Nov 11 2008Jennifer Aniston calls Angelina Jolie 'uncool' (GASP!)

Jennifer Aniston has finally broken the silence on Brad Pitt ditching her for Angelina Jolie. In the latest issue of Vogue, she tells Jonathan Van Meter what it was like hearing Angelina talk about nailing Brad Pitt on the set of Mr. & Mrs. Smith while he was still married:

She asks me if I ever saw a cartoon that appeared in the New York Post a couple of years ago that depicts Aniston talking on the phone in her kitchen. The bubble over her head says, HI ANGELINA…I DECIDED TO TAKE YOU UP ON YOUR OFFER OF A "SIT-DOWN TALK."…In the drawing, Aniston is loading a shotgun, and there is a copy of Vogue sitting next to her. (The cartoon was inspired by an interview I did with Jolie for this magazine in January 2007 in which she said she would welcome the opportunity to "sit down" with Aniston.) Someone sent Aniston the cartoon ("the funniest thing I've ever seen," she says), and afterward, she could not resist the urge to buy a copy of Vogue to see what the fuss was about. What really rankled Aniston about the piece was that Jolie felt the need to recount a detailed timeline of exactly how her relationship developed on the set of Mr. & Mrs. Smith, while Aniston was still married to and living with Pitt. "There was stuff printed there that was definitely from a time when I was unaware that it was happening," says Aniston. "I felt those details were a little inappropriate to discuss." Aniston, still galled, shakes her head in disbelief. "That stuff about how she couldn't wait to get to work every day? That was really uncool."

Jennifer Aniston said Angelina Jolie is "uncool." OH SNAP! Cancel the prom. But, no, seriously, like most people I've been anxiously waiting to hear Jennifer's take on the whole Angelina scenario. Sadly, it didn't involve any of the words I had hoped such as "me," "her," "bare-knuckle boxing," "breasts a flailin'," "that guy who writes The Superficial," "video camera," "sexual jujitsu," and "midget covered in steak sauce." Eh, we play the hands we're dealt I guess - which in Jennifer Aniston's case is John Mayer. - - She should probably avoid casinos.

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first!!

SHES HOT

They all three suck. And I could giove a damn. Jen is the best of them.

If she was TRULY in love with Jon Mayer she wouldn't be whining about this. She is clearly a PATHETIC LOSER. Get over it, bitch.

Jen was lucky, she got rid of Brad and got a cute, little puppy, so she doesn't need him anymore. What did Brad get - Oh yes, that's right, he got a new job as a Manny and a new name - Mr. Bradgelinea or whatever. Jen has no idea how lucky she is. You just know that Big Mouth is stinking thinking how can she dump Brad for Bono, 24/7.

Angelina might be uncool for Jennifer, but not for me. Angelina is cool, we all make. mistakes... Brad, Jen and Angie have made mistakes... and so we all cause we're humans.

I prefer a "Mary Magdalene" than a "Pharisee"

I am too wondering about the pertinance of this... if Aniston really wants to make us believe she's soooo over this, maybe she should never mention Angelina Jolie's name in an interview. I'm actually on Team Aniston on this one but, yeah, Jen you shouldn't have had this big Angelina-centered talk with Vogue.

She should have talked some shit about Angie's bubble of a forehead,or her novelty shop rubber lips,or her vein riddled claws,or the fact she needs to eat a sammich or fifty.That woulda been awesome.

well, it IS uncool to steal someone's husband. just sayin'

Jen,
Stick with the dog. You're a whiney bitch who deserves a bitch as a partner. Your ex is obviously a prick who deserves what he got.

Karma is a bitch named Angelina.

Let's have a Superficial members masterbation contest. If you masterbate, you're out. Last man or woman standing is master of his or her domain.

I'm out.

I'm out. It was an inside job.

I'm out. I was "praying" for Amy.

I'm out. I didn't stand a chance. I got a new goat today and I can't stop thinking about her.

i bet her pussy juice is sweet on my meat

I'm out.

I'm out. Sweet juice on my meat.

I'm out. You know, as much as I'd like to bitch slap Jen and my wife, I've decided it preferable to choke my chicken. You can put lipstick on a penis, but it's still a penis.

I'm out. One two many at happy hour and I started looking good to me.

I'm in...your ass!

GET....OVER....IT

seriously who gives a crap? publicly complaining just makes her sound pathetic now thats its been YEARS.

umm.. was jen married to angie at the time?? no. so she should be pissed at.. brad. that's right.

Anytime a man and women stands in front of their l loved ones and promises a lifetime of love and then cheats, no matter who you are, you are a dirty rotten dog! Everybody's pissed at people like Clinton, but because these are beautiful people(outside not inside) we turn the other cheek. Jennifer deserves to be pissed, he broke his promise...PERIOD! If we can't trust than what do we have????

I'm out. It was a slendid moment I will not soon forget. I with myself, Barry White in the background, a glass of Cabernet Sauvignon with the scent of fresh roses in the foreground. My sperm delicately danced into a soft and absorbent 2-ply facial tissue. I was gentle and it was my one moment in time.

XOXO,
Randal

I'm out. It was a slendid moment I will not soon forget. I with myself, Barry White in the background, a glass of Cabernet Sauvignon with the scent of fresh roses in the foreground. My sperm delicately danced into a soft and absorbent 2-ply facial tissue. I was gentle and it was my one moment in time.

XOXO,
Randal

I wish she would get over it and shut up already because she is so annoying. Why didn't she talk crap about her ex-husband instead of talking about how Jolie banged Brad during filming.

Aniston called Angelina's actions uncool... not Angelina herself.

