Nov 18 2008Robert Pattinson attends the premiere of that movie your little sister won't stop shrieking about

Robert Pattinson walked the red carpet last night for the world premiere of Twilight where he was reportedly deafened by 50 bajillion screaming teens who thought it'd be cool to scratch their necks all up to simulate a vampire bite. Ha ha. That's our future, folks. I'm drowning myself in the tub. Us Magazine reports:

"They all just scream at me and now it just kind of feel like my job," said Pattinson, who joked with MTV News that he'd gone "completely deaf" at the premiere.
Just the other day, Pattinson realized, "there were some girls who had scratched ... the side of their necks so [they were] freshly bleeding when they came up to get a signature.
"They were like, 'We did this for you.' I didn't know what to say. 'Um, thanks guys?'"

Jesus, whatever happened to good ol' fashioned getting high in your parents basement? If I ever had a daughter and she did something like this, I'd tell her she's adopted. Of course, later on, I'd have to buy her a pony so she doesn't stab me in my sleep. See? This parenting thing's not so tough.

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first?

first *shriek*

Who is this jagoff?

Is he the illegitimate son of comedian Richard Lewis?

Smart man. When he starts collecting cherries, this whole "they made themselves bleed first" bs will come in handy...

I heard that he appeared on a millionaire & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^with a personal account there. Maybe you have the chance to talk to him online or meet some celebrities there. It is amazing.

He's one of those guys who, no matter how unwashed, uncombed and disgustingly scruffy they try to make themselves, always has that pretty boy bone structure and complexion and therefore look like princesses. Not my cup of tea.

I'm not usually one to post about celebrities - but I do find this guy extremely sexy. The fact that he's fresh and not hollywoodified yet makes him that much more hot.

In high school he was the kid who tried to cut your brake wires after you beat him up. But he set off the alarm and ran away. The next day you beat him up again.

Anyway, that was years ago. Theses days it's nothing but acting and date rape.

I'd ride him like a first place show pony.

In time he becomes Peter Parker's arch nemesis.

He doesn't know what to say? How about, "Hey, kid, I'm just an actor...while I appreciate your support and all, it's just a movie."

See, it really wasn't all that difficult afterall.

Later today, I'll be fixing that whole world financial collapse thingy - and preparing a lovely lasagna.

Who cares about this guy? I want Kristen Stewart! I'd suck on her neck etc. all day long.

I love Twilight, just like every other teen girl. I'm going to see it on Friday, so excited.

yuck..this guy is kinda ugly.

will he pleeeeze tweeze that unibrow?????? and for chrissakes comb that greasy hair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

he´s hot and u are not.period

He doesn't know what to say? How about, "Hey, kid, howsabout coming back to my hotel room and lettin' me do a little blood-letting"?

movie looks dumb as hell.. whats with the "force running"?

he could have washed his hair at least before going to the premiere...

Yeah, theyre all future strippers, these screaming meemies!!!

#17 - if you give it up to him I bet you'll be the most popular.

He looks like a grown up Haley Joel Osment (The kid who's now grown from The Sixth Sense). I swear he looks 10 times better in Vampire makeup, he looks nothing like the movie. He always looks dumb in all his pics.

I see Salma Hayek loaned him her eyebrows for the event....

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22 no thanks not, I can be popular by my own self, Indeed I´m really popular right now with ur dad, he sends u regards!

#17 Like ZOMG! - BURN!!!!!

Robert Pattinson: "...and THAT'S why I bit your neck - I'm a vampire!"
Victim: "That wasn't my neck."
Robert Pattinson: "Well...nevertheless...I'm a vampire!"
Victim: "You bit my ass cheek."
Robert Pattinson: "Yes, well, that's what I do...I"m---"
Victim: "After licking my asshole."
Robert Pattinson: "Um...yes, of course, it's all part of how I seduce a young girl!"
Victim: "I'm a guy."
Robert Pattinson: "Well...it was dark...I'm as surprised as you are, and I---"
Victim: "You told me to say 'Fuck me, Tom Cruise, fuck me in the ass!"
Robert Pattinson: "Yes, well..."

