Nov 21 2008Sarah Palin just set off some alarms at PETA

What an idiot.

Heather, the Secretary of the Awesome, is a slut.

Holy freakin' shit. This woman scares the bejeesus out of me

ohhhh that voice ! This broad' is clueless,,,unless shes in her short shorts please spare me of this!

And some people STILL think she is if fit to be President. I don't mind the Turkey processing... this video could have had a Beach scene for a backdrop and the clone tard would still sound wack.

So this broads personal idea of a bit of levity and fun is to hang around watchin turkey's get slaughtered? Don't get me wrong, I'll eat me some turkey...but I dunno if watchin em die is my idea of whoopdie-doo fun time. Damn Alaska must suck. Although I think it'd be hawt to do her bent over, while she's talking politics, watching turkey's being slaughtered. Perhaps I've said too much.

ohhh hellooo der i have a burberry scarf innit

I can't understand why she is so popular at the millionaire & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^^^^^. She has got many great fans there.

oh. my. fucking. god.

she is truely one of the stupidest people on planet earth. (or any of the adjacent galaxies)

say whatever you want about obama; if this ignorant twat ever gets into the white house, we are all dead.

check out the turkey struggling in the background! (& the expression on the guy's face) fucking hilarious!

So what? Turkey is delicious and it has to die somehow.

ignorant twat?

No, not really. I mean honestly? Name calling?

Wow!!!

Something tells me her vaginal labia looks like two turkey necks slapping together...

Fuck you, you know you were thinking the exact same thing.

I hope SP stays in the limelight and continues to show her ignorance and stupidity...2012 here's Sarah!!

Seriously... the election is over people, leave her the fuck alone

She really needs a house negro. We all do.

I hope the Bush pardons are treated in the same manner. Anyone who voted for McCain knowing this dumb fuck would be one cancer ridden 72 year-old heartbeat away from the presidency is an idiot.

There is no way anyone but an idiot kills turkeys like that. It's slow and horrid. I think she's been set up again. She's retarded.

hey #10 are you Palins twin twat?!?!
idiot

THis is the kind of American politican whon is going to guide the US into losing its position of world dominance. I hope I am dead before it happens. THis bitch is ridiculous and there are enough dumb ass white people to support her.

That's probably the same guy Sarah hired to remove Todd's balls.
He probalby hacked Bristol Palin's fiancee's nuts off too, I can't remember that douchetard's name and I refuse to search it I want to forget these fucking assclowns even exist, but since I'm Canadian and can see Alaska from where I live that will be really hard, harder than Sarah Palin's nipples and clit are at the sight of those mutilated turkey's.

I guess all of these people who take issue with this are vegan, or at least vegetarian?

If not, quit beingf-king hypocrites. At least those turkeys aren't factory farmed, unlike most of the poultry you undoubtedly consume.

Listen to her speak. I've never heard a person use more filler words in my life. "The last two months have been just so... political." No shit, Sarah? That's a brilliant observation.

So there must be two main writers on this website, one who's AWESOME and HILARIOUS and another who tries desperately but fails miserably.
This is an example of the latter.

And there's some basic grammatical and spelling errors in that story you may want to fix to at least save your credibility, if not your lack of talent.

#17

YES I AM
I am definitely her twat twin. How can you call me an idiot when you don't even know me on a personal level?

God this is refreshing. All you assholes whining about the turkeys being killed get the hell over it.

#20,
That is not the point. She was there for the annual turkey PARDON. Did that look like a pardon to you?

I don't think anyone is opposing the fact that the turkey is being killed, ya asshole. I think the main focus of the story is that Sarah Palin is there TO PARDON A TURKEY.....then get this......has an interview with TURKEYS BEING SLAUGHTERED AND HER COMPLETE OBLIVIOUS BLISS ON WHAT IS GOING ON BEHIND HER.

Get it now? I typed it big, and I want you to read it slow so it'll sink in.

Say what you will about her, but her approval ratings are still more than twice as high as Congress' and higher than Obama's and Clinton's.

Turkeys got to die somehow. You fucking tree huggers probably think it is OK to smoke pot, but you don't want to hear about the child labor used to grow and cultivate it in mexico and elsewhere.

Yep. Yeah, anyone with a free thinking mind is a tree hugging hippie. Or maybe we just have more common sense. It's good to know that the GOP is still so bitter, and angry even two weeks after the election is over. How'd that whole election thing turn out, by the way? Yeah, how've the past 8 years been for the country,hm? Okay. S'what I thought. Fuck off.

that was one of the funniest things i've seen in a long while...

What a shame this smug genius isn't president yet.

How the fuck do you think turkeys get in your grocery store?

Pussies....

.

Again....so you're obviously with a mental condition that impairs your focus, and understanding. It's not about the turkey being killed. It's about Sarah Palin's obliviousness to what's going on in her tiny little bubble, and the fact that she was there to PARDON A MOTHA FUCKIN' TURKEY.

See the irony in that? Do you know what irony is? It's not used to describe what Iron Man's armor tastes like. I promise. Go grab a dictionary.

That was funny. I kept looking at the turkey guy and didn't even listen what she was talking about.

Who's bitter #28? We lost fair and square, we know that. It doesn't change the fact that her approval ratings are higher than the Dem controlled Congress, Obama's and Clinton's. Hell even GWB's ratings are higher than Congress. Bitter doesn't change facts.

The only bitter people are the homo's in CA who lost to Prop 8. Get over it. We don't agree with you wanting to marry the same sex. Get a civil union and move on.