Someone should pass on to Jennifer that she shohuld get over it. What's it been? 7 years now?
I know in her heart of hearts that she thinks she matters. Well, she doesn't. Go and have 4 sets of twins with Mayer. She still won't matter. How long do you think it will be before she gets dumped again?
Let me give you some advice: don't make marriage a condition of getting back together. Especially when your man gets much hotter and younger girls on a nightly basis.
But oh that's right, you're Jennifer Anniston. Everyone wants you. Except for Brad Pitt.
Douche.

Her poses are so pathetic. She's probably thinking "If I mention something about Angelina, it might peak Brad's interest." She's really trying too hard in her pics. I guess it's her way of trying to show what Brad lost. I still think she looks like a man, baby! She really needs to move on and cut the friggin cord.

how pathetic...all this crap happened four years ago! Nobody cares about her meaningless life- funny how she comes out with all this just when she has some shitty movie about to come out and this is the only way she can get attention for it--- why does this ugly woman feel the need to always be photographed half nude- she may have a decent body but she will always have that weird looking face no matter how many nose jobs she has.That loser John must like a butterface. Angelina won- get over it freak

Honestly, she's looking SO much better than Angelina these days!

Aniston really got screwed over.

But..

How many years is she going to drag this whole thing out?

Her guy cheated on her and ditched her. She obviously still loves him. She hates Jolie. But move on woman, and quit whining about it publicly. It makes an already pathetic situation seem so much worse when she has to go white about it all over Vogue this many years later.

Alright, listen up you bunch of pathetic jackoff losers! Number 24 is correct. Brad Pitt is the lowlife because he made the promises and broke the promises. At the same time, Angelina is also a slut dog since she knew the boy was married.

Which brings up...who in the fuck do some of these Hollywood creeps think they are?

Jennifer is much better looking than AJ and bottom line is BP got what a douche like him deserved; a skanky, nasty, toothpick body, Jezebel, brother fucking, nasty dog faced bitch with big lips. He doesn't need her money and that is obviously one thing she was concerned about.

Summary...Brad and Angie are douchebag extraordinaires and Jen seems to be desperate by her actions with Mayer, a douchebag outdone only by BP and AJ. She's asking for more of the same douchebaggery.

Oh, and guys: Maybe she can't "get over it" because Angelina can't get over telling everyone what a great daddy and boyfriend Brad is. Would YOU be able to get over it if YOUR spouse cheated on you and the person they cheated with went around telling everyone about how great he/she was? Whatever.

They're both nasty whoreish bitches. Rot in hell.

I like to see a cat fight between the two!

Team Jennifer.

For goodness sakes stop playing the victim card Anniston.
How many guys have you been with since Brad? About 10!! Stop commenting on Brad & Ange's 7 year realtionship.

If Anniston was a selfish vacuous thing she might have stayed married to Brad and perhaps have had a few kids of her own.

At least Jolie has a career, adopts kids, is a UN ambassador and doesn't sit around complaining like Anniston

I long for the glorious day when the whole fucking world will stop giving a shit about Jennifer Aniston. I am so sick of hearing about her fucked up life and seeing her fucked up face, WHAT is the fascination with her??? When will society move forward and abandon her entirely to the rest of her miserable goddamn existance where even SHE will stop giving a fuck about herself... WHEN??????

It's like Debbie Reynolds, Eddie Fisher, and Elizabeth Taylor all over again................Oh, wait, but Debbie Reynolds had talent.

I can't wait till Angelina dumps Brad's boring clingy washcloth ass in the 90s.

It's so funny that Jennifer gets on the cover of Vogue when last issue someone remarked in the Letters to the Editor that they were happy an actual model was on the cover because, and I quote, "I don't care if Jennifer Anniston has 'issues' with her mother."

Anniston has a nice body..but seriously, she looks like a dude.

{Humm....this 'domain' troll seems like a real whack (off) job.}

i'm glad jen took the high road and didn't say anything that could cause an unnecessary feud. kudos, rachel!

Hi Binky!
I'd fuck her. Out of her life savings that is... It would be an inside job.

Good for her.

Hi Ted. Sounds like a good plan - the way the market's going.

I would take her over scrawny Angelina any day of the week.
As long as neither of them opened their mouths. Except to, ya' know. MMffMMpphhhff....

Did any of you stop to think that she was simply answering the questions she was being asked?

She must be TERRIBLE in bed. It's the only explanation. She is gorgeous, amazing body, seems down to earth, doesn't take herself to seriously. But she cannot keep a man to save her life. It's the only option, she is a dead fish.

She is stunning, great body, lovely to watch on film, great hair and lots of money.

There are only a few reasons why anyone would pack her in:

1. Doesn't open her mouth durings sex
2. Doesn't open her arse.
3. A snob, obsessed with appearance.
4. Doesn't open the legs except under special circumstances.
5. Doesn't open her heart, too formal and businesslike.

In spite of the above, she is still number 2 on my people-i-want-to-rape list.

Isn't she too old to use a word like uncool?

jennifer > angelina = pitt is an t!

jennifer > angelina = pitt is an idiot!

idiot

jen aniston? why do we care? why is she on vogue? why do we give attention to nobodies? why am i posting?

Maniston is a bitter crone. Team Jolie all the way.

I would love to sniff her butthole! :)

Is it just me on does Jennifer appear to be an average, uninspiring and boring person? Seriously, with all of her "fame", what has she done or given back to her community? Does she have a worldly cause that she is passionate about? All I ever see Jennifer in is a magazine or movie hocking her next project. She is about as deep as a glass of water, no soul, no depth.

It's really not that hard to see why Brad left her......he was approaching 40, wanted children, was hugely successful in his career and probably wanted "more" out of life. Then he met Angelina - okay, so she is physically beautiful, but really people, look at her life. She's a UN Ambassador and travels to places in the world we probably cannot fathom how messed up they are. She uses her fame to help eliminate poverty and promote in the world. She's adopted orphans to give them a better life then they would have probably not had the opportunity otherwise. She's definitely put her money were her mouth is. She is walking the walk.