"I´m really popular right now with ur dad, he sends u regards!"

O no u di'int!

Holy shit that is an ugly dude.

who? what?

what's the hype about? i bet this movie sucks a big donkey wang.

I've seen the TV trailer only once - this was good movie the first time they made it - when they called it Lost Boys. Rip off.

I've seen the TV trailer only once - this a was good movie the first time they made it - when they called it Lost Boys. Rip off.

He's a classic type. Very delicate, with a bottom-homosexual's softness, so when he plays the bad boy, he's not sexually threatening at all. Young girls who want to experiment with sexuality but not get too scared would find him appealing. As far as older people...I'm sure the aging queens would find him "delish."

He looks like his face got caved in. What an incredibly fucked up lookin' dude.

He looks like someone just sucked his brain out through his asshole. (Could that be the new vampire?)

Who sucks their cheeks in for added sex appeal anymore anyway?

Idiot.

He looks sort of chinky-linky, like DiCaprio. They both look like fucking Dragon Ball Z characters, like they should be gritting their teeth and having "action lines" behind them in every photo.

Back in the day -- before half the population was disgustingly fat -- there were so many healthy fit guys that there were choices about who was actually hot.

This guy's not hot, he's just average (except for the dufus haircut). But young girls have such a smaller selection of healthy guys to choose from, that even average guys are now swooned over.

Oh, and the chick is kinda sexy, but I get a serious lesbian vibe from her.

Nope, I just don't get it. I can appreciate handsome men - Hugh Jackman for instance but tis guy?...does not compute.

"not hollywoodified "

Are you fuckin kidding me?

he gives me the creeps

Who cares about pretty-boy...who is the sexy hot young tarty tart with him....???

I'd like to give her some of my Vampire blood.....!!!!

Gigidy...gigidy...gigidy....Oh YEAH!

it looks like someone hit him in the face dead on with a board when he was a baby

Wil Wheaton called.He wants his face back.

They seriously look like siblings. LOOK AT THEM. Same color hair, same color eyes, same giant chin.

That was nice of him to take his aunt to the premiere.

This guy must smoke so much weed--he looks baked in every single photo I've seen of him. He's definitely not hot.

It creeps me out when the main characters who are supposed to be all sexy with eachother LOOK THE SAME. Like this movie. Why did they have to cast two actors that look like they are twins? It's creepy to watch.

Another example is Sweeny Todd. Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Crater have an uncanny resemblance.

who is that ugly clingy chick?
of course he's stoned. he prolly toked up right before the premiere.

her dress is horrendous. i hope she shoots her stylist after this one.

I think he is an actual vampire. The guy looks ugly and dorky if you're older, but he strikes some kind of chord in the generation between ages 8-18, the ones who were weaned on Harry Potter and are now discovering their genitalia. He's like a gateway drug to the sleazebags these girls will be sleeping with tomorrow.

America now has Satan-worshipping masses of youths and no one even raises an eyebrow. I see all these girls wearing buttons that say "I want Edward to bite me." Do parents even know what that means? It means to be seduced by some evil bastard who takes your soul. Crazy.

Good gawd.. id let him put it in my pooper too

Love Mr. Pattinson! Twilight is made of awesome and rocks the house... that is all.

Dude's got massive-ass eyebrows

gross...who is this greasy looking tween trying to act all manly. I hate 2-day old perspiration. Stringy, pasty and spongy with a beer gut in never a good look.

I'll be the first to say it. I'll take a shit on this guys mouth and use his tongue as the toilet paper, yes that's right. I want to shit on you.

why hasnt he showered in like a month??

and i gotta agree with #38 i feel the vibe too.

These kids wanna' play vampire? Cuil!
I'll play Van Heflin - Winona Ryder can be Buffy - Christina Ricci can play Katrina Van Tassel. It's okay officer, I'm not an actor, this is for real stand back, there will blood - YAARRGH! Got 'im! GINCH-CHAR-YAH! Nice one , Buffy! Okay - I'm finshed ...!

This fucker looks like a major douche! Who the hell is he and what do 12 year old girls see in him?

