Nov 22 2008Linda Hogan wants Hulk to pay her boyfriend's tuition
When Old Lady McGrossBoobs isn't pretending to be Paris Hilton, she spends her free time trying to sue Hulk Hogan into paying for shit. She currently rakes in $40 grand a month in spousal support, but how can she send her boytoy Charley to sea school on such paltry funds? I mean, Christ, where's the humanity? TMZ reports:
Charley Hill wants to go to sea school, and Linda wants Hulk to pay for what could be the next Captain & Tennille. Getting back to why $40,000 isn't enough, Linda blew $14 grand at a Bev Hills Doctor's office this week. Hulk says it's for cosmetic surgery.
Sea school, huh? I'm guessing Charley wants to be around some fresh fish for a change. Um, because he loves Red Lobster so much. Yeah, that's exactly what I meant...
NOTE: Christina Aguilera in five years. I'm calling it.

Reader Comments
1. 2;2pioupoiwue[jtpwoiuej[rpo - November 22, 2008 4:40 PM
...lose the dog, bitch....oh, and your old, not 25...
2. Obama Bootlips - November 22, 2008 4:40 PM
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Dat white wimmminz is saving dat DAWG for a snack!
BIX NOOD!
3. Cash - November 22, 2008 5:06 PM
The fuck is "sea school?" No wonder people in 3rd world countries hate Americans so much. Jesus Christ on a stick...
4. britney's weave - November 22, 2008 5:32 PM
what a hag.
i have to argue that xtina will not look quite this bad in five. from what i've read, she actually stays out of the sun--unlike this tanning bed addict.
5. TNT - November 22, 2008 5:48 PM
This woman is absolutely pathetic.
And it's looking at people like her that makes me happy I don't go to the tanning bed
6. Mike - November 22, 2008 5:49 PM
What the hell is she bitching about? Everyone knows Obama is going to make us all rich and menial things like collich (collitch?) tuition free for all peoples. By the way Obama, where's my fucking check?
7. Rough Daddy - November 22, 2008 5:50 PM
Boy did hulkamania made a mistake? well which ever you pick is the wrong one down the line!!!
8. eXtasyStef - November 22, 2008 5:55 PM
She looks like a last call last resort option bar bitch. In a dive biker bar. She did not age well.
9. Jibbly Biggins - November 22, 2008 5:57 PM
I hate when celebrity snobs use small helpless dogs as status symbols. I have a great fondness for chihuahuas - I have two of them and adorable isn't an adequate description. But thinking that its arm candy for some screaming celebrity who doesn't really care about animals just irks me. By all means, pet a chihuahua and waste money on cushy pet clothes if you are insane. Just don't stick it in a rap video at 100 decibels or yank it around like the latest purse. These things are living creatures and the evidence suggest that they are smarter than the celebrities who purchase them.
10. bnihi - November 22, 2008 5:57 PM
I saw she posted a personal blog on ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^, a private site for millionaire & celebrity I
heard of from a friend of mine. She posted many of her pravite videos on it! Does she want to hook up with rich guys?
11. max - November 22, 2008 5:58 PM
She's gross. Plain, simple and true.
12. Tapeworm - November 22, 2008 6:10 PM
I hate this C U Next Tuesday.
13. ummm...yeah - November 22, 2008 6:19 PM
#6
You are an asshole...why don't you take the free tuition and go the fuck to school, you fucking assbackward garbage eater, if you can't spell ...don't bother to write, let alone try to insult someone fuckface.
You know that dried up bitch looks just like your mother...you'd hit it ...just like you do your mom...
I'd hit it too...with an axe.
14. Fernanado Narcos - November 22, 2008 6:22 PM
I've never condoned violence against women,but if I were hulk,I'd be kicking this Beth Chapman wannabe right in the cunt...
15. CaptainMorgan - November 22, 2008 6:40 PM
$14,000 for "costmetic surgery?" What for a pedicure?
She needs a king's ransom and about 35 years of time warp. Not even Satan could help her....
16. Kremlin - November 22, 2008 6:54 PM
Theres enough daylight tween them legs to drive Charlies winged-door Honda thru.
17. Chino - November 22, 2008 6:59 PM
She got more chins than a Chinese phonebook.
18. Rough Daddy - November 22, 2008 7:09 PM
Breast implant alert!!!!check out the ripple effect on pic # 4!
