Nov 6 2008Keeley Hazell is no jiggy Heidi Klum - but she'll do

Who is this short twat?

Hey

heidi.

the car is a bowler wildcat... you'll find that on wikipedia, too...

I aspire to one day being known only for my large breast size. that'd be the day...

Come on honey smile and show those british chopppers!

her tits don't even look that big here

Oh, her top says "Pacific Rift". That's disappointing. I thought it said "Pacific Rim" and she would be tonguing some Hawaian's asshole.

Too bad her top lip looks like one of those false moustaches you get at joke stores too.

Her tits don't look that big there but they are.

Do an image search

That car would be a land rover

(read: my brain isn't small)

I am very disappointed with these. These are nothing like her Page 3 pictures.

Another hyped-up British mouse. Mousy hair, no muscle tone, short limbs - upper-lip looks drawn-on weird... I'm gonna go back to whacking off to pics of Manuela Arcuri. Google her. You won't be sorry.

Black is for concealing aint it? that bra doesnt do a 32 E justice! what a shame!

I had to see what 32E looked like and I am glad I did. (link for all you other dorks that want to see)

Thank you Superficial for ending this pointless day with a bit of eye candy! (After those two other arse ugly Brits on the pages, I thought I was going to go blind)

Mmmmmm.... very nice! She'd look even better if she would rub off some of that black shit around her eyes.........

Actually guys.... that car she's posing with is not land rover or a bowler wildcat (although it is a bowler). Its a bowler Nemesis and based on a "range rover" not the land rover..... and it goes like stink! yes.. i am stuck at work with nothing better to do....

There's a bootleg porn tape of her. Pretty cool!

Google keeley hazel halloween Topless.......& see Wat Size 32E is.....Super hawt

Google keeley hazel halloween Topless.......& see Wat Size 32E is.....Super hawt

@5 Claire, That is the first thing I think of when I think of you..

@19, Thanks, that was nice..

Scrawny legs, no torso and fake boobs pushed up around her chin. Shall we even bother mentioning the vast look of stupidity on her face?

Tits are for guys who miss their mother. All I want to do is bend her over the tailgate and buttfuck her. Looks like the kinda girl who'd squeal with delight with a cock in her ass.

They're store-bought. Only her flacks and fartcatchers believe that they're natural.

32E don't look that big because they're not. a 32E is the equivalent to 34D or 36C or 38B. See a pattern here, kids? Every time a band size goes down (32 is quite small,) you lose about an inch in the cup. So if you're a 36D and can't find your size, you can probably fit into a 38C. So an E sounds big, but you have to pay attention to the band size as well.

Yes, you can tell I worked at Victoria's Secret.

There's lots of rats down here
You can see the whites of their eyes
They got sharp teeth
Deep breath, and lots of diseases

Some vintage British punk for a not-so-vintage British sexpot.

not to mention that the number sizing is not the size of the actual breast. it's like a waist size.

She is hot and sexy. She even uploaded her private sexy photos and videos at the millionaire & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^. She has a personal account there. She drives lots of guys crazy.

COMPARE THIS WITH EUROPEAN GIRLS, folks!!
(90 percent of americans are FAT & LAZY ASSES)

.......................................STRANGE THEY'RE GOING DOWN?

"they" = THE U. S. A.!!

She's got a home made porn out with that animal-penis guy.

no way she has 32E's...i'm a 34DD and have a hard time squeezing them into t-shirts, let alone bikini tops (note: it can be done)

"no jiggy Heidi Klum - but she'll do"

She'll do for what ? Here's some suggestions :

- Murder Rape
- Rape Murder (if you aren't into necro)
- See what sorts of animals you can fit in her. Start with a hamster and upsize toward a goat.
- Fuck her, then ring her granddad to tell him.
- Fuck her granddad up the arse, then get her to tell you who you just fucked by sucking your cock.
- Intelligent conversation over a game of chess

Wow!

no way she is an E

no way in hell

#25
fuck VS

I went there and two separate women measured me and got two different sizes, none of them right. I'm a 32E and my tits are much bigger than that.

She is slender in build,hot.
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Something's wrong with her face...Check out her earlier pics.

She looks like a legal Miley Cirus

Great babe!

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Not really relevant but i scored my brown wings last night, just thought i'd share.

