Nov 14 2008Paris Hilton still getting work
So apparently Paris Hilton has landed another movie role, this time co-starring with Pee-Wee Herman himself, Paul Reubens. From The Scoop:
Paris Hilton either has the best agent ever, or she’s better in auditions than she is in films themselves, because the woman keeps getting parts. Next up, a new film from Todd Solondz, who brought you “Happiness” (it was the opposite of happy, if you haven’t seen it). And, if you’ve heard what I’m about to say already, stay with me because it bears repeating. Hilton will be co-starring with Paul Reubens. Yes. Pee-Wee Herman. Almost makes you wish she’d keep doing commercials for John McCain…
Yeah, sure, I could probably make a joke about Paris Hilton still getting movie roles despite her last film being the 15th worst movie ever made. But instead, here are some photos of her pumping gas. Yay, I did it, I'm the best!
Photos: WENN
Reader Comments
1. PW - November 14, 2008 3:35 AM
those hands........thosehands....... those hands........
2. Anchor - November 14, 2008 3:52 AM
What the hell?!
Todd Solondz is my *favorite* director of all time! I trust his judgment...but seriously, what the fuck is he doing with Paris Hilton?!
I can easily see Paul Reubens in one of his films though.
3. ali - November 14, 2008 3:54 AM
i know you are but what am i?!??!
4. Cat. - November 14, 2008 3:56 AM
First, but maybe not.
5. john - November 14, 2008 3:59 AM
Paris loves pumping things.
check this out:
http://muchbetterthanworking.blogspot.com
6. Anonymous - November 14, 2008 3:59 AM
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7. SaraDevil - November 14, 2008 4:03 AM
Ha Ha!
Today's secret word is "pump"
You all know what do do when anyone says the secret word don't you?
8. score - November 14, 2008 4:16 AM
Woo! at 3am you post something? Am i dreaming?
9. bernard - November 14, 2008 4:29 AM
why does she wear a shirt printed with her own name on it ?!?
if it were to remind her of who she is, it would be mirror-imaged
so to me this is a sign of sickness - a desperate, silent plea for help...
10. y - November 14, 2008 4:32 AM
pumping + ATM = x
what is the x?
11. AmberDextrose - November 14, 2008 4:51 AM
Dude looks like a lady. But only just
12. evainbaby - November 14, 2008 5:11 AM
I'm ashamed to say this but not only did I LOVE the movie "the hottie and the nottie", I even have parts of the movie saved to my favourites on youtube......
you may shun me now.
13. evainbaby - November 14, 2008 5:13 AM
#10 Stunt to get on the papers?
14. MojoRisin - November 14, 2008 5:57 AM
....and her shirt says "Paris Hilton".....lovely. You know Paris, always classy with a giant phallus surrounded by grass right in the middle of her.
...pretty sure white is not the most appropriate color.
15. IMNOTLYING - November 14, 2008 6:19 AM
OH WOW!!!!---- HOW COME ALL WHITE WOMEN CAN"T LOOK LIKE HER! SHES HOT!!!
16. spamfighter - November 14, 2008 6:19 AM
picture five: she left her ass in her other pants.
Oh and FIX THE RSS FEEDS! The images are broken. But you knew that.
17. spamfighter - November 14, 2008 6:24 AM
Speaking of #5s, hey #5, Joh ... ya know the diff between SuperFish and http://muchbetterthanworking.blogspot.com ? The former is like, ya know, funny.
18. Paul - November 14, 2008 7:01 AM
Man i love Paris .. her being so god damn dumb makes her all the more appealing ha ;)
19. veggi - November 14, 2008 7:51 AM
"Happiness: The Jimbo Story" is one of my all-time favorite movies.
20. gerard Vandenberg - November 14, 2008 8:22 AM
This really is: AMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZING!!
.......................................america?
21. JimboStory - November 14, 2008 8:29 AM
What story is it now, Jimbo/Randal?
Jimbo/Randal, tell us please?!?
22. michelle - November 14, 2008 8:42 AM
her outfit is terrible.
think she wears her name on her shirt to auditions so she doesn't forget it?
i wish i could get away with wearing my name on my shirt....