19. Jeff W. - November 22, 2008 7:17 PM
There's nothing funnier than watching how rich, lower-class people live their lives.
20. supersex - November 22, 2008 7:23 PM
holy shit she looks like she went 10 rounds with mike tyson
21. jack the ripper - November 22, 2008 7:58 PM
Sea school? hahaha. What for, to do some bumming?
22. Rosa - November 22, 2008 8:53 PM
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23. rent is due - November 22, 2008 8:54 PM
to # 14. I don't like this girl either but what you said is inexcusable and just goes to prove you are indisputably a DEGENERATE! in fact why don't you do everyone a favor and get that tattooed on your forehead and next time you have some lame comment upload your face instead and we'll all get the picture. oh and one other thing - GOD BLESS YOUR SAD SOUL.
24. friendlyfires - November 22, 2008 9:28 PM
Good call.
BTW, incredible as this sounds, Amy Winehouse is going to survive Xmas & New Year's, probably will make it passed Passover '09 - there is an agent of change in the works - she will get the Britney sanity makeover - if Pete Doherty gets within eight miles of her, demonworms will emerge and snatch his ghot white ass back to the netherworld. Also, she'll have a golem on call 24/7 in case he tries to enter her domicile thru the water closet pipes. These ringwraiths are nasty creatures, you know ....
25. weirdo - November 22, 2008 10:08 PM
What a disgustingly ugly assed whore she looks like. If I woke up next to this in the morning I'd cut my cock off for sure.
26. Sugar Baby - November 22, 2008 10:41 PM
That hair must feel like hay. I'm seeing when all else fails - accessorize!
27. Noelle - November 22, 2008 11:22 PM
This bitch is pathetic.... and oh so haggy
28. hate u all - November 22, 2008 11:32 PM
youre all idiots and i hate you all and the dog too. lindas face is making me really angry and annoyed.
29. Serpent53 - November 22, 2008 11:37 PM
She becomes more terrifying and more terrifying with each passing moon...
Captain Morgan! I scuh-reemed with laughter! "King's ransom and a time warp"....beautiful!
30. Serpent53 - November 22, 2008 11:37 PM
She becomes more terrifying and more terrifying with each passing moon...
Captain Morgan! I scuh-reemed with laughter! "King's ransom and a time warp"....beautiful!
31. Balls McCoy - November 23, 2008 12:54 AM
What a bitch...oh and the dog too.
Thank ya thank ya, I'll be here all week, don't forget to tip your waitresses.
32. gerard Vandenberg - November 23, 2008 3:56 AM
This is realy america 2008, folks?
33. Ewww... - November 23, 2008 4:50 AM
What was she thinking!? Does she seriously have to be tacky ALL the time? And come on, sea school....really?
34. feli - November 23, 2008 8:03 AM
Don't care!
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35. er, ok? - November 23, 2008 8:25 AM
#23
calm down it's just a comment.
And he's right.
36. Dale - November 23, 2008 9:15 AM
WOW-- She looks old!
37. Urbanspaceman - November 23, 2008 8:10 PM
I know that married people are supposed to eventually look like each other, but that's a myth, right? There's no reason to suspect that she's really Hulk Hogan's sister is there?
38. AmberDextrose - November 24, 2008 5:48 AM
For a brief moment I thought that Burberry were making people-shaped suitcases - old bag bags?
Then I realised my terrible mistake. Burberry would never use coarse red pigskin to make a bag. Must be a fake off eBay.
39. Rich - November 24, 2008 8:17 AM
He should use that money to buy extra bags, one for him & the rest for her, in case some fall off.
40. Giggles - November 24, 2008 1:07 PM
I think she's starting to look tacky.
41. Unkind But True - November 25, 2008 6:10 PM
Honest to God, first thought after looking at that pic: "Cloris Leachman has really let herself go."
42. Ian - November 25, 2008 10:47 PM
Is it me, or does she look like Sid Haig from House of a 1000 Corpses?
43. BBW CRAVER - January 1, 2009 7:41 PM
YOU ALL ARE JEALOUS! LINDA BOLLEA IS A GODDESS, AND SHE DESERVES MORE THAN TERRY OR HER NEW PUNK BOYFRIEND CAN GIVE.....TOTAL RESPECT IS WHAT SHE GETS