Nov 17 2008Victoria's Secret Fashion Show 2008

It is Adriana Lima, not Audrina Lima.

i will never look that good

time to throw up..

He spelled it correctly the first time, get off his balls you annoying fuck.

time to throw up

i wish i could look good

Lol Number 4 is brilliant, "Why won't my mother just admit she had sex with Hawkman?".

What are they supposed to be selling, wings or underwear?

alessandra looks like she has a tummy... =(

These twits are so over, they look ridiculous in those costumes. They seem so plastic and fake to me now.

Haha just so you know, in Adriana's photo where it looks like she has a bush- there's a liner in panties like that, it's not hair. I'm pretty sure someone with her job wouldn't grow a bush. haha

Heidi Klum has the stupidest looking nose! Its too pinched, totally fake.

alessandra gained some baby weight

Damn. Ruined another keyboard. I need a keyboard that is Scotchguarded.

Alessandra JUST had a baby a couple of months ago. She should be getting props for already losing that much baby weight!!

Big show, I hope I can watch it

so i know that one chick had a kid and what not but she should not be modeling ... i mean, i have a kid and dont look half as good as her but thats the reason why i DONT model lol ... too soon in my opinion ... for model standards she doesnt look good ... for "normal" people standards she looks AWESOME ... her body at least not her face

Heidi has some weird hip bones

You would want your nose pinched too so you could not smell that UGLY singer she married. I can get by him being black, but he is one ugly mo fo.

He probably looks better than you, grinch

the visible c-section scar. Totally hot, right?

Lola, you cankerously wench-like whore, Fish corrected the entry after my post. Don't slag me off, you weren't here to see the original entry.

Marisa Miller's face is starting to look a little ragged, but the body is still awe inspiring.

Finally, some erection-worthy hips. Now if we could just past Adriana's face on Heidi's body...

Videos here: http://www.youtube.com/user/VictoriaSecretFS08

They all look fake and very over tanned, like someone rubbed too much fake tanner into pale skin to the point where it looks grungy or even mudlike. Lima's face and the fourth woman are awesome and by most standards they are gorgeous, but c'mon most naturally pretty women who look better when they don't burn / fake tan their skin or wear three layers of makeup with rhinestones. These people look messy and overdone.

Alyssandra's push-up bra does wonders for the boobs that pregnancy didnt give her..lol

wow, 13th pic, i want to look like that!

Heidi Klum needs to hang it up. Lumpy body, bad fake tan and giant square hips.

Give Allisandra a break 2/3 months ago she gave birth and now she looks FAB !! Though i would love to see Daniela Pestova back now theres a MILF !!

She already looks as "dated" as brook hogan.
...................A TREND?

Come to Butt-Head.

she looks awesome for just having a baby!

Time for Heidi to put it away. Is that a tummy tuck I spy? That weird boxy stomach shape seems to appear regularly on stars who've popped a sprog or two but still want to flash their wares.

She's definitely looking a bit ropey. And stumpy legged too. How did that happen? Very provincial. Bring back the airbrush! I want perfection from my models, damnit!

I saw some many hot sexy wealthy women on the famous the millionaire & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^, if you a are interested , you really should go to have a look.

Damn, I found religion. Peter, can I spend eternity with a couple of these angels? Please, please, please?

That stripe on Ambrosio's tummy is called a pregnancy stripe, most women get it when their bellies stretch to accommodate a growing fetus....it isn't a C section scar. Those are lower down almost to the pubic line and these days are done horizontally most of the time.

So...was the title the show "Old and Busted in 2008" or simply "Don't You Wish We Were Hot 18-Year-Olds?"

Marissa Miller= delectable The other ones are there cause they are veterans, and still in contracts....

What a fantastic post. Thank you for getting my week started on this note! Regardless of its relevance to anything, I feel much better now.

Heidi Klum's offspring with the shitskin look like ugly little goblins. Such a shame, shitting out one ugly stupid useless subhuman niglet after another . . .

Heidi Klum isn't a supermodel. She is far from being super. She doesn't even look much like a model.

alessandra ambrosio - mega-milf
adriana lima - i'd marry her, until gravity acts.

