Nov 17 2008Scarlett Johansson on Lindsay Lohan
Once upon a time (Read: 2005), a presumably coked-out Lindsay Lohan wrote "Scarlett Johansson is a bloody cunt" on a bathroom stall in New York City. The two were once in competition for the lead role in The Parent Trap which Lindsay won. Scarlett Johansson has never talked about the incident, but recently opened up about it in the latest issue of Allure where she claims she's only met Lindsay "like three times":
"I don’t know what the motivation was behind that. I remember it was something really vulgar — I mean, shockingly so, like, 'Whoa, what, who are you?'"
I believe the more appropriate question when discussing Lindsay is "When, where, how much and is that gargoyle dude going to watch?" (Answer: Probably.)
Photos: Allure, Splash News
Reader Comments
1. Grandpa - November 17, 2008 3:28 PM
yum
2. FRIST!!! - November 17, 2008 3:31 PM
Whattdayoumean? Linds was on coke at age 11??? Thought I was bad..
3. CaptainMorgan - November 17, 2008 3:32 PM
I love her and I hate her husband. LOOK at those boobies!
4. The White Urkle - November 17, 2008 3:32 PM
The question is, who has nicer tits? Lindsy or Scarlett?
5. dork - November 17, 2008 3:52 PM
I love Fergie!!! More Fergie. More Fergie.
6. loph - November 17, 2008 3:55 PM
Scarlett is way hotter than Lindsay. Lindsay is a trashy whore. At least Scarlett HAS A JOB NOW. Fuck Parent Trap when you have a lasting career and don't have to resort to pretending you are lesbian to get attention!
7. Rough Daddy - November 17, 2008 3:58 PM
That is one hot story! I like the wanton bitch Lindsay better than now!
8. kRWLnG - November 17, 2008 4:00 PM
Dear #2 a.k.a FRIST!!!
Lindsay was doing (still does, unFORTUNATELY) coke in 2005....which means she was 19 or so....I think you got it mixed up...just wanna clear things up...
9. kRWLnG - November 17, 2008 4:00 PM
Dear #2 a.k.a FRIST!!!
Lindsay was doing (still does, unFORTUNATELY) coke in 2005....which means she was 19 or so....I think you got it mixed up...just wanna clear things out...
10. Rough Daddy - November 17, 2008 4:02 PM
#4 ill have to see scarlett's without the pushup bras...then ill make a decission!
11. Rock - November 17, 2008 4:06 PM
I don't get the allure of this chick.
12. shags - November 17, 2008 4:25 PM
The reason LiLo wrote that Scarlett was a bloody cunt was because LiLo was munching Scarlett's carpet during Scarlett's period. What's so hard to get about that?
13. Sport - November 17, 2008 4:27 PM
I would ride her all day and night long. Then some more.
14. blp - November 17, 2008 4:37 PM
"Scarlett Johansson ON Lindsay Lohan." You lied to me fish, where are the pictures?
15. blp - November 17, 2008 4:42 PM
ScarJo is worth a million LiLo's. Not long before we see Lindsay sucking dick in the red light areas for blow.
Talking of has been hoes, I saw an ad on TV (in UK) here tonight for a new Paris Hilton show. Apparently she's here for "Paris's new best friend." I guess there's no work left for her there so you fuckers sent her here.
16. FRIST!!! - November 17, 2008 4:43 PM
#8 &9 (double post, you only have to click once and then wait 4 minutes...) The parent trap movie was like 10 years ago. So, I'm just doing math, which I suck at and is really bad having a degree in accounting and all. Sorry, I'm a dork.
17. Jayger - November 17, 2008 4:45 PM
What a misleading and disappointing title for a post. As much as I hate Lindsay, I wouldn't mind seeing Scarlett on Lindsay. I just can't figure out which one would be the dominant one.
18. Christopher - November 17, 2008 5:20 PM
I read that subject line and wondered if the amateur girl-on-girl video finally made it onto the net... ;)
19. Charlotte Powers - November 17, 2008 5:42 PM
How about a naked hot oil wrestling match between the two?