I killed my own turkey this year. I hit it with my Pathfinder as it tried to cross I-24 here in Tennessee. Fucked up my vehicle to the tune of $1,430!

I like turtles.

Tennessee. That explains a lot.

@33
I was doing the same thing.

Yeah... as a non-US citizen I had an image growing up of guys in lab coats in Palo Alto or Burbank or IBM... What happened to the US that someone like this can make it to Governor of Alaska, let alone potential VP?

I lived in CA my whole life (except the times I was deployed for the military) and I couldn't wait to get out of that shit hole. The liberals have made that State a laughing stock. Arnold, the liberals and the fucking illegals can have it. I am just glad I got out. Say what ever you want about Tennesee (or any other place). At least I can afford a better standard of living and not worry about my kids having to learn that guys fucking guys is OK. you know, because every 1st grader needs to know that.

she knows it's ironic - it's in spite of the 'animal and tree huggers' that so ruined her never-possible election ideals. she sees it as the wackjob environmental/tree hugger types who stole the election so she has an interview about a joke pardon for a turkey in front of someone butchering them - complete asshole and also a sore loser (just like everyone else who voted for her)

perhaps you guys should take this time to do a little SELF-REFLECTION as to why and what you can change about yourself and your party. why do you think 75% of the GOP voted for Obama? that 25% needs to vanish or get with the times.

This just in: Politicians are patronizing to special interest groups.

More on this report in the next 4 to 8 years.

This also just in: People eat turkeys. And they don't eat them alive.

More on this report next Thursday.

Damn, she should have kept the hair and make-up people on staff - she looks like she just woke up and rolled out of a moose pile.

I want to eat the turkey, I just don't want to see how it got to my oven, which is why I didn't watch the video.

That said, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, turkey. So lean and good for you. Can't wait to make it bad for me with potatoes and stuffing and gravy. WOO HOO.

# 39 - "At least I can afford a better standard of living and not worry about my kids having to learn that guys fucking guys is OK. you know, because every 1st grader needs to know that."

Yes, I'm sure your kids are relieved that they only have to learn that their daddy fucking them is ok. I agree with you about your standard of living; double-wides are real nice these days.

FUCK PETA. We didn't rise to the top of the food chain by foraging for berries. MMMM....berries

When did we start killing animals for food?????? What?

GROW THE FUCK UP YOU IDIOTS!!!!!!!!

And why doesn't PETA go to an Indian Reservation and douse them with flour for wearing fur?

@27: Not hard to have a high approval rating when you raise taxes on corporations and hand out their profits with checks to citizens. It's called socialism. Sarah Palin is a socialist.

#46 - Because those PETA sissies would faint at the very first scalping. Personally, if my dinner doesn't moo and bleed, I send it back.

I have always given Sarah the benefit of the doubt; however, this was the height of stupid. She definitely has cashews for brains.

You want to see stupid.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mm1KOBMg1Y8

#16
Acutally it is an instantatneous and relativlely painless way to slaughter a turkey. The head is quickly decapitated which obviously causes instant death. The turkey is then left so the blood can drain (thanks to the fact that everything has to be Kosher). The spasms after decapitation are a natural part of the process are not due to conscious activity of the turkey...its already dead and doesn't "feel" it. When I was younger and we went to slaughter our turkeys/chickens, we just used an axe to cut off the head. Because of the spasms, they were hard to hold down and you would get blood all over. We usually just let the body run around bouncing off of stuff but that tended to bruise the meat....don't worry though, the turkey didn't feel it. Now that you have been educated, go back to taking your insulin (taken from pigs) and fish oil (fish), put on your makeup(also made with many animal byproducts) then jump in your luxury SUV with leather seats and take your leather purse (leather comes from animals too) to Starbucks and buy a $5 coffee and talk about PeTA and how bad the economy is. Then smoke a doobie (as mentioned don't think of the forced labor of children cultivating it) and blog about how all the record LOW temperatures are a result of global WARMING.

How dare you speak of someone who has been so successful in her career in that manner? An 'ignorant twat'? What? She is a governor and was a VP candidate! Show some respect for your country's leaders! (She is still a leader, VP or not)

While I do think Obama will make a good president, USA needs more people like Mrs. Palin. Ambitious, sharp, intelligent, and full of character.

Joe the turkey killer?

Also #8 you go to hell!, you go to hell and die!!
Everytime I see your posts I make it a point to tell everyone that your site is just a rickroll. (which it is)

Kind of makes you realize where the expression "choking the chicken" comes from!

I am as concerned about Palin as the next person and never want to see her in the white house but, this isn't really her fault. Some camera person is the only reason this is worth talking about. Seriously, who tapes an interview with a turkey slaughter going on in the background? I hope no children were watching the news that night.

@22-You may want to check your own grammar before slamming the Fish. Dumbass.

OMG!!! This was fucking hilarious!!!!!! Totally made my day!!!!!!! Thanks Superficial!

# 55 - I thought of that of that as well. If the cameraman was setting Palin up, Palin or her aids should have been aware of the surroundings. And then demanded to do the interview else where on the property.

wow, governor milflicious just scored 893409340934 points in my book. i fucking hate peta with a passion. funding militant animal liberation fronts is way too over the line. even for me.

anybody want to grill out in peta's parking lot? it's winter so we can all were fur coats.

#52 - Palin's biggest contribution to the country is that she can single-handedly repopulate it if there is a mass famine. Seriously, she can shoot out kids like a pitching machine in a batting cage...

LOL ! You can't make this stuff up.

You guys are incredible. You're ideological warped minds are so clouded with political bs. Get over it. I find it hilarious when someone who can't spell has the audacity to call someone else stupid.