Heidi Klum should be wearing a liberty bell outfit because that's pretty much her shape now. Couldn't they get anybody to rent out the billboard space on the front of her torso?

Here's what the announcer said: "Hey, guys, who wants to see some busted mommy pussy in a desperate fail at 'still hot'???"

Which Post?
Nov 11 2008Jennifer Aniston calls Angelina Jolie 'uncool' (GASP!)

What was Posted?
26. Jimbo - November 11, 2008 9:54 PM

I'm out. It was a slendid moment I will not soon forget. I with myself, Barry White in the background, a glass of Cabernet Sauvignon with the scent of fresh roses in the foreground. My sperm delicately danced into a soft and absorbent 2-ply facial tissue. I was gentle and it was my one moment in time.

XOXO,
Randal

27. Randal - November 11, 2008 9:54 PM

I'm out. It was a slendid moment I will not soon forget. I with myself, Barry White in the background, a glass of Cabernet Sauvignon with the scent of fresh roses in the foreground. My sperm delicately danced into a soft and absorbent 2-ply facial tissue. I was gentle and it was my one moment in time.

XOXO,
Randal

-----------------------------------
LOL
priceless

What is this crap with chicks and wings? Is it this a subtle ad for Hooters? Chick and wings...chick n wings...chicken wings? I could understand if they made me hungry but all they do is make me want to tear off their wings, stack them on top of each other and fuck each one in their squirming, hot, tight asses. It would be magical. Lights flashing off their cheap costumes, beads and earrings clanking, each panting wildly in eager anticipation. The crazy eyed brunette would be the last but the best. Her asscheeks would feel like two downy pillows and her little butthole like a warm bluberry muffin.

Hayden Panettiere was issued a parking ticket in West Hollywood over the weekend, but a PopTV.com paparazzo offered to pay for the ‘Heroes’ star’s infraction. “Since she’s always nice, I offered to pay the ticket for her (like we’ve done for Jerry Seinfeld),” Steve said. “After swearing I’d actually pay it, she gave it to me & thanked me.” Watch the footage below.

Labels: Hayden Panettiere, Videos

Newer Posts Older Posts Home
Subscribe to: Posts (Atom)

Hayden Panettiere was issued a parking ticket in West Hollywood over the weekend, but a PopTV.com paparazzo offered to pay for the ‘Heroes’ star’s infraction. “Since she’s always nice, I offered to pay the ticket for her (like we’ve done for Jerry Seinfeld),” Steve said. “After swearing I’d actually pay it, she gave it to me & thanked me.” Watch the footage below.

Labels: Hayden Panettiere, Videos

Newer Posts Older Posts Home
Subscribe to: Posts (Atom)

Where is Heidi Klum's waist? Doesn't she have one?

Where is Heidi Klum's waist? Doesn't she have one?

Ugh, that last chick, that metal aligator teeth belt looks like its cutting off her circulation. Good thing my girlfriend never had any kids, bleh

I dunno... I think Heidi Klum is beautiful and has a great body for someone who's had 3 kids pop out her coots, but for some weird reason, she looks weird to me. Like her entire torso does. She's fit and all, but still gross to me

more photos and videos in my website http://www.veryglamour.com

very very tahnks for pictures....

VS better think of something new next year...this is looking tired.

Those "priscilla queen of the desert" costumes are so done. All the models look foolish and old. Get a new theme for christ sake. Whomever was in charge of this clown-show-extravaganza should be kept far far away next time.
No more Heidi please...for obvious reasons.

Heidi's shins look like a field hockey player's.

I would kill for a face and body of any of those women.....why are people so critical when they are not perfect themselves?

all of these women look busted. fake tans, fake boobs, too much makeup and hideous outfits. VS has officially jumped the shark.

the body of Heidi Klum is the most horrible ive ever seen !how could she still be a "model"??, i mean, it shows how the time is going , is time for her to leave it. btw the vsfs is not as glamorous as it used to be,looks like the clothes are made of fake jewerly and alum foil
totally dissapointing

No one will ever replace Adrianna Lima. She is perfection. I agree that some of the girls are a bit old for this (Heidi's skin is definately not what it used to be) but all the makeup they've been slathered with seems to age them all at least 5 years.

