Nov 4 2008Vida Guerra in a bikini will distract you while I vote

Former FHM model Vida Guerra hit the beach yesterday and, yeah, you got me; I'm posting these so I can head off to the voting booth. But don't worry, I'll be back shortly. In the meantime, I expect a deep, intellectual discussion on the aesthetic properties of Ms. Guerra's large Cuban posterior. (Show your work.) Now, if you'll excuse me, I have an apparently secret Muslim to elect.* To the polls!

*Best endorsement EVER!

EDIT: Bumped Vida up to the top for obvious reasons. - Namely I'm voting twice! MUHAHAHA! I kid, folks, she's in a bikini. 'Nuff said.

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Butt!!!

That'll do.

I am waaay better looking than her, AND I'm nothing extraordinary, so I dont know wat all the fuss is about

Less than average face, flabby ass, fake boobs. Without the professional make up and air brushing, she'd be just another girl in West L.A..

not sure who this is, BUT I like her ass

YES!!! I AM 100% BEHIND THAT BEHIND... SCREW MCCAIN AND OBAMA, VOTE VIDA'S ASS!!!!

Yay! You're voting for Barack!! That makes me happy!! YES WE CAN!

not sure who this is, BUT I like her ass

VirgoDoll.... Understand something...

1. She is in a bikini
2. She is attractive
3. Men are going to look
4. I am sure that we would ogle you as well

Umm, from all that I have heard, for an ass to be spectacular, the cheeks shouldn't be touching. It looks like she is smuggling in a boat load of Cubans in there.

*obama isn't a muslim, he is a socialist which is WAY worse. Not all muslims are bad. But every socialist is bad. How did socialism help Russia or Ms. Guerra's Cuba?

ladies take note-see how there's little to no cellulite? yep. class dismissed.

HER A$$ ISNT BAD...THEY PHOTOSHOP HER SOO MUCH. HER FACE IS HIDEOUS.

@9, Oh I get enough of the ogling, but I don't have 1/10th her money, and apart from my neighbourhood, noone else knows me :-(

#11, i hope you're joking.
Look at some of her "regular" pics that are not posted in magazines. She has soo much cellulite, it's not funny.

#4 is righ on the money. That ass is FAT and when she is 40 she'll barely be able to fit into an airplane seat.

#10 - I don't expect you to stop after the landslide is completed today. But you do sound like a shrill old lady at this point.

#10, wait what? For an ass to be good, the ass cheeks should NOT touch? At all? Do you know what an ass looks like?

here's the link to her cellulite shoing booty: http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?p=610

It doesn't matter if the ass is not perfect. If a girl straps on a thong like this and puts it all out there for guys to appreciate, she'll have all the attention she wants. Men are very simple creatures. Well, straight men are, as you can tell by the "I'm jerkin it right now" comments that they're so eager to post to enrich our lives here. Gays grow up with all sorts of conflicts and hangups and neuroses, so they're the ones writing the detailed criticisms (all because, once again, they're the only guy who didn't get an erection from looking at the nude girl).

As President and Supreme Leader of the Socialist government of Cuba. I demand the immediate return of Vida Guerra to our country for the viewing benefit of the Cuban people!

Plus....I wanna hit that sooooooo bad!

YEAH!

I vote for T&A. The two things that make America great!

#10 - when you look in the mirror and see your cheeks touching, do you not see that boat load of shit in your mouth?

I like the ass cheeks, but she doesn't look as high quality as her photo shoots with air brushing!

#21, when I look in the mirror all I see is your wifes lips around my cock.

It will be good to see Barry Huessein in the white house. then after four years of worse economic times and seeing his administration flop around like a fish out of water because he has less experiance than Palin, I can say I told you so. And trust me, I will.

Butter Face.

#10 - it's true in the (your) gay community, a highly desirable trait is an ass that is always spread wide open. However, here we're talking about a girl. Unless the Village People had a song about girls in thongs, you'll be kinda lost on this topic.

i knew the superficial writer was gonna vote obama! yay for the "best endorsement EVER!"

@ 10 "*obama isn't a muslim, he is a socialist which is WAY worse. Not all muslims are bad. But every socialist is bad. How did socialism help Russia or Ms. Guerra's Cuba?"

theres nothing BAD about being a muslim. there are psychos in every religion and culture, and while you were probably trying to make a crack at the socialist aspect, there are better ways to word it.