Just because you don't agree ideologically with someone does not make them stupid. It amazes me that the liberal left considers themselves as "tolerant" ... I guess they're only tolerant of those that agree with their own beliefs. Hatemongers on the left and right need to look into their hearts and see how foolish they appear to most of the world.

45

@34

"...her approval ratings are higher..."

what kind of people live in america?

She did what every Governor in the US does. Some cutsie thing for the media pardoning a turkey. The thing is a photo op and should last about 30 seconds. But everyone starts asking her about the VP candidate experience in situations where it's not relevant. She can either refuse to answer the questions and appear rude (which would get media coverage) or answer the question when asked.

I voted for Obama.. but that being said, I'm always amazed at how my party rarely addresses issues with Republican candidates.. instead they make them out to be stupid or mean. Palin's not stupid.. she wouldn't have made a great choice for VP, but I'm not sure Biden's a better one.

#22 Escalator: "And there's some basic grammatical and spelling errors in that story "

there's nothing like undermining someone else's intelligence by proving the lack of your own.

there's--> there ARE

It always amazes me people calling her names and saying shes stupid, when its clearly out of political bias, or they dont have the brains to think for themselves and just repeat what they think are popular views and media driven opinions.
btw, shes hot!

HUSTLER-magazine too: THEY WANT HER, folks!!

Jesus, how much longer do I have to read your stupid views on Palin? She's ditzy, but that doesn't mean she's stupid. She's also got the entire media against her, including supposed entertainment sites like this. Please, for the love of God, stick to Hollywood. You got your stupid token president, his phony dialect from state-to-state and all (sweet patayta paaah), so be happy and carry on. And to the guy who said CA is totally FUBAR, Amen.

wow.

God was overseeing the election, I'm fairly certain of that now.

Praise Jesus! I might have to start going to church now. LMFAO

#21

I agree with you Ted. Palin never states specific policies and uses a lot of filler words. She only majored in Communications which is one of the easiest degrees to get next to Socialogy. She needs to go back to school and learn Constitutional Law, History, and Political Science.

I'd like to see which one of you on this board could raise five children, manage the largest state in the nation, run for VP on a major party ticket and have the entire entertainment and media industry in the US be in your shorts with every word you say.

What, you thought Turkeys just appeared on the table come the 4th Thursday of November. Get over yourselves, your boy Obama has yet to prove a damn thing in office and he's got a steep hill ahead of him. God bless him, he's going to need every blessing we can muster. Lay off Sarah, she's accomplished more than 99.9% of us, which is a fact no one is really willing to speak to, we're just armchair pundits, she's actually done something for her country other than whine and complain.

#72 - I beg to differ... I have done something for my country... I voted against her stupid ass, which is 99.9% more than I can say for her.

#65

You are absolutely clueless! Palin has been accusing Obama of hanging out with terrorist when in fact Obama was on the same anti-poverty committee as Aryes. Obama has talked about many policies that he did not agree with like McCain's tax plan. McCain has lied and said Obama plans on increasing taxes for everyone which is not true. I think it is important that all candidates running for US President or VP have a higher education background. Biden has a double major in Political Science and History. He also has a law degree. Palin has a communications degree and she needs to go back to school and get educated on History and Political Science before even thinking about running for VP again. Palin also need to get a higher degree.

I only vote for the mentally handicapped!

Isn't it wonderful that people could still vote for for anyone who graduated fifth from the bottom out of almost 900 to be a president and another who had to try four times to graduate as his VP?

#72

For goodness sakes Palin has a lot help. While she is at work someone else is raising her kids. Unfortunately women have to choose between career and raising their kids and they can't have both because the children will suffer. How hard is it to go to work while someone else is raising your kids and doing the housework? All she has to do is go home because everyone has done everything for her. All her kids are old enough to help with the baby and she has a nanny. Palin did a bad job managing Alaska. She is in charge of the budget and allowed women to have to pay for their own rape kits at $1,000. You seem to be impressed by a woman that says a lot of nothing. I have yet to hear Palin talk specifics about any policy she believes in. I am more impressed with the mother with a higher education (unlike Palin) that has five kids with little or no help, and has to work.

This woman is ignorant. Need I say more? Every time she opens her mouth I cringe. She makes my gender look so dumb.

@ 52

You're right, just like we should respect her buddy Ted Stevens, he may be a 7 time convicted felon but god damn was he not successful...

Try using your brain before speak next time

it's clear that the reporters purposely placed her there just to make her seem bad. no interviewee actually picks where s/he will be interviewed. the reporters had a field day with this, trying to be as snarky as possible about the location. the camera crew should be ashamed of themselves, but they won't be...the left strikes again!

'it's clear that the reporters purposely placed her there just to make her seem bad' - ya think? repubs are so fucking stupid.

#77

Please do not think that Palin represents all women. Palin only represents cluless self rightous ultra right wing religious fanatics with only a Communications degree.

#77 ... comments like yours makes YOU look stupid, not your gender.

"the reporters had a field day with this, trying to be as snarky as possible about the location. the camera crew should be ashamed of themselves, but they won't be...the left strikes again!"

They were interviewing Sarah Palin, not Trig Palin. As President Bush once said, "There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again."

And why doesn't PETA go to an Indian Reservation and douse them with flour for wearing fur?

Hey dipshit, people on the Rez don't exactly where bison pelts anymore.

It always amazes me people calling her names and saying shes stupid, when its clearly out of political bias, or they dont have the brains to think for themselves and just repeat what they think are popular views and media driven opinions.
btw, shes hot!

