Nov 20 2008Katie Price's salesmanship has drastically improved
What does it say about me as a person that, if Katie Price was selling cyanide capsules, I'd probably buy an entire case and pop them like candy? Besides that I'm awesome and people are genuinely surprised to learn I don't drive a battleship to work.

Reader Comments
1. havoc - November 20, 2008 5:47 PM
Bangability = 100%
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2. Faustus - November 20, 2008 5:47 PM
Where´s the ass???.....
3. Cowering - November 20, 2008 5:47 PM
Those boobs are scary.
4. Yikes! - November 20, 2008 5:50 PM
The combination of a boy butt and enormous breasts really excites my suppressed bisexuality.
5. Run n Gun - November 20, 2008 5:50 PM
When will women learn this is all men want from them?
6. Ted from LA - November 20, 2008 5:51 PM
Fish and havoc,
I have to call you on this one. She looks like a disgusting slob. Everything about her says, "fake." I'll bet you my dog that her personality matches... and I love my dog (and not in a Mike and his goat sort of way either).
7. Save me from those eyelids! - November 20, 2008 5:53 PM
If only she could hoist up her boobies a little bit more, so they could completely hide her face, I'd be in heaven.
8. Deacon Jones - November 20, 2008 5:55 PM
@6 High fucking maintenance.
I guarantee this bitch can't take a shit without taking her cell phone with her.
9. simplicity - November 20, 2008 5:57 PM
ugh..
not again
10. Rough Daddy - November 20, 2008 5:58 PM
Those brittish C-listers are way over the top for me! how do you walk around with that, in anonymity!!! its like a walking billboard for plastic surgery!
11. Mike Hawk - November 20, 2008 5:59 PM
Leave the dog out of this...
12. NotBlonde - November 20, 2008 6:01 PM
You know...if this is what guys think is sexually attractive (busted face, huge fake tits, bloated stomach, no waist, no ass, skinny legs, and fake tanned) then I'm switching to the other team.
13. NotBlondeEither - November 20, 2008 6:04 PM
Bloated stomach? I agree with you that she's icky, and it's utterly depressing that she is considered attractive, but I don't really see the bloat. Of course, put anything next to those enormous tits, and it will look small. Hmmm.....
14. Victow Pablow - November 20, 2008 6:11 PM
NotBlonde is just pissed cause she aint got nothing. No ones posting her pics. haha. Just kidding ugly. She's not that bad looking. I would hit it.
15. Fat Chicks Suck - November 20, 2008 6:22 PM
NotBlonde: Wait....why wouldn't guys want skinny legs? And all guys want a skinny waist - I don't think there's a guy in the world that likes a big waist. Are you super fat or something? Skinny, toned legs are fucking hot and hers actually aren't even THAT skinny.
I'm not saying this girl is that amazing. She has nice legs, a decent ass, her fake tits are just a joke but I've seen MUCH worse faces and at least she's not fat. She could afford to work on her stomach a bit but I wouldn't call it bloated - better than 90% of the girls I see walking around.
16. NotBlonde - November 20, 2008 6:29 PM
Aw gee...my feelings are soooo hurt right now. The anonymous person thinks I'm not getting any. Boo hoo.
A guy would "hit" a Fleshlight. Just because a guy says he'd have sex with a woman, does not make her sexy.
I didn't say she had a skinny waist, I said she had no waist. Like Lindsay Lohan. She's got a box for a stomach, basically.
Perhaps I should be glad I am neither male, nor a lesbian. She just isn't aesthetically pleasing to me, sorry.
17. Fat Chicks Suck - November 20, 2008 6:33 PM
NotBlonde: I'm not defending Katie Price - like I said she's not that amazing to me....but you think girls look good with fat legs? I can't get over that. Probably 999 out of 1000 guys prefer thin, toned legs.
18. Mal - November 20, 2008 6:35 PM
goddamn she has no hips or ass at all. creepy post-op TS, imo.
19. tc - November 20, 2008 6:35 PM
Jordan is a fucking repulsive pig.
It's mostly because of her personality, however a large part of the problem is that she isn't blonde. If you are notblonde, nobody is interested.
20. Yes! - November 20, 2008 6:57 PM
Yes! You nailed it, #18. He/she looks like a transexual. Maybe that's the appeal for some guys. Personally, I like women, you know, with hips, not this freak.
21. M - November 20, 2008 7:02 PM
Oh shut the fuck up seriously....for a 30 year old whose had 3 kids shes got a great figure, yeah her fake boobs are too big but they could be much worse and thats what first started earning her all her money, she now a multi millionaire...not bad really :/
22. Rant - November 20, 2008 7:04 PM
Kim K. is hotter.
23. Chauncey Gardner - November 20, 2008 7:05 PM
She doesn't have any hips.