Erik, how is your ass doing after the pounding it took last night? By the time I got to it, the 3 guys ahead of me made your ass kind of loose and flappy.

and as a side note.. yay for the obama vote superficial!! i hope your endorsemnt helps the undecided vote in baraks favor =)

"then after four years of worse economic times and seeing his administration flop around like a fish out of water"

yes, yes...how can Obama ever hope to approach the level of success of your boy, George W. Bush? All presidents are measured initially by the performance of their immediate predecessor. Obama has nothing to worry about.

no White people are gonna vote for the spook. They may tell the pollsters they are out of politcal correctness, but when they get behind the curtain, believe me, they are voting for McCain.

The only way the spook get's in will be through voter fraud.

Ted, you seem quite at home with the talk about guy's asses.

No offense, but that's just not my kinda party.

I think putting a picture of Vida Guerra then saying vote for a Secret Muslim is probably the best endorsement ever, Sad Grandpa tried it when he pulled Palin on as his VP but she never looked as good in a thong thanks Superficial writer!
GOBAMA.
ps thirty FIRST!

Speaking of loose, flappy asses, I don't care what Vida's ass does as long as it's gripping my cock tightly while I buttfuck her. Hers is the kind of ass made for long, hard assfucking scenes.

Can you guys STFU about the political comments? I love to see how "patriotic" #23 is... "Hey, someone other than my candidate might win, so I wish the country goes to shit and I can say I told you so" Grow the fuck up...
And the same goes to Democrats, so don't think I'm saying this because I must be a liberal tree hugging hippie.

Vida's ass gave me a boner.

Oh, I and voted for Palin/McCain. :^)

Isn't this girl a few pounds shy of Kim Kardashian? Minus the butt pads?

#30, Conservatives know that George W. was a failure as Pres. He did more to help illegal immagration than he did to solve it. Then the bailout which is not going to help (even though that fiasco can be tied to the Dem's). Not to mention he did not listen to the military leaders about Iraq.

McCain is a liberal in sheeps clothing. Obama is just scary with his steal from the rich and give to the poor mentality. For the first time in history, the media elected our President.

"They may tell the pollsters they are out of politcal correctness, but when they get behind the curtain, believe me, they are voting for McCain."

Ah yes, the so-called "Bradley Effect." An election in California with a black guy ahead in the polls who ended up losing. Hey, ya know what? On that ballot there was an initiative to outlaw personal ownership of guns. Conservatives came out in droves to make sure it didn't pass, and in the process voted for the Republican (who, of course, wasn't the black guy, because there are no non-white Republicans). So the black guy lost. See the connection to today's national presidential election? Me neither.

TK's tumor- It's impossible within the realm of known science and industry for Obama to fuck things up more than Bush/Cheney/Rumsfeld. Obama would literally have to be videotaped by Kim Jong-il while fucking irradiated chickens as all Americans roamed homelessly covered in measles and eating their own vomit for survival. I mean, the Republicans have set the bar so fucking low for healthcare, jobs, spending, war fuck-ups, and federal bureaucracy that it's impossible to limbo under it even if you're a double-jointed Cirque de Soliel freak. Put your hands in the air and step AWAY from the red Kool-Aid.

NotBlonde-HA!- Apparently the only ass he's seen is a flayed-open mandrill mound in estrus. I mean, his mom's.

Erik and Dork: BA HA HA!!!

I'm with #34. Oil that ass up and watch me destroy it.

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Yay for voting fish! And 10, you think a spectacular ass always has the butt cheaks spread open? Riiight. And by the way, anyone that thinks obama is a socialist is completely uneducated on the candidates and just looking for an excuse to justify a vote for the idiot duo mccain/palin. I'm just sayin

This election is not about who wins the White House. It's about who thinks Vida is the kind of girl who keeps her ass contantly lubed up for anal sex. I vote yes. From these pictures it looks like she slathers some waterproof lube on her hands and heads off the the ladies room so she can grease her cheeks in private. That's a girl who thinks ahead. I'm so proud of her.

