Nov 27 2008Liz Hurley Is Feeling Punchy
Liz Hurley: She's hot, she's British, she's totally violent. Hugh Grant's ex returned to her London home yesterday, her Louis Vuitton suitcase smartly accesorized by a set of skinned, bloody knuckles. Which is sexy and everything, but I've talked to her over and over again about her possessive streak. I'm flattered that you feel the need to defend my honor, Liz, but you really should have heard Kate Beckinsale out about her proposed three-way before decking her. It's really not that bad of an idea, especially with Christmas coming up. Think about it, and I'll totally stop hounding you about getting me a puppy this year, I promise.
Photos: Splash News
Reader Comments
1. ramblas - November 27, 2008 10:09 AM
First.
2. Cliff Clavin - November 27, 2008 10:09 AM
Still very sexy!
3. Daughter - November 27, 2008 10:29 AM
It's from when she punches herself in the face when she notices she's gaining weight
4. jaime - November 27, 2008 10:30 AM
whatever happened to you not posting for a couple of days?
5. simplicity - November 27, 2008 10:38 AM
ok.. so who posted this?
And why does that look photoshopped?
6. simplicity - November 27, 2008 10:38 AM
ok.. so who posted this?
And why does that look photoshopped?
7. simplicity - November 27, 2008 10:38 AM
ok.. so who posted this?
And why does that look photoshopped?
8. Lee Bradley - November 27, 2008 10:45 AM
At least her lips are back to normal
9. Idiots - November 27, 2008 11:12 AM
Bulimics have marks like those on the backs of their hands from shoving their fingers down their throats to make themselves vomit. I think that's a much more likely explanation.
10. Idiots - November 27, 2008 11:12 AM
Bulimics have marks like those on the backs of their hands from shoving their fingers down their throats to make themselves vomit. I think that's a much more likely explanation.
11. e - November 27, 2008 11:13 AM
Who cares about her knuckles, perhaps Kate Beckinsale's ass is full of sharp things. Look at the size of that ROCK!
12. sara - November 27, 2008 11:55 AM
totally from making herself throw up. those are exactly the two fingers you'd need to use.
13. ChuckleHead - November 27, 2008 12:00 PM
The Fish needs its morning cup of coffee. Accesorized is spelled with two s's.
acces"S"orized
14. BondJamesBond - November 27, 2008 12:41 PM
Liz, you flip people off with your MIDDLE finger.
15. kelley - November 27, 2008 1:04 PM
SLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW news day !
16. Reality - November 27, 2008 1:21 PM
Um, I hate to be the voice of reason here but there's one really big reason that she couldn't have gotten skinned knuckles punching someone. My best guess would be it's about a 25 carat reason.
17. Reality - November 27, 2008 1:22 PM
Um, I hate to be the voice of reason here but there's one really big reason that she couldn't have gotten skinned knuckles punching someone. My best guess would be it's about a 25 carat reason.
18. In the know - November 27, 2008 2:25 PM
Uhh thats what bulimics get.
19. Lee - November 27, 2008 2:50 PM
Look at the size of that fucking rock! Jesus H.
20. Fish Fish - November 27, 2008 4:10 PM
You missed a better headline: "Hurley gets surly"
Just sayin.
21. Rough Daddy - November 27, 2008 4:27 PM
There are some things in life that are so special. Liz Hurley is one of them. Through think and thin she always comes out on top, and the press never have a bad word to say about her.
You are an amazing actress and I hope to see you in a new film soon.
Randal
22. Randal - November 27, 2008 4:28 PM
There are some things in life that are so special. Liz Hurley is one of them. Through think and thin she always comes out on top, and the press never have a bad word to say about her.
You are an amazing actress and I hope to see you in a new film soon.
Randal
23. ummm...yeah - November 27, 2008 5:03 PM
OMFG!
RD, would you shove your cock in Randals' mouth PLEASE???
Perhaps that would keep him quiet and he won't be able to type all that shit he writes!!
C'mon be a pal, I mean since you're a fag and all...I hear he's a great little cocksucker!...and I'm sure Mike won't mind sharing.
24. ΘρΔ⠟ŧ※ਠ - November 27, 2008 7:18 PM
I'd punch her...................... with my bulky meat bat.
25. Dorito Man - November 27, 2008 7:36 PM
Liz is very sexy. She was WAY too much woman for Hugh Grant. I bet she has a great bush. I'd go to her party. I mean. As if.
