Nov 29 2008Pink loves herself - literally
Pink debuted her latest video "Sober," and before you guys flat line on me from reading those words, she has sexy sex with herself in it. Yup. In a ham-fisted allusion to masturbation, Pink drunkenly gets it on with a scantily-clad clone of herself while some other shit happens that probably makes sense to heroin addicts. What does make sense, is the undeniable moral of the story: If you drink too much, you'll split into two people and have steamy sex with your doppelganger. -- Really?
*chugs bottle of whiskey*
Yes, folks, I am that gorgeous. Also, this doesn't make me gay.
NOTE: Video after the jump. Good stuff kicks in around 2:25 mark because, honestly, who wants to hear Pink sing? Not counting Randal. (I'm a fan.)

Reader Comments
1. Ray - November 29, 2008 3:38 PM
Pink is the greatest! I love her.
2. ryan - November 29, 2008 3:53 PM
pink sucks! she is so gross... come out of the closet already!
3. superstar - November 29, 2008 3:54 PM
?wtf?
4. Ryan the Canadian - November 29, 2008 3:56 PM
Where did she get that hideous dress from? More money than taste.
5. Rezz - November 29, 2008 3:59 PM
Could have done without the granny panties.
6. booya - November 29, 2008 4:00 PM
Can't figure out whether this video qualifies as lesbian or gay, soft-core porn. She is technically a female, so I suppose lesbian, but she's built like a friggin' linebacker. So maybe it could be considered "straight"? A butch and a fem version of herself?
Either way it is disgusting. Pink is gorss.
7. Kris - November 29, 2008 4:01 PM
It's funny how Pink thinks she's so much better than the other pop stars she makes fun of. Whether she admits it or not, she's the same as them. She runs around half naked "singing" crappy pop music just like Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera no matter how superior she feels!!
8. Rough Daddy - November 29, 2008 4:11 PM
Yeah! Randal would kiss the ass of Lorena Bobbits too if she was in entertainment!
9. Randal - November 29, 2008 4:12 PM
As a mother always says, "if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all".
Randal
10. Savalas - November 29, 2008 4:36 PM
Stink
11. ipa_girl - November 29, 2008 4:40 PM
wow, I can't believe it, TS mentions the Randal ... how gay. now you just have to do exactly the same things as the GW, Fish, do you? because GW does the same with his own personal Daisy, too...
12. ipa_girl - November 29, 2008 4:45 PM
do you, don't you, who cares ... *hick*
13. prettypinkponies - November 29, 2008 5:10 PM
I take issue with the comment that Pink "sings". She can sing. Really. TMZ showed me so.
14. lisa - November 29, 2008 5:51 PM
pink sings to stupidest songs
-click on my name
15. Katherine - November 29, 2008 7:15 PM
I honestly consider that if not fully gay, at least she's Bisexual...I mean...She's a good artist, but she's just so odd sometimes.
16. Jim - November 29, 2008 7:24 PM
I love Pink! She is awesome.
17. Balls McCoy - November 29, 2008 7:25 PM
LOL, Nice job by the super handing out props to Randal.
18. Mal - November 29, 2008 7:38 PM
I can never figure out if Pink looks like an albino black chick or not.
19. patrickridyard@yahoo.com - November 29, 2008 8:25 PM
ryan you suck ass ha ha ha aha [p.s. love suckpinkl o..x
20. LivewireT - November 29, 2008 8:40 PM
LOL @ the Randal shout out
21. Alex - November 29, 2008 8:42 PM
@18. I always thought she looked like an albino black chick.
22. Elizabeth - November 29, 2008 9:05 PM
Sorry, I never usually comment--but you are all complete idiots. Pink is THE coolest expression of both sexy and tough woman ON the planet, and if you are in any way disgusted or intimidated by what she has to say, or how she portrays her messages via her videos, I would hate to be stuck across the dinner table with you. That's all I have to say. I love Pink her everything she stands for.
23. Elizabeth - November 29, 2008 9:08 PM
Sorry, I never usually comment--but you are all complete idiots. Pink is THE coolest expression of both sexy and tough woman ON the planet, and if you are in any way disgusted or intimidated by what she has to say, or how she portrays her messages via her videos, I would hate to be stuck across the dinner table with you. That's all I have to say. I love Pink her everything she stands for.
24. Sarah - November 29, 2008 9:44 PM
Sometimes when I come to the Superficial, I do a search on each comment page for Randal's name in order to read his comments, as they're usually the only ones worthwhile. They always make me smile.
25. kuk - November 29, 2008 10:18 PM
pinks fckn awesome!!
26. kuk - November 29, 2008 10:18 PM
pinks fckn amazing!!
27. Kaila - November 29, 2008 10:30 PM
You guys are idiots. You have no idea what she's trying to say with this song, because if you did you wouldn't be making fun of it. She is a lot stronger a person than any of you could ever claim to be and the fact that she is making millions while the rest of you sit and pretend to know enough about her to talk shit is completely laughable.
