Nov 4 2008Lindsay Lohan just cost Barack Obama some more votes
Obviously Lindsay Lohan didn't get the memo from the Obama campaign to "Kindly, STFU!" because she decided to blog one last time encouraging people to vote. Ha ha, she thinks she has fans. Adorable. From her MySpace page:
Sorry i haven't blogged in a minute.. i've been traveling and trying to catch up on sleep! I thought it was important to just put a message out there tonight for anyone that is on myspace at the moment.. So, here goes.. I cannot say how important it is for everyone to get out there and vote tomorrow... The future of our country depends on it. Just one vote can make such a difference... Vote-because your thoughts are worth it..VOTE-because YOU can make this country a better place...VOTE-because you can.
I feel like i have so much more to say, but the only thing that needs to be said right now, is for people to get out there and VOTE.
PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
obama for president :)
VOTE NO ON PROP 8
VOTE NO ON PROP 4
If you're out voting today and someone bursts through the door yelling, "Linds Linds told me to vote! Hoo-RAY!" here's what I want you to do:
1. Vote for your respective candidate. Doesn't matter who, just do it - because you're about to commit a felony.
2. Pick up the Diebold voting machine and beat the everliving snot out of the Lindsay fan. (If you're worried about damaging the machine's calibration, don't worry. It wasn't calibrated to begin with.)
3. Grab a roll of "I Voted!" stickers.
4. Run to Starbucks and load up on free coffees.
5. Avoid arrest. (If arrested, remember: Nobody likes a rat, and you don't even know what a superficial is.)
U.S.A.!
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Reader Comments
1. Lohan Fan - November 4, 2008 9:44 AM
Doesn't she realize every one in the world has seen her naked? Of course we'll vote! you gave us boobies.
2. jos - November 4, 2008 9:46 AM
i voted for Obama!
I VOTED FOR OBAMA!
IIIIIIIII VOTTTTTTTTTTED FORRRRRRRRR OBAMMMMMMMMMMA!
3. Rough Daddy - November 4, 2008 9:54 AM
Shes more of a drag than rev wright this girl!!!!
I just pulled the Lever...
in my district....
4. grobpilot - November 4, 2008 9:55 AM
Obama's a fag. He sucks his wife's dick (A juvenile statement, I know. Just needed everyone to know)
5. Proud to be a Republican - November 4, 2008 10:03 AM
I'm voting today! Not for B. Hussein Obama though. I'd like to keep our white house terrorist free! McCain fights terrorism, Obama attends their annual cookouts!
6. Dan - November 4, 2008 10:05 AM
VOT FOR EL NEGRITO! C'ON PEOPLE!
7. le fag - November 4, 2008 10:07 AM
i would totally let lindz fuck me up the azz with her swollen clit
8. ChuckleHead - November 4, 2008 10:08 AM
Awww, that is adorable. Lindsay is trying to make people think that she cares.
9. Tapeworm - November 4, 2008 10:09 AM
Is that Marcia Cross or Firecrotch?
10. boli - November 4, 2008 10:12 AM
she looks hot for a change...and that's change i can believe in.
11. jumpin_j - November 4, 2008 10:14 AM
I keep hearing about the free coffee if you voted but can't find anything online. Anybody follow up on this or is it fake?
12. Dork - November 4, 2008 10:14 AM
Ok, #5 now for the next lesson in your mind control.
Repeat after me - taking over a country is OK. It is not terrorism, it is democracy.
Torturing people is OK. It is not human rights violations, it is tough love.
Sending jobs to India while your own brothers and sisters cannot find a job is not crushing the unwanted, it is innovation.
Crushing the Constitution for your own purposes is not Treason, it is the American way.
WTF, you dork? Do you not realize your mind is not your own.
I voted for a 3rd party. So there!
13. Layla - November 4, 2008 10:15 AM
She is looking pretty and healthy in those pics..Her lifestyle changes must be good for her.
14. Layla - November 4, 2008 10:15 AM
She is looking pretty and healthy in those pics..Her lifestyle changes must be good for her.