23. SomeChick - November 14, 2008 9:16 AM
I never thought it was possible... but alas, she makes that Bentley look disgusting. Poor, poor Bentley.
24. heressomething - November 14, 2008 9:24 AM
Tell us this story again?
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26. Jimbo - November 11, 2008 9:54 PM
I'm out. It was a slendid moment I will not soon forget. I with myself, Barry White in the background, a glass of Cabernet Sauvignon with the scent of fresh roses in the foreground. My sperm delicately danced into a soft and absorbent 2-ply facial tissue. I was gentle and it was my one moment in time.
XOXO,
Randal
27. Randal - November 11, 2008 9:54 PM
I'm out. It was a slendid moment I will not soon forget. I with myself, Barry White in the background, a glass of Cabernet Sauvignon with the scent of fresh roses in the foreground. My sperm delicately danced into a soft and absorbent 2-ply facial tissue. I was gentle and it was my one moment in time.
XOXO,
Randal
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25. Lindz - November 14, 2008 9:40 AM
read this! www.shedoesthecity.com/counterculture
26. Lindz - November 14, 2008 9:42 AM
read this! www.shedoesthecity.com/counterculture
This chick loves hating on Paris...
27. tretti - November 14, 2008 9:44 AM
I for one am shocked she is pumping her own gas!!! go girl! so sad that that is an accomplishment for her.
Also she is like I am in on the joke...well now she is only 10 years late. At first she really thought she was the you know what. Now she knows hey wait every blog makes FUN of me so I will tell them I am smart and I am in on it.
"I hate how DUMB girls are like I am laughing to the bank you can think I am dumb ".....ie paris and jessice....
Someone just told them to say that THEY ARE DUMB
They aren't laughing their way to the bank while doing calculus in the car laughing that haha people think I am dumb . NO girls you ARE dumb!
Just because you have money does not mean YOU are smart. Means you may look a certain way and OTHER people are marketing off you to make money ....you just look confused and they give you a cut of it!
PEOPLE AREN'T BUYING YOUR STUFF OR GOING TO YOUR CONCERT CUZ YOUR DUMB it is 99% your LOOKS OK.
So please save the b.s. your not in on the joke at all.
28. LoLa - November 14, 2008 9:45 AM
I think someone needs to remind this STD infected whore that the gas pump is not a cock... There's really NO reason for her to hold onto it like she's doing... While she's getting work, the millions of other talented actors/actresses out there aren't getting their break. All because some bag of shit fake porn star like this useless skank keeps getting roles.... Then again, I'd let her have the roles... I can honestly NOT name 1 movie this bitch has been in so I'm guessing that means she's a lame whore
29. gotmilk? - November 14, 2008 10:05 AM
nice pancake ass, bitch.
30. Rant - November 14, 2008 10:10 AM
Come on Jimbo and Randal could have typed the exact same story at the exact same time. It's not THAT impossible is it?
31. lIsa - November 14, 2008 10:15 AM
#27...I am having trouble understanding you. Is it just really bad grammar or did I wake up stupid today? WOW! Could you try explaining yourself?????? And holy shit those shoes do nothing for her feet! What size are they? Men's 13's?
32. metronne - November 14, 2008 10:22 AM
well, it wouldn't be the first time todd solondz managed to pull off some odd casting tricks. Palindromes, anyone?
33. clown - November 14, 2008 10:26 AM
@31 - You beat me to the big feet. They look like clown shoes.
All she needs is a big red nose to join the circus. I'd love to shoot her out of a cannon, or make her live with the monkeys for a while.
Maybe she's preparing for her new reality show - Paris Hilton's My New BFF Wally the Clown
34. fanatic - November 14, 2008 10:30 AM
#28 - I loved her in Zoolander
35. sirrix - November 14, 2008 10:34 AM
Umm... Can we talk about the giant John Stamos ads on here for his *Lifetime* movie???
Umm... Fish?
36. Sport - November 14, 2008 10:46 AM
Fucking man hands.