26. mathilda - November 27, 2008 7:48 PM
What the shit are you guys on about she's a horrible actress and a gold digger. does anyone remember the okay wedding deal where she was embarrassed of her parents in law and then they disowned her? that is pretty much the definition of a donkey kong blowing ho
27. Loanna - November 27, 2008 9:06 PM
Wow..., she is pretty and gorgeous. BTW, my brother told me he saw her profile and photos at an age gap dating club **AgelessOnly.c o m**. She has written some blogs a few days ago. Maybe you should have a look.
28. Loanna - November 27, 2008 9:17 PM
OMG...
29. alex friedman (not) - November 28, 2008 12:21 AM
those marks are right where someone who is constantly bulimic would have marks. Just food for thought.
(And she is, truly, beautiful.)
30. THUNDER - November 28, 2008 12:51 AM
She is so beautiful and charming. Just saw her on a dating community ***INTERRACIALLOVING.COM*** last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.
31. Jenneh - November 28, 2008 12:58 AM
it looks more like she's bulimic
since the wounds are on the fingers most commonly used for bulimia and they're about the right size too
32. shift - November 28, 2008 1:06 AM
FIX THE SITE! Everytime I've come to this site the past couple of days, it says that the site is unable to be read. I have to refresh 5 times to see the site. Happened from 4 different computers in 4 different places. It's getting annoying.
33. Astrid - November 28, 2008 1:14 AM
Not as annoying as #30, #27, etc. Can't you do something about it already?
34. LargelyGay - November 28, 2008 2:44 AM
15. kelley - November 27, 2008 1:04 PM
SLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW news day !
Lol news
35. LargelyGay - November 28, 2008 2:45 AM
15. kelley - November 27, 2008 1:04 PM
SLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW news day !
Lol news
36. ADF - November 28, 2008 4:41 AM
Really nice girl!!
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37. http://netvideodump.wordpress.com/ - November 28, 2008 4:52 AM
A woman wearing heels who can pack a punch, my God, she's like a real living Wonder Woman!
38. CakeGirl - November 28, 2008 1:01 PM
Sorry, too busy looking at her huge ROCK...
39. el ces - November 28, 2008 2:39 PM
*LOL* @ #24
Heh...meat bat.
But uh, yeah. I hope Liz knocks them the fuck out.
40. Yeah baby - November 28, 2008 6:48 PM
And I would *so* hit that back.
41. developer - November 28, 2008 8:44 PM
Liz needs some grounding. Maybe some tight friends not so elevated in the clouds can help.
42. JuliaJolie - November 28, 2008 9:05 PM
Oh, please - that's dry skin and nothing else. It's cold, it's winter, people have their heating on - your skin gets totally dry as hell and starts cracking. That's all it is, people. Yeesh...
43. Jealous Bitches - November 28, 2008 11:01 PM
Bitch look fine, she got class, she got style.
44. Bryan Alwright - November 28, 2008 11:34 PM
She is just so beautiful. That's it!
45. Bryan Alwright - November 28, 2008 11:36 PM
She is just so beautiful. That's it!
46. ASF - November 29, 2008 2:59 AM
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47. gerard Vandenberg - November 29, 2008 3:26 AM
But there is always the other question: IS SHE HORNY, folks?
48. Alan - November 29, 2008 8:21 AM
Of course she's horny!!
49. Erin - November 29, 2008 4:31 PM
She obviously got mad and hit something...a wall most likely.- which she is probably proud of, or so pissed off about she doesn't care. That's not bulimia marks, they wouldn't be that deep and most people are stupid enough to fucking hit the back of their teeth every time they do it- nor would they flaunt it around. Plus she doesn't have the swollen salivary glands everywhere in her face. (Around her neck) -And if it's so damn cold- where the fuck are her gloves?
At least she can hit right!
50. max - November 30, 2008 3:24 PM
Oh, yea! Sandwiched between Liz Hurley and Kate Beckinsale! The ultimate 3 way!
51. Yvonne62 - May 1, 2009 5:34 PM
Liz is just angry because she lost the man that she had for thirteen years. I guest she wasn't giving him all the love and attention that he needed, so he had to go and get it from somewhere else. Like the hooker incident, if she was doing the right thing they probably would've been a happy couple today.
52. elottery - July 26, 2009 1:31 PM
Liz Hurley wow she is like my dream woman of all time. Look at her she is so beautiful and what I would do for someone like her.
53. Charlie - September 30, 2009 4:18 AM
Come on, Liz is not the type of woman for interracialloving, mate ... ;-)
54. Johny - November 5, 2009 10:55 AM
Lol too funny comments, almost funnier than the article itself! Way to go Liz!
55. rose.gracey - November 11, 2009 2:09 PM
You guys are so mean to Liz, I'm almost sorry to read all these comments :(