Nov 4 2008Tila Tequila & Justin Long? Why not?
Tila Tequila is apparently done with Courtenay Semel because she was spotted making out with Justin Long on Halloween. Okay, now I'm really confused. I thought Tila was bi-sexual not full-on lesbian. Page Six reports:
But on Halloween, the "Mac Guy" hooked up with trampy bisexual Tila Tequila in Las Vegas. Spies said the two were spotted at Los Angeles airport and nightclub Noir, where Long "asked her to straddle him while making out. Eww," our spy sniffed.
Justin Long's quality of women is taking the steepest decline I've ever seen. He's gone from Drew Barrymore to Kirsten Dunst to Tila "Who the fuck is she blowing kisses to?" Tequila. Jesus. If Justin keeps this up, he'll be be banging Amy Winehouse by Christmas. (Or, in the case of death, Andy Dick.)
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Reader Comments
1. B - November 4, 2008 11:03 AM
NOO!!
I really hoped he'd have better taste...
2. so sad - November 4, 2008 11:08 AM
really really Tila...omg noooooooo! i love justin long but tila uhhh she's soo gross!!!
3. p0nk - November 4, 2008 11:10 AM
maybe she love him long time.
4. ChuckleHead - November 4, 2008 11:11 AM
I have a 102" flat screen, plasma television in my shoe closet.
5. mamadough - November 4, 2008 11:14 AM
@3, didn't you mean, rove him rong time?
6. Turd Ferguson - November 4, 2008 11:16 AM
U - G - L - Y
you ain't got no aliby....
you just uuuuuuuuggggggggly!!
7. Dork - November 4, 2008 11:28 AM
Awww, c'mon. Leave Tila alone.
Asian women with pointy fake tits are so adorable!
She's Superficial. You're just mad because you're UGLY!
8. Rough Daddy - November 4, 2008 11:29 AM
Is it possible this broad doesnt have herpes!!! I mean this broad will swap spit with anyone!!!
9. toolboy - November 4, 2008 11:34 AM
Justin Long was later overheard saying he was disappointed in how the evening played out with Miss Tequilla:
"She promised me that she was INDEED Magicarry Dericious, but she was not, no sir, not by a long shot."
10. Rough Daddy - November 4, 2008 11:36 AM
lol notice how the caliber of chix is declining for justin?
11. THAT_GIRL_JENN - November 4, 2008 11:53 AM
SHE IS UGLY!
THE ONLY REASON WHITE MEN FIND HER ATTRACTIVE IS BECAUSE SHE IS SHAPED LIKE A 12 YEAR OLD BOY.
ALL WHITE MEN LIKE LITTLE BOYS - GROSS!
12. Tila's Penis - November 4, 2008 11:53 AM
I used to see this chick when she worked at the TCBY down on the Ho Chi Minh Trail (aka Westminster Blvd) when I lived in Tustin, CA.
13. Max Planck - November 4, 2008 11:58 AM
Disease donor.
14. King Monkey - November 4, 2008 12:08 PM
Sure is cute for a midget
15. Eric - November 4, 2008 12:24 PM
he must be really confident in Macs' virus protection
16. havoc - November 4, 2008 1:16 PM
No mor yanky my wanky.
You bin here four hour.
You go now!
.
17. Sport - November 4, 2008 1:27 PM
He's the fucking MAC guy, what did you expect?
18. maxchain - November 4, 2008 1:30 PM
...Whose death?
19. Flash - November 4, 2008 2:13 PM
oh... shit ya'll #11 is on to us! Everyone just be cool and proceed with code blue plan B.
20. monty - November 4, 2008 3:30 PM
Hi I'm a Mac
Hi I'm a bisexual midget
21. supersex - November 4, 2008 3:33 PM
i like little asian women
when they're sucking my dick!
22. Sangria - November 4, 2008 4:56 PM
Who is this bitch and why is she making so many appearances on The Superficial? I thought this was a celebrity site, not a place for some washed-up lesbian-wannabe skank with nothing to offer the world except 1200 pictures of a washed up skank.....
23. sarakiss - November 4, 2008 8:48 PM
She was said to be fond of Internet recently. Some of her fans found her on a fitness & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^FitnessKiss. C O M^^ ^^^^. She has a personal account there with her pictures, blog and something about her albums...
24. KatieBoo - November 4, 2008 9:37 PM
Gawd! She is such a dumbass. "OHHH look at me! I'm bi, I love women too!" Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining. Why are people interested in this broad? I could puke....
25. stevostevo - November 4, 2008 9:45 PM
she is such a fucking whore! i really wish she would have found love on the 1st season her dumbass show so i would not have to see her stupid face anymore.
why does the usa support such fucking stupid people to succeed
26. gerard Vandenberg - November 5, 2008 7:50 AM
tila: FAGGOTS ENOUGH, shall we try them on screen?
AMERICANS STILL MAINTAIN NAIVITY, folks!!