Nov 1 2008Paris Hilton apparently has breasts inside the Matrix
I know what you're thinking: "He said no more Halloween costumes! But I still want to massage his steel abs with my face." It's cool. This is actually Paris Hilton's idea of casual attire while she went shopping last night at Trashy Lingerie in Hollywood. Somebody obviously made her eat a hamburger because she looks significantly better than the pics from Thursday outside her London hotel. Or she's simply not having a flare-up. I'm not a doctor.
Photos: Splash News
Reader Comments
1. missthanggg - November 1, 2008 6:10 PM
she's "hott"
2. Upskt Celebs - November 1, 2008 6:11 PM
I think her crazy days are over. And if anyone is jealous of her having fun when she was younger, I willt ell you this: it's not too late for you yourself to go out and have fun in life.
3. dontyouhatepants! - November 1, 2008 6:17 PM
dude the party's over, why does she still get photographed?
4. R - November 1, 2008 6:32 PM
um. can you blur my license plate please?
5. doc rok - November 1, 2008 6:48 PM
crusty fuckbag. what good is she?
6. Captain Obvious 22 - November 1, 2008 7:06 PM
I just don't care what anyone else says - Paris is freaking hot - these pics are sweeet.
7. tit lover - November 1, 2008 7:09 PM
what kind of bra does she have .. .her tits arent that big
8. kagrez - November 1, 2008 7:13 PM
Thats kind of a miracle bra's job.
Her legs are nasty.
9. She's a semen guzzler - November 1, 2008 7:20 PM
We'd all pound her ass harder than fresh fish on cell block 69.
10. mink - November 1, 2008 7:35 PM
she looks decent once you get past that disaster of a dress
11. Amy, Austin Personal Trainers - November 1, 2008 7:58 PM
It's called duct tape.
12. Tinaaaaaaaa - November 1, 2008 7:59 PM
LOL, when she wears that bra and cutlets, even she can't believe how big it makes her mosquito bites look. There's always pics of her looking down on her chest (like the one with the pink shopping bag).
13. Fernando Narcos - November 1, 2008 8:35 PM
Ever time I see her,I think of "The Fall Of The House Of Usher".
Look it up.
14. Monkey's Wood - November 1, 2008 9:57 PM
Amazing how pushing her tits rogether creates a form of .... clevage.
Cuz god knows this snatch is a tit-less wonder
15. FakeDiet PillsRx.com for $500 bucks - November 1, 2008 10:05 PM
Paris, please stop taking the illegal diet pill that you are getting from Canada because you are staring to look like Farah Faucet, who by the way is 60+ years old.
16. gerard Vandenberg - November 2, 2008 12:56 AM
Americans really want this TRANS-SEXUAL?
(strange america is going down....FAST!!)
17. jennykilyy - November 2, 2008 1:58 AM
She is so beautiful and charming. She is my favorite. Just saw her on the fitness & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^FitnessKiss. C O M^^ ^^^^last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that
site.Is she single now?
18. Valkyrie - November 2, 2008 2:03 AM
personally, I come here to read the witty and outrageously shocking accusations made by those three guys who hate the U.S. on this forum.
EVERYONE hates the USA. God, didnt you get the memo like 15 years ago? Come up with some better comments to read you father fuckers.
Oh and GOOD ONE, #4. I loled.
19. question - November 2, 2008 2:31 AM
since when do posts go up on a saturday?
20. 1moreidiotintheworld - November 2, 2008 4:17 AM
trashy lingerie for a trashy whore.......... and she had to come back over here to find it???? Don't they sell anything slutty enough across the pond????
21. spike - November 2, 2008 4:30 AM
I don't know, she looks a bit like a tranny.
22. Queefer Bukakke - November 2, 2008 4:59 AM
Oh, Hell, I'd park my meat bus in her humid garage any day. As long as she has a ball gag in her mouth and can't talk.
23. Nikky Raney - November 2, 2008 5:44 AM
That push up bra is seriously Magical...
24. Sauron - November 2, 2008 7:55 AM
Is she wearing again the latest wonderbra?
25. Sauron - November 2, 2008 8:03 AM
Despite the push up those knockers are hanging a couple of inches lower than last year.
26. THEBESTTHINGEVER - November 2, 2008 2:13 PM
Honestly, I don't know what to say....
27. Dont Make US Laugh - November 2, 2008 2:52 PM
ROFL..
Push-Up bra..and Air-Brushed cleavage.
Dream On!..Paris.
28. Evan Faine - November 2, 2008 2:53 PM
Yeah I'd do her. She looks doable here. Sometimes...not so much. But here, oh yeah.
29. doc rok - November 2, 2008 5:11 PM
Crusty fuckbag with herpes. What good is she?
30. Me One - November 3, 2008 6:24 AM
I THINK PARIS HAS VERY NICE BOOBS-- THANKYOU!!
31. Bryan Markwell - November 3, 2008 12:42 PM
Looking good Paris. Your much more attractive...as a classy woman...than a rich girl whore. Plus 1.
32. Derrick - November 3, 2008 9:29 PM
She looks like a fucking BIRD!!
33. hartlett - November 5, 2008 1:11 PM
she looks sexy cool here ... wowwwweee .. i love it. sorta trashy lingerie meets kira plastinina .. dig it!!