Really, Jennifer, are you really that surprised that Brad left you? He and Angelina compliment each other is every way possible. Granted, it may have been *uncool* that they met when he was married, but maybe she was simply the reason for him to see exactly what he was missing and truly wanted out of life. It was a matter of time before he left you......

I applaud Angie and Brad -they may never get married, but you can totally bet that they will be like Sarandon and Robbins and live a committed life and love each other forever. Keep complaining Jen, you sound like a whiny high school loser who just got dumped at the Prom. Get over yourself Jen, you're obviously not that interesting.

Uncool? How about home-wrecking gutter slut?

#62 "Is it just me on does Jennifer appear to be an average, uninspiring and boring person?"

It's just you.

You can chomp on a dog grumpy when they split up.

They fell in love. Get over it. Both maintain they didn't screw around with each other until after the official separation. And why shouldn't Jolie recount how she and the father of her children met and how much she admired him. I don't get Hollywood. Paul Newman left his wife for Joanne Woodward and they're held up as the Hollywood ideal. Newman and Woodward also fell in love via a job and got remarried the DAY of the divorce being finalized...living together before then and happily (years later) recounting their steamy relationship during the filming of Long Hot Summer...while he was still officially married but separated. But Jolie is a homewrecker because she's not the girl next door? Whatever.

she looks old and disorganized.

That's definitely a cup c what i'm seeing there.What happened to this flat chested broad?

what a pathetic loser. she should just shoot herself. ugly manface, no talent washed up nobody from the 90s, whining and bitching and moaning about something that happened four years ago. she cant act and her movies are flops, she can only keep herself in memory by drama with some loser she's dating and trying to step to angelina jolie. if i were married to this braindead hag i would have fallen in love with a dumpster in the parking lot. they have both said they didnt cheat until after they were seperated anyway.

Angelina - gorgeous, talented, kind, intelligent humanitarian who helps people around the world
Jennifer - vapid, brainless, dried up, shrieking banshee who sits next to a pool every day of her life groaning about how she's too old ot have a baby. nasty.

jennifer should have realized that brad pitt was a gazillion years out of her league and had all the babies he wanted. at least then she would have been able to keep him after he strayed with angie (which he would have cause that's what men do). he would have just had a fling and they could work it out for the kids.

seriously, that was the only way she was going to keep brad. trust me, with that chin and man face, brad would have eventually got tired of banging bing crosby. if it weren't for her tight body he would have never gotten within a mile of her.

I agree with #41 & #62,
God, will this bitch EVER shut up about that motherfucker leaving her?
If the bitch were truely happy she wouldn't give a shit.
Obviously she is still in love with Brad.
She is just like her fucking char on Friends always whining,bitching,and moaning, "why me, why me?"
The answer is simple bitch,
YOU FUCKING SUCK!!!!! Any fucking tramp is better than you! GOT THAT??!!!
mimi, SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

I'm glad they quit this bimbo sitcom some time ago.

The cover photo reminds me of an old National Geographic cover.

Jenn is pretty "HOT" these day's.
WOULDN'T YOU SAY SO?

Does anybody else think she kinda looks like Linda Hamilton in Terminator 2? Not that its a bad thing (if you like manly women).

I prefer Angelina Jolie compare to Jennifer Aniston.
Angeline Jolie is hot!!

Pic 2 is truly hot. Love the striped swimsuit and the pointy tit. Love the calf with the knee up to the chin.

Brad left cause he wanted to do something else, like play zoo keeper.

That pic with the dog is basically the ideal of what every guy wants, just somebody sane to chill out with (and boink).


bloke in a dress ! bloke in a dress!!

but all jokes aside, men aren't that easy to steal, I mean they're not like car stereos or ipods, I misplaced one once I thought someoe must have stole him but he was just in the sofa counting pennies.


bloke in a dress ! bloke in a dress!!

but all jokes aside, men aren't that easy to steal, I mean they're not like car stereos or ipods, I misplaced one once I thought someoe must have stole him but he was just in the sofa counting pennies.

Enough of her already.....

You're all saying Jen should let it go and move on and stop whining. When the hell did she ever whine about this bullshit? It was nothing more than the tabloids who created story after story about her calling Brad and hating that whore fish-lipped skank. Never has this woman ONCE said anything directly about the situation. Now 4 years later, she gives an interview and never once went out of line and called that worthless beast anything out of her name.
Put yourself in this woman's shoes and for once try and and feel how she feels. It's obvious those 2 were messing around while filming and Brad cheated on Jen. And you're right she has every right to be mre upset at Brad that Angie, but it's Angie who's flaunting things around. Talking about how they have hot sex (hard to believe because Brad most likey has a tiny dick) and saying what drew them together was the fact that they both wanted kids. That's a direct diss to Jen. Yet Jen has never retaliated and said anything out of pocked. It was all the media and tabloids that never let the shit go.
Jen is rich beyond imagination and is one of the most beautiful women in Hollywood. In my book, she's a million times better than Angie, who's nothing but a skeletal immoral whore, who's known for stealing other people's partners, being a fake lesbian, using drugs and cutting herself and having sex with Billy Bob in the car. There's no amount of kids she can pop out of her saggy bony twat or how many kids she buys from other countries, that'll make her anything more than what she is. She's out alot of people in pain and now that she actually has 3 biological kids of her own, not only is she going to pay for what she did, so are her kids.
None of you even stopped to notice that it was around the time she started cheating with Brad was the same time she started her so-called "good deeds" of going to other countries to bring awareness to the poor and displaced. If this bitch and her pussy whipped fool took all that money their wasting buying house after house in different countries, and gave it to just ONE of those poor coutries, they could feed them all for the rest of their lives. It's all bullshit and to be honest, no one really gives a fuck. Brad & Angie, you will reap what you sow... And so will your kids. But mostly Angie will be the one to suffer this.

