Nov 25 2008Lindsay Lohan Falls Off the Wagon: In Glorious Security Tape-vision
What you're looking at is security tape footage of Lindsay Lohan at a Washington D.C. club where Samantha Ronson recently DJ'ed. Highlights include: Recovering alcoholic Lindsay pouring herself vodka and Red Bulls; some lesbian making out - or heterosexual. Who knows?; more making out which is obviously interrupting Lindsay's texting (Gawd); and, finally, like every single night since Lindsay's been 12, a coke deal. *sniff* She's still mommy's little angel...
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Reader Comments
1. Ram Punchington - November 25, 2008 12:33 PM
Welcome back, Lindsay. Welcome back.
2. Que - November 25, 2008 12:34 PM
Que dang!
3. Giorgios Papaloukas - November 25, 2008 12:34 PM
¡¡¡Madre mía que tetas!!!!
4. p911gt10c - November 25, 2008 12:35 PM
Unless a porn tape surfaces, none of this is remotely interesting.
5. p0nk - November 25, 2008 12:38 PM
live you've never been gone.
6. p0nk - November 25, 2008 12:38 PM
like you've never been gone.
7. lizzy - November 25, 2008 12:38 PM
i love this! i wish it were more scandalous -- i love seeing lindsay's life in the shitter.
8. tylerdurden - November 25, 2008 12:39 PM
That took longer than I expected but whore Lindsay is back.
9. Amy - November 25, 2008 12:40 PM
Wow, this will threaten her highly successful movie career.
10. Steve - November 25, 2008 12:41 PM
Does anyone know which club it was?
11. Érico - November 25, 2008 12:42 PM
I want more Katie Price.
12. Hater - November 25, 2008 12:45 PM
She does have some nice titties!
13. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - November 25, 2008 12:46 PM
Mamm-uh Mia!
14. VanillaFace - November 25, 2008 12:49 PM
damn, I'd actually bang her regardless of the burning and agonizing STDs that result from it.
killer bewbs
15. jrz - November 25, 2008 12:50 PM
Parliaments? Damn...that's some ghetto-assed shit right there.
16. Kaboom!! - November 25, 2008 12:53 PM
But Sam loves her!! Sam only wants the best for her!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ugh..................
17. Famous Plastic - November 25, 2008 12:53 PM
She never stopped drinking, so how can she fall off the wagon? She went to rehab for coke, not booze
18. Pink - November 25, 2008 12:57 PM
SHE'S A SKANK....
19. Pink - November 25, 2008 12:58 PM
SHE'S A SKANK....
20. Buster - November 25, 2008 12:58 PM
You mean she's back on the wagon...
21. JJ - November 25, 2008 12:59 PM
Great overhead tit view. I'd give her a pearl necklace.
22. kelly - November 25, 2008 1:02 PM
ugly freak. ahaha good to see her doing so bad again.
23. Sponsor - November 25, 2008 1:03 PM
You would think she knows how to make a drink by now..Shouldn't the mixer not the vodka come last
24. Cartman - November 25, 2008 1:04 PM
If she's still drinking then how can she be a "recovering alcoholic"? I thought you were only recovering if you stopped.
Unless you mean she is recovering her alcoholic status?
25. Ch33bz - November 25, 2008 1:04 PM
that's my girl.
go Linds go!
26. Tom K - November 25, 2008 1:04 PM
I love it! Welcome back you red head whore!!!
27. P - November 25, 2008 1:06 PM
why is it that a guy in the slims will get busted and sent to jail for possesion, but these kind of people can just walk away freely.
Disgusting World!
28. JuliaJolie - November 25, 2008 1:08 PM
How is this a coke deal? I don't see anything in that picture. Maybe I'm just naive...
29. Ryan the Canadian - November 25, 2008 1:16 PM
I love how she is demonized for doing what most people her age do. It makes no sense. She is an actress in Los Angeles that gets drunk, does coke and makes out with her lover......about as fascinating as watching paint dry. Brittany at her lowest made for decent fodder. Can't someone else have a breakdown?? Maybe some other vapid woman that nobody knows will make a sex tape in the next day or so and there will be some superficial content worthy of everyone's posts.......
30. Plastic Sturgeon - November 25, 2008 1:18 PM
She never stopped boozing or doing coke. She just became (for a while) more discreet.
31. Max Planck - November 25, 2008 1:20 PM
Flush twice.
32. Lucy - November 25, 2008 1:21 PM
I'm presuming she's been drinking all along, only now she doesn't care who knows...that's the progression of alcoholism!
33. fanfare - November 25, 2008 1:22 PM
i'm sorry but this totally made my day. officially: i'm deeply saddened to see any addict failing. unofficially: thanks for making me smile superficial :) It's only funny b/c she isn't a total wreck here, otherwise I'd actually feel sorry for the poor (rich) girl.
