Nov 2 2008Sarah Palin probably shot whoever screens her calls


Two radio DJs from Quebec, who are famous for pulling prank calls, somehow managed to get a hold of Sarah Palin on Saturday and convinced her she was talking to French President Nicolas Sarkozy. And she fucking fell for it. For the record, that is really, no joke, Sarah Palin on the line. Her campaign handlers are obviously pissed but, like idiots, confirmed the interview took place. I would've lied my face off because nobody is listening to this thing and thinking "Oh, yes, let's hand this woman nuclear arm codes. That'll end well." We'll be the only nation in history to perish in an atomic holocaust because The Jerky Boys got through the White House switchboard. Sign me up for that.


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Quelle belle job!!! Nice, some sweet crap! btw when he mentions something about "fuck" in french, he says "yeah and we'll go hunt down baby seals together"

OMG OMG LOL WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Hahah! I'm from Quebec and prouder after reading this post. haha

Hahah! I'm from Quebec and prouder after reading this post. haha

<3 I hate her so big.

What bull will her loyal supporters think of now to defend her, HAHAHA!

"I loved that documentary they made about your life... Hustler's Nailin' Palin. It was very edgy. I loved you."

"Awww, well thanks you..."

"I loved that documentary they made about your life... Hustler's Nailin' Palin. It was very edgy. I loved you."

"Awww, well thank you..."

ahahahahaha.

Lol, that was cool. Sarah's a good gal, there was nothing wrong with what she said either. It was all good....

5 min mark:" and i really enjoyed the movie about your life.... nailin palin.." aaaahahahah this dumb cunt

Oh man. That was genius. Palin fails at life so HARD. =D!

this is fucking stupid, those two guys are idiots and they are mean.
I like Palin, a lot better than that douche bag obama.

HAHAHAHAHA what a stupid bitch
how embarrasing, I voted for mcCain, having second thoughts now.. damn it!!!!

i wish i could change my ballot!
this dumb b itch would be terrible in office!

this is fucking stupid, those two guys are idiots and they are mean.
I like Palin, a lot better than that douche bag obama.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SHE'S SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING RETARDED

she sounded so star-strucked. by the way, she was way too informal... did anyone else catch a mumble about the prank from france?? it's at the end... She's so stupid...

LOL! I'm from Montreal and heard this on the radio, I didn't believe that it was actually real.....but given the circumstances I should have known better lol!

Funny, but she didn't say anything that will get her in trouble. She was smarmy. That's about it. I'm sure her detractors will have some hearty insincere laughs til they shit their pants.

Those guys TOTALLY showed her, there's no way she's getting elected VP now. She has no choice but to go back to being a very popular and successful Governor of an entire state. Owned.

Pack your bags, check your passport, grab a plane to Auckland.
No nukes, all the lamb chops, mutton, and kiwi fruit you can eat and no koalas (creepy little eucalypti chewing bastards), not too mention the fastest internet connection outside of South Korea.

............. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA like a fucking disney movie from hell..... or whatev damon said........ dammit canada!!!!!!! best shit i heard in a coons age

wow...

Just goes to show you can't fix stupid. How can anyone trust this dumb box to be the VP of the US? Hopefully the old coot and 'Carabou Barbie' get shafted on tuesday. I would be ashamed to even support either one of these idiotic buffoons.

# 20 Only if you can guarantee a steady supply of Steinlager.
No one's going to abandon ship over here in N.A. for DB Bitter etc.
(And I suppose there's still a 'no whacking wekas' policy over there ? Where's the fun in that ?)

LMFAOOOO...

oh man this is almost painful to listen to.

Hahahahahahaha.
Obama won a long time ago, but on November 4th will be his official victory.

haha that was great. Palin keeps making herself an easy target

Lame and Boring like Palin. What more evidence do we need to show that she is a dumb bitch!?!?

not the french president, but she can still add this to her list of foreign experiences

That's so sad. How can anyone think to vote for McCain when there's a 33% chance his cancer comes back and kills him when this woman's his VP? We beat those odds getting into college for crying out loud.

Honestly?

Come on, America. Make the world proud. Don't do this.

I hate that she said "maybe in 8 years" she'll be ready to be prez...how about anytime the president can't fulfill his duties!!!!! U need to be ready come January Palin!!!!!! Obama/Biden '08. Biden would've said "and who the fuck is this again?"

Oh my god. Two comedians just brought down the McCain campaign.

Excellent point 31... !!! maybe in 8 years...

HAHAHAAAA!!!! what a dumb twat.

woot!

Of course she is useless. She is part of the single party running for President. That's right, there is only one choice regardless who you decide to pick based on what the media has spoon fed you. What you are going to get is merely a variation on a theme, not the change America really needs. Every election, this ruling party blows hundreds of millions, that could be used to help thousands of Americans, so they can do basically nothing to improve our country or our place the world, yet we stick with them over an over.

Bob Barr actually represents change. Check it out.

and if this doesn't decide the race, nothing will

what a dumbass!

What's scary is that anyone with COMMONSENSE would have noticed the fake accent and lame questions immediately.

The fact that she bought this hook, line, and sinker shows how incredibly gullible this lame chick really is....

What also scares me is that Palin's daughter is screening her calls. Same logic Palin used when she conducted government business on her own personal YAHOO account.