Yes you just proved to me how intelligent she actually is, by commenting on her looks. Thank you moron.

"#46 - Because those PETA sissies would faint at the very first scalping. Personally, if my dinner doesn't moo and bleed, I send it back."

Yep, no stereotypes here. And yes you have proven that you are the manliest of men, by the fact that you sit on your ass at a restaurant and have someone else bring you food they killed and cooked.

And why doesn't PETA go to an Indian Reservation and douse them with flour for wearing fur?

Hey dipshit, people on the Rez don't exactly where bison pelts anymore.

Where did I mention bison? Is that the only fur? Why is fur bad? Aren't the animals used to the fullest? Food and survival? You would die so fast if there weren't people to make your hemp clothing for you.

#85 - Personally, I'd rather go Xanthippas hunting, but I hear the meat is gamey and a wee bit cunty.

uhh wow. Some people have major problems here. Go back to Perez's boards, geez.
I hate PETA as much as the next normal person. The issue here isn't the slaughtering of a turkey. The issue is that it's being done on screen right behind Sara Palin during an interview. Not only is it distracting (was anyone really listening to whta she said?), but it's a little gross to watch. Most people don't kill their own food, and would like to keep it that way.

Anyway, my local news covered this last night and said she was told where she was standing before the interview was conducted and said "No worries."

Wow. I'm stunned into silence for once.

Wow. I'm stunned into silence for once.

#51 you are a total, brainless douche...

- and blog about how all the record LOW temperatures are a result of global WARMING -

Do you drool when you speak? Does your mommy still wipe your shitty bottom? Global warming causes erratic, extreme temperature shifts, including very cold temperatures in some areas, and very hot temperatures in others. The warming part of the "Global Warming" refers to the fact that, overall, the greenhouse gasses are trapping in our atmosphere heat that would normally escape. This heat is raising the temperature of, among other things, our oceans. This in turn causes the extreme temperature changes elsewhere.

Please slit your wrists and kill any of your progeny if you've already procreated. Your genes do not deserve to be passed on.

Wow! I hate the way she sounds. Her vocal chords need to shut the F up!
It's like OMG! I can't listen to her ever.

She can never be president.

Sheesh, couldn't they have found a better location for the interview, like maybe five feet to the left or right? I eat turkey, but I don't need to see Cletus covered in all its blood on the evening news...

That was hilarious.

I especially loved the way the butcher was trying to stand between the camera and the turkey.

Awesome!

I hope everyone on this board gets eaten by some form of animal. I really wish that for you and your families.

mmmmmmmmmmm.... turkey.
turkey sammiches, turkey soup, turkey pot-pie, turkey burgers...

jake17 - November 21, 2008 10:25 AM

Kind of makes you realize where the expression "choking the chicken" comes from!

Well, speaking of "choking the chicken," Looking at Sarah Palin makes me want to "jerk the gerkin"

Wow, a lot of dumb, e-bully, elitist, fuckwads spewing shit about a woman who has done more in her life time than the last three generations of your worthless, piece of shit families. Most of you couldn't walk 3 FEET in her shoes with out tripping over your own sorry ass and showing the world what a pathetic piece of crap you are. You idiots live in glass houses and are building catapults to fling those rocks of yours. Get a life you pathetic losers.

You know the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina?

Only one retrarded thing ever came out of her vagina.

Wow, too soon?

#98

First, it's the last 2 generations of my famiy that haven't done shit!
Don't make snap judgements.

Second, of course I couldn't walk 3 ft. in her shoes - our feet are not only the different sizes, but as a non-transvestite male, I have no idea how to walk in heels.

Gobbles? Starving. And loved this latest clip of insanity. Only sad thing is that reporter missed a great follow up: What are you eating for Thanksgiving? Turkey, Sarah responds with a giggle and some slight spittle from her Egg Nog Latte. Next question shoulda been: Will it be one of the ones behind you? Even reporters can be a little dense.

And to all you twats who's only point is about turkeys have to die somehow, we all are adults and know this. The point is that its FUNNY, IRONIC and plain SURREAL for this press conference to have been staged just so. It's litterally a slice of heaven, and not staged at all!

Geeze people. Its a turkey farm. She was making an official visit to a turkey farm. All you delicate folks out there...that is where turkeys come from. If you are that delicate, then go eat tofu and try not offend nature by stepping on the blades of grass.

FUCKING DISGUSTING! I hope that bitch dies.

#98 - I could walk 3 miles in her shoes if the RNC paid for them.

Ever since the election ended, the GOPers from politico have been looking for a place to spew their finger tapped diarrhea... and they found the 'fish...

A Classic up-yours card to PETA!!! Alaska...the last frontier where the Governor is perfectly comfortable slaughtering a turkey on camera!

It's not that she wasn't aware of what was going on behind her, she just flat-out didn't care-- hell, she was doing media avails at a slaughter house.... that was the whole point of the event.. it wasn't some big secret!

Now that Obama has ditched the whole "CHANGE" thing and stuffed his cabinet with inside-the-beltway retreads (not the fresh-faced change agents he promised), it''s nice to see a politician who is at least straight up about who she is and what she believes. Don't expect her to win any elections outside fo Alask any time soon, but bless her for being herself!!!