15. Layla - November 4, 2008 10:15 AM
She is looking pretty and healthy in those pics..Her lifestyle changes must be good for her.
16. Layla - November 4, 2008 10:15 AM
She is looking pretty and healthy in those pics..Her lifestyle changes must be good for her.
17. Layla - November 4, 2008 10:15 AM
She is looking pretty and healthy in those pics..Her lifestyle changes must be good for her.
18. Layla - November 4, 2008 10:15 AM
She is looking pretty and healthy in those pics..Her lifestyle changes must be good for her.
19. Layla - November 4, 2008 10:15 AM
She is looking pretty and healthy in those pics..Her lifestyle changes must be good for her.
20. Kim - November 4, 2008 10:17 AM
Ok Layla we get it, and we get it, and we get it, and we get it, and we get it, and we get it.
21. Britney - November 4, 2008 10:22 AM
Don't listen to this tramp.
Vote for me. Vote for me.
I'll change America! I'll give every American a trailer to live in, just like me.
C'mere doggy, doggy.
22. just me - November 4, 2008 10:24 AM
I just voted for Palin and that grandpa....
not really, i'd rather die than vote for those two.
Damn, Lindsay is so spotted. Even on her lips and eyes.
23. Samantha - November 4, 2008 10:25 AM
Yeah, Layla. A faceful of pussy does wonders for your complexion.
24. mamadough - November 4, 2008 10:32 AM
that skirt is fucking hideous. who the hell wears the zipper up front? it's not like she needs easy access for dick lately.
25. luciddreamer99 - November 4, 2008 10:35 AM
Lindsay needs to call me. I'll wear a dress if you want me to, girl! Heck, I want to, really.
26. boomerton - November 4, 2008 10:42 AM
pussy juice looks good on her. Very doable in pic three
27. I Approve this Message - November 4, 2008 10:54 AM
I will cast my vote right after I get done licking out Lindsay's delicious butthole and porking her ass with my geenourmous stiffy while I give Sa MAN tha the bird!
28. Ladym00s - November 4, 2008 11:05 AM
The Superficial Writer, how could you be so STUPID?! I can't believe you would say such a totally moronic thing. This is just flat-out offensive.
The use of diebold machines was banned in California. :)
29. kissmyasslindsay - November 4, 2008 11:29 AM
LINDSAY YOU NEED TO JUST GIVE UP. GIVE UP ON YOUR STUPID PATHETIC FAME! NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR VOTING OPINION. WHY DON'T YOU STUPID CELEBRITIES REALIZE THAT. I JUST VOTED FOR MCCAIN, YES ON PROP 8 AND YES ON PROP 4 THIS MORNING SO KISS MY ASS. GAY MARRIAGE IS NOT RIGHT AND NO ONE HAS THE RIGHT TO SAY MY UNDERAGE DAUGHTER, THAT CAN'T EVEN BUY A PACK OF CIGARETTES, CAN HAVE AN ABORTION WITHOUT MY CONSENT. YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK AND TWISTED! FUCK CA, I AM SICK OF THIS LIBERAL HELL HOLE. PEOPLE LIKE LINDSAY HAVE FUCKED THINGS UP SO MUCH. I AM ASHAMED TO SAY THAT I AM FROM THE SAN FRANCISCO BAY AREA.
30. fletcher - November 4, 2008 11:39 AM
Why do celebs think anyone cares about their views. I saw Usher saying Vote Obama but when questioned he didn't have a clue about the issues.
Will Americans really be swayed by actors and singers?
31. springer - November 4, 2008 11:51 AM
did Dina have sex with an albino cheetah or what?
32. mamadough - November 4, 2008 11:52 AM
@29, what the hell are you doing in san fran? i guess the pursuit of happiness only applies when we are talking about white, land-owning christian men. don't forget that women are a tier down. our needs aren't as important. and young women such as your daughter wouldn't need an abortion if she is taught properly about sex education, has access to birth control, and isn't taught that bullshit abstinence. somewhere out in the midwest, a village is missing their fear monger.