Get this chick out of politics. It's a complete JOKE! Let's PRAY that commonsense will point the voters to an OBAMA landslide come Tuesday.

That was a big bag of LOL!

If McCain wins, then dies, all of us are fucked.

LOL you idiots that are defending her. The names of presidents and prime ministers he made up were totally fake and Palin acted as if they were real. This is the girl that can see Russia and Canada from her backyard and considers that foreign relations experience. Good to know her experience has come to help. She could have easily recognized that was a prank 20 seconds in if she wasnt such a retard.

Does she really think Quebec has a Prime Minister?

LOL how could she? It must have been so funny to listen to? Don't these people have a hotline instead of dialing normal numbers?

The worst part is that this shows she doesn't even know who Canada's prime minister is..Steph Carse is a SINGER! How is that even possible for someone who is the governor of a state right NEXT to Canada??

Oh my God that bitch is so fucking stupid!!!!!!! I was laughing so hard I had to replay it 3 times to hear everything she said... If the race hadn't been over with already, that would have gone down as the biggest political fuck-up ever! I just can't fathom how a political candidate can play into such obvious bullshit questions - wait, that's right - she is so fucking stupid!!!!!!!!!! What the hell was McCain thinking when he picked her??? He would have done better with a fucking blow-up doll! Shit, now I'll have to vote for Ralph Nader again...........

SARAH PALIN HAS THE BRAIN OF A TOMATO AND SHE WANTS TO BE VICE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES- GEE, GO FIGURE!!!

Here we go again...you Obama freaks overlook everything Biden does and call Palin stupid. You can't even look yourself in the mirror and say I been pranked before. This is funny...in a very adolescent way..but that's about it. I suppose you think Bill Gates, Donald Trump, BONO, Queen Elizabeth II, Sarkozy...etc. are stupid also. All are also victims of "The Masked Avengers". Palin was very good natured about it and shows she has a sense of humor. Obama would have sued to have the thing suppressed......and yes he would have fallen for a prank also. Get past your GOP hate and focus on some issues. Most of you can't argue a point beyond name calling.

@13 HAYLEY... gotta say, it took you this long to realize that Palin would be shitty in office???

@46 lighten up a bit.... it's a prank call, it's SUPPOSED to be funny. you have no way of knowing that she was having "a good sense of humor" about it...... he rattled off a bunch of fake names & she fell for it. HILARIOUS. even more hilarious that people are giving a vote to her by voting for McCain.

Alright guys lets give a chance for rebuttal to the McCain/Palin supporters .................

*Crickets*


Yeah I can't say I blame yea, lol Look at it this way though. This is more proof that John McCain is a maverick! because what self respecting serious candidate would pick such a complete joke to be his VP knowing full well what it would do to his campaign? That was definitely a non-conformist/rebel move of McCain but more so because it was so fucking stupid.

Americans is McCain somehow wins tomorrow, the election was fixed and I'd suggest you engage in a serious revolution because you just got hosed once again.

I'll be praying for a corrupt free election in America tomorrow night. Oil, Health Insurance andWeapons manufacturing companies don't run your country. THE AMERICAN PEOPLE RUN YOUR COUNTRY!!!

@48 Shep

How about you worry about your country and we'll worry about ours.

This is clearly fake what with prank calls being illegal now and all. If you ever hear a prank call on a radio show it's complete bull.

Do some research folks.

It amazes me people still say this is fake. The superficial writer confirmed it was real, because the PALIN CAMPAIGN confirmed it was real. You don't believe Palin herself when she says she was prank called?

Actually, McCain didn't want Palin at all. He wanted Joe Lieberman. Basically, the Republican National Committee told McCain that if he picked Lieberman as his VP, they'd put their money into congressional races and give up the presidential race for dead. He thought Tim Pawlenty (Gov, Minnesota) was too boring (he's not, he's just solid and very seldom makes mistakes) and thought that Palin would get both the Republican base and the vindictive Hillary voters. It was classic McCain - he's good when he's excited about something and very focused, and he's impulsive and self-destructive when he can't do what he wants to do (pick his best friend, Lieberman). As president he'd be blocked by the Democratic congress most of the time from doing what he wants to do, so he'd be an erratic leader prone to throwing bombs at his own government just to shake things up, like vetoing a critical funding bill just to piss people off. The irony is that as the much older and much more experienced candidate, he's been prone to childish fits of anger his whole life and he's shown that during the campaign, thereby nullifying his greatest advantage over Obama. He richly deserves to lose this election.

QC FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Soeone hands you the phone and syas its someone who you know of but nver have talked to before. YOu start having a conversation and then find out its ot really them. And that makes you stupid?? How was she to have known?
was it funny? Mildly,
was she dumb? No.

McCain is a rapist.

I saw Nailin Palin.. it would uhhh interesting, lol.

Good thing they dont work for the BBC, they would be suspended so fast....

HAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Go Canada!

In the proud tradidtion of 'W', you present the McCain/Palin ticket.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Canada rules!

#52 is the most intelligent comment ive ever seen on the superfish

Palin is an asskisser if anything lol... she wasnt even paying attention, all she kept saying was oh thankkkkk youuuu lol... is she dumb for this? yes. I can't believe it was this easy to bring down the McCain campaign...And she didnt take it in good humor, as soon as she found out it was fake, she panicked...