4 years and she still did not move on with her life. What do she think Brad is going to come walking in the house after 4 years. She is pathetic.
This is all to cover up her shameful walk through the Ivy after alerting the paps.
I think Angie had a right to talk about her love for her man and her kids.
Jen is mentally ill.

Jennifer Aniston is a real person. That's why we care about her. Angelina is just some man-stealing, Borderline Personality Disorder, boundary-less, woman-hating, attention-seeking ho.

@4
You've nailed it. Perfect.

@81
Been jilted, eh?

Amen, 81 & 83.

She is a loser and sees herself as a victim, people have a right to change their mind and decide they no longer want to be with a certain person, she can't get over it because she's weak and immature. Dozens of insecure housewives feel a connection to her because they feel a happy marriage is a contract their husband can never break and not something that involves love, work and dedication.

Aniston is plain boring, there's nothing that makes her special and was lucky to get a job that made her rich and famous but instead of being thankful for what she has she keeps talking about what she doesn't.

No amount of "happy down to earth" photoshoots is going to land her a man who wants to stay with her.

why does everyone keep saying that jen is still going on about it? the magazine is asking HER questions. if she said "no comment" they would have printed that as well and you would be tearing into her. i think it's about time she said something. and the only reason it IS coming out four years later is because Angelina Slut Jolie just admitted RECENTLY that they had a full on affair during the movie making. i don't think it's Jen that can't get over it. I think it's Angelina that keeps having to rub it in her face because Angelina is an insecure bitch. she keeps brad on a tight leash and she's the one that snaps in interviews if someone says something about what SHE did to jennifer aniston. she's a whore. she did this to laura dern before jen and look at who laura dern is with now - Ben Harper. who is a HUNDRED times cooler and sexier than brad the cheater pitt. jennifer will find someone eventually who is also better. who cares if she's taking her time? look at her! you don't think she could have just about anyone she wants? give me a break. and if she really was in love with brad pitt of COURSE this is still going to hurt. any of us that have been burned by someone in the past - do any of us have to see your ex with his or her new SLUT on covers or magazines and their baby pictures everywhere? it gets rubbed in her face all the time. i am team aniston 100% and always will be. i have never liked angelina jolie. she's a psycho bitch. does she have ANY female friends? that tells you something right there. she keeps brad in this little bubble with their kids. anyway - enough. leave jen alone. if that were me i would have said a lot worse than 'uncool'. and i think a lot of you would have too. good day.

#81 - bang on. i second all of that. angelina will get hers someday and i for one cannot wait. : )

Jen deserves much better! She's hot, sexy, amazing!!!! She needs to turn lesbian!--I'm here for you Jennifer!

Jen deserves much better! She's hot, sexy, amazing!!!! She needs to turn lesbian!--I'm here for you Jennifer!

This sour faced bitch just can't move on, enough already.

Remember when she went on the Oprah show and whined about her divorce to Oprah and her audience, and they drank champagne. Oh please, she wanted a pity party from Oprah, and she got one. I suspect she will appear on that show again, to whine some more.

jen is FUGLY & boring who cares.

angelina is hitting the wall

i hate both of these bitches

Good for her to finally speak up..Everybody knows what Jolie did. even Jolie knows the truth as well thats why she cant get her storys straight after 4 yrs...No one believes her wholesome persona that she trys to pull off..
Shes Stupid!

Everybody knows this but I'm saying it anywhere. The true shit here is Brad Pitt.
Sure Angenlina made an "uncool" pass at the the man. But Brad had options and he chose cheating on his wife. It happens he is an ass. She's better off without him. More women in bikini's acting like they'll have sex with me please.

"UNCOOL" ?!?!

What a snob word to use when you're talking seriously!

It only shows that Jennifer is a snob one and fake.

YOu don't use that kind of words when you are serious. Poor woman!

If she was doing so well she would just answer something like "I'm happy and wish them the same / It's in the past and I think it was a blessing in disguise, bla, bla, bla" she's not the first person to get cheated on, it happened to me too and sure magazines don't ask me about it because I'm not famous but people close to me don't ever mention it because I moved on.

I remember when they had only just gotten divorced and there were lots of pics in the tabloids of pitt/jolie. What he did was pretty insensitive to someone he promised to love 'till death.

That being said, I understand why pitt did what he did because evidently jen is a horror to be with. (just ask the 20+ dudes shes been with since).

Plus AJ says she loves shooting guns. That's hot

Jennifer kept on delaying having babies and they were already married for 7 years and Jennifer's career had already taken off. The bottom line is Jennifer did not want kids and now all of a sudden she wants kids because Brad has kids. It is easy to say I always wanted kids but this is not the case or else she would have had kids with Brad after being married for 7 years. Jennifer blew it and thought she was enough for Brad, but Brad found a woman who wants to have a family just like Brad. I see it happen all the time. The female does not want kids and ends up getting dumped for a woman that does.

Her and Brad seemed like an Uncool couple. It was like Gap being paired with Versace. Jen reminds me of a chick that likes to go shopping at the mall and watch tv. Brad seems like the kind of guy that sees a bigger world and has a lot to offer to it. However, I think Angelina Jolie is the biggest man-eater in Hollywood. People like her and Britney don't give a shit about other women and their feelings and hearts. With that said, I think it's funny watching John Mayer trying to act like Brad Pitt. That guy was so down to earth before her, and now he's trying to act like something he's not. Fun to watch. I think it's really funny they're back together. I can see Jen calling John
Jen: "I really like you"
John thinking to himself: I could be awesome like Brad Pitt. "What time should I pick you up, and what would Brad have worn?"
Jen: "You're way hotter than him, but I can make you just as famous as long as you agree to my terms and everything is my way."
john thinking to himself: This could be a ticket out of doucheville "I'm there!"