Yay for voting fish! And 10, you think a spectacular ass always has the butt cheaks spread open? Riiight. And by the way, anyone that thinks obama is a socialist is completely uneducated on the candidates and just looking for an excuse to justify a vote for the idiot duo mccain/palin. I'm just sayin

I think it's kinda shitty that all men want to fuck the ass

Vida's beautiful back side woke up my cock

I heard that since the polls are so busy that the repub's are voting today and the democrats are voting tomorrow? Can anyone verify that? I don't think I can get off work in time to vote tomorrow.

This girls butt does look kind of big. Nice shape though.

"she got a BA-DUNK-A-DUNK,

"she got a BA-DUNK-A-DUNK, shit you can see dat thang from the front"

"TheMedia" (apparently there's only one thing) elected our president. Really? Because everybody saw that Obama ran a highly organized, disciplined, low-error campaign, complete with deep investment at the grass-roots level (including the get-out-the-vote effort today, which will swamp McCain's). By comparison, McCain did a message-of-the-day, all-over-the-map campaign with his VP contradicting him half the time, loose cannons shooting off their mouths (Phil Gramm saying there's no recession happening and America is a nation of whiners), and the candidate himself barely disguising how much he hates talking about detailed economic policy (vs. "fight fight fight FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!!"). Plus, Obama's base of supporters have been enthusiastic about him the whole way, while McCain has never had many true believers (Palin does, but hers don't trust McCain).

Great campaign vs. bad Bob-Dole-type campaign. Enthusiastic supporters vs. "I wish we had somebody different" supporters. A candidate able to speak knowledgeably about the current economic/financial crisis vs. one who can't wait to change the topic. One person who emphasizes working together vs. one who's only lively when he says "FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!" to a country absolutely sick of partisan fighting, not to mention endless resource-draining war.

Yeah, it was themedia. Sure.

Ted never said her butt cheeks needed to be spread open, just not touch. I just spent some quality time with a Victoria's Secret catalog and, their cheeks do not touch. I know we can all come together as a Nation and agree that VS models have the finest ass'.

WOW.

Do you think the Politico is arguing about T&A right now?

LMAO

i would hit it back to cuba, then dine on the backside with a nice chianti.

"Oh, I and voted for Palin/McCain. :^)"

ha ha ha ha ha...poor lil Johnny, thinking he could win a fight hiding behind mommy's skirt. McCain used to be a man - sometimes he was THE MAN - but jesuschristalmighty, did he ever get his shriveled balls chopped off by the (empty) Palin celebrity. And he caused it himself, by choosing her. It doesn't matter that Obama doesn't have much experience, because the equally inexperienced Palin managed to completely overshadow McCain, and thereby reveal how weak a candidate he was. Very very sad.

Bush did a great job as President. The tax cuts improved the economy immensely, unemployment is still lower than it's ever been, (yes even under Clinton), he had to deal with 9/11, we're winning the war on terror, we haven't been attacked on our own soil since 9/11 (we've foiled at least 40 attempts), the counterintelligence branch of the gov't is strong, and the stock market is rising back up. He's had a Democratic congress the past two years led by that liberal assbag Pelosi (who has an even lower approval rating then Bush), and he's been a very bipartisan President (that's my only knock on him). Alot of the high spending has been the liberals, and the bailout was ENTIRELY written by Liberals, and Liberals caused it. I think Bush did a great job.

Go McCain & Palin

Anyone know a bookie taking bets that when Obama loses, how many cities will go up in flames of protest with mass rioting?

This will go down much worse that Rodney King or OJ.

She's a goddess.

The media never gave the time of day to Tom Tancrado or Duncan Hunter. Two guys who would have blown Barry out of the water. There have been more than 4 times as many stories in the news about obama than mccain. McCain has made way more trips to Iraq than obama, but the media follow him around like a lost puppy on his first and only trip there. Then, they don't even report how he skipped visiting wounded GI's so he could go to the gym. The media wasn't allowed to go with him to visit the troops, but they got to follow him to the gym.

So yes, it was the media.

BTW, #23 that's because your dick is so little all she needs is her lips to wrap around it. Personally, I think she was just trying to clean her teeth with your little stick.

LMAO

Has anyone seen the early voting results/projections?

