Nov 17 2008Mario Lopez continues his never-ending war on sleeves

Well I got out last week from the big house. I hope some of you are happy.

First by God's will. First!

1st :D

At least he's not wearing a wrestling singlet.

Also, I'm surprised you didn't comment on the headwear.

At least he's not wearing a wrestling singlet.

Also, I'm surprised you didn't comment on the headwear.

I just want to know whose panties he's wearing on his head...

I'd love to have him fist me up the ass all the way up to the strap of that wife beater. He's my ultimate dream man...

Am I missing something??? Does the Superficial hand out booby prizes for all of the idiots who play the 'I'm First' game?

He cuts off his sleeves and wears them as heabands.

Mario is a hot guy who obviously takes very good care of himself. His fit body is one to be admired. I look forward to the days when mens swim shorts actually show their body and legs.

He is so gay.

Oh - I love what you've done with your hair!

Well maybe it's to do with the silly American right to bear arms? You fight so hard for it and people are dying left right and center and now at least someone takes advantage of the right their forefathers fought so hard for.

On a side note, how much of a cock must you feel when you write

"1st :D"

And you are not actually 1st? Answers on a postcard Leppy and all the others who do the same every day.

And I always thought bear arms were hairier when bared too.

His photos were seen at the millionaire & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^ last week. It is said he is already in relationship with a young pretty ..., maybe you also have the chance to date with a rich beauty there. Come on.

The muscles are compensating for his lack of wood. I think it's that minimexicanpenitis disease he caught as an embryo.

The muscles are compensating for his lack of wood. I think it's that minimexicanpenitis disease he caught as an embryo.

The muscles are compensating for his lack of wood. I think it's that minimexicanpenitis disease he caught as an embryo.

@12:
I prefer chimpanzee arms as opposed to bear arms. They're smaller and easier to work with when trying to get that damn pickle jar opened.

This was a funny read. Mario Lopez sure has come along way since Saved By The Bell. Mmm, I gotta touch those arms...awesome dimples too, what a cutie. I must say what I appreciate about him most is not only is he good looking, but he also seems to have a functioning brain unlike some other hot celebrities *AHEM Matthew McConaughey*

"Sleeve" is a euphemism for "woman",right?

We all know AC's allergic to the 'gina.

Does anyone know what he's wearing on his head? It's pretty awesome, I'd love to buy a few.

It would seem as though he has been cutting off his sleeves and wearing them as headbands!

With that fucking thing on his head, he looks like the Chiquita banana girl.

Is there any gym, anywhere in this fucking country, that does not have a personal trainer that looks exactly like him?

Good for you Mario. Not only is there a video-game named after you, but you're famous for looking exactly like 60,000,000 other guys across this nation.

Cheeseball.

This douche probably has to ice down at the end of the day from walking around in constant flex. Asswipe. Love how his ex's all say he has a minidick.

He can keep warring with sleeves for all I care....

Maybe he'll get mad at shirts in general...hmmm...

"A South Carolina Roman Catholic priest has told his parishioners that they should refrain from receiving Holy Communion if they voted for Barack Obama."

Damn it! How on earth will we maintain our moral compass if we can't get that holy wafer handed to us by a man whose fingers were just inside the altar boy's ass???

Not so much the missing sleeves as the always present head band.

He should start marketing those head band things. He could even borrow the name from his "Saved By The Bell" class project and dub them "Buddy Bands."

I too am more concerned with his headband. WTF?

Mario Lopez = Dooshbag

Freaking fine, wa wa wee wa, gay or not, i like!

Dude has blown it with more hot chicks than Fish will ever see. Why Mario gets so many hot bitches I'll never know. But the jackass will always be a jackass. I mean, you blew it with Ali Landry, Mario? Idiot.

Don't care if he's a jerkoff, he's good to look at.

Mario Lopez has my full support on the war against sleeves. I think he should launch a war against tank tops and trousers too.

Nice wife-beater, beaner.

My ex did the same thing...cut off t-shirt sleeves and wore them on his head...it's the universal sign of douche bags.

Mario will forever remain Dirty Sanchez.

He's not gay... but he is a two-timing cocksucker. I'm straight, but I don't get this dude's appeal.

So, who the fuck is this crusty, sleazy looking bastard? Has he been deloused and dipped for fleas?

lol "im straight" reassuring everyone miniememe?

Anyone posting after me blows on Mario Lopez's penis more often than a Mexican with a leafblower

#42, is that a promise?

#43 nice try miniememe!!! i knew you were one of my clones!

the closet door is WIDE open....

Oh Mario... please keep up your war against sleeves! Grrr... *yum*

Douchie, you're so pathetic and paranoid. So is your troll.

Oh man, Saved by the Bell was so awesome.

He'll always be A.C. Slater.

Oh, man--is this the guy who had the unsuccessful dick transplant? Poor guy...

disgusting

i wonder what zach, kelly, lisa, mr balding and screech are up to now a days

Super Steroid Gayrod...and a CONVICTED RAPIST....just in case you didn't know.

whatever that dude is so hot he can wear whatever he wants.

cute hunk

man, this guy is such a douche. he wants everyone to know he has muscles.
when not out showing off, he probably spends time posing for himself in front of a mirror. he's like those douchey fags that think they are so hot that they take all sorts of pics of themselves topless and then send them out to anyone they can just to let them know- hey!! i've got muscles. then he beats himself off in front of a mirror telling himself how hot he is.
i wonder when is he going to marry his biceps? i mean wouldn't his pecs get a little jealous?

Mario is so gay.

tank tops are for fucking homos.

Well, there you have it.

I can't stand this narcissistic cunt. I'll bet he's tasted his own semen-while alone.

Mario is a great dancer, actor and a hot smile. I heard on Larry King his friend Trey Noran will release his book No Way Out? The Curse Society. And that will upset the hollywood gay society, Can you tell me when and where I can get this book I hear great review so far.

A major question was Latin Author Trey Noran and Mario Lopez secert lovers at one time? I hear that Mario is straight then gay? And the woman he met off of Dancing with the stars could be nothing between them, he is way to sexy for her. I seen Nip Tuck and Mario ask if the other actor is checking out his penis. Why do actors and singers like George Michaels, Lance Bass, Trey Noran and even Mario hide there sexuality. My coolest friends are gay and great to be with with. Be yourself guys!! Look at Ellen and her career is sky rocketing.

A major question was Latin Author Trey Noran and Mario Lopez secert lovers at one time? I hear that Mario is straight then gay? And the woman he met off of Dancing with the stars could be nothing between them, he is way to sexy for her. I seen Nip Tuck and Mario ask if the other actor is checking out his penis. Why do actors and singers like George Michaels, Lance Bass, Trey Noran and even Mario hide there sexuality. My coolest friends are gay and great to be with with. Be yourself guys!! Look at Ellen and her career is sky rocketing.

mario can you be my friend.