Nov 7 2008Paris Hilton's face: A case study in WTF

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"what the hell is going on with her face?"

Plastic surgery, botox, and drug-related anorexia.

That was easy.

lulz seconded?!!

asl?

Oh well, at least the commenter #1 actually annoys me less than all the fristers and firsters out there.

Checkout pic#5:
Paris has a horse head.
Paris would probably give a horse head.
Paris thinks with a whores head.

Beer is treating me good this morning. Have a great weekend all.

@5:

You too brother! Cheers!

yes... what the morgan fairchild is going on here? and 'so hot' motorbike gloves?

further proof that plastic belongs on barbie.

Is it me or are her feet hugenormous? I guess they need to be big to balance that hugenormous head of hers.

BTW, I loved her in Zoolander!

Fish, if you're penis is "sobbing" uncontrollably, you might want to have it checked out - it could be symptom of venereal disease.

Fish, if your penis is "sobbing" uncontrollably, you might want to have it checked out - it could be symptom of venereal disease.

The overdone smile on her face reminds me strongly of Heidi Montag. The soulless, Barbie-doll shaped vat of stupidity seems to be spreading into the other weak minded so-called "celebrities". Does this darkness have no end?

I just had to do something about that. Everybody's poor grammar and punctuation seems to be having an impact on me. How embarrassing...

slag

Paris: "That imp Nicole Richie sent me a set of those silly binoculars with the shoe polish around the eye caps. She's so funny!"

She is so beautiful and charming. She is my favorite. Just saw her on the millionaire & celebrity dating club^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that

site.Is she single now?

As she ages she's beginning to look like one of the creatures from Labyrinth. Ya know, the one's that kept getting their heads knocked off. It is a medical condition directly related to sleeping with scum bums, D-List celebrities and rock star wannabes that dress waaaay tougher that their music can support.

That's either a drag queen doing Paris Hilton, or Paris Hilton at 40.
"Let's do the time warp again."

She's turning into a muppet!

Looks like a cross between the Paris Hilton of a couple of years ago and Celine Dion.

Hot! The more makeup and gawdy clothes the better! If only her hair was in pigtails Id nut right on my monitor

It appears,like Madonna,she's decided looking like a Brazilian shemale is glamorous.

If it wasn't for her sex tapes, I'd swear she was a tranny.

Paris Herpes was never attractive because she has manly face features. She basically looks like a man in drag with her anorexic figure, face, and heavy make up. Now it looks like she uses botox.

Hey, Brazilian shemales are hot!

Just sayin.

Pic # 5 has her looking extra wonky

Do u think her penis is bigger than that Madden boys??

It's a good thing she's wearing those gloves. Her hands could totally slip off her bmx handlebars. Shit that was close!

does the fucktard on her arm own anything NON-BLACK?
Does he have to wear skate shoes and his gay (sorry Prop 8 people) fucking Fedora all the time?

Good look, extreme raver high school guy.

Eeeeyouch!!!

Did someone say tranny?

Perez Hilton is the world's greatest misogynist douche bag. He's asinine at best. Did he go to school? Why does he hate women so much? (fag hags snotwithstanding). Ugh. What a waste of space.

Perez Hilton is the world's greatest misogynist douche bag. He's asinine at best. Did he go to school? Why does he hate women so much? (fag hags snotwithstanding). Ugh. What a waste of space.

BTW: Methinks you are cool

Perez Hilton is the world's greatest misogynist douche bag. He's asinine at best. Did he go to school? Why does he hate women so much? (fag hags snotwithstanding). Ugh. What a waste of space.

BTW: Methinks you are cool

Perez Hilton is the world's greatest misogynist douche bag. He's asinine at best. Did he go to school? Why does he hate women so much? (fag hags snotwithstanding). Ugh. What a waste of space.

BTW: Methinks you are cool

Perez Hilton is the world's greatest misogynist douche bag. He's asinine at best. Did he go to school? Why does he hate women so much? (fag hags snotwithstanding). Ugh. What a waste of space.

BTW: Methinks you are cool

Perez Hilton is the world's greatest misogynist douche bag. He's asinine at best. Did he go to school? Why does he hate women so much? (fag hags snotwithstanding). Ugh. What a waste of space.

BTW: Methinks you are cool

See how far someone can get by just giving blow jobs on the internet.

Did someone say tranny?

A midget and a tranny. How cute.

She's turning into a replicant from Blade Runner.

Old rich lady look.

She definitely is looking more like Dr. Teeth everyday- seriously check it out

It's a bird...It's a gasp...it's BIG BIRD.

she looks like Big Bird from Sesame Street

I'd agree with that.

This is why I prefer PETITE WOMEN. Tall women, with makeup and ill-suiting clothes can end up looking manly (think Brooke Shields and Paris Hilton). THIS SKANK IS NASTY!

This is why I prefer PETITE WOMEN. Tall women, with makeup and ill-suiting clothes can end up looking manly (think Brooke Shields and Paris Hilton). THIS SKANK IS NASTY!

As always, she looks more like an old grandmother than a young babe. All those drugs + useless plastic surgery have made her face into the exact opposite of what she is trying to be.