You are all the victims of this spoof. It's just been debunked on Drudge and Snopes, that was not Sarah Palin on the phone. What a bunch of tools you are.

Hey #61 -

The Palin campaign confirms that it was the Governor on the line. "Governor Palin was mildly amused to learn that she had joined the ranks of heads of state, including President Sarkozy, and other celebrities in being targeted by these pranksters. C'est la vie," Palin spokesman Tracey Schmitt said in a written statement.

Who was the tool again??

horrible...

Talk about "nallin palin"!!!!

@59....the dummiest comment you have ever made.

Biden tells a man in a wheel chair to stand up so everyone can clap for him and the media / America is silent.

Biden warns us that we will be "tested" in the first 6 months and barry obama won't know what to do, but we should stand by him.

You guys want Biden for your VP and call Palin an idiot? She is a governor, just like Clinton was and Dem's / Lib's get a freaking hard on just mentioning his name. Hypocrosy at it's finest.

Whoever writes this stuff -- you REALLY are clueless, aren't you?

Numerous people are discussing her on ^^^^^^FitnessKiss. C O M^^ ^^^^. So interesting! Join us. Add your peculiar comments.

@66

Come on. Do you really think people are stupid enough to believe your crap? Palin is called stupid because she shows no grasp of the issues. Biden says dumb shit, but not in a way that puts him out of touch with something we craaazy liberals call "facts". He, obviously, just yaps a lot. No one can claim he doesn't know his stuff though.

She lacks the intellectual level, not to mention the intellectual curiosity to better her world view, which is why she is criticized so harshly. She is uniquely unqualified to be VP and it's not because she was a small town mayor. She was probably good for Alaska, as good as someone who violates ethics laws, but anywho....Palin is in no way ready for the national stage. Anyone with a brain can see she more than likely was not keeping up with world events and is cramming like a college student the night before finals.

Geez. Dude. I have a ticket to reality I'm willing to sell you.

Victoria, if people are stupid enough to vote obama, then they will believe anything.

Palin has more than 80% approval rating as Governor. Higher than Clinton ever had, higher than ANY rating obama could ever have and almost 10 times higher than the dem controlled congress of the last 2 years.

Biden is not an idiot, he is a moron. Here is what he said about the Great Depression:

“When the stock market crashed, Franklin Roosevelt got on the television and didn’t just talk about the princes of greed,”

Yet people think he is fit to be VP and Palin is not...Keep your ticket Victoria, you will need to to get back when that band wagon your obama fanatics are on crashes.

After McCain - Palin get elected, I hope they pass a law making it legal, and required, to kill all Liberals on sight. People this fucking stupid (to vote for a Muslim terrorist cell) don't deserve to live amongst real Americans.

The best is the Johnny Hallyday crack- the French Elvis is a diplomatic advisor? Puh-lease.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA C'EST TROP FORT!!! BRAVO AUX JUSTICIERS MASQUES!!!!
STEPH CARSE AS PRIME MINISTER??? JOHNNY HALLIDAY AS SARKOZY'S ADVISOR???... AND THIS WOMAN COULD BE IN OFFICE???

I'M A DEMOCRATIC SUPPORTER FROM MONTREAL AND THIS POST COULD NOT BETTER STRENGTHEN MY BELIEFS IN THE PARTY!! I GET THAT IT'S A PRANK CALL, BUT COMMON, REALLY.
WE MAY NOT HAVE A SAY UP IN CANADA, BUT YOU GUYS ALL DO...

SO ROCK THE VOTE, OBAMA//BIDEN '08!!!!!!!!

Rofl!! This is the dumbass chick you D-bag republicans want running our country? Good luck with that, fuckers, ill be in Canada.

Maybe Palin should win then it can give the terrorists less incentive to bomb America since America will kill America anyway.

Around the 4 minute mark:

"Yes, in French it's called de rouge a levre sur un cochon, or if you prefer in English, Joe the Plumber ... it's his life, Joe the Plumber."

"Rouge à sur un cochon" means "lipstick on a pig."

Well at least they were honest and said it happened.
She is a fucking human, we all fall for pranks, even if they are like this.
I'm still voting McCain/Palin 2008 tomorrow.

#77 - I agree completely. It's unimportant for the second in line to the presidency to know a single valid factual thing about foreign leaders.


I voted for Obama and I hate Palin, but what the two fucked up Canadians did is not commendable. How was she to know that she was not actually talking to the real Sarkozy. The french accent, which by the way was really badly immitated, had really confused her. Im sure she didn't catch most of the conversation.

#41, Quebec HAS a Prime Minister...

How was she to know?

HOW WAS SHE TO KNOW???????

Security protocols. Anybody who knows even the tiniest bit about foreign affairs knows that all calls between foreign leaders go through security protocols to validate the identity of the caller. Just think for one minute. The president of France controls a nuclear arsenal as well as access to a mountain of top-security information...and he makes unscheduled, unscreened, and unvalidated phone calls to political figures in other countries? Who would believe that? Oh, wait, I know - somebody who's never been on the phone with a significant governmental leader from another country. Yeah, Palin's qualified...sure she is...

@70

HAD the highest approval rating. It's dropped more than 20 pts. Opinions really do change once someone is shown to be lying, fear mongering, abuser of power, huh?