37. LOOK AT THOSE FEET! - November 14, 2008 10:49 AM
@31&33 - Yeah, those things are absolutely ridiculous. It gets even worse with the full size picture.
http://thesuperficial.com/2008/11/bfm_enlarged/enlarged-paris_hilton_still_getting_wor.php?bfm_index=10
38. drewski2u - November 14, 2008 10:49 AM
I've asked this before. What the hell is up with her hands? They are freaky as hell, have got to be at least a foot from wrist to finger tip. Not to mention they're all knarly and bony. They look like they came off the Pumpkinhead monster! Yeeaach....
39. Ron - November 14, 2008 10:59 AM
Poor worthless no talent anorexic flat ass manly looking square jaw and man in drag looking Paris Herpes.
40. Jackson'shole - November 14, 2008 11:11 AM
Todd Solondz you are DEAD to me DEAD I say!!!
41. Famous Plastic - November 14, 2008 11:41 AM
I think it increasingly sad that she is the only one in the world that wears her clothing line. It's gotta be a tax shelter...there is no way that crap turns a profit.
42. Dominick - November 14, 2008 11:45 AM
Nice car.
43. Kahlee - November 14, 2008 12:30 PM
Dear god, she actually has less than no ass.
44. ToTellTheTruth - November 14, 2008 12:41 PM
Wow...a cock SUCKER and a cock TOUCHER in the SAME movie......
45. el ces - November 14, 2008 12:57 PM
Heh, I knew she'd get on that cellphone before this spread was done.
Lookit pic 10.
46. STARR - November 14, 2008 4:00 PM
am i tho only person on the planet that thinks she has the most disgusting body ever? god those tree climbing feet alone are enough to make me almost lose my breakfast!! then, talk about NO ASS AT ALL! jesus christ, she's got less of an ass than a bed-ridden 150 year old woman. that is the nastiest thing i have ever seen in my life. the thought of mr. and mrs. elmer fudd having sex is enough to make me never eat again, and go ahead and admit myself to the looney bin while i'm at it. this girl is sooooo helplessly stupid that it should be illegal for her to procreate. why the fuck does she wear shit with her name on it? we all know she's a rich bitch, so get over yourself already!! anyway, with all that money, she should know that the f'in pink, stupid ass dog on her shirt and that dumb bow in her hair DOES NOT match those circa 2002 cherries on her sweat suit. GOD HELP HER, PLEASE!
47. STARR - November 14, 2008 4:03 PM
am i tho only person on the planet that thinks she has the most disgusting body ever? god those tree climbing feet alone are enough to make me almost lose my breakfast!! then, talk about NO ASS AT ALL! jesus christ, she's got less of an ass than a bed-ridden 150 year old woman. that is the nastiest thing i have ever seen in my life. the thought of mr. and mrs. elmer fudd having sex is enough to make me never eat again, and go ahead and admit myself to the looney bin while i'm at it. this girl is sooooo helplessly stupid that it should be illegal for her to procreate. why the fuck does she wear shit with her name on it? we all know she's a rich bitch, so get over yourself already!! anyway, with all that money, she should know that the f'in pink, stupid ass dog on her shirt and that dumb bow in her hair DOES NOT match those circa 2002 cherries on her sweat suit. GOD HELP HER, PLEASE!
48. Joe Mahma - November 14, 2008 8:52 PM
DIE
49. Donkey Ears - November 14, 2008 9:32 PM
I never noticed this before, but she has really BIG EARS!
50. GettingBackYourEx - November 14, 2008 9:55 PM
yes, her hands are very very scary looking...
I think Paris is really not all that pretty in the first place. I think her sister is probably much more beautiful than her.
51. that one - November 15, 2008 12:48 AM
oh I think I know how she gets rolls
52. the man - November 15, 2008 4:14 PM
WTF?! Shouldn't Paris be the one that's getting pumped?
53. terr - November 15, 2008 10:57 PM
I heard that she appeared on a millionaire & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^with a personal account there. Maybe you have the chance to talk to her online or meet some celebrities there. It is amazing.
54. TooDarkMark - November 18, 2008 5:01 PM
Are you talking about Repo The Genetic Opera when youre talking about 15th worst movie ever made. Because I LOVED it and I have no doubt it will have it's cult following. She was actually quite good in it actually.
What movie have you EVER done that is in the top or bottom of anything? Exactly.