Her looks really have faded over the years she is not aging well! I imagine its hard when you have no talent,and the hilton name to trash all over the word!!

Um, this picture looks like the cover of the movie "Hedwig and the Angry Inch". In fact, I'm sure Paris could play the part of a trans gender German aspiring rock star.

OMG! I thought it was a photo of a Drag Queen at first glance!

Yikes, Those FEET!!! Look at those feet are monsters! O_O SHE IS A MONSTER!!

Pic 9 looks like Benji's first gay public hand holding.
Steve Burns in a silver dress: 'Come on honey, you can do it'
Benji: 'I'm a little shy...'

Does anybody else thinks she looks like

BIG BIRD IN DRAG

Does anybody else thinks she looks like

BIG BIRD IN DRAG

@22

Don't believe everything you see. Fancy camera angles and duct tape hide a
lot.

I would make her do some ass to mouth action !!

Tranny alert. Wow, her penis is going to pop out any day now. Bet that thing is actually still growing. And I bet it is hairy too. Paris has big, hairy balls, and a growing penis. Wow.

She keeps looking more and more like a boring 30 year old star from any 80's TV series, makes her new pet seem really out of place.

It's her Tranny doppelganger!

It's her Tranny doppelganger!

It's her Tranny doppelganger!

it's not even fair what i'd do to her

If she stopped bleaching her hair no one at all would think she's hot.
Her feet are bigger than Benji's.
That is a hideous Silver crocodile dress.
I think she got her eye makeup from Avon. They have these new instant eyeshadow stickers with three different colors in them and they look fucking fug.

Anyone else think the first picture of her looks eerly like Heidi Spencer???? I mean beside the lack of plastic boobs.

I mean Heidi Montag before anyone get's all bent out of shape.

I mean Heidi Montag before anyone gets all bent out of shape.

I meant to say Heidi Montag.

Paris Hilton has NEVER been pretty. Imagine her without expensive clothes and a hair stylist. There's nothing about her that is naturally or classically beautiful.

Here's the thing..I'm not a PH fan and never will be...but to say she has never been pretty is ridiculous. She is (or rather was) a beautiful, shallow, superficial, boring person.

She's all the other things, but her looks are fading. I"m wondering if she is doing drugs?

Something has happened recently...and no...it isn't a trip to africa to help bring attention to real people with real issues. I noticied it about a month ago and have been trying to figure it out. At first I just thought is was weight loss. (which is odd in itself) but now I'm seriously wondering if the girl had some work done and it didn't turn out right. She looks like Morgan Fairchild. Who was beautiful in her time, but seriously, I agree with poster 41. Old Rich lady Look.

She's totally turning into a muppet - her resemblance to Gonzo is uncanny:

http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/MEGA_GONZO.jpg

What a stupid piece of shit she is. Dumb waste of breath - all she does is pimp herself by spending tons of $$. Kiss off, cunt - you suck.

uh, I've not been paying attention much recently, but WTF happened to WonkEye? It's not just these pictures....

The last coupla-three months seem to have wreaked havoc on the Herpester. She ain't aging well at all, and she's still young. Whatever, reap what you sow.

Lessen she finds a man and settles into wealthy obscurity (figure the odds) she'll end up an old, crazy smelly lady with cats. Lots of cats.

hhahaah..."kiss off, cunt - you suck"

great punctuation

Ugh she is overdone and she wears ridiculous plastic fake blue contacts to cover her brown eyes.

She's looking tired and old.
looks exactly like big bird.

her eyes are dead.
I've seen livelier eyes on a wax doll.

yeah she is beautiful and sexual i cant beleive my eyes . she is dating with this guy .but yesterday i got a news from www.bigbisexual.com it's said that she is dating with another guy . but i dont know what the guy's name . can u tell me ?thank u ?

Can we "DELETE", please?

It'sw sorta a combination of her mother and Amy Winehouse witha dash of gay S&M dungeon mistress but more subtely and meth - yes that's it, she's on the ice, bible thumpers like their speed!

yeah she is beautiful and nice . i found her profile on www.bigbisexual.com yeah there re some more hot videoes made by herself and sexual pics about her . what's more i got a news from that site .it's said that she is dating with a young guy .i d like to konw the guy's name? can u tell me ?

yeah she is beautiful and nice . i found her profile on www.bigbisexual.com yeah there re some more hot videoes made by herself and sexual pics about her . what's more i got a news from that site .it's said that she is dating with a young guy .i d like to konw the guy's name? can u tell me ?

Pic #5 looks like something from Tim and Eric's show.

Great job!

It's her hair. They are probably trying to give her a new look but with her squared face and funny nose it just doesn't work for her.

WTF.... Glen Close reloaded!!! hahaha

I saw her at the premiere and she was SKELETAL. She also had a ton of eyeshadow on. She smelled really good, though.

Overrated clown face .....probably has a hidden penis too.

LMAO! the fake tan! oh, its too good!!
her face is so white but the rest of her body is so orange

LMAO! the fake tan! oh, its too good!!
her face is so white but the rest of her body is so orange

She's looking a little fat..she will look retarted pregnant..