They favor McCain, which is a pretty incredible feat especially with all the liberal voter fraud going on.

This wasn't hard to predict. The Obamedia basically trying to quell the conservative vote by showing "polls" that have Obama winning. All this did was get the 50% of Republicans who don't usually vote out there to make sure a communist muslim wasn't elected.....

That's hilarious, the media, who is as liberal as they come, put their annointed poster boy everywhere, give his shady past a free pass, and now he's gonna lose, proving every single poll to be incorrect, god this is gonna be funny.

McCain wasn't my first choice, but he's the only choice for free Americans!!

Palin = VPILF !!!

wow her ass is so nice

Bethany 4 president!

funny and true

Clinton inherited an unemployment rate from Bush's dad that was over 7% at the start of Clinton's presidency. By the end of his second term, it was at 4%. It's been higher than that ever since 9/11, and it's rising rapidly now; it's currently at 6.1%.

#55, I heard that there were riot police ready for when obama looses. Are there riot police ready in the extreme likelyhood that McCain looses? I didn't think so.

#62 - you are lieing. nice try though.

mmmm, I like!

Virgodoll - Pics or else stfu!

Ehh.....

Looks like Vida is starting to jump the shark a little. Everyone knows a prime, grade a ass starts to go downhill around 25, 26.

It loses its elasticity, it's ability to have a quarter bounce back off the fucker like a mattress in boot camp. Imagine what this ass looked like at 17, 18.

the things i would eat of her ass

That's the difference between Whites and Blacks. When Whites don't get what they want, they just try harder for the next time.

When Blacks don't get what they want, they set things on fire, attack innocent people, loot stores, carjack people, rape white women, etc...


Come to think of it, is there really much of a difference how black people act normally? I guess it's just to a greater extent....They usually keep it in their own neighborhood though, so stay away from inner city areas tomarrow....

"Has anyone seen the early voting results/projections?

They favor McCain, which is a pretty incredible feat especially with all the liberal voter fraud going on."

Nice try. Exit interviews of early voters showed results that were very close to the current polls in each state. Across the board, Democrat turnout was higher than Republican turnout, a good measure of the "enthusiasm" factor that is so different between Obama vs. McCain.

Also, registration "fraud" is common, although fraud is too strong - there have always been tons of cases of voter registration using phony names. It doesn't matter one bit unless "Mickey Mouse" successfully votes 1000 times, and contrary to common myth, that doesn't happen. Actual voting fraud - voting under somebody else's name, somehow managing to vote more than once and have it be counted, etc. - has rarely been documented in national presidential elections. So invalid new-voter registration was a fake issue. The thing to look for today is whether people who registered validly are prevented from voting. That's voter suppression, not fraud, and it's a big problem, especially with the new computerized registration systems in many states where tiny typo errors can get your name purged from the list. And it's a partisan issue - everybody agrees that high voter turnout favors the Dems and low voter turnout (including suppressed voting) favors the Republicans.

#31 White Power-
You use the term White Power to identify yourself, use the word "spook" and it is supposed to make you look like a tough guy white supremacist. You probably even have the 13 hole steel toe Dock Marten's with either white or red laces (but too much of a pussy to wear them outside the house). But then here you are on some celebrity gossip site talkin shit.?????HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

YOU ARE A FUCKING POSER.

Scram Remmy, you fucking dork.

Her ass is too big. I am a fit tall man and I love to be able to fill one butt cheek in the palm of my hand. And I hate her huge implant gap between her fake breasts.

Those of you who vote for Obama can get psyched to pay more in taxes, pay more for electricity and gas, live under the threat of a nuclear armed Iran and scuffle with the Civilian Security Force if you get out of line. Then you'll realize how great you had it. SUCKERS

ummm...OVERRATED? her stomach is her nicest feature! come on now, her ass looks like an old ladies, cellulite, to wide for her small frame, like j lo's ---woman or not, why would you want to show off cellulite?i would love to have jessica biels butt, muscular and round!

#64 - Dad - here's the graph:

http://bp2.blogger.com/_FkNl3j2hoNg/RhqQk4pHAQI/AAAAAAAAAEQ/cEyPufkN6MQ/s1600-h/a3.png

these are the official numbers. 6.1% was the official number for October 2008.