Not that all four aren't beautiful, but these pics make them all look a bit long in the tooth.

Too much tanning spray, methinks.

I got exclusive access to the even't playlist, here:

Lights Out 3:12 Santogold
Let's Get It Started 3:40 Black Eyed Peas
Clothes Off! 3:55 Gym Class Heroes
Girls Gone Wild 3:36 Ludacris
World Gone Crazy 5:13 Domain
I Touch Myself 3:47 Divinyls

you missed this one you perv

Security Guard 1:48 Disorder

God, some of those gotta hurt!! Where do I sign up to have a jagged metal bat-belt strapped around my waist??

It should probably be like this:

Lights Out..................... 3:12 Santogold
Let's Get It Started ..... 3:40 Black Eyed Peas
Clothes Off! ................. 3:55 Gym Class Heroes
Girls Gone Wild ........... 3:36 Ludacris
I Touch Myself ............. 3:47 Divinyls
Security Guard ............ 1:48 Disorder
Restraining Order ....... 4:18 Neon Camera

haha

damn...wtf happened to these girls? jst last year they were bangin, but now! adriana lima still got it..but the others...? marrissa miller's face looks like shit...heidi's body looks even worse then before...n of course alessandra just had a kid so she aint lookin great...u would think that they would put some younger sexier woman up there...there are tons of grls that r way hotter then these over-tanned huzzys.

The typical Superficial commenters are posting here and all saying pretty much the same thing-"Those bitches are nasty,mainly because I can't get a woman to so much as look at me without breaking down into hysterical laughter,therefore I'm gonna talk shit on hot women who would laugh even harder at me,but if I could ever leave Mom's basement for more than 15 minutes,I'd get pussy that would make those bitches looks pathetic."

"but if I could ever leave Mom's basement for more than 15 minutes"

=too dumb to think of something new to say. Thanks for wasting space.

hey fernanado, These women sell their BODIES for a living. Therefore, we have the right and obligation to judge them as you would any other product that you see in a commerical. Do people cut down electronics because they cant get an electronics of their own? I love douchebags like you that act like knowone in the world gets laid but them. Surprise! Getting pussy is the easiest thing in the world. Just ask seal. His face looks like a burnt diaper and he gets some.

66

The difference between Seal and the average ugly guy is that he can give and did give Heidi Klum a gigantic yellow diamond. Getting regular women is one thing, but getting a supermodel is another. These women know they are hot shit and they're not gonna give it up to just any loser. Read: you either need to be rich, famous, or both.

Btw, all the dudes on here that are like "these skanks" are just kidding themselves. You know there is at least one VS model here you'd give one nut to sleep with.

Heidi Klum's stomach scared the life out of me.

I have the same stomach, only I'm not paid to strut them like she is.

looking at heidi, i'm sort of reconsidering having children now. i already have short-ish legs, and i don't think heidi always did (unless they somehow airbrushed her on my tv). will popping out a child make my legs even shorter (and my hips look like a one of those boxes special edition barbies come in)?????

they are so ugly. except maybe the last one.. just maybe

All the girls look good. Marissa Miller looks the best. Alessandra's body has changed since she had her kid but she still looks good. Heidi klum.... her body looks different.. I don't think she'll be modeling underwear for much longer. I've always been hard on myself about my body.... but after seeing Marissa and Adriana in real life photos and not airbrushed ones... I feel better. My body is exactly the same, except my chest is way smaller.

I know these women must be lovely ladies, but something went very wrong here. They just don't look good.

I am getting tired of this look: large fake boobs, overly thin, very tall body, ridiculous overly theatrical costumes and leathery tan skin. I'm just tired of it. How about a cute little pink and white fleshy thing in underwear and nothing else?

Definitely too much tanner...and I'm really not much for the lingerie this year, either.

For those of you that are ripping the couple of mom's on stage...you wouldn't be griping if that was your wife that had 1, 2 or 3 kids!! Give them props...they look great!

i saw a picture of that alessandra chick pregnant. she was disgustingly thin still but with a belly. she probably had little weight to loose and probably had the kid cut out of her a month early to avoid more weight gain and so she could do this show. so i give her zero credit.