#91
Thanks for proving that you are the real douche. Its okay if you can't do your own research and find that the Global Warming bit is all a bunch of BS. Though the intentions were good, it just simply not true. The earth has been cooling (this includes the Oceans) for the past 10 years. There are not any valid findings for your "extreme global temperature changes". Remember when it used to be the Ozone depleting, well they proved that wrong also. You might have to do some actual research to find that out as well. The earth goes through warm/cool cycles and has for millions of years. We are just in another cycle that has little to do with what car I drive or how many cows shit. I suppose you think we need to get rid of CO2, you should realize that it is necessary for life on earth and in fact, the more of it the better. It promotes "green" growth and does enrich the atmosphere. Grow up, even CFL's weren't near as bad as they said it was. And please, look elsewhere besides your liberal text books, universities, magazines, and news reports. Do some research on some real scientific findings that aren't funded by the likes of Al Gore. Maybe I should procreate with your mom as it seems the intelligience that was supposed to go with you ran down your mothers leg during birth and ended up being soaked up by a wet sponge and thrown away.

#99 - It's never too soon. Think of it as vengeance for that soon to be delicious turkey that was mercilessly slaughtered behind her.

#99 - It's never too soon. Think of it as vengeance for that soon to be delicious turkey that was mercilessly slaughtered behind her.

I second #51 statement. Fuck turkeys we eat them somehow they have to het killed. FUCK YOU PETA.
BTW The video ROFL. That's fucken funny. I like how at the end she says, "i'm right where supposed to be." Awesome
DID I FORGET TO SAY FUCK YOU PETA.

@25--Read the story. It was a pardon for ONE turkey, and it's a stupid feel-good thing a lot of mayors and governors do. She wasn't looking to save them all. Other turkeys will die for Thanksgiving. It's a fact of life.

#27

Palin's approval ratings have been going down. Fox News did a story on how ignorant Palin is with geography, NAFTA, and world affairs. Palin did not know Africa is a continent! Palin also had temper tantrums with her staff. A lot of Republicans do not like Palin because they are fiscal conservation and Palin is ultra conservative.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFJr3XRedYU

Who stages her interviews? Yes turkey is a part of Thanksgiving and it has to die somehow. Was it really necessary that we see it struggling for its life? You could even tell that the man who had the wonderful job of killing the turkey was uncomfortable with killing the turkey on camera. Sarah couldn't care less. She even mentioned that she would probably be criticized for this, just like everything else she does. Maybe if she did not put herself in situations that would make her seem heartless, stupid and ignorant, she would have a better chance of having a more positive image. But since i come from fake America she probably does not care what i think.

ha ha

the funniest part is that guy in the back...he is like UHHH should I be DOING THIS with the camera rolling???

In the immortal words of Ted Nugent: "You can't grill it 'till you kill it."

Turkey is tasty and delicious, who gives a flying fuck if they were slaughtering a turkey in the background? It's a FUCKING TURKEY FARM YOU VAPID IDIOTS.

Where do you think your thanksgiving dinner comes from? The turkey sandwich you give your kids for lunch? The turkey club you devour at a pub? Yeah. From turkeys, and you have to kill them before you eat them.

Honestly Fish? Stfu with your Palin-hating. Obama is going to fuck this country nine ways to sunday.

If you can't stomach this, feel free to reduce your carbon footprint by abstaining from turkey. Or, if you really want to help the environment, get up there to Wasilla and take a look into the chute that the farmer was sticking those turkey heads into. Go ahead. Closer. Cloooser. Just a bit more... Stick your head waaaaay in there to get a good view.

This will hurt a lot less than when they snipped your balls.

NBC - home of effete journalists since Tom Brokaw took over.

Wouldn't it be great if you were all asked questions on camera while you walked by. I dare any of you to shoot off a better response at the drop of a hat. Palin was invited to an event and attended. Please look up a video on slaughterhouses. The turkeys here seem to be more humanely processed and hence the only type I would eat.

I hope her son gets Monkey AIDS fighting for Capitalism, I mean, Chevy Suburbanism, I mean, Freedom.

I shoot, gut, clean and prepare my own GOD DAMN Turkey, and I'll tell you fucks something, the turkeys in the video seem to be having a good time compared to what I fucken do to them when I gut them, motha fuckas be trippen on this shit. Be a fucken man and kill something for once and enjoy it when you eat it.

I like turkey

Experts are warning that a virulent new strain of bird flu could spread to human beings and kill millions of Americans. The Bush administration is trying to deal with the problem, but experts warn that current factory-farm conditions, in which turkeys are drugged up and bred to grow so quickly they can barely walk, are a prescription for disease outbreaks. Eating a turkey carcass contaminated with bird flu could kill you, and currently available drugs might not work. Cooking should kill the virus, but it could be left behind on cutting boards and utensils and spread through something else you're eating.

Anyone who has driven by a farm has probably smelled it first from a mile away. Turkeys and other animals raised for food produce 130 times as much excrement as the entire U.S. human population—all without the benefit of waste treatment systems. There are no federal guidelines to regulate how factory farms treat, store, and dispose of the trillions of pounds of concentrated, untreated animal excrement that they produce each year.

AAAAAHAHAHAHAHA! This is so frigging funny I almost fell out of my chair. She's there to symbolically pardon a turkey, then gives the LONGEST INTERVIEW EVER right in front of a guy killing them!!! How unaware do you have to BE? Oh, probably unaware enough to support abstinence only education, but still end up with a pregnant 17 year old daughter. Wonder how that happened.

And to all you jerkoffs ranting about pussies who don't want turkeys killed, there hasn't been a SINGLE COMMENT saying it's mean to kill turkeys. Everyone just thinks it's ironic and fucking hilarious.

And #116 - talking a lot without saying anything is what politicians do best. I'm not impressed.

