Nov 21 2008Lindsay Lohan & Samantha Ronson have a catfight
Wanna know Samantha Ronson's secret to keeping Lindsay Lohan a lesbian? Punching. Lots and lots of punching. Sam reportedly let the fists fly early yesterday morning at a London nightclub when she saw Lindsay dancing with her ex Calum Best, according to The Sun:
A shocked onlooker revealed yesterday: “Lindsay was having a boogie on the dance floor with Calum. They were getting pretty close to each other and Sam was nowhere to be seen.
“And then all hell broke loose. Sam came screeching up to Lindsay, screaming blue murder and throwing punches. She went ballistic. The pair traded a series of blows before Calum managed to prise them apart. It was a really ugly scene.”
Once out in the lobby the two kissed and made up. And by made up I mean it was Lindsay's turn to open a can:
Another eyewitness revealed: “Lindsay was furious with what Sam had done. She launched herself at Sam in the lobby. She was spitting at her and clawing at her chest. She was fuming.”
I included pics of Lindsay looking all forlorn outside the club in her car. Never before have I seen a woman so desperately miss the penis. Hang in there, champ. Your career'll be dead before you know it, and then you can have wang until the cows come home. Don't stop believing!
UPDATE: Page Six reports Lindsay and Sam are now seeing a couples counselor because of the fight. Apparently, this shit happens a lot which would be hot if Samantha Ronson didn't look like a coked-out Squiggy from Laverne & Shirley. I went there.
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Reader Comments
1. Foo - November 21, 2008 12:07 PM
And that's why the lady is a tramp
2. ale - November 21, 2008 12:08 PM
FIRST =)
3. ale - November 21, 2008 12:08 PM
FIRST =)
4. Particle)Man - November 21, 2008 12:12 PM
In the 5th picture, you can tell she totally misses the dong. FROUTH!
5. pete - November 21, 2008 12:12 PM
An injection of vitamin P will fix her right up. This seems pretty bad, though, so it might have to be a suppository.
6. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - November 21, 2008 12:14 PM
I'd love to know how this chick makes any money.
7. b - November 21, 2008 12:15 PM
OMG< WHO CARES! I want some heidi montag in a bikini!!!
8. Carson - November 21, 2008 12:17 PM
What a waste of space, who is her dike partner anyway...garbage
9. Kiss My Ass Elmo - November 21, 2008 12:18 PM
This sucks. I was hoping for a detailed description of hair, teeth and eyes being strewn across the floor, and bleed out soaked gurneys. Let me know when they have a real fight.
10. Jimbo - November 21, 2008 12:23 PM
@7 you are sick..
11. Andrio - November 21, 2008 12:31 PM
You'd have to wear 10 condoms, but still, the guy who fucks her now is going to get the ride of a lifetime, right up until Ol' Anus-Eyes Ronson bursts into the room.
12. dork - November 21, 2008 12:33 PM
What is 'blue murder'? Is that one level above 'green murder' and just below 'magenta murder'? It must be a lesbian thing...
13. Max Planck - November 21, 2008 12:39 PM
Smokers suck.
14. Rough Daddy - November 21, 2008 12:39 PM
Last 3 pics is Lindsay in confused mode=so vulnarable =so sexy
15. havoc - November 21, 2008 12:39 PM
She misses the cawk....
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16. publicist - November 21, 2008 12:48 PM
Publicity stunt. They are just media whores. Lindsay's not a very good actor. If I got bitch slapped, I'd be outta there.
17. veggi - November 21, 2008 1:02 PM
I have no idea how she held out this long. When my boyfriend's gone for more than a few days, when he gets back the door is open and I'm already in bed naked with my lubed ass up in the air.
18. acidbrat - November 21, 2008 1:03 PM
Actually, Ronson looks more like a MORE coked-up Robert Pattinson.
19. Evil Cat - November 21, 2008 1:06 PM
I'm with 16. Staged for the media by two attention whores.
20. flabergast - November 21, 2008 1:06 PM
sounds like Lohan is getting the old urge to have a real stiff dick in her rather than a strap on or Rohan's frighteningly large penis like clit
21. Rough Daddy - November 21, 2008 1:09 PM
Wait a minute! this cant be the real veggi! shes not into brown star poking,,,or is she!!!! hmm makes you wonder.
22. diddleysquat - November 21, 2008 1:11 PM
these evil bitches deserve everything that's coming to them
23. Jimbo - November 21, 2008 1:14 PM
RD it is the Veggi troll.
24. Rough Daddy - November 21, 2008 1:17 PM
lol i know jimbo,,,get a sense of humor..
25. fearsarewishes - November 21, 2008 1:46 PM
Andersonville is the Girls of Sappho capital of the Midwest and on any given night you will see these "ladies" brawling in the street just after the bars close.
Not hot.
Thank you.
26. Kaboom! - November 21, 2008 1:50 PM
C'mon....what else is new? You guys know the old joke....what's the two things all lesbians bring on their first date? Brass knuckles and their suitcases.
27. jerry - November 21, 2008 1:57 PM
linsday what happened to you girl,you need to put your ass to work,so pretty and so dumb.
28. crowbarsamurai - November 21, 2008 2:06 PM
in pic six it looks like she's trying to hide a smile
29. bnihi - November 21, 2008 2:19 PM
I saw she posted a personal blog on ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^, a private site for millionaire & celebrity I heard of from a friend of mine. She posted many of her pravite videos on it! Does she want to hook up with rich guys?
30. LIMERICK_MAN_RULES - November 21, 2008 2:37 PM
Lindsay Lohan
There once lived an actress named Lindsay
Who challenged reports done by Kinsey
She was loose like a man
And like the glands of her fans
Her career became flaccid and flimsy
31. maia - November 21, 2008 2:37 PM
one thing i want to point out is taht samantha ronson is holding a cigarette in almost every picutre but it is NEVER lit! wtf?