Jen = 1,000 times hotter (and cooler) than Angelina!

Jennifer Aniston v. Angelina Jolie is the best evidence I've seen of why NOT to have children. Aniston is 6 years older than Jolie AND has fairer coloring (ages faster) and I'd rather be her any day of the week.

Angelina has not been looking good lately and - I get it - she just had twins but the question remains: WHY? I lost all respect for Brad Pitt when he left Jennifer for Angelina - the guy obviously had too much of a fun, sunny blonde and was ready to move onto a creepy, brooding brunette. Good move.

Jimbo and Randal are the same person!
I love it.

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26. Jimbo - November 11, 2008 9:54 PM

I'm out. It was a slendid moment I will not soon forget. I with myself, Barry White in the background, a glass of Cabernet Sauvignon with the scent of fresh roses in the foreground. My sperm delicately danced into a soft and absorbent 2-ply facial tissue. I was gentle and it was my one moment in time.

XOXO,
Randal

27. Randal - November 11, 2008 9:54 PM

I'm out. It was a slendid moment I will not soon forget. I with myself, Barry White in the background, a glass of Cabernet Sauvignon with the scent of fresh roses in the foreground. My sperm delicately danced into a soft and absorbent 2-ply facial tissue. I was gentle and it was my one moment in time.

XOXO,
Randal

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Jimbo and Randal are the same person!
I love it.

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26. Jimbo - November 11, 2008 9:54 PM

I'm out. It was a slendid moment I will not soon forget. I with myself, Barry White in the background, a glass of Cabernet Sauvignon with the scent of fresh roses in the foreground. My sperm delicately danced into a soft and absorbent 2-ply facial tissue. I was gentle and it was my one moment in time.

XOXO,
Randal

27. Randal - November 11, 2008 9:54 PM

I'm out. It was a slendid moment I will not soon forget. I with myself, Barry White in the background, a glass of Cabernet Sauvignon with the scent of fresh roses in the foreground. My sperm delicately danced into a soft and absorbent 2-ply facial tissue. I was gentle and it was my one moment in time.

XOXO,
Randal

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see above ;o)


Jimbo and Randal are the same person!
I love it.

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26. Jimbo - November 11, 2008 9:54 PM

I'm out. It was a slendid moment I will not soon forget. I with myself, Barry White in the background, a glass of Cabernet Sauvignon with the scent of fresh roses in the foreground. My sperm delicately danced into a soft and absorbent 2-ply facial tissue. I was gentle and it was my one moment in time.

XOXO,
Randal

27. Randal - November 11, 2008 9:54 PM

I'm out. It was a slendid moment I will not soon forget. I with myself, Barry White in the background, a glass of Cabernet Sauvignon with the scent of fresh roses in the foreground. My sperm delicately danced into a soft and absorbent 2-ply facial tissue. I was gentle and it was my one moment in time.

XOXO,
Randal

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#101

I would rather be Angelina because she is a humanitarian, talented actor, and has a family with a hot talented celebrity. Angelina probably looks bad some days because she is busy taking care of her big family and does not have time to nap, fuss with her make up, or sit leisurely by the pool for hours tanning like Jen. I can understand why Brad dumped Jen because he wanted a family and Jen did not. When you snooze you lose!

Wow, Her NOSE looks so skinny and different......weird!

I think her red "dress" was painted on. Look at that boob definition!

if you have to talk up your relationship like angelina does so much, it can't be all that great. it's not like he's the major prize of the earth -- he did cheat on his wife.

I really don't care, but her sexy foot in the second photo does it for me! God her toes and sole need to be worshipped!

I personaly don't give a shit what Jennifer Anustongue has to say but Angelina Jolie is the ugliest cretin I have ever seen. She's a human bobble-head attached to grafitti-covered two-by-four.

Brad Pitt? What, didn't he used to be an actor before becoming a manservant to that child-collecting whore?

I agree with Fernando and space moose.......Jolie is a hideous freak, and has turned Brad into what looks like an old woman with a 'stache. He used to be hot.....having to deal with that freak has taken it's toll on his looks! Can you imagine what Jolie will look like when she's 45??? !!!!! Dude!.....that's my Halloween costume next year!

looking good jen! angelina should be jealous! the best revenge is looking that insanely gorgeous!

She is obviously not over Brad! Why the HELL is she even wanting to marry John Mayer? She is just desparate cuz her eggs are shriveling and her tits are goin to start reaching her belly button. What a dumb bitch. No wonder Brad left her, she is ugly, dumb, super boring, and really desparate!! Geeez...

Damn Rachel is really desperate for some attention, maybe she should've let Brad do her like he wanted to, what a begger....

112

Angelina has a big heart doing humanitarian work, adopting babies, and having her own babies too. Angelina is attractive and so is Jen so I doubt Angelina is jealous of Jen. Angelina is probably grateful that Jen was self absorbed and did not want babies with Brad.

Team Jen members need to get real.

If Brad had cheated on her would she have ever slepted with Vince Vaughn. Hell No! Yeah Im going to sleep with some dude who watch my husband cheat on me. Its the little things, that is how I know she is a liar. So wake up Jen heads, she just a bitter has been with a rockin body.