Erection Day! She's got a great body but just needs to tone up a bit. Thats coming from a heterosexual female.... so no erection here... but I can still admit she's hot. She's got the ideal female shape (small waist, curvy hips, butt, chest...but she's not fat. Fat is NOT "hourglass/curvy"!!! I'm so sick of hearing what equates to a fat-ass chick as being called curvy & hourglass! BS!!!)

#70
You misinformed person. ACORN is required by law to submit all Voter Registration forms. Then it is ACORNs job to determine who is legitimate and who is not by verifying the registration form. We had voter problems when Gore ran for president and this is why Bush won the first term. The second time people voted for Bush out of fear. According to CNN and the BBC; it will take a miracle for McCain to win. People need to vote based on the candidates policies and not based on fear tactics. Our next President of the US will be Obama for sure!

ohh what did i just click into? wonder if that rear needs a tongue bath in pic #10

Isa caint waits til Obamma's giss in da White House load, den I ain nev-va goin' to haff to works aginn!!!

Usually chicks that are flat chested (she has ugly hard breast implants); gain all their weight on the bottom half and she is fat! But according to fat Americans; she is curvy lol! She got implants to improve her fat ass/fat thighs pear shape body.

"Those of you who vote for Obama can get psyched to pay more in taxes, pay more for electricity and gas, live under the threat of a nuclear armed Iran and scuffle with the Civilian Security Force if you get out of line. Then you'll realize how great you had it. SUCKERS"

Sounds like all those TV ads. The best part of today is that those ads will disappear. All of our problems today as a country are due to the fact that a significant number of Americans are dumb enough and mentally disturbed enough to both say this type of thing, and to be swayed by it. Remember how Bush convinced a majority of Americans that there were Iraqis flying those 9/11 planes? Blaming government is bullshit. The problem is the people. We've become a nation of Trigs. That's why Palin is so popular.

Please Momma NObama!!!

I'm totally engorged right now. She's hot as hell. Look at those ass cheeks!! I would eat out her asshole for an hour, then blow a nice big load deep up in her colon.

I love boobs.

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These are the kind of people that are voting for Obama.....

It's frightening to know there are such morons living in this country. This monkey actually believes that Obamma is gonna fill her gas tank and pay her mortgage for her.......sad, sad, sad....we never should've freed the slaves.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P36x8rTb3jI

Good luck voting...I waited in line for 5 hours! We need a better system.

I would hit that ass for sure.

right on 54 & 55 go mcCain/palin

and vida rocks, juicy ass and tits

Yes Blah, it's Erection day!

And I also agree with your assessment of the female figure. Experienced guys like a woman with a healthy shape. If I wanted to screw a young boy's body with a girl's head, well, I'd vote for Obama and gay marriage, haha

McCain/Palin 2008!

And it's freaky a president should speak out about guns :s You're a country at war and everybody is suffering, for what?
I'm not living over there.. I hope your vote is out of knowledge and thoughts in stead of HATE agains a kandidate. 1 nation right?

big fat ass

The news is flooded with stories of overwhelming voter turnout. The focus is on the problems it's causing in terms of long lines, broken voting machines, and all that, but everybody involved in the voting projections knows the election is over already: Obama has won. Nobody will say that on TV because it's bad citizenship to call an election while lots of people have yet to vote, but all across the country the voting precincts are swamped, despite the huge early and absentee voting that's already taken place. Obviously we'll set a record for turnout. Obama landslide, congressional sweep. A very bitter day for Republicans (as you can see from the comments here by right wingers rooting for Americans to suffer greatly after Obama is elected - because, you know, THEY'RE the patriotic ones).

To conserve the bandwidth, please switch from "McCain/Palin 2008" to "LOSER 08" (no, it's not too soon). Thank you.

#90

Horny guys screw anything. Fit guys love fit women. There is a difference between fit and skinny, but then again you think this chick has a healthy shape, so you would not know the difference. If she went to the doctor, her doctor would tell her to lose the weight because it is unhealthy to be fat like her.

Hey #86,
Douchebags like yourself are not doing team McCain/Palin any good so shut the fuck up. Who in their right mind refers to anyone as a monkey? What a dipshit, act your age.

