lbs on the dad.
29. rawr - November 29, 2008 10:14 PM
R u on crack? his son is gorgeous...u kno u jst jelous of his perfect hair.
30. rawr - November 29, 2008 10:14 PM
R u on crack? his son is gorgeous...u kno u jst jelous of his hair cuz u bald.
31. Kelly - November 29, 2008 10:20 PM
It's probably just the lighting in the picture but look at the young girl's legs..they're 2 different shades. HeeHee. And da-yum that boy's feet are huge.
32. Grizzlies - November 29, 2008 10:27 PM
Does the chick on the right have a prosthetic limb?
33. yawn - November 29, 2008 10:28 PM
HAHA u kno wut big feet mean!!?;)
34. KIDS - November 29, 2008 10:46 PM
Have seen many beautiful girls on ***INTERRACIALLOVING.COM***, the place where hot and SEXY singles are together, meeting new friends and making dates. You may wanna check it out! LOL
35. fj - November 30, 2008 12:17 AM
awkward picture.. the son would look better if he cut his hair
36. Mack Michaels - November 30, 2008 12:26 AM
Wonder how much of the son's persona is real. Probably a whiny little girl behind all that manly make-up.
37. My Dogz Haz Fleaz - November 30, 2008 12:29 AM
Wow, Cher's really beefed up something fierce.
38. Balls McCoy - November 30, 2008 12:48 AM
Weston Coppola Cage is yet another reason Dr. Frankenstein's license should be revoked.
39. Balls McCoy - November 30, 2008 12:55 AM
Runner up: Weston routinely calls his dad "Grandpa" and his girlfriend "Lilly".
40. godless guru - November 30, 2008 1:07 AM
"Darwinism: 1 , Christianity: 0"
LMAO! Yes, that score is true. For the evening.
For the year:
Darwinism: 693,721 , Christianity: 0
41. tc - November 30, 2008 1:20 AM
Nick Cage.
I like what he's done with his hair.
42. Weston - November 30, 2008 1:25 AM
With daddys money anything is possible! So stop saying that barmaids and strippers are outta my league! I can afford them with daddys money! So there!!!
43. joey joejoe - November 30, 2008 2:44 AM
daddys money + no talent = douche
44. jee - November 30, 2008 3:09 AM
#27You're fuckin annoying yourself,shut your dirty mouth fuckin slut
45. blah - November 30, 2008 4:58 AM
seriously....what the fuck is wrong with her legs??
they are two different colors!!!!!!!!!!
46. gerard Vandenberg - November 30, 2008 5:04 AM
KILL 'EM ALL, folks!!
47. dew - November 30, 2008 8:54 AM
I think the son might be pretty attractive if it wasn't for his hair, but at least it's clean, so whatever. I'm sure he'll cut it eventually. Both their pants are too long, the bunched bottoms makes them look short-legged.
48. jzz - November 30, 2008 9:13 AM
Nicholas Cage = Franken fuck
49. Moleandwart - November 30, 2008 9:28 AM
Coming from a womans prospecive, I would say she's after the money.
50. SERP - November 30, 2008 9:29 AM
Weston and his GF looks like beauty and the beast
51. jthompson - November 30, 2008 9:31 AM
The guys down right ugly. Gotta be the money
52. yup - November 30, 2008 10:54 AM
@ 33
DUH - big socks.
53. Leila - November 30, 2008 11:22 AM
The blond one seems to be a ladyboy who forgot the nosejob and to retouch his hair.
54. Bobbi Jo - November 30, 2008 12:19 PM
cage's shoe is untied
55. denise - November 30, 2008 12:33 PM
The Munsters 2008
56. giz - November 30, 2008 1:09 PM
lol nathan explosion
57. SweetJenni - November 30, 2008 2:01 PM
NATHAN EXPLOSION!!!
I thought the same thing!! Awww... sexy!!!
58. Lorac - November 30, 2008 2:27 PM
I think he'd be hot if he cut his hair.
I wonder why he hides behind it?
59. justifiable - November 30, 2008 4:27 PM
#28 Here's a really radical concept for ya - just because Cage has a wife it doesn't mean she's his son's mother. So no, he isn't a half-Asian production because Christina Fulton is his mother - and ironically she's one of the few women Cage hasn't married.
60. PettyPape - November 30, 2008 5:32 PM
gupster- LOVE the Marcia reference, except she definitely does "998, 999, 1,000" on both sides.
61. sharpie - November 30, 2008 8:31 PM
where the fuck is tokie?
62. tony - November 30, 2008 8:57 PM
what is wrong with her left leg?
is he really a mccartney?
63. duh - November 30, 2008 9:49 PM
Look at the size of Plaxico Burress's feet! Duh. And pretty eyes! I'd do him! Stzzzzz!! =)~~~~~~~~~
64. Help me - November 30, 2008 9:58 PM
The picture of this Family...is definitely...the Ugliest Family that I Have Ever Seen in my ENTIRE LIFE!
65. rich - December 1, 2008 12:55 AM
Thats not his kid, thats Glenn Danzig!
66. berlitz - December 1, 2008 1:14 AM
enjoy the money alice.
67. Shannon - December 1, 2008 2:20 AM
His son's pretty hot, he just needs a damn haircut.
68. Don Knotts - December 1, 2008 2:51 AM
Is Weston wearing black swim-fins?
69. Annicka - December 1, 2008 12:06 PM
Haha, i thought he looked like Nathan too when I first saw him. And he sings in a death metal band, no joke.
70. meknow - December 1, 2008 5:03 PM
Which is creepier? The no talent butthole " actor" on the left or the goth pasty loser butthole on the right?
71. TheRage - December 1, 2008 8:15 PM
i smiled when i read the Nathan Explosion line, because no matter if he is brutal or not, the kid has a likeness!
72. Alexandra - December 2, 2008 11:08 AM
Oh please, Weston is a hottie. His features are striking... someone isn't ugly just because they dare to do something different.
73. Ashlee - December 4, 2008 2:32 PM
His girlfriend is a model, she has a website too... I think they look cute together, opposites attract.
74. James - December 7, 2008 8:28 PM
haha nathan explosion
75. Jennifer Tausen - December 9, 2008 1:41 AM
weston and his girl look good together, way better then his father and his wife does. they dont match well.
76. Jennifer Tausen - December 9, 2008 1:42 AM
weston and his girl look good together, way better then his father and his wife does. they dont match well.
77. Herby - December 13, 2008 6:19 AM
more an better pics of Nicolas Cage in Vienna here:
http://www.diskothek.at/foto/showpre.php?se=9306&pic=1
and here:
http://www.diskothek.at/foto/showpre.php?se=9344&pic=1