Nov 11 2008Robert Pattinson's brooding is corrupting your children

These are the types of events where you can score at will and make a clean getaway.

this is going to be a horrible movie

Dirty fag has sand in his K-Y . . .

this is going to be a horrible movie

He can bite me anytime, and he wouldn't have to worry about child molestation charges.

I feel bad for the girl with the black hair. She's trying to be positive but clearly she doesn't like the taste of his semen.

I fucking hate Twilight.

Im 21 an I have no idea who this is and I do not find him remotely attractive.... Am I getting old ?? Is 21 the new age where people are "out of it" now? Cos i remember being at least 16 before thnking God my mums so old, is this what 7 year olds are thinking of me now? I have no idea whats going on!!!

The bubble gum hussies these days swooning over circus acts...they are such embarrassments, get some self esteem...

He looks like a younger, gayer Quentin Tarantino.

This little slit-eyed punk is being touted as the new big thing. I can't see it. And, I can't wait to see TWILIGHT become the critical dud that it is destined to be. Maybe teen girls love it, but I don't know anybody who gives a shit about these books. I'd never even heard of them until Entertainment Weekly started hyping the film and comparing its potential to HARRY POTTER, which is ridiculous. And, weren't they written by a Mormon? How good could vampire books by a Mormon actually be?

as far as the grossss kids from Potter go, he's the best looking one
he's not really good looking, but still

ya i don't think he's attractive at all....he looks like he's trying too hard to look mysterious and sexy, but he's getting it all wrong...it's more like creepy and stoned

WTF? Just another flat-faced goon...

He looks like he enjoys anal sex as much as all those guys commenting in the last story.

First off Nothing sexual should be inferred from a 7 year old asking to be bitten - my 3 year old niece loves it when we pretend to bite her toes. Thinking a 7 year old is implying something sexual is kinda gross.

And speaking of gross - I really don't get it - this dude is just Not Hot. He looks like he needs a shower. He's also almost cross-eyed and has this permanent stoned smug look on his mouth, like he's a condescending conceited ass. I hope his show bombs.

anyway pirates are so much cooler than vampires. this whole vampire trend is so emo gay

Jesus, great casting - the dude LOOKS like a vampire.

Dont they have sunlight in jolly ol England? Fucking weird looking bloke.

"Hmmm, lets see. I'm going to lower my head and hold my lips like a duck. yeeeeah, I've got it!! Thats it!! Fucking seeeexxxxxxyyyyyyyyyyyyy! raaarrrrahhhh!!"

What a douche..

Oh, and to my troll @ 6. Thats horse pussy. Use your own name fucktard..

Wasn't his picture on the police dept's registered pedophile list ?

I bet his jewish agent is named Hymen.

Upon further investigation, I see we can shorten his name to Bob Pat..

Children, this is no way to go through life..

He is on minute 12 of his 15 minutes

*yawn*

Next.....

.

10 out of 12 months a year, no, we don't have sunshine. Do you realise how far north we are here?

&17

We don't have sunlight, it's true. What you would call white trash/wiggers we call 'chavs' here and they love the fake sun tan.

#16
Children are sexual except that their sexuality is immature, still developing, and lacks initiative due to the lack of sexual hormones. We as a society are just too uncomfortable to admit it. That's why children touch themselves without really understanding why they're doing it.

#22
Wrong. With all the madness that's going on, I'm pretty sure that the other 3 books in the series will be made into movies. Plus, I'm a 25 year old female and I'd sleep with him so it's not just the teeny bopper population that finds him attractive.

#26,

Everybody knows there's no such thing as a mature 25-year-old female.

Ok, I love Twilight but HE IS NOT A VAMPIRE nor is he EDWARD. And who knew 7 year olds could read? I guess they're teaching them younger and younger these days...

Who is this turd?

That fatherfucking fag looks nasty as shit!

AHAHA. GO HOTPOCKETSHOBOPATTZ!

Don't worry, RPattz.... Twatlight loves you, and we're marginally of age.

i think he is fucking hot! incredibly good looking, but something about him beyond that is really, really sexy.

id let him do me in da butt

I don't know who he is, but he's got a nice jaw.

UNFFFF
PRETTY SURE HIS JAWLINE JUST IMPREGNATED ME

#27

I never said I was mature. Maybe you should learn to do a "close reading" of a sentence before you post something here.

#27

I never said 25 year old females were mature. Maybe you should learn to do a "close reading" of a sentence before you post something here.

see, i think he is VERY good looking. he is not "hot" but i don't like "hot" guys. too generic. give me a guy with eyes, or a nice nose (think Adrian Brody) give me pale skin and green eyes, dark hair and lanky limbs. save your GQ models for the typical skanky white girl and give me a guy who san have scruff and a goofy hat and still have confidence and fire in his eyes.

and Twilight kicks ass, so StFU.

He was said to be found at a millionaire & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^ not long before, and he was hot there.Quite a few girls and ladies winked to him.

I'd google his nudes.
Just saying.

He's got that douche face look nailed.

With any luck, when his movie tanks, he will slip back to whatever obscure hole he crawled out of.

He needs to be deloused and dipped for fleas!

Yuck!!!

