Nov 19 2008Paris Hilton & Benji Madden break up

what a slut. sluts!

She was too good for him anyway

who didn't see this coming?

she now looks anorexic

Uncle Fester + Festering Herpes Sores. I thought that was a match made in heaven.

Who gives a shit... or should I say BM? hahahaha Poor guy his intials really suck. I am sure he has herpes now.. THAT SUCKS. Well atleast he will have something to remember her by right? He can think of her as his dick is on fire.EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW yucky.. .hey girls single guy coming your way.

Paris Hilton
There once was a woman named Paris
Who was supposed to behave like an heiress
She didn't, of course
But had a face like a horse
And made pornos with jockeys to scare us

BORING! BTW, is this guy looks like he was kicked out of some crappy Ska band from the 80's.

BORING! BTW, this guy looks like he was kicked out of some crappy Ska band from the 80's.

@7 ahahahahhahaha epic win

Limerick man:

Take me.

I'm yours.

who the hell is this douch and why is his name benji?? What a faggot.

xoxo

As if this was gonna last anyways...I'm surprised they stayed together this long! They could both use new wardrobes, at least they have that in common. Click on my name.

Hey Paris, guys don't marry whorebags, especially when they have no curves and look like trannies. God she is so fucking ugly.

LMAO at the goofy little bastard! Is that little sissy wearing a dress? That is some of the funniest shit I've ever seen on this site.

Seriously, it's safe to say Paris is craving a stiff cock, and also safe to say that little sissy is craving stiff cock too. Just wasn't meant to be. Paris doesn't want to share that shit with a guy in a dress!

Uncle Fester? Looks like a less manly version of Samantha Ronson to me, especially in the second photo.

I still can't stop laughing at that sissy boy!!!

Today is certainly a sad day in the entertainment industry with the new of Paris and Benji going in their own direction.

Paris found herself years ago with her acting career just starting out in House of Wax, followed by a strong musical career shortly after. Word in Hollywood was that Paris and Benji were looking forward to a strong and long future.

My thoughts are with you today Paris but knowing you, you'll bounce back like you always have.

Randal

I heard that she appeared on a millionaire & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^with a personal account there. Maybe you have the chance to talk to her online or meet some celebrities there. It is amazing.

Its too late. Shes already given him the gift that keeps on giving. A lifetime prescription for Valtrex!

Paris is such a whore! Suprise, Suprise!!!!

Wow, they broke up? She must have finally given him a blowjob.

19@

What you been smokin', Randal? Sad day in the entertainment industry?

hahahahaha

I loved Paris in Zoolander....

Hey, I happen to like Paris. I think she did a good job hitting back at that really wrinkly really old dude.

These two will be starring in the new Itchy & Scratchy!

He looks like a fag, trying not to look like a fag. He's still a fag. So she dumped a fag, just like the rest of California.

Superfish,

Please stop posting pictures of tall bony manfaced mediocre-looking-bordering-on-ugly blondes, and in their place some petite, soft, babyfaced and feminine Asian women.

NOT!

Took him a while..

But Benj..FINALLY wised-up.

*Note to Mr. Madden..

Go get tested!..bathe in diluted bleach.

rofl..

Paris Hilton looks like a grey hound LOL.
Benji's not too crash hot himself either.
Maybe they were better off together.
Two chronically diseased ug-mo's

Why does it seem like alot of really 'glamorous' (using the term VERY loosely in this post), made-up, rich, snobby, scared-little-bitch girls (such as Paris) like the arm-candy of a rebel, tatto-clad, wigger/emo (im not sure what this fag is), bad boy? Such a ridiculous contrast...

nevermind the "rebel" part..im sure you all know what im getting at here...

FIRST !

Ha, ha. As in, my first comment to thesuperficial.

I know Benji.. I mean I really know Benji. He's a good honest Southern Maryland kind of guy. Way too good for a hag like herpes Hilton.
He could & will do much better.

Paris, on the on the other hand, well blech, who cares. Typical doesn't know or care aboutb anything outside her intrerst kind of cunt who cares only about her own cunt.

Don't be fucking with the SMIB's.

aww, its a sad, sad day in doucheland

This woman needs to be put in a large plastic, pink box with a brush and an extra set of clothing. She looks like some anorexic Barbie doll and that's about it. She's hideous, she's a rich little snob bitch. The shape of her face makes me ashamed of mine.

Wow! He's a tiny little fellow compared to her. Must look like a monkey wrestling a football when they're in the sack.

I heard that she appeared on a dating community ☆☆☆INTERRACIALLOVING.COM☆☆☆ with a personal account there. Maybe you have the chance to talk to her online or meet some singles there. It is amazing.

I wouldn't fuck Paris with Obama's dick.

He's 6 inches shorter than her, of course they broke up.

Well..... now that stupid fag will sink back into obscurity after his 15 minutes of being seen with the Whore of the Century.... and realize what a fucking loser he is and go jump off a bridge ( if all the diseases he caught from the Incredible Festering Cunt don't kill him first ). He was nothing more than a very loud looking tool to distract attention from how ghastly she looks........

Paris Hilton is a joke, not to mention a slut. Benji shouldn't have given up on Sophie Monk, but thats another story all together....

Fickle bitch. Going on for months about how he's the love of her life, future father of her kids blah blah. Bet Sophie's having the last laugh now.

Tattoos suck.

This union was doomed from the start, he's forgetting Paris thinks like a guy, besides shes party girl! Those tats probably didnt help either, it looks like one of the walls where paris go by her weeds!!!!

Cartman you could not handle Obama's dick...with the three inches you are packing.

seems like pretty decent poontang for a little troll like him, IMHO

That poor bastard... All he has to show for the relationship are herpes and a shriveled dick...
Just goes to show you that you can't make an STD infested whore into a house wife... This useless bitch is nothing but that... Completely useless

Paris can afford to be useless. Why would she want to be a house wife?

I never could figure out how a dog like this that does nothing but bark and stick her non-existent (I.E., "Skeletor") ass in the air could even get a man, much less keep one.

Then again, being a rich but useless cock-wallet like she is DOES make me happy, especially when I do the Catholic cross thing on my chest, throw on the Garlic (Funyons) Necklace (as you know, Paris only likes "pearl" necklaces), and thank God Almighty she isn't any kin of mine, and I will never meet the skanktard.

I know damned good and well there is a rabid skunk somewhere in Georgia stuck in an old well that has more sex appeal than THAT bitch.............

What a shock. I thought they'd last. * rolls eyes *

Wow.. He looks like the King of the Poser Douche bags in one pic and Samantha Ronson with less testosterone in the others.

HERPES THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING

HA HA HA HA I WISH SHE WOULD DIE I MEAN FUCK I HATE HER AS MUCH AS KIM K

riiiiiiight ... who give a !#$@ ... any way, i do happen to LOVE that killer outfit Paris has on ...that dress is from Kira Plastinina's .. i was just looking at it the other day

I think that committee of aliens got it wrong. John Edward is not the biggest douche in the universe.

pissant with bad fashion sense and a little dick, with ... god, Paris is looking long on the tooth.

Rode hard and put up wet. That fake tan and sunken eyes aren't very attractive either.

The last time she was hot was the first season of that horrible show with Nicole, and after that, done.

She's in love with herself anyway. They should have named her, Narcissus, instead of Paris.

LMAO #7.