Nov 2 2008Jessica Simpson's breasts almost kill a man
Jessica Simpson's chest acted like a giant paparazzi magnet with duck lips last night causing her best friend stylist Ken Paves to end up in the hospital after taking a camera to the face. TMZ reports:
Ken was escorting Jess out of the restaurant, when the sea of snappers swarmed -- and in the madness, one guy hit Ken near his eye with a part of a camera.
With blood trickling down his face, Ken still managed to get Jess inside their waiting ride. Their driver then whisked the group to a nearby hospital, where Jess accompanied her friend inside the building.
The sad part is Ken Paves is gay, so he couldn't care less that he just took a Canon to the eye for Chesty LaRue. Talk about a recipe for pity sex going right down the drain. It'd be like getting your hands on a winning lottery ticket, then tearing it up and saying "Nope, I love penis."
Reader Comments
1. Youtube - November 2, 2008 12:12 PM
thanxx friend
2. mimi - November 2, 2008 12:14 PM
Political stories... news stories... and garbage all weekend long.
FISH IS STILL AN A-HOLE!
3. michy - November 2, 2008 12:18 PM
she seems pregnant
4. simplicity - November 2, 2008 12:24 PM
pretty..
5. simplicity - November 2, 2008 12:26 PM
i agree.. she looks pg
6. dave - November 2, 2008 12:27 PM
damn hair getting in the way!
7. dave - November 2, 2008 12:29 PM
damn hair getting in the way!
8. jennah - November 2, 2008 12:34 PM
maybe she's just FAT.......
9. Al - November 2, 2008 1:04 PM
Eww. Super veiny boob pic 2nd to last.
10. LargelyGay - November 2, 2008 1:14 PM
Her tits are fucking perfect.
But I can tell she'd be the needy, annoying type.
11. justtheobvious - November 2, 2008 1:32 PM
I'd still do her.
12. b - November 2, 2008 2:10 PM
god is cruel, those lips and tits are PERFECT. Too bad shes an annoying church chic that puts them to no use at all.
13. UK_Matt - November 2, 2008 2:12 PM
I like boobies. Massive boobies even more.
Who gives a shit if she's pregnant. They've got their own fucking gravity.
14. thenextNEXXUS!!!!! - November 2, 2008 2:17 PM
uh.....wow?
15. Frank Lucas' Bitch - November 2, 2008 2:19 PM
Ugly untalented bleached blonde whore with fake porno-plumped up lips. Her massive tits is all this bitch has going for her and even then in 5 years they will sag to her knees and she will resort to plastic. Next!
By the way, those paps are fucking assholes for punching the guy on the face. If that was me, I'd either beat them up or at least take down the name or number and sue them for fucking assault.
16. She Has No Shame Anymore - November 2, 2008 2:45 PM
Out and About..Dirty hair and all.
and yet her "hairdresser" (fluffer) is with her..lol
too funny.
Jessica Simpson..has no shame anymore.
Hitting an all time..Low.
How..SAD.
17. MNG - November 2, 2008 3:01 PM
my dick goes zoooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmm....*sings*
18. E.T. - November 2, 2008 3:25 PM
Look at Ken's cock.
19. angela - November 2, 2008 4:20 PM
she's always had enormous boobs, but they're like extraordinarily larger than usual and she's making a concerted attempt to hide the belly area.... either she's knocked up or (as usual) she's trying to find a way to grab the spotlight again.
20. LargelyGay - November 2, 2008 4:40 PM
veiny breasts are the fucking bomb, you fool.
21. 1moreidiotintheworld - November 2, 2008 5:15 PM
Same clueless empty look, except for one picture where she fucked up and smiled..... don't worry about fag-baby hairdresser, I'm sure he's used to taking shots in the face..........
22. i - November 2, 2008 5:34 PM
why does she look like a platypus?
23. Vince Lombardi - November 2, 2008 6:09 PM
Anyone who escorts a target of the papps needs to buy one of those clear acrylic riot shields the police in Europe use during protests. Then get in front of the target and make like a snowplow, or the '62 Packers pulling guards, and dump anyone in their way. After a few papps get dropped on their asses, they'll get the hint and remain a respectable distance.
And I'm not sure that Ken's injury wasn't caused by one of those ginormous earrings flipping up in his face while he combed out her hair. Isn't her neck on a spring like a life-size bobblehead doll? That's what I read somewhere.... maybe here. In fact, I may have written it. So I just writ it agin.
24. malicious - November 2, 2008 6:27 PM
look at her checking out her own tits, and then just to make sure everyone's looking there giving them a reposition, shameless. At least she knows the only thing anyone is interested in.
25. ozzmoe - November 2, 2008 7:31 PM
Jessica draws a lot of attention mostly because of her big busts.
This site is great with wonderful topics.
26. ozzmoe - November 2, 2008 7:31 PM
Jessica draws a lot of attention mostly because of her big busts.
This site is great with wonderful topics.
27. huhe - November 2, 2008 10:51 PM
To my surprise, someone saw her profile with hot & sexy photos and videos on the fitness & celebrity dating club^^^^^^FitnessKiss. C O M^^ ^^^^.
28. jacy - November 2, 2008 11:12 PM
god. she needs to go away. i can't stand looking at her anymore. and p.s. her boobs will never make up for that chin and jawline. ZING.
29. gerard Vandenberg - November 2, 2008 11:49 PM
We won't discuss any details, folks.
THIS IS JESSICA SIMPSON WE'RE TALKING ABOUT, remember?
30. Thinks She is Dreamy - November 3, 2008 8:26 AM
blonde-check
airhead-check
cock sucking lips-check
geenourmous ti-tays-check
huge bangable ass-check
I would love to give her a nonstop ATM session
31. Eric - November 3, 2008 8:57 AM
Busty St. Clair strikes again!
32. Jamie's Uterus - November 3, 2008 10:07 AM
Why couldn't she of been hit in the face? That would be awesome - I'm sure most of the country wants to punch this no talent fame hungry twat in the face.
33. supersex - November 3, 2008 10:28 AM
jessica is fucking fine i'd fuck tony romo in the ass just to do her once.
34. Sasha - November 3, 2008 11:34 AM
15, Uhhh too late. She has already had a documented breast lift. Although I do agree with you, she will probably have to have another soon if she wants to keep them unnaturally perky.
35. RDiz - November 3, 2008 1:36 PM
Is it me or does Ken kinda look like Charles Manson?? Something about him screams Helter Skelter.
36. bar room hero - November 3, 2008 2:12 PM
#28, I know, that jaw-line makes her look like willem defoe!!!!!
37. sla - November 3, 2008 3:19 PM
Nice earrings. "The bigger the O, the bigger the ho"
38. rachel - November 3, 2008 4:17 PM
maybe it is just cause she is fat! she is getting sooo fat! it's disgusting!!!!
39. Googolygoo - November 3, 2008 5:24 PM
She looks baked in those pics.
40. BIRD WHISPERER - November 3, 2008 5:29 PM
why do u hate her so much ...?
shes rly not not that bad.
btw idk if its new writers or something but u guys have some real shit on this site, very disappointing
41. BIRD WHISPERER - November 3, 2008 5:29 PM
why do u haet her so much ...?
shes rly not not that bad.
btw idk if its new writers or something but u guys have some real shit on this site, very disappointing
42. BIRD WHISPERER - November 3, 2008 5:29 PM
why do u hate her so much ...?
shes rly not not that bad.
btw idk if its new writers or something but u guys have some real shit on this site, very disappointing