24. Hugh Macpherson - November 20, 2008 7:16 PM
thanks for fixing the RSS - even if it means seeing this bitch
25. Horrified - November 20, 2008 7:25 PM
Where's her butt??????
26. Mal - November 20, 2008 7:27 PM
I live in San Francisco. If this chick walked down the street looking like that, everyone would assume she was born a man because man-ass is one of the last dead giveaways in a sea of surgical homo.
27. JPRichardson - November 20, 2008 7:28 PM
Else than her enormous fake boobs, she has quite an amazing body and a cute face. Whoever this is.
28. SomeGirl - November 20, 2008 7:31 PM
I think she's hot. Don't most men prefer humongous boobs, regardless of whether they're fake or not? Maybe even prefer the fakes because they're perkier...? Also, her legs are the perfect size IMO.
29. Huh? - November 20, 2008 7:36 PM
Bloated? Her ribs are jutting out!
30. Fernanado Narcos - November 20, 2008 7:38 PM
I'm so scared,I peed a little....
31. Me 2 - November 20, 2008 7:41 PM
She must have to have her bras custom made. Too many things about her don't match: big boobs, small butt, black hair, pale face, and I don't think she's that pretty. She's not that impressive.
32. NotBlonde - November 20, 2008 7:42 PM
Fat Chicks Suck, there is a middle ground between fat legs and skinny legs. Your legs do not have to be skinny and toned in order to be attractive. I don't think fat legs are attractive either. I'm merely saying hers are skinny. That is my opinion.
Anyway, even if her legs were perfect, she's got zero hips and zero waist, like a man. If it weren't for her massive fake boobs, yards of nylon hair and inch-thick make-up...hello Tranny.
33. Bob - November 20, 2008 7:52 PM
I think she looks fine. She has done extremly well for herself and is a millionaire due to her success. Her boobs aren't that big anymore and suit her better.
@ 31 her bra isn't custom made it will be from her range of underwear that is sold in asda (english supermarket owned by walmart)
34. britboysarehot - November 20, 2008 8:13 PM
Wow, her cup runneth over in those pics. I miss ASDA and Marks and Spencers.
35. Kevincy Q - November 20, 2008 8:13 PM
She is so beautiful and charming. Just saw her on a dating community ☆☆☆INTERRACIALLOVING.COM☆☆☆ last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site. Is she single now?
36. Sell Porn Make Money - November 20, 2008 8:18 PM
Holy crap!!! I might jerk off like 6 times tonight to that one!
37. Ted Kennedy's tumor - November 20, 2008 8:42 PM
You know a few weeks ago I said that I had heard for an ass to be hot, the cheeks were not supposed to touch (that vida chicks cheeks were stuck together from not getting a clean swipe I suspect), a' la katie Price's.
This is what I was talking about. You may call it flat, but at least the cheeks dont touch.
38. Bootlip Obama - November 20, 2008 8:43 PM
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Dem white wimminz is FINEZ!!!!
39. Pasada - November 20, 2008 8:45 PM
Bitch needs some ass implants!
40. kate - November 20, 2008 8:56 PM
Just saying, she's looks like a tranny that's trying really hard with the super fake tan, fake circus tits, and no hips or ass. Now looking like a tranny doesn't mean she's ugly, it just means she has the proportions of a ladyboy.
41. billy - November 20, 2008 9:03 PM
I saw some many hot sexy wealthy women on the famous the millionaire & celebrity dating club ----MillionaireLoving. C O M----, if you a are interested , you really should go to have a look.
42. Jameberlin - November 20, 2008 9:08 PM
She looks like a tranny, and she's sucking in hardcore. And to Kennedy's tumor: You heard what made a hot ass? As in, you don't have an opinion about it on your own? FYI, all ass cheeks touch. All. Ass. Cheeks. Touch. Hers are touching, it just looks like they're "apart" because of her ass floss.
43. Jim - November 20, 2008 9:08 PM
NotBlonde is just mad her cankles are not considered attractive.
Be honest fellas, you would hit this for as long as it would stay under your roof!
Chick's who bash this broad are just insanely jealous that nobody thinks of them as sex symbols.
Fuck, I would nut all over those overstuffed lips, and especially those eyelashes. Heck, I'd even let her rim me!
44. Beckers - November 20, 2008 9:17 PM
Personally, I think anything more than a handful, boob-wise, is a waste. I, of course, wouldn't really know because I am a straight woman.
I do think she is slutty and disgusting. Who knows what kind of filth she is carrying around with her. It's sickening.
And the no hips thing is gross too. But her ass is REAL, unlike K. K.
45. eXtasyStef - November 20, 2008 9:25 PM
She does carry a scent of tranny, but overdone boobs and Jersey Girl hair usually does.
46. edamame - November 20, 2008 9:39 PM
You can see her "c-tuck" scar! nice.