I love twilight. But not just for the movie-- try reading the books and then maybe you'll understand the hype about the movie.

The reason that he gets so much attention (aside from being good looking) is because his character in the movie/book is ridiculously romantic and is something a lot of girls want to experience.

But regardless, I saw the movie last night- so good. And yes. He is SO hot.

A Vampire?!!?

What a horrible casting call. Vampires should be thin, gaunt and lithe looking.
This guy looks like Frankenstein right out of the box, why mess with that kind of perfection,..Big square head, Neaderthall brow, slow half witted constantly brain damaged expression on his face. This guy is as "made for" Frankenstein as Keanu was for "Ted"

Wake up hollywood, quit looking your gift horses in the mouth.

Yeah, 51 what is up with this freaky vampire obsession? When images of soul-sucking agents of evil are swooned over and admired- it's proof of sick, sick world.

And this guy is not hot. He looks like an ignorant asshole. But I'm not 15.

First off his not a pretty boy....My husband is a male supermodel compared to this guy.He looks average at best, the kind of guy I could easily get if I was single and I'm not that hot either. I know some 12 year old girls will go that "I'm just jealous" or "I wish he was my boyfriend" but they would be wrong in both cases.
Also why is everyone so excited about Twilight? The movie trailer looks like two teenages hanging out in a damp looking forest most of the movie declaring there love...YAY!!! The special effects look like they been borrowed from a Smallville episode.

Um, twilight is awesome!!!!!!!!!! You people are just like dumb people and don't know what is cooool!!! I would love this guy to kiss my down there, french it even. He is hot because he is EDWARD!!! and in the book Edward is hot. Read it! It says he is hot in the book and this guy plays the guy in the book so he is HOT!!! If you can't understand that it's because you're ugly and don't know great literature. In the book Edward breaks into Bella's house and watches her sleep before they've even met and debates killing her, but doesn't. IT IS SOOOO ROMANTIC!!!!! When Bella finds out, she isn't mad, she's flattered. I would be too. I wish I could be with Edward and he could hold me against his cold skin and tell me what to do and who I could be friends with and laugh at me because I'm dumb. Just like the book!! Just like my Dad....

But in real life I'd definitely want more ass-play, like with my Dad...

Fan girls tend to get out of hand. What sent them into a frenzy was the interesting romance between Bella and Edward. However, they shouldn't have taken such drastic (and very disturbing) measures to appeal to THE ACTOR who played Edward. Their love for Twilight is nothing more than a phase that they will grow out of. I went through the same thing (though I never did something so drastic as what these girls did) with Inuyasha. Don't let your sexual fantasies get the better of you. It's only a matter of time before you wonder why you did something so silly.

#60. Agreed. I'm going tomorrow afternoon to see it. I love the books. I'm on Breaking Dawn.

TO ALL OF YOU DUMB GIRLS OUT THERE HE IS GAY HE LIKES MEN AND NOT YOU , SO STOP SCREAMING LIKE A DONKEY HAS HIS COCK IN YOUR ASSHOLES ALL OF YOU LOOK STUPID SCREAMING FOR A GAY GUY THAT WILL NEVER TOUCH YOU BECAUSE HE HATES WHAT YOU GOT , HE LIKES STIFFIES AND NOT PIE

The movie was nothing compared to the book. ): I mean..it wasn't horrible, but it just skipped around quite a bit. I still liked it.

Rob IS incredibly talented. I can't wait to see what else he can do. And if he were gay, then that's his business. I honestly don't think he is, however. I suspect he is just a bit shy, too much of a gentleman to kiss and tell, and doesn't take his relationships with women lightly. (Remember that he has two older sisters who probably trained him well.) He is an ACTOR who plays the part of artist Dali, who had a less than "traditional" relationship with writer Lorca. Don't get the actor confused with the character he is portraying. As far as his looks -- What can I say? He makes me wish I was fifteen years younger, not married and British. While screaming teenagers want him to bite them. I just want to rub my cheek against the stubble on his and get a closer look in to his mesmerizing green eyes. The poor guy needs some breathing room away from us, his fans.

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