33. Obama will lose to Palin - November 4, 2008 12:03 PM
Didn't you guys hear the news. That since voting lines are so long, that the Republicans are voting today and the Democrats vote tomorrow, on the 5th.
#29, I too left CA for the same reasons. That and the illegals who get more rights than the tax payers. That and the illegals are bringing down the school systems.
34. _____ - November 4, 2008 12:09 PM
You know, it's amazing how the election just brings out the inner douchebag in so many people...
I am talking to you #'s 2,4,5,6,7, 27 and Layla
What a bunch of tools.
35. God - November 4, 2008 12:17 PM
Your boobies are plastered over my heavenly LCD monitor.
I love you.
36. emem - November 4, 2008 12:18 PM
I hate celebs who tell people to vote. I hate celebs who tell people to vote for THEIR CANDIDATE.
This twat makes me want to vote over and over and over for McCain, just because she's so frigging obnoxious and I don't want her to be happy.
37. Ricardo - November 4, 2008 12:57 PM
McCain for president :)
VOTE YES ON PROP 8
VOTE YES ON PROP 4
38. Sasha - November 4, 2008 1:12 PM
So I was wondering why she looked better in these pics all of a sudden, until I zoomed in and saw that her skin has clearly been Photoshopped - and not even like a professional job, it looks like it was done by one of those mall "glamor shot" retouching jobs.
39. Joe The Plumber - November 4, 2008 1:14 PM
Would people still vote for Obama if he was as dark-skinned as Bernie Mac or Wesley Snipes??? No to light-skinned black people (they are the big fraud). Yes to white-skinned white people. Yes to McCain/Palin.
40. boo - November 4, 2008 1:27 PM
Hey #33, what if you vote third party or a mixed ticket?
I don't think Republican dirty tricks are going to work this time.
41. Cutler - November 4, 2008 1:43 PM
I voted for McCain
Yup.
42. Scooter - November 4, 2008 2:06 PM
How odd that Lindsay Lohan is pimping Obama in the same blog entry as she is encouraging people to vote No on prop 8.
It saddens me to see people supporting a candidate who directly opposses their views because they perceive that candidate as of like mind.
Obama has played to the liberal crowd extensively, but many on the left would be shocked to learn that Obama is AGAINST GAY MARRIAGE and would vote Yes on 8.
In an interview with the Chicago Tribune, Obama had the following to say about gay marriage:
"Although Barack Obama has said that he supports civil unions, he is against gay marriage. In an interview with the Chicago Daily Tribune, Obama said, "I'm a Christian. And so, although I try not to have my religious beliefs dominate or determine my political views on this issue, I do believe that tradition, and my religious beliefs say that marriage is something sanctified between a man and a woman."
Barack Obama did vote against a Federal Marriage Amendment and opposed the Defense of Marriage Act in 1996.
He said he would support civil unions between gay and lesbian couples, as well as letting individual states determine if marriage between gay and lesbian couples should be legalized.
"Giving them a set of basic rights would allow them to experience their relationship and live their lives in a way that doesn't cause discrimination," Obama said. "I think it is the right balance to strike in this society."
Stupid fucking celebritards don't even bother to research anything prior to making an endorsement, thus contributing to the dumbing down of society even further. Better advice than "vote for Obama" might be "go learn about the candidates, then vote to support your ideals" - but this dumb bandwagoning bitch is recommending a guy who directly opposses her views. Maybe it's because she's a "new fake lesbian" that she got this one wrong, or maybe it's because she's fallen for the "whatever people want to believe in" campaign style of Obama, but the truth is out there people.
For the record, I'm voting no on 8 myself, but it bothers me that Obama opposses this basic human right, based on his religion of all things. I wish Dems and liberals weren't such fucking sheep. Go read a goddamn bio for christ sakes - all this info is out there, and you all have access to the Interwebs. Educate yourselfs you fucking retards - that means you Ms Firecrotch.