Alecia is awesome, you guys aren't intelligent enough to get that, apparently.
28. ADIDAS - November 29, 2008 10:48 PM
I heard that she appeared on a dating community ***INTERRACIALLOVING.COM*** with a personal account there. Maybe you have the chance to talk to her online or meet some singles there. It is amazing.
29. nicole - November 29, 2008 11:25 PM
U assholes hating on P!nk are the worst most pathetic fucks ever. Get a life please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
30. magpie - November 29, 2008 11:41 PM
Pink is hot! There is something that I just find incredibly sexy about the woman. I'm not exactly sure what it is, but I would lez out for her any f'in day.
31. friendlyfires - November 30, 2008 12:57 AM
Okay, gang, we're gonna play a game of F, Marry or Kill
Here are our choices:
Madonna, Pink, Britney
I'll start - I would F Pink (crazy sex), Marry Britney(crazy money), Kill Madonna(crazy cryptkeeper)
Next?
32. Eva - November 30, 2008 1:25 AM
I must say, I am also a fan of Randal. He makes me laugh with his praise.
33. no shit - November 30, 2008 1:42 AM
Pink: tranny with limp average sized cock, small breasts and the body of an otherwise male teenager.
Overall, Pink is rather cool dude.
34. booya - November 30, 2008 1:50 AM
M - Brit
F - Pink
K - Madonna
IDK, though. Brit really is kind of hotter than Pink, and more feminine.
35. gerard Vandenberg - November 30, 2008 5:12 AM
This is a clear signal for loving others!!
(primerly girls, folks)
36. pink makes me feel slightly Lez - November 30, 2008 6:49 AM
Holy Crap how hot is that.... PHWOAAARRR!!!
Pink getting it on with Pink.... she's the luckiest b!tch I know!! She's damned sexy and I'd tap that for sure.... and..... I am straight....
37. Adrienne - November 30, 2008 10:52 AM
Pink is a gay man. How can anyone want to F Pink more than Britney Spears! i am a girl and i would way rather do shit with britney spears she would be way hotter.
38. Kait - November 30, 2008 1:14 PM
Pink is awesome, talented, strong, beautiful. You all obviously don't know shit.
39. Quinn - November 30, 2008 1:28 PM
RANDAL
You rock MAN
40. Vince Lombardi - November 30, 2008 1:29 PM
Several truths:
1) Singing: Alecia Moore may be the top female vocalist / songwriters of her generation. Fish, you may not like her music, but that doesn't mean she hasn't got the talent or the pipes. Not many people can pull off the range and variety of genres she has. I watched Christina Aguilera on the AMAs the other night - her montage of seven hits sounded so similar, it was hard to distinguish them as separate songs. Alecia is courageous in her willingness to go different places with her music.
2) Clothing: The video features some vintage lingerie - corsets, seamed nylons, etc. The thong some of you are clamoring for would have absolutely wrecked the continuity of the costume she was wearing. Sort of like wearing a leather corset and a fishnets with a top hat. Oooops.
3) Posterior: Face it, folks. Alecia is built... ummm.... different.... than most of your waif-with-basketball-boobs singers (yes, Ms. Aguilera, I'm referring to you). Bottom line, the girl is thick, but not fat. I imagine she chose not to advertise her back end more than she already had to with her choice of clothing. Girl looks outstanding, but she's not going to be a workout freak like the Cryptkeeper.
4) Ink: For the first half of the video, I was thinking she got rid of all her tats. Which, I personally find most distracting about her, but it suits the "Pink" persona she projects. So happy me! But as the video continued, it was clear my joy was presumptuous. Oh, well. If that's the worst I can say about the lady, so be it.
5) Symbolism: I get what she's trying to portray here. Alecia's been struggling her whole life with self-image. She hasn't reconciled her childhood, and now she's split from her husband. Hard to love yourself, even in a make-believe rock star video world. Too bad most of you got mesmerized by the pretty pictures and didn't listen to the message: "How can I feel as good without medicating?" That's pretty insightful stuff. Name the last performing artist who hasn't been to rehab six times already who had the courage to examine that part of themselves.
6) I'm waaay too preachy this morning. Must be Sunday.
41. havoc - November 30, 2008 1:56 PM
Eh, Billy Idol on estrogen....
I'd knock the bottom out of it though, just to say I did....
.
42. Esther - November 30, 2008 2:41 PM
#40 - I automatically skip over shit like yours; long winded, ranting, meaningless, irrelevent. Typically people like you go on and on, blah blah blah blah for hours on end and still don't say a fucking thing. Just a bunch of wasted hot air. HAND fuckdrip.
43. Jay - November 30, 2008 2:43 PM
Pink is a cool gay dude! What is wrong with you people? Aren't you attracted to gay dudes with minimal talent?
44. rarebbit - November 30, 2008 3:03 PM
more of mtv's over use of apples final cut.
