Nov 18 2008Paris Hilton & Stavros Niarchos: Reunited and it feels so good (Except for the peeing)

If I was Benji, I would be stoked! A reason to break up with her!

"I said, my last flareup was 2 weeks ago, I'm good to go!"

Deep conversation? That's rich.

@ 3 they were probably talking deeply about how the global economy is affecting the IMF...or the new blackberry either/or, you can't get any deeper.

That dude is greasy.

Whatever. Look at the rack on that girl in pic #1. On the right side. NICE!

Barack is your transition team doing all the work while you scope out the "The Superfish"?

Also should you not be able to spell your own name?

Good one, #2

Deep conversation,lol...
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Paris and deep conversation....

I'm confused.

Please oh please let this be true. I just want Paris to be happy.

*Throws up*

Paris - 'Stavros, so good to see you'
Stavros - 'Paris, Paris, Paris'
Paris - 'Can I trust you, Stavros?'
Stavros - 'Well, of course, my love!'
Paris - 'Good! Stavros, I think I have lice'
Stavros - 'No bugs can come between our love'
Paris - 'Seriously, Stavros. Can you pic the nits out of my hair? They're tickling my ear'
Stavros - 'Yes, Paris, anything for you'
Paris - 'Stavros, you are the best'

Is that William Shatner drinking and checking out that chicks boobs in pic #1?

Let a ho be a ho

We all know she's nasty, but HE is the smarmiest motherfucker I've ever seen. I bet his pubes are thicker than Yu Zhenhuan's.

The boney hairy sternum shot is totally 70s. He needs to button that shit.

Wow doesn't that guy in pic. 1 look like the late Chris Penn!?

Paris, I will put on the beautiful romantic European music we used to listen to when we were in love....

I like to move it, move it
I like to move it, move it
I like to move it, move it
Ya like to: Move it!

I like to move it, move it
I like to move it, move it
I like to move it, move it
Ya like to: Move it!

All girls all over the world,
original Mad Stuntman pon ya case man!
I love how all girls a move them body,
and when ya move ya body, and move it,
nice and sweet and sexy, alright!

Woman ya cute, and you don’t need no make up,
original cute body you a mek man mud up.
Woman ya cute, and you don’t need no make up,
original cute body you a mek man mud up.

Woman! Physically fit, physically fit,
physically, physically, physically fit
Woman! Physically fit, physically fit,
physically, physically, physically fit

Woman! Ya nice, sweet, fantastic
Big ship on de ocean that a big titanic
Woman! Ya nice, sweet, energetic
Big ship on de ocean that a big titanic
Woman! Ya nice, sweet, fantastic
Big ship on de ocean that a big titanic
Woman! Ya nice, sweet, energetic
Big ship on de ocean that a big titanic

I like to move it, move it
I like to move it, move it
I like to move it, move it
Ya like to: Move it!

I like to move it, move it
I like to move it, move it
I like to move it, move it
Ya like to: Move it!

DEEP IN CONVERSATION ?
THESE TWO ?
WHO THE FUCK YOU THINK YOU'RE BULL-SHITTIN SUPERFICIAL ?

There isn't a deep thought between them ! They would have to think night and day for the next 3 years just to come up with a viable sentence that didn't have to do with fashion or hoeing around Hollyweird fucking anything that moves.

One thing about Starvos Nachos - He don't mind all those little bitty blisters all over his pecker. Apparently he misses them and their blonde half breed
cock-smoker. They were just agreeing on a time Starvos Nachos could meet with her and drink her douche water. (How 'DEEP' is that ? )

Gotta love a guy with a "pink" bracelet

What a tool!
I wouldn't run around with my shirt unbuttoned if I had his pecks.
it looks like the chest of a hairy 13 year old.
He must be wasted.

Keep in mind that their standards for "deep conversation" are much lower than the average person's. While we'd be bored out of our skulls with anything either had to say, chances are they find each other absolutely fascinating.

Friends play an important part in our life. I find many nice friends at the millionaire & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^. They are honest and humorous. It is a nice site. Hope you can find more wealthy friends there.

First!!!!

Just kidding..... :)

The garden hose bit made me snort at my desk.

wow...i 've finally found a reason to use the word 'unctuous'.

wow...i 've finally found a reason to use the word 'unctuous'.

@ 18: read! the 'deep conversation" is a quote and not said by the superficial writer. and also , irony! (look that up)

#18 (Monkey's Bone) - It's a JOKE. This site is not for you; irony is lost on you!

Paris is such a whore! Doesn't that skank have a boyfriend? Why is she chatting it up with her Ex?

@ 17 - Brilliant!!!

What has Starving Nachos been up to for all this time?

We have NO idea what they talked about, why are people projecting their own thoughts onto them?

There is nothing wrong with old lovers having a conversation, geez. people most of you would do the same thing.

Stop trying to take their civil rights away !!
Two adults have a right to speak when they run into each other.

"Who approaches Paris Hilton with the intent of hearing words come out of her mouth?"

Good point.
But then again who approaches Paris Hilton with the intent of putting his dick into her vagina?

First time poster long time reader here- love your satire-

but seriously- Stavros's parents will NEVER let him marry her no matter waht. He can date her till the cows come home but the min he says anything about marrying her he will be disowned. Why you say? No rich, Greek, almost an aristocracy family- especially not the matriarch of said family- will let her son marry a flousy, trampy, sex-tape-having American girl. No matter how rich she is. Good luck Paris...the most you might hope for is an indefinite boyfriend.