Brad Pitt is the biggest retard on the planet. To leave Aniston for that skank/freak/psycho is about the dumbest move ever.

thank you #81 ...

they're all boring but angelina is a bitch and a fake and boring

yea #87 i have to agree 100%. i would have ripped angelina a new asshole if i got asked a question about that dumbass whore. 'uncool' is nothing compared to what i would have said

#81

Jen seems like she can be nice for the public, but is truly a self absorbed egomaniac. All we ever see Jen do is lounge by the pool or beach trying to maintain her tan. I am not saying what Brad and Angelina did was right, but under the circumstances Jen did not want a family after being married to Brad for 7 years and Brad and Angelina wanted a family. Jen was foolish to think that Brad could be happy with just her. I admire Angelina for getting what she wants; after all Jen and Brad had no kids, so she was not a family wrecker. I also admire Angelina's humanitarian efforts too. You never see Jen do any charity work.

As a UNHCR Goodwill Ambassador, Angelina uses her status as a superstar to generate media coverage about the plight of refugees and the conditions under which they live. She has traveled widely to remote refugee camps and receiving centers in countries including Tanzania, Namibia, Cambodia, Pakistan, Thailand, and Ecuador. To further raise awareness, she has released her personal journals for select field visits that can be accessed at USA for UNHCR. For her efforts, Angelina has been honored with the Church World Service Immigration and Refugee Program Humanitarian Award.

Jen wanted to play house with Brad, but she didn't want a family.

Brad got with Angelina because he wanted a family, but the most he could get with her was something like a fambly where he gets to play zoo keeper.

Angelina has big fat nig.ger lips. She should have lip plates installed so that she looks more like some of the monkeys in her private zoo. That would make her little monkeys happier, well, that and tire-swings hanging from the ceiling, just like the White House is going to have.

Angelina's house smells a lot like Michelle Obama's pussy; they both smell like the monkey-house at the zoo.

#121

I feel sorry for you because you are obviously an angry and hateful person. The US has a black President and a black First Lady and there is nothing you can do about it. Go get some donuts for your KKK meeting tonight.

i'm out

I love that Aniston has hit the wall. She's notoriously an extremely difficult, high maintenance person. It pleases me when bad things happen to her. It's unlikely that she'll ever be in a long-term relationship. The best predictor of future behavior is past behavior.

Jennifer - dull, annoying bitch
Angelina - pretentious, annoying bitch

But thankfully, at least Jennifer isn't trying to be hailed as the new Princess Diana/Mother Theresa! The saintly personification of AJ is utterly puke churning. Not least since there is plenty evidence to suggest that the organisation she is currently Ambassador to just happens to be perpetuating the sort of misery she is supposedly so deeply affected by! (If all her picture-perfect displays of moist eyed, voice-cracking 'impassioned speeches' are to be taken at face value). Her ignorant blunder might be forgivable if she had nothing but pure intentions. But I suspect that under all her platitudes of saintliness and caring, she is just another monstrously inflated, self-aggrandizing Hollywood ego.

...just like her and Brad's ugly, little, troll chum BONO:

"According to a petition at the Point, Bono’s charity efforts are “self-righteous, ineffective, and counter-productive.” Ouch. So the people behind the petition are asking folk to donate a sum to encourage the U2 frontman to retire from public life. All money received by the Point will go to a global fund set up to fight AIDS, Tuberculosis and Malaria.

The main aim of their ire is actually the RED organization, which is alleged to have spent “$40 million more on *marketing than it has raised from RED product sales.” Bono helped launch RED in 2006, declaring: "It is sexy to want to change the world, not to leave it as it is."

Jeez. "It is sexy to want to change the world". These people are SICKENING!

Oh...and remember this story from a few years ago? Seems the prediction was correct!

Angelina Jolie is Black Magical

When a friend of Brad Pitt's found a vial of gray powder in the glove compartment of Pitt's car, Brad said it was a gift from Angelina Jolie. Inside the vial was "the remnants of a bat" which Angie told Brad was "to ward of accidents." Now a voodoo expert is explaining this is a method of Black Magic used to cast spells to break up relationships and marriages.

Doctor Snake, the author of cult best-seller "Voodoo Spellbook", thinks that Jolie is working voodoo on Brad. "That vial sounds suspiciously like a voodoo 'mojo hand', or magical charm", he says. Snake is skeptical that the charm is for warding off accidents, as voodoo spells using ingredients from bats are normally used in workings of black magic. "One dark voodoo spell uses Bat's Heart Incense, which is burnt to break up a love affair or marriage", the Doctor says. Isn't that wicked? Doctor Snake has also made a prediction: the couple will be having twins."

http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2005/11/angelina-jolie-is-black-magical.html

it's DISGUSTING to read the comments on this board. I almost feel bad, so much cruelty ... It's my first time here, I took a look, wow.... if you guys reflect the human race, we should all die because it's hopeless.
You all must be so sad deep inside, but all I have to say is hating will consume you first. Jen Aniston doesn't give a shit about your pathetic comments, all you guys do is making your lives more miserable.

What happened to Jen, Brad and Angie is called life and such stories happen all the time. We shouldn't judge them.
It must have been awfully hard for her, and if overhyped Brad is the love of her life, I can understand why she can't get over it. Who really get over loosing the love of their life?

Nobody on THIS FUCKING BOARD can utter such words?you know, like human words???

I'd rather die than being white trash like you guys.

And another thing, you puker fuckers are fucker pukers! Did you get that, huh, you cocker slockers? You slocker your cocker next to your locker!! That's right you white trash pucker suckers! Cocker wood pecker mockers! Did you hear me? Or did you here me? Know what else? Huh? Know what else? I talked to Michelle Obama! I did! I really did! And do you know what she said? She said:

Live from New York,

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@81 and the rest of the sensible people...

Does no one remember that AJ said "she would never sleep with a married man because that is what her father did to her mother"?

That makes her a LIAR and a home-wrecking, husband-stalking slut.

