Nov 14 2008Mariah Carey is effin' Looney Tunes
Mariah Carey really loves wearing lingerie. So much so, that'll she even wear it alone by herself on Christmas, according to latest issue of Redbook:
I always get Santa lingerie, even if nobody sees it. But this year it will be appreciated!"
Stripping down for the holidays is apparently a Carey holiday tradition.
"[My girlfriends and I] go in the hot tub in our Christmas bikinis, then roll in the fresh snow and jump back in."
While that was probably the greatest holiday story ever told, I should probably point out Mariah's girlfriends eat Meow Mix - and there's 25 of them.
MARIAH: Unwrap me under the tree, Nick.
NICK: I'm trying, baby, but these cats are everywhere.
MARIAH: Be nice to my girlfriends! They picked out my outfit.
NICK: Say what? Dammit, Whiskers, get off the TV!
MARIAH: Nick! What did I just tell you? Get in your cage.
NICK: Aw, man...
Photos: Splash News
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Reader Comments
1. Rough Daddy - November 14, 2008 10:36 AM
Looks like its going to be a droopy xmass for Nick!
2. JM - November 14, 2008 10:36 AM
I sure hate the idea of a woman who is so sexually charged she wears lingerie when she's alone. You sir, are an idiot.
3. Dan - November 14, 2008 10:39 AM
D I V A, like share
4. havoc - November 14, 2008 10:41 AM
Well at least that's somewhat adultish.
Not her usual 13 year old girl personality.
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5. dork - November 14, 2008 10:43 AM
Nothing like a houseful of pussy on Christmas!
6. Jimbo - November 14, 2008 10:45 AM
What is loony about that? I wish she would do it all year long.
7. Hey! - November 14, 2008 10:50 AM
26. Jimbo - November 11, 2008 9:54 PM
I'm out. It was a slendid moment I will not soon forget. I with myself, Barry White in the background, a glass of Cabernet Sauvignon with the scent of fresh roses in the foreground. My sperm delicately danced into a soft and absorbent 2-ply facial tissue. I was gentle and it was my one moment in time.
XOXO,
Randal
27. Randal - November 11, 2008 9:54 PM
I'm out. It was a slendid moment I will not soon forget. I with myself, Barry White in the background, a glass of Cabernet Sauvignon with the scent of fresh roses in the foreground. My sperm delicately danced into a soft and absorbent 2-ply facial tissue. I was gentle and it was my one moment in time.
XOXO,
Randal
8. Sport - November 14, 2008 10:53 AM
I bet she has to pay people to be her 'friends.'
She is a pathetic chunky waste of space.
9. Rant - November 14, 2008 10:55 AM
It looks like she just waxed her mustache.
10. Ron - November 14, 2008 10:58 AM
Poor desperate chubby chick with the nice voice and hard breast implants.
11. Jimbo - November 14, 2008 11:04 AM
@7 Get a life asshole, it was not me..
12. Jackson'shole - November 14, 2008 11:17 AM
#8 she's not at all chunky but she isn't very attractive anyway
13. spamfighter - November 14, 2008 11:23 AM
Ron, they may be hard, but c'mon she was a professional cheerleader which means she as all sorts of freaky experience. On the other hand, she probably banged all the Lakers and is just a little loose, you know 'down there'. So doing her hard tities might be the only alternative.
14. Anonymous - November 14, 2008 11:24 AM
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15. FRIST!!! - November 14, 2008 11:26 AM
I need coffee..
16. laughinagain - November 14, 2008 11:34 AM
'...get in your cage'
'aw, man...'
Fucking hilarious
17. Sport - November 14, 2008 11:35 AM
I think the feeds are down.
18. Daughter - November 14, 2008 11:35 AM
Anyone notice how the right side of her face is sliding down a la Sloth from the Goonies?? "Chunk!! Baby Ruth!!"
19. FRIST!!! - November 14, 2008 11:43 AM
I still need coffee..
20. pixie - November 14, 2008 12:18 PM
ha ha she's rockin the paris hilton lazy eye
21. pixie - November 14, 2008 12:18 PM
ha ha she's rockin the paris hilton lazy eye
22. Upornedmed - November 14, 2008 12:25 PM
she looks not bad anyway.
her personal AD was found at "MatchRich.c o m__where is the club for the wealthy and the beauties!! U guys can go and have good experience there! lol~
23. Frist second troll - November 14, 2008 1:05 PM
My host was up again drinking away her sorrow at the lost of her youth and impending old age. Poor pitiful old witch.
24. jen - November 14, 2008 1:17 PM
!!!! <3 !!!!
AM I RIGHT
AM.
I.
RIGHT.
25. washington - November 14, 2008 1:20 PM
She's looking pretty tragic these days.
26. Deacon Jones - November 14, 2008 1:30 PM
Looks like a porn cover.....
"Carey goes crazy #12"
27. schmotze - November 14, 2008 1:40 PM
http://0.0.0.1/assets_c/2008/10/1031_mariah_carey_firefighter_11-thumb-450x675.jpg
doesn't get it done. fix it plox.
28. Ted from LA - November 14, 2008 3:31 PM
How old is this woman? She talks and acts like a 14 year-old. She looks 50.
29. Chauncey Gardner - November 14, 2008 4:21 PM
She looks like an animatronic character at Chuck E. Cheese.
30. Vince Lombardi - November 15, 2008 5:28 AM
Anyone else notice how Mariah Carey is looking a little more like Mary Carey each day?
31. PO PO ZAO - November 15, 2008 4:12 PM
Whatever happened to Frederick's of Hollywood? Did she buy them out?
32. sapphire eyes - November 15, 2008 4:34 PM
With all that help around her to"wipe her ass" "choose her outfits" who's in charge of "General Ugly"?
33. Amy, Austin Personal Trainers - November 18, 2008 5:26 PM
Sometimes even famous people dream of being strippers.
34. Queen - November 20, 2008 9:06 AM
We spend alot of time and energy on articles and blogs saying stuff about Mariah Carey. We worry about what she wears, say and do. Its time to stop using our time and energy commenting on everything. Some comments are just plain funny and others are a little to far out there. Hush ************ Hush*************** Hush*********************.