I don't necessarily like either candidate, but I guarantee when McCain has a stroke, heart attack or dies of cancer within the next 4 years, there are going to be a lot of people even more relieved that McCain didn't get elected. Sarah Palin would be a disaster of a President. Anyone who disagrees with that is a complete moron, or as much as of a "sheep" as the right are calling the left.

The ass is a bit large, but I'd hit it! Looks much better than that lard-ass flapjack roll bitch with a hairy ass Kim Kardaskank!

After digging and clawing her nails into me I'd turn her onto her knees with her head down against the headboard and pound the living shit out of her like they all want, then the neighbors down the road call wondering what the commotion is over at my place. Then start all over. Next time you see her she'll be walking bowlegged with a smile from ear to ear.

Both candidates suck I believe if McCain gets in its just going to be another bush running things and if Obama gets in horrible things will happen to this country and I believe is buddy with the ex leader of the weather underground someone that blew up a police station and bombed other places as well and I'm sure he would of kept on going if it wasn't for his lil team blowing themselves up because there jack asses! and who the hell is Ralph Nader?

#54.. The Voice. I can only hope you're being sarcastic. That is the dumbest shit I've heard in the past year. Where did you get that information because it sounds like you pulled it out of your asshole.

Keep on rantin', ya right wingers! Your bitter tears are nectar to me. Enjoy your landslide loss across all the elections today and your return to the ironically termed "minority party" status. For at least 2 years you won't be able to do a damned thing, not even block anything out of spite. Time to take up a hobby. Bugh bigh.

#81

You do not understand the candidates policies. Obama wants to give 95 percent of Americans a tax break of $1,000. McCain wants to give the richest 5 percent of Americans a tax break while keeping the tax rate the same for 95 percent of Americans.

#54

You must be a Bush relative lol!

BUSH WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY AS THE WORST PRES IN THE USA!

Starting tomorrow we'll at least get rid of the absurd exaggerations. Bill Kristol said, quite calmly, that Obama will likely win and he'll be a conventional liberal Democratic president, and that anybody hoping for something more progressive and tinged with socialism will be disappointed. Any president stepping into the complete mess left by George Bush will be criticized at a microscopic level, because it's a time when actions will have important impacts for everybody in the country. No more hysterical raving about destroying the country or converting it to socialism (because he's a "commie") or "handing the country over to terrorists." Just specific criticisms of every move, like choices about what banks get bailout money and whether it's being used for executive bonuses. And whether it's even possible to add a new spending program, and whether it's time to reform health care or if we need to get out of the recession first, and on and on. Nothing being said today will carry over into tomorrow. It's the last day of over-the-top lying and predictions of catastrophe. With the election over, there will no longer be an immediate need to try to scare as many Americans as possible. What a great system!

#31 _ Ummmm I am White and voted for OBAMA so kiss my white ass. White ppl like YOU make all of us look like racist rednecks!! FU!

God-DAYUM! I would hit that seven days a week and twice on Sunday.

Hey all you political posters- don't you see that sweet fucking ass at the top of the screen here? Quit typing and start staring.

If I were packin less than 8 I would probably a little intimidated and would probably also be saying stupid crap like "her ass is too big or she is fat' also. Perhaps an anorexic Kate Moss would suite you more?

Pretty good looking for a pig!

Wow. quality talent!

Keep your fucking racist/political/enviro-eco opinions to yourself the rest of us come here to make fun of people richer than us. Fuck off.


Republi-trons might actually have to suffer through some relative peace and prosperity in the next 4 to 8 years. Republi-trons need to do some soul searching and separate themselves from the ignorant hate-speech which has become synonymous with the party.

This is one swing-state vote for Obama!

I won't have to worry about putting gas in my car. I won't have to worry about paying my mortgage. You know. If I help him, he's gonna help me.

Obama is just dreamy. I can't wait for my check.

I won't have to worry about putting gas in my car. I won't have to worry about paying my mortgage. You know. If I help him, he's gonna help me.

Obama is just dreamy. I can't wait for my check.

Obamonkeys in the White House. Why did we ever free the slaves? If slavery ever comes back, I got dibs on Obama, that mutherfucker is gonna clean my toilet.....

Remember America.
Vote early, and with those gr8 Diebold machines, vote often !!