47. ummm...yeah - November 20, 2008 10:29 PM
Yuck!!!
Oh God, please whatever you do...don't light a match!!!
48. Sakurada - November 20, 2008 11:27 PM
She is so hot...I'm Sakurada from Kyoto, Japan,an ancient city, but I'm not ancient, I'm interested in exotic things,photography, outdoors... I have my photos on __"seekingtall.com"__, I love tall guys!
Do you love travelling and have some experience? Just find me out.
49. Celebrity Picture Gallery - November 20, 2008 11:30 PM
Wow she looks amazing in that red dress. She is one hot celebrity.
50. Tim - November 20, 2008 11:35 PM
It's like buying a used car in good condition. The idea is to buy the remainder of the car's good miles, at a discount. There's no question that some other guy (100 guys) put plenty of miles on this model.
51. gerard Vandenberg - November 20, 2008 11:59 PM
Almost every spanish girl who would be willing to pose like this is hot in america?
52. Fake Kurt Cobain - November 21, 2008 12:13 AM
Look, for a grandmother, she looks great.
53. neptune - November 21, 2008 12:57 AM
Don't commenters here know a butterface when they see one? That ten pounds of make-up makes her look like a mannequin! The color of her face and neck doesn't even match her chest and arms! Gross.
54. Kevincy Q - November 21, 2008 1:04 AM
She is so beautiful and charming. Just saw her on a dating community ☆☆☆INTERRACIALLOVING.COM☆☆☆ last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site. Is she a single now?
55. Arioch - November 21, 2008 1:39 AM
Just because it has big tits and a tan and shitty make up doesnt mean I'm going to hit it.
Unless it's with a crowbar.Maybe then.
56. gfgdg - November 21, 2008 4:08 AM
SHE IS UGLY. I d seriously think twice about if if she asked me to go for a quick f***. she is so cheap and rough looking. the fake tits, the really BAD fake tain, her make up, the hair and all of it...she looks fuckin horrible.
I'd do her with a bag over her head maybe...just maybe ;)
57. http://netvideodump.wordpress.com/ - November 21, 2008 5:55 AM
The underwear is actually really nice, why do people have to hate on Katie still?
58. Free PS3 - November 21, 2008 6:49 AM
Great post. She is gorgeous
59. Paz - November 21, 2008 7:32 AM
Stunning Pictures
I wonder what peter has to say
http://google.conquestsystem.org/google-conquest-google-conquest-review
60. just - November 21, 2008 7:42 AM
Plastic tits, no ass and a hacked up face? Not attractive.
When will women accept that they are beautiful without fucking themselves up with surgery? She was a very pretty girl when she started out. That was before she started to mess around with her body.
Each to his/her own I guess.
61. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - November 21, 2008 8:26 AM
I wouldn't pay $43 a night for this chick, despite her having some qualities that make me gaga: fake gargantu-tits, concave ass, liposuction, plastic surgery scars, and an extreme lack of self confidence that manifests in a need for any kind of attention at all. Drop the price to $4.30, and we'll talk...
62. Jericho34 - November 21, 2008 8:56 AM
What the hell ever #60 and #61 and whoever is knocking this chick. When will women begin to understand that this is what men want? This is what every woman should look like!!
63. Likes real curves - November 21, 2008 9:08 AM
Thanks, but I prefer women, not Frankenchicks. This girl was made in a lab. Give me Kim Kardashian any day.
64. spanky - November 21, 2008 9:31 AM
As long as she cleans the house , does dishes and gets me a beer I will love her. No I want a Rum and coke instead.
65. gorgeous girly - November 21, 2008 9:31 AM
TRANNY. That is a straight up tranny and any a-hole who proudly types "I'd hit it" is just proving that they'd fuck a tranny. RETARDS of course you'd hit it, you have no standards, you're the same fucking tards who would bring a tranny home and have no clue until you woke up in the morning with a sore ass and a missing razor.
I worked in a gay bar when I went through my "I'll try chicks faze" and I met a lot of tranny's and they all had stories of frat boys honking at them ehereever they went, construction workers and being constantly taken home by homophobic dudes who were too stupid to realize that they were men too and I saw it all for myself. Men who like this look are harbouring some same sex feelings and personally I have no problem with that, but you homophobes sure do.
66. Deacon Jones - November 21, 2008 9:33 AM
Would someone please tell me what a "Fleshlight" (#16) is????
67. Lola - November 21, 2008 10:04 AM
Oh and the funnest part of this is that she had her 3 yr old son with her... While parading around practically naked and signing shit for people... What a mother indeed.... She looks like a trannie on crack with anorexia.... The bitch is just a fucking joke
68. Valkyrie - November 21, 2008 10:07 AM
# 66 a fleshlight is a sex toy for men. WHICH all men want also.
Google it and see. It's mighty handy. HA HA.