Biden knows about foreign affairs and what's happening in the world, in general. Support McCain all you want, but to pretend as if Sarah Palin is ready for the job of Vice President, second in line to President of the United States, is a total joke. She is not. There are many people who would have been better suited and she was picked for horrible reasons, none of which, were her readiness for the actual job.

How anyone can defend a woman who cannot name what the Vice President even does, wants to expand its power more than Dick Cheney, and doesn't realize she's being pranked by someone pretending to be the President of France whilst dropping ridiculous hints in the worst accent ever, is beyond me.

You may wish for the Obama "bandwagon" to crash, but you're ignoring the way McCain's crashed a long time ago. Or did it even take off?

Motha fuck Quebec, Nuke that piece of shit. OBAMA 08.... That prank was stupid.

@ 79....are you Quebecois? Do you even know what a French accent sounds like? You do realize that the majority of people from Quebec are French and don't need to fake a French accent, right? ...idiot


also, this is hilarious, Quebec FTW!

I wish all the coons in this country were still slaves. What a mistake we made freeing all those animals.

you know, i'm actually going to miss all these political stories being posted. brings out the best in people, not to mention their educated views. i guess if i'm wanting confrontation, i'll have to wait for a story about a retarded kid setting himself on fire. retards are a fun, hot button issue.

uh...that was really boring.

...but solidifies the notion that Palin is too simple to run for VP.

#79 are you serious? Good job on voting for Obama but come on now...

It's unreal that there are still people out there defending this complete moron Palin. She can't think on her feet, she stumbles through interviews, she never even left North America until 2 years ago, she's way too informal, the list goes on and on. It's almost like McCain flipped a coin to choose his running mate because you would have to be an idiot to pick this chick who took 6 years to get her bachelor's degree.

Her only redeeming quality is that she actually knows first hand what it takes to get a steak on her plate, unlike all the hypocrites out there who bash hunters then run down to McDonald's for a burger.

#85

you're disgusting. It's people like you that should go with Palin back to Alaska and f*ck yourself.

Jesus, our national politics are such a joke! This was hilarious but also terrifying: a potential future president of the US outwitted by pranking radio jocks. TERRIFYING. I have been shocked and apalled by John McCain's choice of VP since it was announced, but am glad now that it has become this nail in his coffin.

To all those who said she didn't say anything that bad: do you thijnk Hillary would have coyly laughed as the president of France talked about hunting and screwing with her?

I hope we bring back slavery. I got dibs on Obomma. That fuck is gonna clean my toilet and shine my shoes. C'mon monkey, I ain't got all day, shine 'dem 'der shoes boy....

Not sure who I am voting for yet.
does seem like most liberals here like to tear down and name call. Is that the face of your party? I have seen more name calling and abusive language used here by the people who teach "tolerence" than by the republican posters.

Victoria, you poor ignorant slut. Don't think I glossed over your inability to answer my questions. Just like an obama'ite. Ask them what he stands for and they say "change". What kind of "change"? Umm, CHANGE!?! That is all they know because that is all he ever says.

What made Bill Clinton a better choice for Pres than Sarah Palin for VP? He was only a govenor just as she is.

You never said anything about Biden stating that FDR got on the TV to talk about the Great Depression. Umm sweet cheeks, TV wasn't even around then and FDR wasn't the Pres. But hey, as long as no one asks barry or joe any real questions, that is OK. As long as it isn't Palin right?

Part of me does wish obama wins, just so we can prove how incompitent he is to lead anything. Everything the dem's touch turns to shit. Name me one program that this dem congress has done in the 2 years they have been in power? Did they get the troops out of Iraq like they said they would? Nope. So there is your lying and abuse of power.

I hope we bring back slavery. I got dibs on Obomma. That fuck is gonna clean my toilet and shine my shoes. C'mon monkey, I ain't got all day, shine 'dem 'der shoes boy....

"Not sure who I am voting for yet."

Then you're a total fucking retard. This is the clearest choice that we've had in an election since Carter-Reagan in 1980. Please don't vote. You're simply not smart enough to make an informed decision.

hey #91 you corn holing football fag boy - you too busy smoking your buddies pole to realize your wife is getting nailed in the ass by all the blacks in your town - i should know - i was there while she took it in the ass from Donte while I unloaded down her throat - she loved it - said it made her laugh about your small but thin dick

hey #91 - dont worry meng - you can lick your wifes shit off my dick - might as well be a closet homo like yourself

"Massa' BATOR" is more like it closet-case

Palin is a cheerleader. That's a good fit for a VP candidate. As people have learned more about her, the embittered Hillary supporters have moved away, leaving Palin with a moderately large group of Republican women supporters and a very large group of Republican men supporters. If she tries to run at the top of the ticket in 2012 (come on, McCain has already lost and we all know it), she'll fall flat because her current male supporters will abandon her. They love her as a "beat-off-to-me" cheerleader, but as a female president? No fucking way. The Republican men who love her now love her IN HER PLACE, according to their conservative beliefs. As soon as she tries to move to the top of the ticket, they'll pronounce her "shrill" and point out that she "just doesn't have what it takes" to be president.