Adriana Lima is simply gorgeous. It's ridiculous.

That contraption Heidi Klum's wearing looks like an electronics store anti-theft device.

Damn. Plan B: get rich-a-docious.

Amen to @67 and @74!

I know this is a double-standard and reverse sexism but I think it's weird as hell that there are men reading gossip websites. Annnnnd I would put a pretty penny on the fact that very few of you gossip-monger men are anything much to look at. I guess it doesn't bother you to be so critical of a woman's post-pregnancy body b/c where's the harm when you know you'll never get a real woman to procreate with you?

Fact: Heidi Klum and Alessandra Ambrosio are two of the most beautiful women on the planet. Also Fact: if you're taking time out of your day to go on a gossip site and write shit about their bodies being "ruined", you clearly have no life.

adriana lima ugggggggghhhhhh i would release fluids if my weiner touched her leg.

i'm pretty sure everyone who's dissing these photos needs to re-evaluate themselves. i can bet that if you're a women you look like complete a-hole compared to these angels and if you're a male dissing them...that's weird. you could never get a women who looks as good as they do. let's see you and your cottage cheese thighs get on the runway...please!

#78 I'm a girl and I think that Alessandra could look a lot better OR wait till she looks better to do the show. She looks good but not good enough to model. I usually look at models because I need inspiration. See, I'm on a very strict diet - I've been starving every day of my life for the last three years. But looking at someone who looks like Alessandra gives me ZERO inspiration. Not to mention Heidi - can she be any uglier and wider???!!!

#81 well, if you were being starving for the last 3 years you would be dead, you moron. and they have a contract, its not like "well, I think Im not perfect yet, since I JUST HAD A BABY, so Im not going". She looks awesome for someone who had a baby 3 months ago.
And just so you know, for modeling lingerie girls has to be less skinny than girls modeling clothes. If you're starving to be model, give up. You know nothing about this world.

#82, no, I'm not starving to be a model, I'm too short for that. And not shallow enough. I'm starving myself becasue I like to be petite. So you're wrong. And was it necessary to call me a moron? just wondering....

but wait is that a c-section cut on her tummy ....

Can we just state the obvious?

They all look REALLY bad. I am not a beauty queen - but airbrushing is like drunk googles at a dive bar. Don't sober up (aka - make them come out sans Photoshop) because then the truth will come out and look, plain...real. isn't that the opposite of what they are selling?

Miller looks like she has undergone a lot of wear and tear, Ambrosio's uncomfortable in her own skin, Lima looks way too dark, and Klum looks, well, like all these actresses in Hollywood - they can't control how old they are, but they can control how much weight they gain - so her body no longer looks healthy, it looks bony.

When are their contracts up??

#81 - I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that Alessandra Ambrosio's reasons for being in the show have little to nothing to do with inspiring you to be anorexic...so your entire point makes no sense. 82 is right, if you're trying to starve yourself into a hospital bed, you should stick to those creepy "ana worshiper" sites, lingerie models are supposed to be SEXY.

to me SEXY equals SKINNY. sorry I dare have my own opinion

Randal Sandal, trolling the superficial boards. It's a beautiful thing to behold

and I don't consider myself anorexic at all. Starving doesn't always mean eating one apple and half a yougurt a day every day. Starving can also mean eating a lot less than one is supposed to, consistently so. Back to the point - Alessandra is disappointing, because she has a gross stomach.

I agree with #82 and #86. # 81, you are most likely a teenager. If you're not a teenager.... Than you're an idiot because a normal adult wouldn't think the way you do.

reowwwwwwwwww

heidi's body isn't that great. she looks very tranny like

#90 No, I'm not a teenager, I'm a girl who likes to have sex WITH THE LIGHTS ON. And if I had Alessandra's stomach, I would most definitely have to turn it off.
It's funny how you and #82 label people "morons" and "idiots" just because they like something other than you do.

All of these models except Adriana are way past their due date. Heidi still has an nice face but her body (more precisely, her hips) has changed into something that I do not find very attractive. And Marisa Miller's face is busted, period.