20. Matthew - November 17, 2008 6:00 PM
@4 scarlett has better tits than hohan's and her career's much better than hohan's 15 minutes
21. Me 2 - November 17, 2008 6:58 PM
I have a huge girl crush on Scarlett Johansson, she's sexy as hell annnnd Lindsey Lohan is a nauseating mess but everyone already knows that...
22. J-Bear - November 17, 2008 8:33 PM
The title of this article was misleading. I expected something much more sexy.
23. Will - November 17, 2008 9:19 PM
Am I the only one who doesn't understand what Scarlett means by her quote?
"I don’t know what the motivation was behind that. I remember it was something really vulgar — I mean, shockingly so, like, 'Whoa, what, who are you?'"
What did Lindsay do that was vulgar? Was this when she was 11?
24. christ - November 17, 2008 9:30 PM
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25. PostmortemG - November 17, 2008 10:16 PM
Scarlett Johansson is one of the few Hollywood personalities i actually like. I haven't seen her in more than 1 or 2 movies, so i can't really comment on her acting ability, but her physical presence is incredible. What can i say? I love ferret-faced girls. =D And of course her career has yet to be soiled by scandalous behavior, which i think deserves recognition.
Lindsey Lohan is a freckled nothing next to her.
26. ArtJam - November 18, 2008 12:40 AM
Scarlett is So Beautiful!! Lindsay is just Jealous that Scarlett hasn't screwed up her life and become a drugged out lesbian hooker like her. yuck!
27. Scarlett's stinky snatch - November 18, 2008 6:36 AM
Boo hoo. You had me and then you lost me.
28. literarycritic - November 18, 2008 9:41 AM
@23: Yes, it's just you.
"Once upon a time (Read: 2005), a presumably coked-out Lindsay Lohan wrote 'Scarlett Johansson is a bloody cunt' on a bathroom stall in New York City."
Read the whole post next time before commenting.
29. Bickus Dickus - November 18, 2008 10:00 AM
Scarlett Johanson = untalented whore
Lindsay Lohan = used to be talented now untalented whore
in 5 years no one will know who these dolts are. I liken them to anyone who was on Baywatch
30. The Mad Hatter - November 18, 2008 10:51 AM
Lindsay's boobs are bigger but Scarlett wears push-up bras so hers look larger than what they really are.
Scarlett = ugly dumb slut
Lindsay = once-hot-bitch-turned-ugly-dumb-slut with big tits
31. anita boner - November 18, 2008 12:55 PM
OVERRATED!!!she's average at best...what is the big deal about her?there are women far more talented and beautiful than her!
32. AJa - November 18, 2008 1:06 PM
Scarlett has looks AND class.
33. axe - November 18, 2008 3:14 PM
@10: here is your evidence: http://bp1.blogger.com/_Ink_wSsKtVQ/RxYtfPExXgI/AAAAAAAABRU/Q_XeULjx2dc/s1600-h/scarlett_johansson_allure.jpg
poor Scarlett already had saggy boobs about 2-3 years ago, how old is she again? Not older than Lohan, right?
34. stylequeen7 - November 19, 2008 6:25 AM
hotnessssss ... i love the peach dress. i believe it's from her friend kira plastinina ...
35. PSH - November 19, 2008 3:22 PM
I have to say i totally agree....scarlett johansen IS a cunt. Every word that comes out of her mouth makes her sound like such a bitch. Yes, Lindsay did a lot of blow and yes it makes you say asshole shit, but what the hell is scarlett's excuse? The push up bras too tight?...BTW, whatever happened to her whole theory on how humans can't last in monogomy? If my husband was ryan reynolds i'd never even think of other men haha
36. baby jane - November 19, 2008 10:29 PM
this is such an unflattering picture of scarjo--ewwwww--it's hard to make a beautiful woman looks this ugly but congrats allure! u did it!
37. seymour butts - November 21, 2008 12:40 AM
scarlett annoys me. i get allure magazine and it seems like shes on the cover once every six months. based on her interviews she seems really conceited and condescending.