This movie is going to be HUGE, just watch.
he's kind of ugly...he's lucky he was cast as Edward or people would be swooning over him.
but its kind of hard not to x_x

This movie is going to be HUGE, just watch.
he's kind of ugly...he's lucky he was cast as Edward or people wouldn't be swooning over him.
but its kind of hard not to x_x

i'm a brit and i'm totally in love with him....love me some younger guys.

No English Major would be caught dead reading Twilight. I tried reading it once: I felt like my brain would explode from the sheer amounts of offal that are in those books.

48 is totally an English major since she spells "offal" so awfully. Btw, Jillers, your argument breaks down as soon as one English major decides to like the book. Maybe you should consider switching majors since your ability to argue logically sucks.

This guy is so fucking ugly. I don't get it.

I really like this site, it was the only place where I could go freely without coming across with this guy. So thanks for ruin that for me.
I'm really starting to hate him. He’s ugly as fuck and he laughs (and looks) like a retard.
I feel sorry for all the dimwitted girls who think he's hot... And I don't get either what's the fucking fuzz about.
Give me a break

I think he's one of those that looks better on screen than off. Off screen, I agree he looks like a pole-axed stoner.

I read the books because my 13 yr old daughter was, and I wanted to stay 1 book ahead of her to check them out. They were OK, but not the end all be all of the literary world.

Brace yourselves. There's 3 more movies after this one.

I'd let him lay on top of me.

Or she just thinks she wants to be a vampire.

he is going to be huge! I think he's the sexiest guy out there right now, girls dont understand why guy are attracted to particular girls so I don't find it that surprising that all the guys are like assuming that girls who like him are dim-witted, probably jealous anyways because this guy is incredibly handsome, tall and talented!
Don't hate!
oh yes that jawline is sexy!

who the FUCK is this lose-wad??????????????????

i cannot deny the pure sexiness. yum. so sue me.

don't they have tweezers for that bert-brow in jolly old england?

#49 - get a clue. "Offal" was the intended word.

Okay. no offense but she's 7 years-old she doesnt know any better. She obviously thought he was a real vampire. She did not know that that is a sexual gesture. and if you dont want to see the movie dont see it. No one is going to hate you for it. And everyone has different oppinions on their guys & that picture taken there is off guard and if a picture is ever taken of you off guard you might look drunk too.
Seriously think about different point of view before you talk.

Twilight was possibly the worst movie i've ever seen. robert made up for it though. jesus, he is HOT!

Hey whoever said guys that are dissing him are jealous needs to get their prescriptions refilled. Now if it were Colin Farrell or Brad Pitt i could see you shouting out the haters, but this douche is f'n ugly as shit. I don't care if every female on the planet wanted this scrawny fag, i'd rather be gay than look like him.

Oh yeah, and LOL @ little slit eyed punk and gay tarantino, nailed it.

I watched some interviews on him on youtube. And in one interview he says he DOESEN'T LIKE KIDS.... AT ALL... And someone asked if he'd marry them. And he answered depending on what you look like. He is kind of stupid. And he seems stoned all the time. I don’t know if that's the case or he's just retarded. Well let’s not forget he's only like 22 years old and has a lot of growing to do. But if he isn’t speaking or laughing, I have to admit he's gorgeous. I’d totally do him. But I’d have to duck tape his mouth. hoTT.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6EHumIA3aY

that's the idiotic interview btw.

man, this is like the best site for criticizing ughly rob freely without some loser commenting after u and telling u to stop. ok, so i watched twilight, worse movie ever by the way, and it sucked so badly i wanted to sleep but couldnt cuz of the screamng girls. i honestly didnt know if they were screaming about how ughly he was or cuz they thought he was cute. AND HE IS SOOO NOT CUTE, AT ALL. period. and i was forced, literally forced, to go see twilight. ah well, i wasted two hours of my life, but at least i didnt waste my 8 bucks(someone paid for me, for those of you who are slow) idk why girls are mobbing him cuz he clearly burns my eyes. i wanted to scream in the movie theatres because of his ughliness. i can't stand it. it tooo horrible. i cant believe ppl would compare twilight to harry potter. or compare ughly rob to zac efron. its like comparing a chick to a lion.

He is definitely not my type. Don't get why so many girls are ecstasic about him. Fugly as fuck. I'd rather masturbate.

I'd totally let him eat me out, then I'd leave, heh heh!

LOVE him. i don't care what anyone says, rob is gorgeous. those pics above aren't the best ones of him, but we all have our off-day-pictures. he's genuinely a good guy, i would know. he's got a good head on his shoulders, and isn't like every other self indulgent hollywood actor his age. my heart goes out to rob. he definately swept my heart away.

LOVE him. i don't care what anyone says, rob is gorgeous. those pics above aren't the best ones of him, but we all have our off-day-pictures. he's genuinely a good guy, i would know. he's got a good head on his shoulders, and isn't like every other self indulgent hollywood actor his age. my heart goes out to rob. he definately swept my heart away.

ok first of all i would just like to say that ya all are retarded ( but not the people who sayed good things about robert) and some of you are just plain disgustin...and the person who posted last i soooooo agree with you.and you people who sayed the the movie wouldnt do very good you sould have seen how many peolpe where camped out to see the midnight showing they took up most of the inside and most of the sidewalk.. and twilight kicked some massive ass!!!!!