32. maia - November 21, 2008 2:38 PM
one thing i want to point out is taht samantha ronson is holding a cigarette in almost every picutre but it is NEVER lit! wtf?
33. maia - November 21, 2008 2:38 PM
one thing i want to point out is taht samantha ronson is holding a cigarette in almost every picutre but it is NEVER lit! wtf?
34. Rough Daddy - November 21, 2008 2:39 PM
I have no idea how she held out this long. When my boyfriend's gone for more than a few days, when he gets back the door is open and I'm already in bed naked with my lubed ass up in the air.
35. Pathetic Worm - November 21, 2008 2:45 PM
samantha ronson refuses to suck anything that's longer than a half inch.
36. Rough daddy's gay lover - November 21, 2008 2:49 PM
I have no idea how she held out this long. When my boyfriend's gone for more than a few days, when he gets back the door is open and I'm already in bed naked with my lubed ass up in the air
37. Rough Daddy - November 21, 2008 3:19 PM
34 & 36 thank you for your support!
38. Matthew - November 21, 2008 3:51 PM
#14 hohan's confoused look = her dude mug shot photo
39. rlene - November 21, 2008 4:48 PM
ALL NOT TRUE
CUZ THERE ARE NO REAL VIDEO'S ARE PICTURES THAT PROVE THE INCIDENT HAPPEN.
MEDIA MAKE UP THINGS ALL THE TIME !!
OH YEAH! CALUM PICTURE IS OLD ITS NOT TAKEN FROM THE CLUB LINDSAY AND SAMANTHA WERE AT. FYI
40. rlene - November 21, 2008 4:48 PM
ALL NOT TRUE
CUZ THERE ARE NO REAL VIDEO'S ARE PICTURES THAT PROVE THE INCIDENT HAPPEN.
MEDIA MAKE UP THINGS ALL THE TIME !!
OH YEAH! CALUM PICTURE IS OLD ITS NOT TAKEN FROM THE CLUB LINDSAY AND SAMANTHA WERE AT. FYI
41. dood... - November 21, 2008 5:20 PM
who fucking cares? i'm sick of lindsay already. post some britney.
42. zuzuspetals - November 21, 2008 7:27 PM
They both seem really nice.
43. lisa - November 21, 2008 8:38 PM
If Lindsay is gay at least find a good looking girlfriend! samantha ronson looks like my foot. {click on my name}
44. bootlips - November 21, 2008 8:58 PM
Typical Obama supporter.
45. Sheva - November 21, 2008 9:03 PM
More stupid Lez - drama.
46. Charles - November 22, 2008 12:52 AM
Wow i didnt know lezzies fought
47. rosemary - November 22, 2008 3:37 AM
nothing against lesbos but the thought of lindsay and samantha getting down on the dance floor is disgusting
48. pizzle - November 22, 2008 7:43 AM
If there is a God, this relationship will end in a murder suicide
49. pizzle - November 22, 2008 8:02 AM
Look at Linz trying to hide a smirk in pic #6. She's looking like "are they looking? are they getting this?" She's totally getting the cock on the side and this whole lesbian issue is a publicity stunt. if I were a lesbian I would be so pissed at her for being such a poser bitch. at least the warts on her vulva match her freckles.
50. el ces - November 22, 2008 12:02 PM
*LOL*
....but seriously this is getting old.
Didn't she accuse Paris Hilton of beating and molesting her a year ago? And Michelle Trachtenberg from Buffy after that? And P Diddy's bodyguards after that?
....mmm...
51. el ces - November 22, 2008 12:02 PM
*LOL*
....but seriously this is getting old.
Didn't she accuse Paris Hilton of beating and molesting her a year ago? And Michelle Trachtenberg from Buffy after that? And P Diddy's bodyguards after that?
....mmm...
52. 8888 - November 22, 2008 12:03 PM
I LOOOOVE her jacket!! does anyone know the designer??
53. gfnszbg - November 22, 2008 5:42 PM
Stupid vapid mindless fighting lezzies . . .
Punching, spitting, clawing . . . stupid lezzies . . .
Nothing, nothing at all . . . like scuff marks in a quiet, empty hallway . . . nothing . . . useless stupid mindless lezzies . . .
54. herbiefrog - November 22, 2008 7:21 PM
muggles ?
[just saw for the first time...]
[what?]
55. CMan - November 22, 2008 9:05 PM
Oh this is too funny, Now there in couples therapy. I can just imagine
How that’s playing out…
Therapist: Now Lindsay tell Sam your real feelings.
Lindsay: There’s something missing from our relationship
Therapist: What would that be Lindsey
Lindsay: A large veined Penis.
Her parents must be so proud, Oh wait there Fucked Up too.
56. Nathiest - November 22, 2008 9:25 PM
LOL! You people are all sad if you believe this crap. Where are the pictures? Where is the video clip?!!!
57. tanner - November 23, 2008 9:18 AM
you guys are such c*nts.
sure cocks are nice
but do u really think they satisy? (other thn yrself)
snorts.
but in this case lindsay is no lesbian thats for sure
58. me - November 24, 2008 4:04 PM
dear no 52.
the designer is Grai...
59. me - November 24, 2008 4:08 PM
re: no 52
Maya Yogev
is the designer.
60. Jamie's Uterus - November 24, 2008 6:55 PM
I'd love to punch Lindsay Lohan in the face, she gets everything she deserves. Who wouldn't want to punch this bitch out?
61. 8888 - November 25, 2008 4:15 AM
dear no 59... I LOOOOOVE YOU!! thanks :)