Oh, and this girl need to eat some red beans and rice.

She be a dangerously skinny ho. Just sayin.

that's chunky and out of shape!

Why is it that the liberals attacking the conservatives here all bash #10 for being gay when their party is supposed to be the pro gay one?

Shit, I thought it was Kim K this whole time, was wondering why you guys were saying Vida this, Vida that.... maybe I should READ the posts more..

#10

If helping Americans improve their lives with a tax break for 95 percent of Americans then Obama is for socialism. If giving tax breaks for the rich elite 5 percent of Americans then McCain is for Corporate Welfare.

She's WAAAAAAAAY better looking than Kardaskank. I usually don't like big asses but I'd definitely tap that.

Anyone dissin that magnificent booty needs to get something checked. Obviously you would rather see Mario Lopez pics at the beach

This dumb brown bitch is just another stupid mud with artificially inflated tits and an ass that's too fat. There are innumberable women (even brown ones) who are hotter than her and much nicer to look at. She's got Kardaskank beaten, but not by much.

ugh that cellulite is disgusting. Jessica Biel's ass yes, this fat thing is a trainwreck

damn she hot

i bet if she was on her back with her legs spread out, there's not one fucker out there who wouldn't hop on

@Virgodoll - Where are the pics then sunshine?

@ Kevin Marshall: either your hands are really big, or you like women with no asses...

And seriously folks, it's not like her ass is THAT big. It's just big in comparison to v-shaped (i.e. MANLY) women that have flat tiny little asses. Have you SEEN what those women look like as they get older? Their booties get flatter & square, and they end up gaining weight on the top half of their bodies only (and not just in the "good" places either).

I'll stay completely on topic: her big buttcheeks are the tidal waves of support for Obama, while her deeply buried hairy butthole is McCain/Palin, desperate to get a little daylight and fresh air today. But it won't happen. FLUSH!

"Have you SEEN what those women look like as they get older? Their booties get flatter & square, and they end up gaining weight on the top half of their bodies only (and not just in the "good" places either)."

Argh!!! Too true, way too vivid a picture. I was at the mall this weekend to see a movie and accidentally walked by an Ann Taylor store. I had almost suppressed the memories...

#81

You do not understand the candidates policies. Obama wants to give 95 percent of Americans a tax break of $1,000. McCain wants to give the richest 5 percent of Americans a tax break while keeping the tax rate the same for 95 percent of Americans.

LOL !!!!

45% of Americans don't even pay income tax. So how can 95% get a tax break? Answer: they can't.

He's going to give welfare checks to people that don't pay taxes, and raise taxes on everyone making over $42,000 a year.

God you liberals are stoooopid.....

doesn't matter, this monkey isn't gonna win anyway...

"He's going to give welfare checks to people that don't pay taxes, and raise taxes on everyone making over $42,000 a year."

Nope. From FactCheck.org, a nonpartisan organization (for the record, its president endorsed John McCain):

"McCain has been twisting tax facts about Obama as far back as June 10, when he gave a speech to a small-business gathering saying: "Under Senator Obama's tax plan, Americans of every background would see their taxes rise." There may be persons of "every background" among the affluent, but McCain's phrasing was misleading. These ads continue his long-running pattern of deception on taxes.

Update, Aug. 12: McCain misrepresented Obama's tax plan again with a Web ad released Aug. 11. Mocking Obama's popularity, a narrator says, "Now, you too can join 'The One's' fan club. ...The perks are amazing. Like a tax increase for everyone earning more than $42,000 a year." As noted, Obama proposes no such thing. Even the budget bill he once voted for called for an increase only on single taxpayers at that income level, not "everyone."

The $42,000 number comes from a June 5, 2008, vote on a resolution (Senate Concurrent Resolution 70) meant to outline the Senate's budget priorities through 2013, but the measure had no practical effect. Obama and Biden voted "yes" on the resolution. McCain did not vote.

It has never been part of Obama's tax plan as a presidential candidate.

I just voted all over myself.

I'd slap dat ass...
And, when I am leader of the free world, I will hit her with a shovel and send her to Guantanamo Bay.
Heh...bet you dummies thought I was going to close it down. Suckas!!