43. PlushBarbieTits - November 4, 2008 2:15 PM
what is with the stupid republicans on this site? this is a LIBERAL site. fuck off PUBE FUCKERS. Obama 08 -- and if i were in california i would vote FOR GAY MARRIAGE!! Holla back homos, I love that gay shit
44. Someone who thinks PlushBarbieTits is an idiot - November 4, 2008 2:41 PM
hey douchebag - I'm a republican voting for McCain/Palin and I am voting No on 8 in support of gay marriage.
You are voting for Obama who is against gay marriage and would vote yes on 8.
You sir are a moron.
45. Matthew - November 4, 2008 2:46 PM
oh hohan no one cares for you anymore and also your 15 minutes are way way up again no one cares for you or you loony family I.E the jailbird father and the parting mom
46. kate - November 4, 2008 3:37 PM
linds just wanted you to know i just voted for mcain/palin.
47. SueMe - November 4, 2008 4:33 PM
"Hi everyone" I now have on a "I voted today," sticker even though I work 10 plus hours at work today. OBAMA WOOOOOOO!!!!!
48. SueMe - November 4, 2008 4:37 PM
I didn't vote on prop 102 here in Az, which I guess is the equivalent of prop 8 that says marriage should be between one man and one woman. I just couldn't figure out rather that would be my business or not. I know I'd never marry gay, but shouldn't that judgement be passed on by God himself #44 , and not a bunch of humans?
49. SueMe - November 4, 2008 4:41 PM
Don't be stupid and all judgemental #42, because Im a democrat who didn't vote on this issue either way. I don't think it's anyone's business, but the man himself who will make judgement on everyone someday. That man ofcourse being God.
50. Vote Obama! - November 4, 2008 5:20 PM
#42
I voted no for Prop 8 and I am still voting for Obama. His tax cuts for 95 percent of Americans get my vote!
Economies in capitalist systems are essentially unplanned, so they often crash, producing depressions that damage the lives of millions. Socialist economies are planned, which means that problems can be foreseen and prevented. Ultimately, socialism guides with the aim of human happiness in mind, rather than the glorification or gratification of a particular individual or class. To gain this for all rather than just for some requires an element of social control – the excesses of capitalism will forever mean that too many fall by the wayside as the strong profit, and the weak are left behind. Examples such as Britain's National Health Service, or the European social model of welfare provision show the strengths of a socialist approach.
51. #48 can STFU - November 4, 2008 5:24 PM
Hey tool - go somewhere else to push your religious agenda. Your god can kiss my mushroom head and has nothing whatever to do with this issue.
If you choose to not vote for something it has nothing to do with "god" and everything to do with you being a douchebag and copping out.
If you choose to not vote, that's your option, but don't blame God for your worthless lazy ass. Blame yourself.
52. #50 knows not of what he speaks - November 4, 2008 5:38 PM
#50 - For your information, I lived in one of those socialist democracies for 5 years. The Netherlands is an interesting place and those socialist ideas worked pretty well for a little while there...back in the early days of implementation.
But not any more - virtually every country that adopted those policies for the right reasons has seen them abused over the years to the point that they are in jeopardy of bankrupting the countries that adopted them.
For example, the Dutch opted to have higher taxes and provide socialized medicine and education for all of their people in addition to the greatest unemployment benefits imaginable. At first the idea was solid - we'll all kick a little money into a pot so if Jon loses his job, Jon can go back for retraining by taking from the fund. Because Jon will make as much unemployed and in school as he would have while working there will be no significant interruption to Jon's life. Meanwhile all the people will be educated and it will make everyone successful and happy. How wonderful, right? This is the mecca that Obama would have you swallow hook line and sinker.
But with the younger generations that have grown up with this sense of entitlement, here are the downsides to it:
1. Now 22 yr old Jon decides, "well why the hell should I work when I can sit around, smoke weed and play Halo3 and get paid the same as those suckers who are working"? And so they go on WW (unemployment) and suck the kitty dry and now you have a country full of Jons bankrupting the system.
