Nov 19 2008Suge Knight needs to lay off the earring lawsuits (Or not. Please don't kill me.)
A recently bankrupt Suge Knight is apparently trying to sue anyone he can by claiming they caused him to lose his insanely expensive earrings. Of course, the thought that maybe he's in bankruptcy court because his earwear cost more than a small house is completely lost on him. TMZ reports and, if I'm reading this right, calls Suge Knight a prison bitch:
Suge claims in his U.S. Bankruptcy case that while he was in custody back in 2005, he was passed around like a $2 whore -- from Barstow police to the West Valley Detention Center to the California Institution for Men.
Somewhere along the way, Suge says his diamond stud earring was stolen.
Interesting, because Suge just filed a lawsuit against Kanye West, claiming West was responsible for another Suge earring heist. When Kanye was hosting a party in 2005, Suge was shot and his $135,000 earring was allegedly pilfered off his bleeding body.
On a related note, I'm suing Burger King for making me wait too long for my Whopper causing the loss of my 24" solid gold penis. Its estimated value is $2.6 million after factoring in the mini-bar, laser-firing capabilities and all leather interior. I'll see you in court. (Bring pickles.)
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Reader Comments
1. ryan - November 19, 2008 11:46 AM
FISRT
2. Ginger MINGE - November 19, 2008 11:52 AM
Who is this fat fuck?
3. Malffy Hernandes - November 19, 2008 11:53 AM
he's friggen scary. LOL, superficial writer funny as heck!
4. Rough Daddy - November 19, 2008 11:53 AM
Doesnt he wear fur all the time? Id like to see those brave peta peeps pelt him!
5. English Bob - November 19, 2008 11:58 AM
This fat fuck needs a slap, i'd like to see Kimbo Slice batter fuck out of him.
6. FRIST!!! - November 19, 2008 11:59 AM
I'm sure Obama's pick for Attorney General, Eric Holder, will use every available resource to recover Mr. Knight's jewelry that was racistly stolen during his racist incarceration. Did I mention Holder is black? At this rate, Obama's cabinet will resemble the monkey house at the Bronx Zoo. But, that's ok with me - the more he keeps this up, the quicker Obama gets his bullet and we move onward and upward to President Biden, and end this weird reality-TV sequel to "Planet of the Apes."
7. havoc - November 19, 2008 12:06 PM
This gangster piece of shit is wasting my oxygen.
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8. Vanilla Ice - November 19, 2008 12:06 PM
Suge Knight versus the TMZ reporter lackeys. I'd pay to see him whip their asses.
9. JM - November 19, 2008 12:08 PM
It's ok Frist, let it out buddy, let it out. I know you still can't believe you lost the election even with the KKK on your side, but trust me, you'll get another shot at putting in a mid-60's white candidate in office in 4 years. And if you're really lucky, he'll do an even better job than Bush at stretching the distance between his buddies and the other 99% of the country that is now poor as fuck.
You lost, which means you are now about as relevant as Bill O'Reilly. It's pathetic.
10. SueMe - November 19, 2008 12:20 PM
Yeah get over it # 6. The majority RULES! Anyhow there is no need to stoop to calling people primates just because you didn't get your way.
11. Big Al - November 19, 2008 12:35 PM
Suge Knight is a big, fat punk. Period. He is no longer relevant to anything or any one. Go away, suge, go away...
12. chilly - November 19, 2008 12:58 PM
His photos were seen at the millionaire & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^ last week. It is said he is already in relationship with a young pretty ..., maybe you also have the chance to date with a rich beauty there. Come on.
13. Barry Greenstein - November 19, 2008 1:00 PM
Nothing sadder than an aging gangster reduced to suing people for...lost earrings? What next, proof of damages over lost lipstick? All that time in prison has made you soft, Sugar Bear.
14. p0nk - November 19, 2008 1:06 PM
@9 JM, please don't feed the trolls. it only encourages them.
15. Tom - November 19, 2008 1:21 PM
#6 - Frist, we all know that you probably don't even give a shit who won the election, just that your mommy continues to heat up your hotpockets while you play WOW and surf porn in your dark, dank little basement where your daddy used to have his way with you.
Second of all, does anybody actually moderate this stuff? If so, why the f is this shit allowed to be posted???
16. Brian - November 19, 2008 1:22 PM
He never was anybody. He just bullied his way unto the scene. Never had talent.
17. Famous Plastic - November 19, 2008 1:24 PM
What a whiny bitch. Don't wear shit you can't afford to lose.
18. Sarah Preston - November 19, 2008 1:32 PM
Someone needs to shoot him again, but this time kill him. Worthless piece of shit.
19. Huh? - November 19, 2008 2:04 PM
The real fucked up thing is that most of you have no clue that #6 is a troll, trying to make the real FRIST!!! look bad. She's actually a sweet girl.
20. SueMe - November 19, 2008 2:05 PM
I do have to agree though that Suge is a sucka.
21. cordell walker - November 19, 2008 2:06 PM
wow! what a pussy...
22. Darnell Washington Jackson - November 19, 2008 2:13 PM
That's one Big Nigg.
And what the hell is that he's wearing? A shirt, or a damn tent?!?!?!
23. Kahlee - November 19, 2008 2:56 PM
#6 Get your own name, stupid troll. Or, even better, go away!
24. bootlips - November 19, 2008 4:47 PM
I bet he voted for Obama. We're in deep shit. The country that we made great will be in the hands of a negro. We will be a third world shithole like every other country run by a monkey.
25. mutt - November 19, 2008 5:17 PM
"I bet he voted for Obama. We're in deep shit. The country that we made great will be in the hands of a negro. We will be a third world shithole like every other country run by a monkey."
well the US has been run by a chimp for the last 8 year's, so a monkey would probably be an improvement.....
26. Bubba - November 19, 2008 5:47 PM
It's true. Suge tossed my salad and sucked me dry on a nightly basis. Those big lips of his were very useful in prison.
27. packinwood - November 20, 2008 2:50 AM
Heard he got in trouble for beating a chick the other night. I guess since that little dude whipped his butt he figured he'd have to start fighting someone a little less likely to whoop him. He's another Kimbo. All mouth and nothing to back it up.
28. slopp g - November 20, 2008 11:05 AM
when i wuz in jail we passed arounf dis nigga like he wuz a 2 dolla trick. dat nigga ass be bleeding like a mo fo.
29. Janet - November 21, 2008 2:23 PM
slopp g - November 20, 2008 11:05 AM
when i wuz in jail we passed arounf dis nigga like he wuz a 2 dolla trick. dat nigga ass be bleeding like a mo fo.
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Ok now say all of that shit in ENGLISH this time not in that retarded talk you people use
and tell suge that hair stylist is looking for him ha ha ha ha ha ha