OMG!! I LOVE THIS WOMAN EVEN MORE NOW!!! FUCKING AWESOME!! SARAH IS THE REAL DEAL!!! SHE'S A LEGIT NO BULL SHIT POLITICIAN. PALIN 2012!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hmmmm.....Didn't know Superficial was a site for fucking liberal idiots. You must be the same group of complete lame asses who were on the howobamagotelected.com clip. You sure sound like 'em.
Your savior Barry said there were 57 states and you losers call her stupid?
Palin in 2012!!! Kiss my ass all you homo Dems!!!!
Friggin' great clip and funny as hell. She is a hunter, you lame asses. Turkeys being bled are no big deal to her or anyone who can field dress a moose in the middle of the wilderness.

You're all idiots. Turkey is delicious, and if you don't eat turkey you're pathetic. GRAVY PLEASE!

To post 106:

I don't usually put in my two cents, but you make no sense here.

"And please, look elsewhere besides your liberal text books, universities, magazines, and news reports."

Where else might one find information? The bible? A Republican Senator with ties to the oil industry?

Then you go on to say this...

"The earth goes through warm/cool cycles and has for millions of years. We are just in another cycle that has little to do with what car I drive or how many cows shit."

The problem is not that we are going through a warming/cooling cycle, it is the the intensity and rapidity with which we are experiencing the warming/cooling, which appears to be absolutely unprecedented. You do realize that the ice age did not happen overnight? In terms of geographical time, the present temperature extremes are basically overnight. There is no doubt that the cause is man.

Also, yes, cows do put up a tremendous amount of greenhouse "gas". (Funny!) Add to that the fact that we are destroying our forests which would help lessen the effects, and you end up with significantly warmer oceans. Which, by the way, is a reason why so many coral reefs are dying.

Finally, if you're so certain that global warming isn't for real, and we're not allowed to look at books, magazines, educational research, and news reports, where should we look?

Also, you have a potty mouth.

This was truly classic. The look on that guy's face...truly priceless.

Poor Fin turkey... to have to hear that voice as your last...

And where do you whiners think your Thanksgiving Day turkey comes from? Jesus. STFU already.

I love the part where she says "I'll probably get criticized for this - but at least this was fun!".

Listen yeah, we're all hypocrites cause we eat turkey blah blah blah - eating turkey IS fun. Watching it die is a whole other story. Especially like THAT.

yeesh.

I mean - what did that guy do with it when he went off camera for a bit - slap it around and dunk it's head in the toilet and flush a bunch of times??

#128

I am going to eat Tofurky because it is absolutely disgusting the way the factory farms inhumanely treat poultry, pigs, and cows. The factory farms are also allowed by the government to inject hormones and anti-biotics into the poultry, cows, and pigs. The government also allows the factory farms to feed the poultry, cows, and pigs feces and cement fillers. Basically Americans are ingesting a lot of dangerous crap.

Palin's a whore who needs to die.

Priceless...

Holy Fucking Shit.

Thats all i have to say. Does this woman not have a fucking brain in that hot head of hers?

Interesting that a "hockey mom" wears a Burberry scarf......leftovers from the campaign perhaps??? LMAO

Palin appeals to the ignorant ultra conservation religious freaks! Palin does not believe in evolution. According to Palin the universe in only 6,000 years old!

Jesus christ, some of you guys are idiots. People arent outraged that turkey's are being slaughtered, they're outraged that Turkey's are being slaughtered in the background of an interview about the annual turkey pardon, theres a difference. The look on the guy's face in the background is hilarious!

this vid is hilarious

FAKE!!!!

This is an obvious photoshop job. You can tell its fake because the shadows are all wrong.

This reminds me of the scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max was at Thanksgiving, and he had to slaughter the turkey himself.

FAKE!!!!

This is an obvious photoshop job. You can tell its fake because the shadows are all wrong.

This reminds me of the scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max was at Thanksgiving, and he had to slaughter the turkey himself.

Sarah Palin is a moron, and anyone who thinks she should be only a heartbeat away from the Presidency is also a moron, as is anyone who believes the bull$hit about her 80% approval rating.
Here is the problem with morons, though: you're too stupid to realize how stupid you are.

Palin's approval ratings were high in Alaska for one reason only- she got money from Exxon and then gave it to Alaskan citizens in the form of a $1200/year payment. You might just say she was "spreading the wealth around, one of the things that she accused Obama of.
She also accused Obama of palling around with terrorists, and she is the one who hung out with the people who trained Timothy McVeigh- in fact, those people were her political mentors.
And, as I've already pointed out, she is too stupid too understand the irony of any of this- her charges of socialism, terrorism, or appearing in front of a turkey slaughtering. How the GOP managed to find someone even stupider than GWB is beyond me, and it's mildly amusing until you consider the fact that there were enough racist neanderthals in this country to make it a fairly close race, popular vote-wise.
She is as corrupt as any politician I've ever heard of- way worse than Nixon or even Bush or Cheney- and she's made a habit of stealing money from the Alaskan government in various ways, such as charging them "per diem" for meals and lodging in her own home. Between Troopergate and the fact that she lied about her husband building their house with his "friends" she is destined to end up convicted of the same charges that made Ted Stevens a felon.
I can't wait for that day.

I prefer my turkeys killed in drive-bys.

But it's a tragedy our country must endure turkey-on-turkey violence. We will only give hope to the turkeys of our country when we realize it takes a village to raise a turkey.

Hey folks! I want to thank The Superficial for featuring our Sarah Palin video! You can see all the videos in our archives at http://www.youtube.com/user/ArkansasTVarchives. Take care, and KEEP WATCHING!