#62 you and your like minded brethren need to stop circle jerking over your shared mentality and just grasp the obvious: not everyone will find this lady hot.
69. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - November 21, 2008 10:09 AM
Jericho34, I've spoken to Jerichos 1-33 and they all agree, you are a massive cockwart who never gets laid.
That is all.
70. weaselspeed - November 21, 2008 10:30 AM
The underwear is nice, I just don't think she's that cute... I think its the big fake boobs that do it. And as for "most guys" liking this look, big boobs, wide waist and narrow hips, thats gotta be an american boob fascination thing. if she had some hips the you offset her boobs and make them look to small. But anyway, good for her for making a lot of money. Shes gotta be doing something right...
71. weaselspeed - November 21, 2008 10:33 AM
erg.. "they would"
72. Plastic Sturgeon - November 21, 2008 12:01 PM
Yes, the tits are too big and the tan is a bit much. Still, she looks amazing, especially for having three kids. I cannot believe she looks that good to be honest.
73. SATAN - November 21, 2008 12:30 PM
once again, Katie, if you ever decide America is the place for you, I'm so here and so rich and horny and good-looking.
74. Fleur - November 21, 2008 1:21 PM
She looks amazing but - for reals? Who would prance around in skimpy underwear for all the world to see? I have had anxiety dreams about doing that!
75. Famous Plastic - November 21, 2008 1:27 PM
She needs to retire those tired ass fake body parts.
76. Jed - November 21, 2008 2:25 PM
Fake body parts and fake personality.
Natural is the way to go.
77. friendlystoner - November 21, 2008 2:52 PM
to all the people who says she aint all that:
if she was in your house naked and gagging for it, you`d be drooling for a shag off her and then would beg for more, well at least a tit wank.lol
78. weirdo - November 21, 2008 10:59 PM
I'd go so balls deep in her sexy ass my insides would hurt--so would hers.
79. Lounsey - November 22, 2008 6:56 AM
I feel totally sorry for her. I know that lots of guys would have sex with her, but she still feels so ugly that she won't go out without make-up and is addicted to plastic surgery... Imagine going to bed with that, and think about what you're gonna wake up with.... a panda face from her eye make-up and orange sheets. I think she's gorgeous, but too fake.
80. Doritio Man - November 22, 2008 3:45 PM
I dunno, Fish. She has that tranny kind of look going on. I'd steer clear.
81. Érico - November 24, 2008 6:40 AM
I knew I was going to find something good (a hot babe with huge tits) when I came onto the site today. That's what I need to face a hangover and work on monday.
Thank you.
82. Buyers Remorse 09' - November 25, 2008 11:02 AM
Butterface....
83. nick - November 25, 2008 4:48 PM
you are so horny.next time take off the braw.hey want to get married and sex 20,000 times?
84. Michaelmac - November 26, 2008 4:48 AM
Great body...shame about the talentless husband...!
85. Andreea - December 1, 2008 11:28 AM
I totally agree with NotBlonde. She is juts a bad imitation of a sex doll. And she has no waist, no hips and no butt. Her proportions are totally wrong. If u wanna see a hot body, take a look at Bar Rafaeli a model and Leonardo Dicaprio's ex.
http://nextround.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/bar3.jpg
86. jeezey mic jeeze - December 6, 2008 4:06 PM
why doesnt she have hips???? it makes her look like a man and no ass why doesnt she buy hips and ass like she bought those other body parts
87. lollipalooza - December 8, 2008 1:04 AM
what is wrong with her mouth ?
yawn, I'm bored.
88. Mr. Smith - December 9, 2008 1:41 PM
My hand is better looking than her... and more pleasing I might add.
89. Liberator - December 9, 2008 10:54 PM
Once again, another chick whom I've never heard of that I'd totally like to bang.
90. Kayleigh C - December 10, 2008 1:54 AM
Can her vagina fit in that pubic area? seems too small
91. mavruda - December 10, 2008 4:39 PM
Strange... The first that my eyes stopped on was the boobz.
I hope I dont look like pervert, but I desperately need to squize those and to suck them... I hope Im not alone in here thinking like that.
About the face - she is perfect like the rest of the models in Hollywood. Everyone looks perfect there. Everything is fake. Even the behaviour. They are smiling , but the night before the filming some of them have been ganbanged by the producers, directors and probably some sponsors. Im just seeing an empty shell and couple of boobs. About the butt - I dont see it , its flat and tooo small. Dudes, I realy like Phat Asses. Not FAT , but Phat. Most of you knows perfectly the difference between those two words.
And also like Chris Rock said in some of his movies : From the underwear I want to see only : tags and ass. Well that girl has boobs only. So .... the question that comes in my head is : GOT MILK ???
92. manzar - December 13, 2008 1:16 AM
hi