#66

All Presidents get tested the first 6 months. Biden asked a man in a wheel chair to stand up, so he made a mistake. At least Biden knows the responsibilities of the VP unlike Sara Palin. Palin made rape victims of Alaska pay for their own rape kits that cost 1,000 while Palin was Gov. of Alaska. Palin thinks that if a female gets raped by her father and gets pregnant; she must keep the baby. Vote for Obama and give the middle class tax breaks.

All you liberals fell hook, line, & sinker, and have all been tricked into class envy, and have effectively "sold" your votes for $500-$1000 in government welfare.

So if any of you liberals actually has a job, furthermore, a non-government job, I hope it was worth it, as you will most likely lose your job because the company you work for will no longer be able to pay you.

Furthermore, Obumba has already stated his intent to let the Bush tax cuts expire in 2 years, which raises income tax on anyone or family making over $42,000 a year.

But hey, you'll still have your $500 welfare check to spend. Problem is, if Obama gets elected, that $500 will only cover one of the following:

1 tank of gas for your car
1 months electric bill
1 months heating bill
1 decent 12-ga shotgun to blow your head off with (hopefully the choice you make)

How will Obama pay for all that he says he is going to do if he gives everyone in the middle class tax breaks? Do a little research and you will see that the wealthy pay FAR more in taxes than the middle class and the people Obama says he is going to give the tax breaks to, don't even pay taxes because they don't make enough. Just because I worked hard my whole life and didn't blow my money on spinners and a big screen TV, that I have to give my money to someone who doesn't work at all? Where is the fairness in that?

Sweet. I cant wait until she and McCain win and NUKE Canada. That would be awesome.

Canada is "The USA's Largest National Park" anyways. After we turn it to glass, we can store all of our freshly killed caribou, deer and pork...and prepare for the anti-muslim feast.

I CANT WAIT!!!

As Alam ma LICKEM deez nutz hadji's!

No need to ask these questions about Obama anymore.

He's going to be President in just over a day.

If you still have doubts and questions, you can then begin to see if you're right.

Because he's going to win. Easily.

Why? Because your side SUCKED.

The best the Republicans could do was to pick a geezer and a bimbo.

Your side is in shambles.

Enjoy your impotent rage and bitter tears tomorrow. Maybe you should pick a movie today, so you can go out tomorrow night and avoid even looking at the TV? The election will be over by 7pm anyway.

John McCain. Mitt Romney. Mike Huckabee.

Good lord, you people sure are in bad shape. Maybe this Nobel Prize winner, Sarah Palin, can save you, as you all seem to believe.

As the joke goes, if Sarah Palin is the solution, you really don't understand the problem.

LOL @#94. I call dibs on the first Monkey, Michelle Obama. She'd look good scrubbing my floors. Plus I could use her to rest my feet on so I wouldn't wear out my footstool. She'd just bend over on all fours in front of my chair.

Damn it must've been nice when all those monkey's were in their proper place as slaves.

Can you imagine the money the gov't would save on Welfare programs alone? We'd have multi-Trillion $ surplus's. It's such a shame how one goddamn useless mongrel race has destroyed an entire Country.

I know why Canada and all the other Euro-pussy countries want Obomma to win.

They are jealous and want the USA to be just as miserable as they are in their demoralizing pathetic failing socialist countries.....

#104, avoid the questions. That is how obama got here in the first place. You are probably right, he will win. Then you will see how screwed we all are. It will be good to see him flop around like a fish out of water since he is far less qualified that Palin is. Enjoy your tax raise!

It is amusing how wanting to help Americans is now called socialism. We have programs to help the poor get back on their feet by providing training for jobs and childcare while they attend school. But for some reason you misguided Republicans want to continue the Corporate welfare. The elite 5 percent of the richest Americans get the greatest tax breaks and this is unfair because the middle class need it more because they make a lot less. There are more small companies that make less than 250,000 in revenue and employ the most Americans than Corporate America. Small business and middle class Americans need tax breaks. There are middle class Americans that cannot afford braces for their kids. Obama's tax break plan would give middle class Americans a 1,000 tax break which means they can purchase the required lap top for school for their child or buy a washer, so they do not have to hand wash their clothes. I do volunteer work at a food bank and it breaks my heart to see all these middle class people living in hard times. They could sure use the 1,000 tax break.

Is it bad karma that I get all warm and fuzzy inside every time the republican party gets bad press? I'm just going to say hell no. It's fucking great. And Sarah Palin is my hero as of now because she completely just cost them the election. Barack the vote!

Ghandi was a pussy and so are you. Goddamn bleeding hearts.

Fuck all these goddamn entitlement-class fucking losers.

10 years ago I was making $10.00 an hour with a B.A. degree. I worked 60-70 hours a week for the past 10 years and now I'm making $120,000 a year. because I worked my ass off. And I paid for college with the GI Bill, and worked 3 or 4 jobs through college to pay rent and expenses and shit. No government handouts, and no help from my parents. I acheived success The Fucking American Way. By working my ass off.

So just because some fucking self-pitying minority or some welfare baby is too fucking lazy to go out and make it on their own, I'm supposed to pay for them to have as much as everyone else?

Fuck them. They deserve their fucking station in life because they aren't true Americans. True Americans turn away from Gov't intervention and welfare.

You fucking loser fucking Democrats have created a welfare state in this country, you are the fucking problem. You've created multiple generations of people 100% reliant on the gov't. You aren't American and you never will be.

Fuck all of you, I hope you all fucking die, Liberal scum.