When you make a promise to love, honor and cherish,ut forsaking all others -- also known as marriage vows -- and you break them, well, you're a flea-ridden dog. I hope the guilt makes Brad Pitt's soul ache for breaking his MARRIAGE vows to JA that it continues to turn him into the nutless, spineless, Botox asswipe that we all know him to be. AJ may be a homewrecker, a slut and a liar, but BP was the one who broke his marriage vows.

If my husband broke our marriage vows the same way, damn straight I'd have something more to say about it other than "it's uncool".

AJ can buy all the kids she wants, and go to the all wretched places on the planet for photo-ops all she wants, but that won't change the blackness of her soul one bit. How about adopting a special needs child from the American foster care system? That takes some real guts and genuine soul.

Going to Afgahnistan just after giving birth to twins? Does this idiotic bitch have a death wish? That was just an apalling, irresponsible move on her part -- she could have easily been killed or kidnapped (cue the crocidile tears) and left her children motherless.

Way to go, Patron Saint of Stupid Lying Sluts.

1. What kind of an adult woman uses "uncool" to describe the actions of her ex-husband's mistress? Be serious Aniston and get a more extensive vocabulary.

2. You people are so freaking self-righteous. An affair is usually much more complex than a man or woman just deciding to cheat one day. Usually the relationship has already deteriorated to the point that it becomes very easy for a third party to interfere. Would Brad have cheated on Aniston with Jolie while he and Aniston were newlyweds? Of course not. So the relationship was doomed to fail even without Jolie's interference. If it wasn't Jolie, it would have been some other woman. He was just looking for a way out and Jolie made it easy for him.

3. Their relationship was always skewed. Brad was a movie star, she was a sitcom actress. Women pine for Brad, and most men would describe Aniston as "cute". Brad was always way too good-looking for her and she should have never married him. Looks are not everything, but this threw off the balance of their relationship even more. Once he was no longer blinded by the hormones of the honeymoon period, he probably saw this disparity. Read: He knew he could do better.

4. That said, it is horrible that Brad and Angelina flaunt their relationship. Brad owes his ex-wife some respect. This speaks to his character and his character alone.

5. When the hell is Aniston going to get over this? It's been years. Move on. It's sad and she needs to show him she doesn't give a fuck by not mentioning Brad nor Angelina ever again.

#132

I agree with you. I saw Brad on TV doing an interview while married to Jen and they asked him if he wanted children and Brad got teary eyes and said yes which makes me suspect that Jen did not want children and this is why he got very teary eyes ended up with Jolie. I am considered fine looking and I was not ready to have children but my husband was and I am glad that I decided to have children because it is the hardest job I ever loved and good parents have less focuses on themselves and more on the children. Enjoy your family Brad and AJ and Jen well enjoy your continued childless freedom.

First of all, Jen's marriage was already on the rocks before Brad even sign the contract to film Mr. and Mrs. Smith, and way before he even knew that he will be filming with Angelina and not Nicole Kidman. I have a very close friend who has been working with Brad for a LONG time (way before he even got married)... He (my friend) has nothing good to say about Jen besides the fact that she thinks she is the biggest diva of them all. She is a bitch to people and at time she was a bitch to Brad. She is not the angel most people believe she is. So, before all of you attack Angelina Jolie find out what really happened. All I can say is that, Jen is not the victim here, in fact no one is, things happen for a reason and that's life. Jen is bitter, fells guilty (she knows why) and she is ALONE!

First of all, Jen's marriage was already on the rocks before Brad even sign the contract to film Mr. and Mrs. Smith, and way before he even knew that he will be filming with Angelina and not Nicole Kidman. I have a very close friend who has been working with Brad for a LONG time (way before he even got married)... He (my friend) has nothing good to say about Jen besides the fact that she thinks she is the biggest diva of them all. She is a bitch to people and at time she was a bitch to Brad. She is not the angel most people believe she is. So, before all of you attack Angelina Jolie find out what really happened. All I can say is that, Jen is not the victim here, in fact no one is, things happen for a reason and that's life. Jen is bitter, feels guilty (she knows why) and she is ALONE!

*sniff*

who could blame him anglina compaired to jennifter? there is no comparison, anglina is beautiful and down to earth.

who could blame him anglina compaired to jennifter? there is no comparison, anglina is beautiful and down to earth.

How sad - so much vitriol spewed at person for an an honest comment about a very difficult time.

How long it takes a person to get over a failed marriage is how long it takes and until you've been in that type of position y'all are talking out of your assflaps. But then I forget the true point of blog comments is to hurt and humiliate under cover of screen name.... aren't we all just little less for it.

Carefull kiddies your grade 6 edjumacations are showin!

Jolie wasn't uncool..Aniston clearly wasn't thinking when she made that comment.
If anything/anyone was uncool, it's Brad Pitt!

Thing stuff rake the of.

Jennifer sucks. Notice, her little moon face only gets chick flicks to "act' in. Notice it is only "John Mayer" and "Vince Vaughn" who is around her. Angelina Jolie is exquisite. I cannot say the same for Ms. Aniston. Even pregnant, Angelina makes me want to go after her. Jennifer's little moon face is irritating. Angelina's lips make me hungry for kissing her all over. Ms. Aniston has a nice butt, but her butt does not make up for the rest of her, especially her face.

Good Christ...AJ did Jen a favor. I'm not fond of any of them, but marriage is a lockdown to hell. I have NO fucking clue why the media portrays desperate women trying to get married when they damned well should be getting themselves independent enough to NOT have to spend their young years slaving to a dude's needs.

I'm watching my fucking husband right now as he walks back and forth through the room with no other purpose than to see what and where I'm typing. I'm BEGGING him to get out of the house and find a girlfriend and he won't. I just want ONE DAMNED NIGHT where I can lounge in the tub, masterbate and daydream without his head popping in to see what I'm fucking up to ever three minutes. CHRIST!