2. Everyone goes to school and everyone becomes educated. Now everyone is a manager and no one wants to sweep the floor. Again - entitlement has created a nation of chiefs and no one wants to be the indians. This naturally leads to an influx of labor, both foreign and domestic, mostly of ethnic persuasion (Turks, Egyptians and Africans, mainly) who are willing to take those unskilled labor jobs.
And the predictable result? Racism flourishes because now the entitled Dutch are pointing to the Turks and saying, "those damn Turks are taking OUR JOBS!!!!" - how similar to the US issue with Mexican migrant farmworkers, eh?
The phrase "the world needs ditch diggers too" comes to mind here.
Once again - get a clue. Until you've studied something and have learned all of the ramifications, you're better off shutting the fuck up so you don't come off as compeltely ignorant.
It pains me that your vote exactly counts as much as mine since you clearly haven't bothered to study the things you preach about. Socialism is not the way to fix the US. A 50% tax for everyone to pay for all that eductaion, healthcare and unemployment benefits would only serve to destroy our economy and our country. If you think Obama is going to cut taxes, you're woefully niave - he'd be the 1st democrat in the history of our country to do so. You might want to check out Obama's track record for raising taxes for the middle class in his own state. But hey - good luck with that.
53. john poyner - November 4, 2008 5:41 PM
you fuckin' suck . this newz place is a mccain cocksucker.
54. No on Prop 8 - November 4, 2008 5:48 PM
One last note on Prop 8 and Obama, this one addressed to Ms Lohan if she reads this dreck:
Reading Obama's statement "Giving them a set of basic rights would allow them to experience their relationship and live their lives in a way that doesn't cause discrimination," Obama said. "I think it is the right balance to strike in this society."
This sure sounds like what Whites said when enacting the separate but equal act for Blacks in the US way back in the bad old days.
I wonder how Obama would vote if this was about interratial marriage?
Seems a bit ironic that a black man is using a phrase like, "I think it's the right balance to strike in this society" with regards to restricting the rights of people based on sexual orientation - how different is that from discrimination based on race? Not at all in my opinion.
How weird is it that the most die hard republican in this topic has to school liberals about gay rights. It must be opposite day.
Once again: use your heads people - voting for Obama because he's a charismatic black guy is the dumbest thing you can do for your nation - I fully support your decision to vote for him so long as you have bothered to learn his positions and agree with them. Otherwise handing you a ballot is like handing a 3 yr old who's hopped up on candy a loaded .45
for the record, I was also comment #s 42, 44 and 54.
55. jake - November 4, 2008 6:05 PM
In MA you can vote on Question 2 for legalizing pot!
56. King Monkey - November 4, 2008 6:27 PM
FUCK YOUR "SUPERFICIAL ADVERTISEMENTS !!!"
57. Cherry - November 4, 2008 8:23 PM
I can't believe nobody has pointed out that it's not lindsay in the photos. It's her sister, Ali.
58. stevostevo - November 4, 2008 9:49 PM
Question...
Who gives a shit what this dumb ass wannabe lesbo thinks about politics?
Answer...
Nobody!
I wish she would shut the fuck up and go snort some coke or go munch some carpet with her little-boy girlfriend
59. stevostevo - November 4, 2008 9:50 PM
Question...
Who gives a shit what this dumb ass wannabe lesbo thinks about politics?
Answer...
Nobody!
I wish she would shut the fuck up and go snort some coke or go munch some carpet with her little-boy girlfriend
60. Sarah Palin - November 4, 2008 10:16 PM
G0ds will must be done. Pray for that. Pray for our servicemen being sent to fight wars, they are being sent to do g0ds will. Pray for them as they do g0ds work.
And most of all, pray that I am elected Vice President! Oh yea, pray that John McCain is elected President!
61. HairCritic - November 4, 2008 11:02 PM
I voted for Obama. And no on Props 4 and 8. But not because Lindsay Lohan said to!
And WTF is up with her hair (extensions)...straight on one side but not on the other...reflecting her sexuality?
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