# 41....... Who's dumb now moron? Quebec has a Prime Minister. lol...retard. It's next to your country and I bet 60% of Americans can't tell name of Canada's Prime Minister lol

@79 - It wasn't a fake French accent it just wasn't a European French accent, it was a legit French Canadian accent.

@80 Quebec does NOT have a Prime Minister, Quebec has a Premier (head of the province, not the country)

And Palin is an embarassment if she knew anything about foreign leaders she would have known that Sarkozy doesn't speak english. She also would have known that the Prime Minister of Canada is Stephen Harper. For crying out loud the Masked Avengers gave her every clue that it was a prank - Nailin' Palin, I can see Belgium from my house, my wife is hot in bed... she wasn't going along with it and being polite she is simply clueless...

Keep drinking the coolaide Beth.

#110

I too struggled and worked very hard to get where I am today. I made 259,000 last year from my successful software business. I have no problem getting taxed more because I can afford it and I don't need to spend my money on extravagant items like a Rolex watch. I use to work 60 plus hours a week when I worked for other people that did not know how to plan a software product. Now I work 40 hours a week and have time to do volunteer work for an out reach program for pre-teens. The world will always need humanitarians to help the less fortunate. We need to keep America strong by helping others in need.

@110

http://www.redroom.com/blog/tim-wise/this-your-nation-white-privilege-updated

#110

After Obama becomes President of the US and you get your $1,000 tax break; you should go seek professional help for your anger issues.

Good Luck.

Nicely said #110. I too used the GI Bill to better myself and get educated. The problem with these lazy scum is, they look down on service in the military. Even though it is us who fight for thier right to hate our guts and what we stand for.

Don't come crying to me when osama unloads another turd on us. I'll empty my M4 into your fucking head.

Even Joe Biden says obama will be tested, but we need to stand by him because he wont know what the fuck he is going to do. He will have to organize a community first.

#110

You took a hand out by the government funded by tax payers with your GI Bill, so you are no better than the welfare mom that used the money to because a medical billing clerk.

#118, no we payed into our GI Bill (it's like a 401K, which, obama wants to start taxing) to the tune of $1,200. In return we had to go to war, get shot at, leave our families for months or years, make far less than we would have in the civilian work force and we volunteered for it. Your welfare mom did none of that. She could have joined the military and gotten an education and earned some money, but decided not to.

So while we did use gov money, we also paid into it. It wasn't given to us for free.

Joe Biden voted on the war as did Hillary and most demoncrats.

"You are probably right, he will win. Then you will see how screwed we all are."

Can you right wingers please admit that NOBODY can screw up more than your guy, George W. Bush, has? He's the worst president in 100 years. All of your continued barking means nothing in the face of the most monumental screw up in recent American history. George W. Bush invalidates every argument you make that "da librul commie Dumbocrats gonna destroy dis country". The country is already destroyed. Your guy, George W. Bush, destroyed it (actually, Cheney did, Bush is merely Cheney's bitch, but that's a technicality). The next president has only one task: rebuild.

You'd think that would cause right wingers to have a tiny bit of restraint about how anybody but their guy is toxic to the country, but nooooooooooo.

Just watch tomorrow to see how, because of YOUR GUY GEORGE W. BUSH, nobody is willing to listen to you anymore.

#117

The brave soldiers in Iraq are not fighting for American freedom; they are fighting because Bush started the war in Iraq and now Americans are fighting a war that cannot be won. The Shites and Sunis are having their own civil war since the 7th century which means the war in Iraq will never end. There can be no democracy until the Shites and Sunis stop fighting each other. When Bush Sr. was in office; even Cheney told the press that over throwing Saddam would be a quagmire after Bush Sr. stopped the fighting in Iraq after saving Kuwait from the Iraq Invasion. The US has the greatest defense in the world. Bin Ladin would never ever be able to have a full blown attack on the US. The best that Bin Ladin can do is send some crazy Islam extremist to US and bomb several people. The US basically has another Vietnam war with Iraq and over 4,000 Americans have died. We do not need anymore Americans dying in a war that cannot be won. Joe Biden said that Obama will be tested because all new Presidents are tested when they first come into office. Unfortunately when the soldiers come back from Iraq; the Bush administration is not providing them with the medical care they need. Our brave soldiers deserve more than this. Americans need to practice logic and critical thinking instead of repeating what they hear on the Rush radio show or Fox News.

"I know why Canada and all the other Euro-pussy countries want Obomma to win.

They are jealous and want the USA to be just as miserable as they are in their demoralizing pathetic failing socialist countries....."

Ummm, I'm pretty sure that the United States is one of the most miserable of western nations that are failing at the moment - yes, the U.S. IS failing - and places like Canada are doing FAR better. Also, Oboma is only spelled with one 'm' - but A+ for effort!

"I know why Canada and all the other Euro-pussy countries want Obomma to win.

They are jealous and want the USA to be just as miserable as they are in their demoralizing pathetic failing socialist countries....."

Ummm, I'm pretty sure that the United States is one of the most miserable of western nations that are failing at the moment - yes, the U.S. IS failing - and places like Canada are doing FAR better. Also, Oboma is only spelled with one 'm' - but A+ for effort!