Is it just me or is anyone else skeeved by that dissertation on bra sizes by #25? Who the f*** needs to know that except the old woman at Macys who sells bras?

An E cup? What? Those are Cs at most. WTF. o_O

I'm a 36C, and my tits look bigger than that. Plus, she is bow-legged.

Photoshop alert.

OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE IVANA TRUMP (mother) ! and are her breast as natural as her obvious nose job?

The boobs are definitely natural, I have implants, and can tell. This is what natural boobs look like, not Kim Kardashian's lying ass. But not to be rude here, Im not getting the hype here..., not attractive at all. If I saw her walking down the street without all of this crazy makeup and hair, I wouldn't think twice. meh at best.
Bring back Heidi!!!!!

Do an image search of this chick.... those tits are natural. And she's cute.... 5'6" of cute as hell. Total spinner.

what the fuck her lips look terrible. also, 32E has got to be bullshit. D, DD tops.

Killer fucking legs, WOW !!

about breasts . Why are they so wonderful on some women , and not too wonderful when they are hanging down looking like dugs from a milk animal ?

That is not to say that milk animals are not sexy with their sore , red , crusted , scraping on the ground kind of beautiful .

I wauz at a milk farm in Ireland watching the cows happily scamper up to the milking mashines . The part that is attached to the cows tead look very much like the lips of Fernando Lamas and let it be know these cows were smiling I of couse was freezing standing there in the land that is smack in the middle of the fuking north atlantic well i got sick for the cold and found my self being soothed by some nice warm cows milk which put me to sleep and I dreamed that I was a bull

about breasts . Why are they so wonderful on some women , and not too wonderful when they are hanging down looking like dugs from a milk animal ?

That is not to say that milk animals are not sexy with their sore , red , crusted , scraping on the ground kind of beautiful .

I wauz at a milk farm in Ireland watching the cows happily scamper up to the milking mashines . The part that is attached to the cows tead look very much like the lips of Fernando Lamas and let it be know these cows were smiling I of couse was freezing standing there in the land that is smack in the middle of the fuking north atlantic well i got sick for the cold and found my self being soothed by some nice warm cows milk which put me to sleep and I dreamed that I was a bull

what is wrong with these people who wright about mudred rape snd sodomy ? the world is full of rapists , murders , sodimites and child mosesters this being the worst of all these offences . Most of these heinous acts are commited my men against women . Where is Dexter when we need him .

Do you think these fuked up men comit these crimes against women cause they hate women and are scared of them ? I think so . I learned at a very early age that women are tougher and much smarter then men . So I have accepted this fact at an early age an have been having a very happy life which includes the company of women which I tottaly enjoy ahhhh the scent of a women

what is wrong with these people who wright about mudred rape snd sodomy ? the world is full of rapists , murders , sodimites and child mosesters this being the worst of all these offences . Most of these heinous acts are commited my men against women . Where is Dexter when we need him .

Do you think these fuked up men comit these crimes against women cause they hate women and are scared of them ? I think so . I learned at a very early age that women are tougher and much smarter then men . So I have accepted this fact at an early age an have been having a very happy life which includes the company of women which I tottaly enjoy ahhhh the scent of a women

what is wrong with these people who wright about mudred rape snd sodomy ? the world is full of rapists , murders , sodimites and child mosesters this being the worst of all these offences . Most of these heinous acts are commited my men against women . Where is Dexter when we need him .

Do you think these fuked up men comit these crimes against women cause they hate women and are scared of them ? I think so . I learned at a very early age that women are tougher and much smarter then men . So I have accepted this fact at an early age an have been having a very happy life which includes the company of women which I tottaly enjoy ahhhh the scent of a women

what is wrong with these people who wright about mudred rape snd sodomy ? the world is full of rapists , murders , sodimites and child mosesters this being the worst of all these offences . Most of these heinous acts are commited my men against women . Where is Dexter when we need him .

Do you think these fuked up men comit these crimes against women cause they hate women and are scared of them ? I think so . I learned at a very early age that women are tougher and much smarter then men . So I have accepted this fact at an early age an have been having a very happy life which includes the company of women which I tottaly enjoy ahhhh the scent of a women

The pictures are very nice to see. The clarity of the pictures also amazing. Keep posting good and quality pictures.
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