#93 That's not why you're an idiot. I think women look best skinny too. I'm skinny (5'9 and 114 pounds) but I don't starve myself to be skinny. Straving yourself makes you an idiot not your opinion that women look best thin.

they dont look feminine...none have a nice hip to waist ratio. not soft curves..they look hard and too thin.

Did it occur to you #95 that starving myself may be the ONLY way for me to stay skinny? almost everyone in my family is out of shape and I'm predisposed to gain weight. And being a full time student and having a demanding job, I don't have time or energy to sweat at the gym. On those rare days when I'm not buried in assignments and projects, I just want to sleep. Also, I'm short, so every extra pound looks like five on me. I wish I could be like my friend and eat two banana muffins right before bedtime and stay skinny but I can't. ....Anyway, this will be my last reply to you. I dislike rude people who think their way is the only way. It's annoying. And oh, you're an idiot.

P.S. I hope you have Alessandra's stomach

all i have to say is you people are RIDICULOUS! okay 1. the fact that you guys are talking about how they look too "fake" and "plastic surgery ish" and then you talk about how aliss's tummy looks too big to be modeling this when she had a baby 2 months ago?! it makes me sick. they all look amazing. if anything it should show that people of different sizes other than model thin can wear this.. even though she is still extremely thin. and the fact that theyre wearing all this makeup and costume lingerie... i LOVE it :) its their job so people need to get over their sorry asses and quite trying to make themseleves feel better about the bodies and faces they dont have and go to the gym or something. go wallow in your own self pity elsewhere i'm here to admire.

they all look old - they look amazing for their age dont get me wrong - but they all look old! vs needs to get some new models that dont look old and whos skin will take the fake tanner better - they all look orange and uneven.

sorry ladies - go enjoy your fortunes - but let some youngins on that runway.

The only one that looks OLD because she is is Heidi klum that skank should quit already go away you ulgy old hag and take your ugly ass husband with you

GOD adriana lima is sooo gorgeous I wish I had her face! I Don't die about her body but damn thoses eyes :P:P*

These models look great compared to average woman. However, as "supermodels" getting paid millions of dollars for their looks, they look like shit.

Beautiful and inspiring. Inspired to make a burger. No seriously, I'm starving now.

Really Heidi Klum at the first foto,, looks terrible. She looks collosal, and with a small head. Don't know but it looks really weird. You should see her WITH clothes,, that's much better. But for the lingerie she doesn't fit anymore, at least that's my opinion. And i don't think it's only Heidi, they are all too old for THIS job. The should take new fresh people who just turned 18 / 20 or something. Maybe they don't walk like these do, but they look better. There skin is too old, and too much wrinkles...

vs fashion shows promote anoerexia and nothin else!!!

they just look underweight!!!!! media perceives them as being perfect, they are all underweight. women dont look like that!

some of you commenters are retarded.
"I'm a girl who likes to have sex WITH THE LIGHTS ON. And if I had Alessandra's stomach, I would most definitely have to turn it off."
WHAT THE FUCK
her stomach is fucking flat u moron go fuck yourself..
i hope u get bloody fat after kids

and marisa miller looks like an old porn star ...shudder
all these models are quite overrated

Wow... These girls look awesome. I can't believe so many people have so many negative things to say about them. What a bunch of bitter haters. I bet these girls look better on their off days than everyone else does on their best days. It's a fashion show. It's supposed to be over the top and entertaining. And lay off of Alessandra and Heidi already! How many women look like that after having a baby ever!?!? I'm sure they don't care what you all say though. Afterall, THEY are the ones banking those millions each year so... someone must be interested... Anyway... I'm off to watch the show now! Yay!

I'm watchin the show now and none of the songs are even part of the fashion show's playlist But I love the outfits and I'm truly inspired...Maybe one day I can be a VS model...but that's almost close to impossible lol

Adriana is loosing her cute look, she actually is starting to show her age. She will be 28 in 09.

au ra gadoebi xart komentebze gavskdi sicilit xaxaxa

all of the girls look great so all the haters need to stop saying all of these negative things about them. stop showing how insecure you are about youself by talking bad about others

Alessandra looks awesome for just having a baby and to everyone hating on her you all are just upset because yall wish yall could look as good as her