Nov 12 2008Mariah Carey really wants you to see her side-boob

26. Jimbo - November 11, 2008 9:54 PM

I'm out. It was a slendid moment I will not soon forget. I with myself, Barry White in the background, a glass of Cabernet Sauvignon with the scent of fresh roses in the foreground. My sperm delicately danced into a soft and absorbent 2-ply facial tissue. I was gentle and it was my one moment in time.

XOXO,
Randal

27. Randal - November 11, 2008 9:54 PM

I'm out. It was a slendid moment I will not soon forget. I with myself, Barry White in the background, a glass of Cabernet Sauvignon with the scent of fresh roses in the foreground. My sperm delicately danced into a soft and absorbent 2-ply facial tissue. I was gentle and it was my one moment in time.

XOXO,
Randal

Wow that's not hot

this really makes me appreciate lohan's side boobage

Wow....and not in a good way.

Yeah.....enjoy "all of THAT" Nick Cannon!

That's what happens to non-whites when they age. It's like Cindarella, once the clock strikes midnight (usually 35-40 yrs old), they turn back into a pumpkin, or eggplant, or whatever these oreo half-breeds might resemble....

In Mariah's case, she slept with so many porch monkeys, that all those little sickle cells got into her system and have slowly been slicing away at here exterior from the inside out, in a few years, she'll just be a puddle of goo.

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WTF!! That's not sexxy! c'mon people!

It must be a slow news day. Side boob has not gotten me excited since I was in Jr. High..

Mariah Carey is a fucking fat ass bitch. Am I the only one that sees that? This bitch is fucking fat as shit... Per Hollywood standards that is. This tramp parades around in mid-baring tops and ass-pants. I wonder why no one ever sees her sitting down. Maybe because then, we'll all see her beer-gut and her fat rolls.
And whoever the hell she's trying to convince that she waited until getting married to have sex with Dick Cannon, is stupid.
Mariah, you're ancient. Your last decent album was years ago. It's time to grow the hell up and please, I beg you, start dressing your fucking age stupid air-headed weirdo

Ugh. I just took a dump all over my office floor at the site of those -- that -- thing. (?)

wow--in that last picture of the red dress you can really see the girdle. This is no offense to larger women but, she has really gained weight.

@1 Randal, That was a troll. You need to learn how to tell us apart..

Bitch is THICK!

she's fat again....

That Porch-Monkey jizz goes right to your hips.....

She is so beautiful and charming. She is my favorite. Just saw her on the millionaire & celebrity dating club^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that

site.Is she single now?

Irrelevant cow. Keep trying Mariah.

I'd munch that carpet.

real/fake boobs: confirmed real.

Because you're a fucking gross moron, veggi troll.. go munch your cousins carpet..

I would fuck her'til her eyes popped out.

And before you you all start ragging on me,if you were married to the humongous blob of fat that always smells of yeast and vinegar that I'm married to,you'd fuck Mariah too,if given half a chance.

To 18: THEY ARE FAKE !!

Besides, everybody knows I like to lick the chocolate starfish, not munch the carpet.

FUCK, FUCK, FUCK....
I wish you would fix your rss feed to properly display the photos
its been like this for a month, get off your ass fish

# 22, you are so gay troll. It's old, completely not funny, and just shows how retarded you are.

Besides, everybody knows veggi's mostly into ATM these days.

Her tits are real. The Easter Bunny told me so.

I love tits that smell like armpits.

i fa-ted

Dirty, dirty pillows.

id hit it

If michelin man had boobs, it would look like Mariah's boobs.

@15 - Yelloe! WTF? You really need to stop spamming these boards with your stupid MillionaireLoving. C O M shit. I'm proud of everyone for just ignoring you. But, I'm personally tired of seeing it and wonder why THE MODERATOR lets you slide!

Hopefully my clone is not everyone else's troll,,,cause i like undivided attention...i went away for one minute and #28 is sniffing my seat!!!!

and it looks terrible.

omg! like all you haters out there need to stop i mean c'mon the woman looks great!! y'all just hating cuz she looks twice as fat as kim kardashian ass!