45. tranny lovers - November 30, 2008 3:07 PM
Have some class, folks. Pink is a girl trapped in a mans body. Everyone should find that tranny attractive.
46. Vince Lombardi - November 30, 2008 3:52 PM
#42 - Clearly, you are not telling the truth. If you truly skipped over posts like mine, you wouldn't have bothered to reply. Take your ADHD ass and your penis envy and sod off.
47. onlocash - November 30, 2008 3:57 PM
7. Kris : I couldn't agree more
all her poppy shit is manufactured just like all the rest
Ooh yeah feel her sexi man paunch
48. Chris - November 30, 2008 7:53 PM
If Pink can't love herself, how can she love anyone else?
49. OpenSore - November 30, 2008 8:08 PM
Oh my god! Like she's the only person in the world dealing with low self-steem & addictions.
That shit is so pretentious. Deal with your shit alone & if you're an artist, don't expect people to sympathize with you just because you write pretty lyrics & cry in your videos. In the end, you're nothing but a product...that's music industry baby, so if people here don't like her music or her videos...that's life!! She might be good, but not good enough for some of us so...deal with it.
50. Nick - November 30, 2008 8:40 PM
I have to admit, I like Pink. She has a kind of offbeat sexiness all her own (and I mean verrrry sexy). And, when she is interviewed, she sounds like she has a brain and thinks about things...pretty rare commodity. I even like some her music, even though I am probably well outside her target demographic. I guess I am trying say I'd love to date her. Pink, are you reading this?
51. gianna - December 1, 2008 12:20 AM
firstly, how can somebody call pink thick? she's skinny and buff as shit. you said she isn't a "workout fanatic" when she clearly is.
second of all, she is fucking HOT. i am a straight girl and i adore the shit out of her - her gravelly sexy voice, her beauty, her bad ass rockstar style.
love her!
52. Brooke - December 1, 2008 12:47 AM
She did a song all about masturbation once, so this doesn't surprise me, heh.
Her new album was all "whine whine whine my husband left me whine whine whine", but I still really like her. She does really great live shows, seems to actually sing for all or most of them, and is a pretty decent role model for young girls who choose to send Ken to fight with their brothers' G.I.Joes and throws Barbie in the toilet.
Though I don't know if I want to see her making out with herself...
53. Shannon - December 1, 2008 2:32 AM
P!INK is uber awesome.
54. Jen - December 1, 2008 3:44 AM
This video is so oversexualized because that's the only way she can get anyone to watch it and buzz about it. All her shit sounds the SAME.
55. AmberDextrose - December 1, 2008 6:52 AM
#42 totally agree. As interesting as the racial loving bla di bla identity thief posters
56. Jo - December 1, 2008 8:56 AM
I'm P!nks greatest fan in S.A. and I think she'll be even hotter as a lesbian... but alas, she's straight and will remain that way...
I Love everything about her no matter how weird some think she may be... And to those asshls who judge her: Remember this - she's only human. How'd you like to be criticized publically... Karma's a bitch and your criticism will come back to you 3 fold.
P!nk ROCKS the WORLD!!
57. PunkA - December 1, 2008 1:07 PM
Pink sucks in the worst way. But she is still a rock star, right? Keep telling yourself that Pink. Seriously, you suck as a human. Ugly, nasty, not attractive in any way. Just gross.
58. Don'tPanic - December 1, 2008 2:01 PM
Love the shout out to Randal! Lol!
59. alcmena - December 1, 2008 3:03 PM
vince,
i agree she's insightful, but she doesn't sing "How can I feel as good without medicating?", it's "But how so I feel this good sober?"
60. Amy - December 1, 2008 6:36 PM
I generally like Pink over Britney, Christina, et al (although I think Christina hasthe most potential, just generally has crap material). But I was mildly infuriated to see that Pink named her new album "Funhouse". Classic album titles should be patented or something. There's only one Fun House album, and it's untouchable.
61. herbiefrog - December 1, 2008 7:06 PM
are we on the wrong forum ?
pink... right ?
oh hang onmg...
shhh... night babies : ) ) )
62. Nick - December 1, 2008 10:45 PM
Amy, you are an Iggy and The Stooges? Oh man, I think I might like you more than Pink.
63. CMitchell - December 2, 2008 1:32 AM
Pink's cool. I've seen her interviewed on tv before, she seems like a good person.
64. Mel - December 4, 2008 2:38 AM
Pinks awesome and richer than all you jealous mutha f&*$@ers
65. Jeremy - December 26, 2008 3:12 PM
SWEET! Check it out, http://www.lasvegasnightlifenetwork.com/events/new-years-eve-wasted-space Pink is hosting an event at Wasted Space Nightclub in Las Vegas for New Year's Eve. I know I'll be there.
66. Repo_Girl - November 25, 2009 6:41 PM
I've loved Pink since she arrived on the scene and brought a breath of fresh air. There have been too many copycats recently. I love that song that's featured in the car sales ads recently, Bad Influence.