By the way.....DAISY, you are a moron.

Carry on.

This is noteworthy only because of the poor choice made by the news crew as to where to set up the shot. Never in any little puff piece local news story would it be smart to stage an interview in front of a table (covered in blood) where animals are killed, as a person moves back and forth out of the frame. It was an extremely misguided decision. The focus of the viewer goes back and forth between Sarah and the Turkey Dude. I don't care about seeing turkeys being killed (I'd rather NOT but whatever) but even if the interview was solely about turkeys being killed, that sort of visual thing robs the interview of its purpose (Palin's thoughts on whatever topic).

Now, obviously, the camera guy or producer probably chose the location, rather than Sarah. But she has eyeballs, doesn't she? A functioning brain? Look around. Any interview subject (especially one with the clout Palin no doubt has in Alaska) has the opportunity and option to say "can we NOT have that in the background?".

It's a bad place to stage an interview and it's a bad place to agree to do an interview. That's all.

I kept thinking to myself "is she still talking?" yet, I couldn't push stop...wow

What was the guy doing? Does that chop off the heads or just, like, drain the blood? The Turkey's kind of looked like they were moving... I've never seen those cone things... Interesting...

The funniest thing is she actually thinks she's relevant.

Not quite sure why pardoning one turkey means the others also get off free. Turkeys get killed, we eat them. It's a beautiful and natural thing.

ps. to this idiot: "I hope everyone on this board gets eaten by some form of animal. I really wish that for you and your families."

grow the fuck up. Or at least come up with a decent, entertaining insult.

hey #10
Don't need to know you on a personal level to call you an idiot, just have to
look at the crap you write,,,,,,not too tough.
Palin supporter , Palin defender = idiot
Now go get some sleep, that short little "special" school bus will
be picking you up bright and early in the morning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So she thinks the average American is saying "Hey, my savings is in the crapper, I'm about to get laid off, I've got no money to pay the mortgage... hey government, get out of my way!" ...W...T...F.

I'm so in love with this woman now, I can't talk straight.

I still can't believe the GOP put her up as a candidate for the #2 job in the country. It was all a joke, right? Nevermind the stupidity of pardoning a turkey in full view of others being slaughtered, didja notice she STILL can't manage to string together a complete sentence?

Before the election, she never had a press conference, and rarely did interviews. Now she does them all the time. And in front of turkey farm employees who are doing a fine job.

The guy looks at the camera early on, and it's hysterical.

God bless the cameraman. He could have zoomed into her, but he didn't.

This was quite the disturbing video. Not the photo shoot that Sarah Palin was hoping for! :)

How awful. This is cruel and unusual punishment for these innocent animals. I could hardly sit through watching this brutal torture. No animal (or human) should have to listen to this horrid shrieking woman.

Where is the ASPCA? This was not murder, but mercy killing. Those turkeys were lining up just to be put out of their misery. Just watching that video made my ears bleed. If I were that dude in the background, I'd be diving head first into that friggin metal cone.

Sarah Palin= NICE CAGE. NO BIRD.

i like this lady very much! she has great body.. love her movie!

#154. You have no idea if those turkeys even have the emotional complexity to care about being in a large cage with several dozen other turkeys. And as mentioned above, the procedure is painless. They do have the emotional complexity to be irritable, angry creatures who aresurprisingly violent (and getting kicked by them REALLY hurts). And they're really tasty.

#44 "Yes, I'm sure your kids are relieved that they only have to learn that their daddy fucking them is ok. I agree with you about your standard of living; double-wides are real nice these days."

Hey, you fucking ignorant piece of shit retard, there was a time not too terribly long ago where you would get hanged (not hung if you are talking about an execution) in Tennessee and many other places in the South for something like fucking your own child. And not one of those quick private deals, either. They'd let you swing in public so EVERYONE could have an utter lack of pity on you. By the way, I live in Tennessee, where it's increasingly hard to find houses with less than three bedrooms. Sure there are trailer parks, but in Tennessee, there aren't that many cheap-ass, pre-fab looking, upper-low-class shithole houses that are all over California. You either live in a trailer or a four bedroom house.

It makes you look like an idiot asshole when you talk about things that you don't have a clue about. Either research what you say or shut the fuck up.

I'm just sayin...

MWA HA HA HA HA! Does anyone even know what the fuck she was talkin about?! All I could focus on was that guy killing turkeys in the background!

from a PR standpoint, one might give Palin the benefit of the doubt... but seriously, she might consider her surroundings a bit more before she goes on interviews that millions will end up watching

:)), oh my freaking god, nevermind sarah, your governors actually pardon turkeys each year, do they give them names as well? do they get a house and live happily ever after, I actually think they suffer more because they're alive and see all the others turkeys die, all the turkeys they went to school with

Filler words? Just listen to your new messiah without a teleprompter. Sorry morons, you keep attacking this lady and not one of you has any clue about her record as mayor and governor. Not one of you. She was the only one of the 4 people involved in this past election with so much as a clue about the constitution (The document that sets the rules for our governence, not that even one of you has ever read it.), and it's interpretation. The full blown attacks on her are based on fear. She would be somebody who would absolutely revolutionize Washington and that can't happen. She must be destroyed. Fuck every single one of you. You're pussies. Every single one of you.

This interview highlights exactly why I am a Democrat--because I believe the Tooth Fairy and the Easter Bunny can bring me turkey, beef, bacon, and other meats without actually killing an animal to do so!

I'm so distressed over this video, I don't think I can go to work... Can I get a welfare check instead?