34. jaime - November 25, 2008 1:23 PM
i think the bad girl of the day thing should definitely go to boobs lohan, more than philton.
pd. giorgios, argentino?
35. Lucifer - November 25, 2008 1:25 PM
I heard that she appeared on a dating community ***INTERRACIALLOVING.COM*** with a personal account there. Maybe you have the chance to talk to her online or meet some singles there. It is amazing.
36. Confused - November 25, 2008 1:29 PM
OMG YOU GUYS! I live in Washington DC
37. boli - November 25, 2008 1:29 PM
it's against the law to smoke indoors in dc.
38. jaime - November 25, 2008 1:30 PM
in the fourth picture she's probably texting "god, i need some fucking dick man, this dyke is killing me!"
39. Danklin24 - November 25, 2008 1:31 PM
Unless that was a joke about Coke the drink im confused cause i dont see a coke deal going on.
40. ummm...yeah - November 25, 2008 1:32 PM
Ryan, you being Canadian says it all...STFU, dickwad...
Anyway...Open your mouth lins...time for some cock!...not coke.
41. Lindsay - November 25, 2008 1:33 PM
Why the hell is she mixing her own drinks? She has no chance...VH1 Celeb Rehab, here she comes!
42. Balls McCoy - November 25, 2008 1:39 PM
picture 8: "hey Lindsey, it's snowing in the back room..."
43. Rough Daddy - November 25, 2008 1:41 PM
The girl looks (nice set) good in the introductory pic, no wonder sam is like a hound around her!
44. Allen's Woody - November 25, 2008 1:45 PM
I wonder if this will ruin her chances at an Oscar?
45. OnlyGayEskimo - November 25, 2008 1:51 PM
Oh good, I like Lindsey Lohan gossip, even though it makes me feel dirty - as in, I need to take a shower after I read.
Its been so boring with Britney and LiLo staying out of the public eye - Lindsey might be a coked out alkie, but at least she is a lesbian which is ALWAYS fun. Britney is just a whore - no fun in that.
WELCOME BACK LINDSEY!
46. Mix - November 25, 2008 2:04 PM
This is SO STUPID. Show me a screencap WHERE SHE IS ACTUALLY DRINKING. That's right, YOU DON'T HAVE ONE!!
47. OscarTheGrouch - November 25, 2008 2:08 PM
This explains her weight loss. I knew she wasn't doing it naturally. She's a sleeze.
48. geyt - November 25, 2008 2:10 PM
Look at the third picture it looks like a transcation is going down between Samantha and the guy. Drugs?
49. Nathiest - November 25, 2008 2:13 PM
thats super cute
50. simplicity - November 25, 2008 2:15 PM
she looks too busy texting to be making out with any of them, including the dude behind her.
who gives a fk anymore about this chick? let her be drunk and gay and whatever else... seriously... she's had her 15 mins... move on.
51. mclovin - November 25, 2008 2:16 PM
Awww...they are just so cute at this age.
52. Cash - November 25, 2008 2:17 PM
Wow. Just, Wow.
Hey Ronson, way to watch out for the love of your life's best interests there.
FAIL x 2
53. darius - November 25, 2008 2:26 PM
I don't see a coke deal. That's projecting. What is really disgusting though is that the club sold these security tapes to the press? Thats really disturbing!!! And won't that make other celebs think twice about setting foot inside. Is that even legal? They hope they sue the club.
54. Lindsey the Loser - November 25, 2008 2:56 PM
There are a lot of talented people out there waiting for their break and Lindsey got famous not out of talent but because people gave her great opportunities. Lindsey obviously needs to hit rock bottom again in order to get help.
55. Matthew - November 25, 2008 3:01 PM
2008 worst parent of the year award goes to once again Dina Lohan (AKA Party MOM) way to go raised hohan and her untalted sister dina!
56. Mr. McCuntlipz - November 25, 2008 3:12 PM
who gives a shit, who gives a fuck
baba booey
57. Mr. McCuntlipz - November 25, 2008 3:12 PM
who gives a shit, who gives a fuck
baba booey
58. FRIST!!! - November 25, 2008 3:17 PM
The best coke deals are the ones you can't see. That's a pro. So anytime you see two people leaning in and talking to each other, it's a coke deal!!
59. first? - November 25, 2008 3:18 PM
eww. that whores nasty. and her lover is even worse
60. marme - November 25, 2008 3:43 PM
Linz-mmm more vodka in this drink pleeease I need a bit of a buzz before I grab.
Sam leans in- Dude just grab a ball instead of a 1/2 ball you know how much I do these days just so we dont have to call him later ya know?