Jenn - thank your fucking stars and quit attaching yourself to random men. After you go on one date with them NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN! PLEASE!

IDK, I have to admit that I was a little bit "LOL!" when I first heard that Angelina and Brad got together and dumped Jennifer... but that's because:

1) I'm not a very nice girl sometimes (gotta work on that!) and
2) I CAN'T STAND JEN. Cannot. Stand. Her. Ass.

That being said, its really not fun to be cheated on, and I don't think anybody deserves that. I can only imagine how humiliating it must be to have your sex symbol husband leave you for a younger, prettier, more successful woman, and to have such a catastrophic event go down every night on Access Hollywood. That would suck! They were married 5 years and dating for a few before then; obviously this took Jen by surprise and deeply devastated her.

I don't know if you can help who you fall in love with... I would like to think if I were married and if I were treating my husband with love and respect and really making the effort to keep our marriage a good one, he'd be able to shove his temptations aside and come home to me at the day's end. However, maybe Brad and Angelina really DID fall in love and couldn't stop it - life works that way sometimes, as painful as that can be for other people involved.

Also, their marriage was on the rocks (allegedly) for a good year before the Angelina debacle went down. Brad wanted a baby, Jen wanted to make 7483829 films just as 'Friends' was ending so she could still stay socially relevant. Can you blame her? She plays ~Rachel Green~ in every movie/TV spot EVER, minus that one flick where she picked up a Southern accent and wore her hair pinned back. Snore! She figured she had to put herself first, otherwise Brad might leave her and - ooooh, wait...

Angelina, on the other hand, was nearly a decade younger, with a child, an Oscar, a string of successful film roles, a position as a U.N. Ambassador, and a penchant for sky-diving and bungee jumping and flying around the world saving orphans. I mean, which sounds more exciting to YOU - hanging out with someone sexy, smart, adventurous, and multi-talented or chilling with someone semi-attractive, kind of bland, self-centered, and one-track-minded? You choose. Angelina was obviously oh-so-appealing to Brad because, lets face it - the woman could do it ALL. She could have a solid film career AND be a mother AND do charity work AND be spontaneous AND be a sex symbol AND stay in the public eye without comprimising who she was for what she wanted. Jenny can't.

If I were Jennifer, I would never discuss it. Its a sign that her career is going nowhere, and fast - the more a person in her business reveals, the more desperate they become. People are enthralled by mystery; she should stay tight-lipped, toned, and smiling. Then maybe she should get some therapy (God only knows I'd need some too if I were her!) and STOP YAPPING TO THE PRESS. Because this is like 4 years old now - let Angelina make her digs, let people say what they want, so long as its not total slander. Keep making movies and enjoying life, instead of dragging this out for almost a half decade. Its getting old.

I think Jennifer has all the right to talk about whatever she wants. She never really had a word about brads infedelity! Both jennifer and angie are great actresses with brad pitt as well. Brad decided to try something new with angelina! well good for him and jennifer is never gonna forget what was done to her. Come on! She forgave them obviously cause she still keeps in touch with brad but people really shes never going to forget..and every woman that was left for another chick and she knew he was married it really is uncool! and anybody can put their two sense in it!! Jennifer never talked bad about angelina! That's a real women right there. Jennifer and Angelina are two great women in their own way. There is some phsyco commenters in here.. really pepople yall need psychological therapy....

Its amazing how passionate people are about this subject. I know that with every break up one experiences in life... It's never easy. When it involves your heart and plans made for a lifetime "together", and it all disappears; (know matter "why" or "how" it happens) it's just as painful at 40 something. The only difference is that at 40 something you can look back and realize that youve felt that kind of pain before, eventually we survive it. "Shaking it off" and getting on with life doesn't have a "set time frame"!
With that being said... How can you people get soo ugly and nasty about three people you've probably never meet. I respect voiceing an opinion, but to heckle and call names as so many have in the comments above. You people need to get a life . Wasting all that energy on tabloid drama.! Maybe your relationships are something to "behold" ...but with all this misguided passion, I doubt it. Put your personal life under the public s eye, then judge these people .

#54
I thought I was the only one who had one of those lists.
Small world.

#139 I love your comment & #131 you are absolutely right!!! I have said the same things countless of times myself....If AJ was such a GOODwill ambassador then she should be exercising that GOODNESS right here in the GOOD ole united states of America...Adopt some kids right here at home, then go elsewhere if it's for real...someone really wise once told me, clean up your own backyard before you go cleaning up someone else's.....After all does charity not begin at home first? IMO AJ should keep applying her fakeness to the real cause of her "humanitarian efforts" which is definately HERSELF, and her new title should be "the GOODWILL PHONY" !! LOLOL... I'm telling you that woman is as fake as she is sickly skinny, & butt ugly to boot! she actually reminds me of a bisexed vampire, but one on crack & of course desperately seeking poor Billy Bob's blood to fiest on and his penis for a parent trap, but all the while dreaming of a fishy tasting twat to munch muff.... I can't wait for the day when I see a close up of her pissing & sobbing & running, and snot draining out of her nose & every other orifice available when BP leaves her for another animal, or man, or another bi-sexual vampire freak/beast like she is.... As a matter of fact, I think that they both probably bang her brother, singularly or jointly, whichever...Something like Brad goes first for a turn , then when he tires she gets her cock up & ready, then pokes and bangs him fast & furious with her very own morphadite special combo of fishy ass & 9 inch cock/twat LLLLOOOOLLLLOOOOLLLLL!!! What goes around will come around, remember that Brad and Angellina, except in your cases the whole world will be watching when you fall....Including your faked charity cased countries and lime lighted adopted and invetro fertilized kids!!!!!!!

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