It's crystal clear she cannot understand the accent. What is she going to do when she is with other foreign diplomats and leaders, go on about how she is plowin' through this and that, smile, nod her head, laugh????? McCain should have picked Huckabee, they would be near the lead if not in the lead. That was a safe bet. People are wanting a safe bet right now, and that's why there's so many undecided. McCain already fucked himself and the only saving grace for him is if the race is already rigged.

#119

The military does not pay into their GI benefits like a 401K plan. It is the tax payers money that funds the GI bill.

I joined the military because I wanted to use the GI Bill to help me become a doctor. I had no intention of ever fighting in a war. After all, I thought the US learned from Vietnam. Imagine my surprise when I was shipped to Iraq to fight a war I did not believe in. I got blown up by a bomb and now my face is severely disfigured and I have minimum use of my hands. I will never ever be able to have the chance to study to be a doctor because I also suffer from daily painful headaches. My fiance dumped me and I cannot blame her. Who wants to look at a disturbing face and body everyday. I was a Republican before the war and now I am an Independent voting for Obama.

LOL @ 126

You deserve your fate because you're not a true American. I only wish you would have died so that would be one less vote for Osama Bin Obama.

None of this matters, because if Obumma gets elected, the Military will revolt against him, and he and all you liberals will be either killed, or tried and hung as traitors against your country. I can't fucking wait!.....LOL.

But McCain will win anyway, because deep down, even the liberalist of liberal white people will never pull the lever for a coon on election day. They may say they will in polls and shit, but give us White people some credit. Even liberals aren't that ignorant.

Do you actually believe we'd elect a fucking spook for President?? LOL

You must be from Canada, and appreciate Socialism. Barack Obama has had NO FOREIGN AFFAIRS experience, but you are willing to put him in the main chair. I guess you want to forget about his involvement with Ayers, a known Political Domestic Terrorist; and before you say they are not associates, the fact is that Ayers threw Obama's coming out party. Barack Obama is a cereal box. He is a manufactured product of the Democratic Party who are trying to capitalize on the race card. Pathetic. You make jokes about a guy who fought and suffered 5 years of torture in the name of his country. At the very least, show him some respect. As far as Palin goes, she would should probably do better to speak to these DJ's than the President of France. It's fucking France. When was the last time they got involved. 60 years ago? Let those beret wearing surrender monkey's keep pressing wine and and being arrogant. Palin has accomplished more than your low-brow, dumbed down excuse for media. The sad fact is that the few draws you may actually may influence some of the few that you draw to this site, with your political commentary amidst the pictures of Kim Kardashians ass, and talking about some robot you built in your parents basement who will shield you from the site of Britney's stomach and finally unite you with Jessica Alba so that you can live on a cloud making love and having wine poured for you by the faceless masses. Just in case you missed it, that last sentence was my sarcastic imiation of the tired comments you pass off as writing. Fucking loser.

LOL @ #26

Honestly now....are you that clueless???? Nicholas Sarcozy is the French president!!!! how do you not know this???...oh wait....you're American....! So i'll explain slooooowly.....these 2 guys are from Quebec....pretending to be the French president not the Quebec prime minister !(which doesn't exist)

#125, the Reserve (National Gaurd) GI Bill is not the same as the Active Duty GI Bill. True, the Reserve GI Bill you do not have to pay into. The Active Duty GI Bill you do contribute $100 a month for the first year of enlistment.

Thank you for your service.

IN RESPONSE TO THE POST BY 126:

So you joined the Army to get a free education, and because you didn't think you would have to fight and protect your country. That sounds like a liberal thinker. Take take take, and never think they should have to give give give. If you wanted an education where you wouldn't have to compromise your beleifs for or against a war, you should have taken out student loans like I did, and repay them. Not look for a fucking hand out. I am sorry to hear that you were injured, as I would not wish that on anyone, but Karma is a bitch, isn't it?

#132

It was not about protecting our country; it was about the Bush administration making a horrible mistake and putting the US into war and now over 4,000 US soldiers have died for a war that cannot be won. I am truly sorry #126 for what happened to you.

typical

instead of admitting that she is in no way ready to represent your country with any sort of diplomacy - you attack the entire country that the pranksters are from. i am canadian, and i think the prank was classless and over the line - but the truth lies in the fact that she sounded like a start struck teenager - rather than an official of the US government. "We looooove you" - sigh, just bleh

so when mccain/palin camp loses, it will be 'blame canada, blame canada" all over again

SNORE

I know I am late with this BUT GET THIS TO KEITH OLBERMAN NOW!!!!!!!!!

"None of this matters, because if Obumma gets elected, the Military will revolt against him, and he and all you liberals will be either killed, or tried and hung as traitors against your country. I can't fucking wait!.....LOL."

Wow. Stop playing HALO 3 and please get an education.

"None of this matters, because if Obumma gets elected, the Military will revolt against him, and he and all you liberals will be either killed, or tried and hung as traitors against your country. I can't fucking wait!.....LOL."

Wow. Stop playing World of Warcraft and please get an education.

111 is a moron... how about you go look up Canadas political system. Does every US state have have president? NO. Canada has ONE Prime Minister. Do some fucking research and educate yourself.
I think it's completely unacceptable that Palin didn't know that Harper is the PM of Canada. You want to be VP? Pretty sure it's necessary for you to know who is running the country if you're going to be dealing with them!!! Kudos to these two pranksters for pulling this off and showing what a joke Palin is. Makes me happy to be living in a country where we won't have total incompetents running the nation!