Linz-K well hes not repling back yet so relax and pass me my smokes.
Lindsays & Sams relationship there ya go!
61. linus - November 25, 2008 4:22 PM
@First .Must be a bad one than, because apparently a lot of people can "see" this coke deal, despite the fact that we can't actually see their hands. Its good to know that next time I am standing close to a dude in a club its considered a coke deal.I can't believe they would be stupid enough to do it so openly amongst other people though at some random arse club, just doesn't ring true.
62. sla - November 25, 2008 4:23 PM
Is she wearing a body suit with leggings? If so, she should go to fashion rehab. That outfit is a cry for help.
63. Jamie's Uterus - November 25, 2008 4:29 PM
This chick is a ditch pig. How will her cougar mother Dina spin this one? I'm sure it will be hysterical.
64. FRIST!!! - November 25, 2008 4:47 PM
#61, I was being sarcastic..
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66. Dirk the Magnanomous - November 25, 2008 5:26 PM
Linds just wasn't getting enough publicity. She is in a tight battle for Queen of the Media Whores with Britney, and needed some publicity.
As they say, any good shots of a media whore drugging and skanking along is good publicity!!!!!!!!
67. beth - November 25, 2008 6:52 PM
damn, thats sad.
68. zsa - November 25, 2008 8:10 PM
Sam always looks drugged out, so it's only a matter of time before Lyndsay follows. Not that you actually see it here. Or see her taking a drink. So this is all "alleged"...
That being said, she prolly is texting a guy. She was recently seen dancing with an ex, and they're publicly fighting all the time. The clock is ticking folks...
zsa
69. Petruchio - November 26, 2008 12:30 AM
LOL at #15. Parliaments, yeah, wow. I think that might be worse than vodka and coke ( with a small "c" ).
People that smoke Parliaments are, invariably, the modern version of Victorian chimney sweeps. Dirty and in despair. Parliaments are the hell to American Spirits' heaven.
70. LittleCupcakes - November 26, 2008 12:40 AM
How did the pig in number 6 get into the club? Lindsam Ronhan would never go to a club that would allow that heifer inside.......would they?
Damn, there goes my respect for skeevy nightclubs.
71. LittleCupcakes - November 26, 2008 12:42 AM
Sorry, the blancmange is in number 5.
I stand corrected, and I regret my error.
72. Lucifer - November 26, 2008 12:59 AM
I'm a cute young girl, I feel lonely... What I really need is love, it's free to chat with me on ***INTERRACIALLOVING.COM*** where I upload my photos and many rich and handsome singles seeking love online.
73. Big mack - November 26, 2008 1:39 AM
Everyone smokes the P-Funks... it's the recessed filter.
American Spirits? Yeah okay.. Let me just flip on the birkenstocks and never-been-washed red bandana and roll my own cigarette that goes out 9 times while I'm having a conversation, and the inevitable stale pack by the 3rd cigarette.
:thumbs up:
74. Helen - November 26, 2008 6:44 AM
She's smoking? How come? I thought nowhere in the world let you smoke indoors anymore. I'm booking a ticket to the USA and going there right now. Damn this nanny state!
75. CosmicScorpio - November 26, 2008 8:14 AM
When Samantha Ronson's coke addiction ends and/or hookups get cut, Lohan will bail. Let's face it, that's why they're together. She'd probably be banging a llama if it kept her on the high she wanted.
76. marme - November 26, 2008 9:50 AM
well said CosmicScorpio
77. someone superficial - November 26, 2008 10:35 AM
welcome back? did she ever "leave"? i doubt it.
my favorite shot is the one where she's holding a big grey goose bottle. i love the scumbags at the club who gave this tape away!
sad thing is, the tape shocks no one. it only confirms what we all already knew.
78. herbiefrog - November 26, 2008 5:13 PM
we already answered somehwere ?
else ?
no... no... not the twins again...
79. Slimfast - November 26, 2008 6:02 PM
So, this is the "NEW Hollywood Diet" - Lose up to 15 pounds in one week: Red Bull+Vodka and Coke, so what else in new.
80. Geronimo - November 27, 2008 12:32 AM
The only thing remotely interesting or redeaming about this bitch are her luscious titties.
81. NOVA gem - November 27, 2008 7:10 PM
anybody from dc/nova recognize this club? i wanna hit this up :)
82. el ces - November 28, 2008 1:03 PM
Yeshhh, do it Lindsay Lohan!
83. BoBo Hatcher - December 2, 2008 4:52 PM
She drinks smokes and does drugs. Hopefully one will kill her
84. hannah - December 4, 2008 1:46 PM
Did you see the pic with the mirror? That's definitely a coke mirror. Nasty whore.