Nov 29 2008Weston Coppola Cage totally doesn't need his last name to get chicks, no way

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Nicolas Cage posed for this family photo in Vienna, Austria today with his wife Alice Kim and son Weston Coppola Cage. Weston brought his girlfriend along who I really want to believe isn't jockeying for that sweet Ghost Rider dough. Maybe she simply digs dudes who think dead fetuses make kickass necklaces. Who knows? Then again, she did just score a free trip to Vienna with Nathan Explosion here, so yeah....

NOTE: I'm getting axed in the face tonight, aren't I? Sweet.


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yeah you're jealous :)

SECOND BIZITCHS

Nick, tie your shoe. And your son looks like a future serial killer.

Ew Nicholas Cage is gross.

#3
Future? I think he's already there.

It's good to see that Lucy Liu has started eating again. What's she doing with the star of The Wicker Man?

Oh come on, shes no oil painting herself. They look quite well matched to me. Just an average looking couple (with terrible hair).

Weston has a strong gaze, much like the strong silent type in many movies of the past and present. The long, glistening and healthy looking black hair is certainly a Pantene Pro-V hair solution that would go well with a medieval role.

I see a father and son movie in the future.

Randal

that's his wife of a couple of years.

that's his wife of a couple of years.

that's his wife of a couple of years.

nathan explosion is waaaay more brutal than some dude who brushes his hair the same way marsha brady does. "97... 98... 99... 100! now the other side!"

wow are we goth enough there buddy?

That's an Alberto V05 Hot Oil Treatment poster boy if I ever saw one.

Since when did Nic Cage start shopping at Marks & Spencer? ( It's a GAY emporium which stocks clothing for 'continental turd burglars and nob gobblers...so I've been told. )

LOL @ "Nathan Explosion."

Sweet ref, Superfish.

#12

marry me.

Little Nathan Explosion needs to re-touch his roots.

Weston is hot!

Darwinism: 1 , Christianity: 0

wow, i'd like to know what shampoo/hair treatments that dude is using. That is a really fantastic head of hair!

Oh cage is into the yellow Gashish too huh? hmmm

#16 marry me to o.x.. p.s.your moms hahaha

Where's Lurch and the "Hand"? Can't a butler and five knuckles get a break now and then, too?

NATHAN FUCKING EXPLOSION! BWAHAHAHAHAH!!

+1,000,000,000

I like how Jr. Is standing forward of daddy so they look the same height. His feet look huge. Like size 13 or so...

Nic's son looks HOT. He should lose that washed out bleach-head and get an equally hot, black-haired goth chick (Dita Von Teese might be single)...

- M

Nicholas Cage is such an annoying, ugly fuck

I don't follow Nathan Explosion that much (or, to be honest, not at all, because he is awful), but I don't think that that kid was a mix of Explosion plus Asian wife. Can't imagine a short Asian girl makes a creepy kid who doesn't look Asian, and has 50 lbs on the dad.

R u on crack? his son is gorgeous...u kno u jst jelous of his perfect hair.

R u on crack? his son is gorgeous...u kno u jst jelous of his hair cuz u bald.

It's probably just the lighting in the picture but look at the young girl's legs..they're 2 different shades. HeeHee. And da-yum that boy's feet are huge.

Does the chick on the right have a prosthetic limb?

HAHA u kno wut big feet mean!!?;)

Have seen many beautiful girls on ***INTERRACIALLOVING.COM***, the place where hot and SEXY singles are together, meeting new friends and making dates. You may wanna check it out! LOL

awkward picture.. the son would look better if he cut his hair

Wonder how much of the son's persona is real. Probably a whiny little girl behind all that manly make-up.

Wow, Cher's really beefed up something fierce.

Weston Coppola Cage is yet another reason Dr. Frankenstein's license should be revoked.

Runner up: Weston routinely calls his dad "Grandpa" and his girlfriend "Lilly".

"Darwinism: 1 , Christianity: 0"

LMAO! Yes, that score is true. For the evening.

For the year:
Darwinism: 693,721 , Christianity: 0

Nick Cage.

I like what he's done with his hair.

With daddys money anything is possible! So stop saying that barmaids and strippers are outta my league! I can afford them with daddys money! So there!!!

daddys money + no talent = douche

#27You're fuckin annoying yourself,shut your dirty mouth fuckin slut

seriously....what the fuck is wrong with her legs??

they are two different colors!!!!!!!!!!

KILL 'EM ALL, folks!!

I think the son might be pretty attractive if it wasn't for his hair, but at least it's clean, so whatever. I'm sure he'll cut it eventually. Both their pants are too long, the bunched bottoms makes them look short-legged.

Nicholas Cage = Franken fuck

Coming from a womans prospecive, I would say she's after the money.

Weston and his GF looks like beauty and the beast

The guys down right ugly. Gotta be the money

@ 33

DUH - big socks.

The blond one seems to be a ladyboy who forgot the nosejob and to retouch his hair.

cage's shoe is untied

The Munsters 2008

lol nathan explosion

NATHAN EXPLOSION!!!
I thought the same thing!! Awww... sexy!!!

I think he'd be hot if he cut his hair.

I wonder why he hides behind it?

#28 Here's a really radical concept for ya - just because Cage has a wife it doesn't mean she's his son's mother. So no, he isn't a half-Asian production because Christina Fulton is his mother - and ironically she's one of the few women Cage hasn't married.

gupster- LOVE the Marcia reference, except she definitely does "998, 999, 1,000" on both sides.

where the fuck is tokie?

what is wrong with her left leg?
is he really a mccartney?

Look at the size of Plaxico Burress's feet! Duh. And pretty eyes! I'd do him! Stzzzzz!! =)~~~~~~~~~

The picture of this Family...is definitely...the Ugliest Family that I Have Ever Seen in my ENTIRE LIFE!

Thats not his kid, thats Glenn Danzig!

enjoy the money alice.

His son's pretty hot, he just needs a damn haircut.

Is Weston wearing black swim-fins?

Haha, i thought he looked like Nathan too when I first saw him. And he sings in a death metal band, no joke.

Which is creepier? The no talent butthole " actor" on the left or the goth pasty loser butthole on the right?

i smiled when i read the Nathan Explosion line, because no matter if he is brutal or not, the kid has a likeness!

Oh please, Weston is a hottie. His features are striking... someone isn't ugly just because they dare to do something different.

His girlfriend is a model, she has a website too... I think they look cute together, opposites attract.

haha nathan explosion

weston and his girl look good together, way better then his father and his wife does. they dont match well.

weston and his girl look good together, way better then his father and his wife does. they dont match well.

more an better pics of Nicolas Cage in Vienna here:

http://www.diskothek.at/foto/showpre.php?se=9306&pic=1

and here:

http://www.diskothek.at/foto/showpre.php?se=9344&pic=1

Nick Cage is the man. Just look at the woman he's with.

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