The film crew was f'ing with her. The reporters comment about the "chopping block" ... c'mon... hiliarious. She had no idea what was going on behind her.

I hope she stays in the limelight so that she can keep providing us the humor. And even better, it gets her supporters furious when she's f'ed with.

Psst... morons.... it's the irony here that is funny.

Quote: "where do you think the turkey on your dinner table comes from..." BWWAAAA ... LMAO ... idiots.

She does look a bit homeless there.
.mmm..

She does look a a bit homeless here.
mmm

Who gives a shit, how do you thing you get the turkeys that you eat, think they kill them by lethal injection? Get a life.

That is a really sick clip. Hard to believe she was stupid enough to even be there to support the obvious torture of a live turkey. This world is insane.

Fuck PETA and fuck anyone who gives a shit about a turkey. All you liberal faggots got the "change" you wanted, so quit bitching about Sarah Palin and start looking and the giant dump the economy has taken since the election. Can't wait to watch Captain Dumbass fall on his face over the next four years.

Really? Who cares about a Turkey. I gladly hunt them on a yearly basis. Hey, tree hugging PETA fans: this year, I'll shoot a couple extra ones just for you.

Just the fact that we are watching this guy mindlessly murdering a living creature, while this other idiot mindlessly murders the English language, and any hope she will mature past the mental height of a dead slug...... is a sign of the apocalypse ....

When the reporter asks her why she's there and her reply is "it's fun. Its nice to do something without controversy" and the turkey is squirming in the background....priceless

#21 - LOL

I'm thankful for this video. I haven't laughed so hard since election night. :)

This interview did nothing to help her bid for election. What a piece of work she is!

I just took the time to watch this. She is the biggest fucking idiot I've ever seen.
I despise John McCain and his advisors for making her famous.
She should be impeached- for many reasons, and certainly for the fact that she can't even string together even two sentences coherently.
I weep for this country and all of the deranged, racist morons who nearly voted this woman into the Presidency.

I'm a vegetarian and have been for 15 years of my 20 year old life and I don't intentionally kill or hurt animals nor eat turkey for thanksgiving but I believe everyone has choices of their own.

However, I loathe PETA and their tactics and means of promoting anti-animal cruelty and those meat eaters who don't have the guts to kill an animal themselves but ignorantly eat it in the comfort of their homes.

You mean Thanksgiving turkeys actually have to die?

lol @ liberals.

BOO HOO, look at the pretty lady mock the murder of those delicious turkeys!

Get over it people... they let the negro be president this time. The next election is hers and I bet she gets more than 52% of the vote.

Cartman-
I'm hoping that scientists will develop a special brand of Raid that works on ignorant, arrogant, racist cockroaches like you and Sarah Palin.
You suck.

Cartman-
I'm hoping that scientists will develop a special brand of Raid that works on ignorant, arrogant, racist cockroaches like you and Sarah Palin.
You suck.

I love turkey.
Mmm mmm good.
Still hate palin.
Happy Thanksgiving.
Pass me the bird.

There are NO kids growing pot in BC Canada, where all the good stuff comes from.....

You shouldnt smoke that Mexican crap.

Palin is a complete moron.

i wish that palin would move to california and arnold would move to alaska. then we could see palin in a bikini rather than arnold in a speedo (horrifying). then we could talk about important things -- like her boobs -- and not things like politics.

OMG!. Can she be any more clueless?
I live in AK and I cant stand this bitch, she needs to crawl back in the hole she fell out of.

Palin - your a clueless/ ignorant dumb fuck. Please do Alaska a favor and STFU.
Really, please!

(Don't open your mouth because every time you say something .... you show everyone how fucking clueless / ignorant you are and as a fellow Alaskan it is very sad.)

please Sara for everyone and your own damn good stay away from the cameras and keep your mouth shut ~ just look pretty. it is really the only thing you have left ... and even that is going down hill fast.

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Palin = FUCKING IDIOT!

Please send her to more classes. It is scary.

those cold folks up in Alaska look like they could use some nice warm quilts

Sarah Palin will never be fit for the presidency by 2012, or any other year and especially not against Barack Obama and precisely because her governors' ship is here, doing this photo op and is so successful at screwing it all up. She is truly a student of GWB's school of hard knocks (or kicks to the skull). Can you say nucular, ONE, MORE, TIME????? I think maybe I need to hear that one more time...C'mon, just once more?

Even the turkey slaughterer guy realizes how un-politically correct it is for her to be seen here while he slaughters that turkey...but she just stands there...dooo dee doooo dee doooo...like she's waiting for him to slaughter it DURING the interview, because Sarah Palin is really a mindless twit who considers THIS to be the proper kind of photo op for a US governor or post contender for the vice-presidency of the United States to promote, even with all the obvious queues from the lowly hourly paid slaughter guy that this photo op might not be quite right. Her judgment is always so way off.

"Like a pit bull on the pant leg of opportunity".

arnold without a speedo (also horrifying)

I read through a few of these comments, and what a big bunch of idiots. Turkeys are FOOD. The ceremony to "pardon" a turkey is for fun, but every year we eat them anyway. To quote a joke, which is both funny and true at the same time, "If God didn't intend for us to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?"

Of course, only a liberal idiot would take the time to complain about slaughtering turkeys, or being around when it is done. Then they'll take away your freedom of speech (Racist Hate speech - aahhhhh!), and your right to bear arms (people don't kill people, guns do!), and then your right to enjoy the earth (you can't enjoy it - we need to save it for, well, someone who isn't you!).

Grow up people!