The ass is getting too saggy. She needs to firm that thing up by doing some squats on my dick

Pray for mimi.

hahahaha

her tits sit exactly the same way whether her arms are up or down

that ass is absolutely amazing however

Allow me to cast my vote for Vida- the finest ass around. I would eat the corn out of her shit.

Fake tits look much better on girls that carry a little extra weight. This chick is HAWT.

To my surprise, someone saw her profile with hot & sexy photos and videos on the fitness & celebrity dating club^^^^^^FitnessKiss. C O M^^ ^^^^.

fuck this election

@126- I can't believe my troll and I are voting the same way.. Kill me.

I'd Hit That.

@131

That statement is closer to the truth, than anyone will ever admit.

she has such a fat ass. i would hit that!

AWESOME ASS !!!!!!!!!!!!! YUM YUM YUM

XOXO !!

HOW IS ONE ASS CHEEK BIGGER THAN THE OTHER??

G0ds will must be done. Pray for that. Pray for our servicemen being sent to fight wars, they are being sent to do g0ds will. Pray for them as they do g0ds work.

And most of all, pray that I am elected Vice President!

Congratulations to the first bastard president with a whore mother. It proves that even a low-life affirmative action case with jugears can become the leader of the free world.

We have here a kim kardashian-ASS, folks?
.........I PREFER THAT!!

What's the fuss about? It doesn't look like she spends even a minut a day working out.

What a fake rack!

And her butt is flabby.

Superficial, all your taste is in your mouth.

Does the Superficial Advertising Dept. tell you that you HAVE to run these skanky photos?

Ugly ass tattoo

I would love to sandwich my head between that ass and Kim Kardashian's ass while they both farted. Then I would eat both their assholes before plunging my throbbing dick balls deep into both.

damnn i wonder how flat her chest would be without those bolt-ons. i dont get it. her thighs are fat and her boobs look like half grapefruits under her skin. . yet you guys are saying this beaner is hot and kim is fat. crazy.

Without a doubt, I would let her fart in my mouth.

yeah she is beautiful and sexual , i love her very much , and i have seen some more hot videoes and sexual pics about her on www.bigbisexual.com , yeah that's really great ..

She has a cute face, stop being a bunch of haters! She's not a supermodel but who is really. Without airbrush we all look bad. Her ass is HOT and she has a real woman's bod (MINUS the breast implants, lol)

chill and appreciate, don't hate.

Number 4. There is no way in hell you are as hott as this. Its not possible. She is perfect.

Number 4. There is no way in hell you are as hott as this. Its not possible. She is perfect.

Number 4. There is no way in hell you are as hott as this. Its not possible. She is perfect.

Deep discount implant job, prerequisite slut butterfly tattoo and a flabby ass.

YAWN....


I found her blogs on "''''''''' Millionaire Romances.c om_____, a totally free social networking club for celebrities and stars! I just wonder if the blogs were written by herself?

I WOULD SUCK A FART OUT OF HER ASS LIKE A BONG HIT!!!

@Chico LOL

but really. i would too dude!

man you guys must all be super hot to be passing so much judgement. pretty much ALL women have some amount of cellulite unless they have very little body fat aka built like a boy or she-man from working out 24/7.

man you guys must all be super hot to be passing so much judgement. pretty much ALL women have some amount of cellulite unless they have very little body fat aka built like a boy or she-man from working out 24/7. photoshop is a magical thing and you are guys are seriously off if you don't think that every hot chick you see in fhm or stuff hasn't been airbrushed to the high heavens

FIRST ???

Wont you guys ever give me a chance. I have a PhD in Bosomotology which is the study of the, er, bosom. I have recently been offered a prestiguos international fellowship to study the ,er, bosom and its role in determining the centrifugal and centripetal forces found in societal fault lines.

It is a cause for concern that while only three photos are of Vida's posterior the vast majority of comments have been prompted by these pictures and not the other nine which display the lady's delightful bosom. I welcome comments regarding her bosom, dear friends, in the hope that they may reveal societal fault lines in a disfunctional world order.

@10 what?! omg my ass cheeks touch! and im pretty thin. im gonna obsess about this all day :'(

but this girl is not pretty.

@112 your comment is disgusting. i can't believe people who think like you still exist. how sad.

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