Better her than a Nigger in the "white" house. Him and his ape wife and monkey daughters are going to turn the whole neighborhood into ghetto.

hey dickface @139 ^^^

how funny is that, that a man and his family that you clearly believe is beneath you in every way is sooooo close to becoming the president of the US tomorrow, and there you still are, grinding your axe and blaming everyone else for the big, fat nothing that is your life.

that must totally suck for you.

@126

You type pretty good for having minimum use of your hands.

...Just sayin'.

I cannot believe what a freaking moron she is. How did she get as far as she has? Definitely not her brain.

I dont think that people who don't even know who the Prime Minister of Canada is should be allowed to run a country.

I dont think that people who don't even know who the Prime Minister of Canada is should be allowed to run a country.

I dont think that people who don't even know who the Prime Minister of Canada is should be allowed to run a country.

I dont think that people who don't even know who the Prime Minister of Canada is should be allowed to run a country.

I dont think that people who don't even know who the Prime Minister of Canada is should be allowed to run a country.

I dont think that people who don't even know who the Prime Minister of Canada is should be allowed to run a country.

To me, Sarah Palin looks and acts like the cartoon character Peggy Hill from the TV series King of the Hill. Not only is her resemblance to Peggy Hill uncanny, like Peggy Hill she too is self-aggrandizing and clueless.

Dear Republicans, our country is broke. The elite master bankers stole our money and your hero - Dubya , allowed them to.
911 - I guess you retards really think that those Arab guys could outsmart the NSA, huh? And where is bin Laden by the way? Dubs said he would catch him and then admitted to not thinking about him much 6 months later. C'mon idiots, wake up. We have been looted and plundered and will be involved in World War 3 soon enough. It's all by decree.

Presidents and kings no longer rule countries. The trilateralists and Bilderbergers do. If you don't know that than you are very very ignorant.

Sheep.

Does anyone else notice how all the comments from the Republicans are littered with irrelevant personal insults (i.e. terming democrats as pussies) and irrational threats (i.e. warning us about Obama's impending downfall) or some direct, blatant reference to their guns? Lol, just saying... how can you possibly expect us to take you seriously?

#151

This is exactly what the Republicans want. Providing scare tactics and name calling to the people that do not practice logic and critical thinking will prompt them to vote Republican or by stating Anti-Choice remarks will prompt holier than thou Christians to vote Republican also.

We should go hunting together? We can kill two birds with one stone? Unbelievable.

To #93:

"Victoria, you poor ignorant slut."

That's how you start an argument with someone you've never met? Wow. Classy. You must have gotten personal tips from John McCain on how to talk to women. Just like he calls his wife a "cunt"

Just so you know - anything and everything you wrote was negated by your ltacky opening line, ack of class and inability to illustrate clear points without getting personal. The fact that you can't spell either makes it all too obvious how dumb you are.

Just the kind of people the Republicans bank on voting for their party. I'm sure you're on way your way to church to pray about it too. Lovely.

cynthiamckinney-
Hilarious comment!

Kill em all and Massa-
Please die.

Oh, and justtheobvious-

You, too-
Please die.

Thank you

Wow.. i like to kill animals? Really Palin?

Should have let ron paul be the republican VP, he kicks Obamas ass.

McCain and palin are obviously a sad joke for the nomination, however they are so poor, it makes me wonder whether the republican party even wants to win..

Obamas great, he's getting the youth voting, he's making race a non issue, a really important thing for minorities who have fought for race equality their whole lives, and he's inspiring people to believe that unified, they can make a difference, however they will be sorely dissapointed when they realize that politics is a system that is designed to keep the status quo, its a plutocracy and a corporatocracy that serves elite bankers and financiars interests. Nobody made it more clear that government and the presidency was a puppetry role than good ol Gorge Bush.

So, while palin is clearly an idiot, and McCain is teetering on life support, it seems that the republican party wants the democrats to fall in shits creek after this current economic crisis (Watch Zeitgeist 2 Addendum if you want to understand it), and that nothing important is really going to change.

Making a couple of socialist tax reforms isnt going to repair the defunt, corrupt monetary system that is perpetuated by the Federal Reserve.

Good luck to all

AHHHHHHHHHHhaha! i no longer hate Canada!

no. 41

Quebec does have a prime Minister named Jean Charest.
Lol Yes she wrote a song for you: It's called "du rouge à levres sur une cochonne" (lipstick on a pig) LOL

no. 41

Quebec does have a prime Minister named Jean Charest.
Lol Yes she wrote a song for you: It's called "du rouge à levres sur une cochonne" (lipstick on a pig) LOL

no. 41

Quebec does have a prime Minister named Jean Charest.
Lol Yes she wrote a song for you: It's called "du rouge à levres sur une cochonne" (lipstick on a pig) LOL

@84

I take it that you're not a french canadian then. Sure we speak french but our accent differs greatly from the French's. As much as your english would differ from a texan's. So of course this accent had to be imitated. Now I don't know why all these people say it was badly imitated 'cause it really sounded like a french from France speaking.. Them French have a hard time speaking english, pronoucing the "th" like "z" and the english R like french R.
Haha I think they got it right and I also think this prank call was funny as Hell :-)

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