@5 I don't understand why you and those like you are so against people that have more melanin in their skin than you. Why can't you see how ignorant that is? Do you not believe in a creator at all? We all come from the same matter, all people, all animals, all plants, everything. It just makes no sense to me why humans are always bashing each other. And I'm sure you will say something about how black people aren't human. If blacks were not human, they wouldn't be able to procreate with whites or any other race of people. Dogs and people can't breed, people and monkeys can't breed. Only humans can procreate with other humans. Now you might still want to say that blacks or other races are subhuman, so, are you saying that they are animals? Lets say just for the case of argument that they were animals, would you treat animals so poorly and inhumanely? If this is your reasoning (unless you hated animals) you wouldn't be so mean and ignorant. All of you racist people of all races are not seeing with your spiritual eyes. I'm not talking about religion, I'm talking about your god-self, the spirit within each of us that connects us all regardless of gender, color, or station in life. And to all of you who say why choose a gossip forum to share this message, why not? If someone can spew hatred and ignorance, one can surely choose to do the opposite.

#5 FRIST troll...Racism aside, if you actually think whites age better than non-whites, that just proves you are the most retarded person alive. Not only do liver spots show up more on lighter skin, darker skin doesn't wrinkle as much or as soon because the extra melanin acts as a natural, built in sunscreen. All that inbreeding make you blind or something?

wow. It got as deep as Kim K's cellulite in here..

They may accuse her of being tacky, but this girl aim to please the senses...

No bra = orange in a tube sock.

GROSS!! My eyes hate the Fish writer! Don't post this crap! Same for Amy Whinehouse. YUK!

Wow, she is gross.

She needs to get her implants lifted.

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love to see the side balls of a 35 year old dood- how was it again? god hung them twice as heavy as the white mens?

Star flung hit ball pizza. Sing printer up table get open.

Just channeling Rough Daddy.

hoolllyyy shitt, that's disgusting

That shit is all saggy and the bitch looks like she's got 5 o'clock shadow!

please tell me that's photoshopped. she looks tragic.

Isn't she too old to be going bare arm? She looks like she'd be waving long after her arm stopped moving...ewwww. Face it...she's a cougar and cougars have boundaries when it comes to letting the body loose to do what it used to be able to do...time to cover it up, buttercup.

#37....people of color blotch and scar and look just as hideous. The only thing that stems the tide of wrinkles and spots for any skin color is starting young and taking care. Nothing helps if you wait until you're 35 to start paying attention. Has nothing to do with race. Oprah is a prime example...don't look directly at her if she hasn't had her make-up team working on her for 30 minutes!

Christ bitch! Just walk around topless already....nobody would mind since your flabby tits make you look like a sumo wrestler anyway.

I detect a disturbing hint of lumpiness.

The blue ring is where her gag reflex kicks in.

wow...her boobs hang as loose as my penis right now....not happy

What a fake rack.

She's got 6" of bony chest between her boobs, and then all that blotchy flab sagging into her armpits.

Somebody lied to her and told her that she looked sexy in that dress.

Ugh!

She isn't that old and she isn't fat. She just needs to stop squeezing herself into clothes two sizes too small for her!

Oh mY!
YIKEz!!

JACKET POTATO

"...where she received the Special Achievement Award"

Um, exactly what did she "achieve"? Help me out here.

She is getting fat again; just look at her fat arms! Ugly hard implants!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

MY EYES!

How many times is she going to get this same award???? Last time she had on that black dress with both sides of both boobs hanging out.

If you don't want to gain weight, don't get married! That's my advice. I say just as long as she sounds good, why would her weight even mattter???? Stupid.

Ouch! Not a pretty sight.

That is really horrible. We're the same age; she needs to get a grip AND a better stylist. She can dress her damn age and still look sexy. Jerk.

Said it once, and I will say it again: some famous people fantasize about being strippers. Mariah Carey is probably one of them.

Dumb Bitch!