Jean-Claude Van Damme probably shouldn't be allowed near women

I don't know about you, but I really don't want to see the liquid cream of his hard seed. Scary!!

He sounds creepy.

"I would love to be naked in front of you." Priceless.

now he can't even hide his erections over the damn phone!

awesome.

inside that seed was a kind of liquid cream substance

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"Are you 27 or 32??"
".......22"

"They thought I was being a crazy Frenchman."

Classic.

This whole convo sound like an improvisation by superfish...

I can still hear the screams from the ladies when Jean-Claude Van Damme did the splits in his kitchen while watching Time Cop, one of his best performances on the big screen.

Jean-Claude paved the way to the Oscars with his blood thirsty action and classic humor charm, both on and off the screen, which has kept him in the industry when other actors fall off the map.

Randal

I once read about a film crew that was upset that he was always shouting "fuck us! fuck us!" until they realized he meant "focus! focus!"

He shouldn't even try to speak English. He should use a translator that's good at filtering absolute fucking nonsense. Improvise? Holy shit he can't improvise his interview -- what a fucking disaster.

And Newsweek gets what they deserve hiring 22 year old reporters. What kind of questions are those? She's fucking slow and inexperienced too.

Didnt chuck zito kick his ass?

hahaha what the fuck?! creeeepy.

gotta give the guy credit, took it as far as he could and had a great ride.
maybe this jr. beyotch will be his next.

he definately looks alot older now doesnt he?

Make up can't fix that. He looks like a old set of balls- click on my name

I can't believe that was actually real. I had to click on the newsweek link to confirm. It's amazing that someone that nuts can manage to get out of bed and tie his shoes every morning.

What a fucking creeper. What is he, like 48? Sick.
He looks so gross now too. He used to be mildly attractive when he was younger...Not anymore.

What the hell happened to him?!?!

He's always been a nasty, disgusting, foul smelling, child molesting creep anyway. Same guy now, just older.

On this page you see pictures of a dude that has had cocks in his mouth.

It's called improvisation; no women available? No problem, pull down your pants and van damme will improvise.

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My fiance told me that a former co-worker had a similarly creepy encounter with JCVD at an airport terminal. While she was waiting for her flight, the "Muscles from Brussels" sat next to her and politely began chatting with her. While he seemed like a very nice guy, she could totally see some proposition coming. Only ten minutes into the conversation, he invited her to participate in a spit roasting excursion with him and one of his male companions. Not wishing to cause a scene, she politely declined and excused herself to the lady's room and proceeded to wait in a stall until her flight was called. At the time, I questioned the validity of her story, but after reading this, I'm not too sure.

I was so sure that the whole transcript was a product of Fish' imagination, but sadly, it's all true.

He's not bad at english. He has been erratic/silly minded ovr the past years.
During interviews he talks like he had some kind of "elightened philosophy".

In france, people just laugh at him for that kind of "philosophy". He has his own mind set, he tries to explain it with poor elements, and use english words when he can't find the french one, then he sounds retarded.
Too bad you can't all understand french. Now the word "aware" is associated to him in there.

Excerpt from interviews:
- see this peanut? i can crush it in my bumcrack

Say what you will, he does have nice shoulders still.

And to think, when his career first started he said he'd be a bigger star than Arnold.

His face looks weathered by corrupt thoughts.

That bump in his forehead's always disturbed me and now it looks even worse. A wrinkly old ball stuck in his head. What a sick man. He shouldn't be allowed to talk to himself in front of the mirror. EVER.

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Hahahaahahaha, what a fuckin waste hhahahhhhahaha..
Randal...DROP DEAD.

Van Damme is a hero!

He is funny guy.

Euwwwwwwwww, euwwwwwwwww, euwwwwwwwwwww, I want to run away and wash. I feel violated by him and aint no one violates the Dextrose.

Dirty dirty man. Dirty Old man. I want to lock him in a room with lazy-eye Hilton and see who gets killed first: the snake or the mongoose.

What the fuck happened to his face?!?!

UNLESS HE NEEDS A SMART TALK, folks!!

I would just like to emphasize the fact that, despite his comment about people thinking he was a "crazy Frenchman", Van Damme is actually Belgian, not French.

J C V D- Jean Claude Venereal Disease

Maybe he and Paris could get together for some deep conversation...

Everyone keeps asking what happened, what happened to his face? Its called getting old the guys 48 damn it! Time Cop came out a looong time ago folks! He aged and guess what one day we all are going to look like this... well maybe not this fucking bad!

He looks 55. And he sounds senile.

I believe I am now dumber just for having read that...

#37, he speaks french, the official language of Belgium.

I subscribe to Newsweek, so I will be very interested in reading this. Wonder if he'll make the Shame meter?

#38 LOL

gotmilk?, are you still out there? I am STILL laughing about your comment on the last JCVD post:
"i love how he's ramming his junk between the rails in the first two pictures. fucking gross man. "

Don't know why, but it struck me as the funniest comment ever.

Whats up with that large bump on his forehead?

Is it a tumor?

Whoa, creepy much? I can't believe this is what he really said!

Then again, I was surprised to see he's even still alive.

I must say.. that I remember watching an MTV Spring Break Clip show that featured an interview with JCVD where he kept saying how much he loved his wife. Later that night, some MTV VJs caught him in his limo with a co-ed doing "God knows what"!

WTF is that big ass bump on his forehead
yeah he looks drugged out and washed out
He really beat himself up...
Number 38 LMAO

"I'd like to be naked in front of you" Oh wait not really naked naked...

You people are ALL NUTS!! Yeah, he looks like a man that is 48 years old...but how many 48 year old guys have a rock hard hot bod like Van Damme!?? I'm sure most of you people of a similar age are fat, bald & dumpy! Can't speak of his character though cause I've never met him.

hey thnk he looks hot and love all of his moves espescally bloodsport and lon heart [keep on fghtng van damme]

hey thnk he looks hot and love all of his moves espescally bloodsport and lon heart [keep on fghtng van damme]

Hey, to all u negative people, which one of you is perfect? Just as I thought, not one of you. It's easy to judge someone you don't know, and do you always believe what you read. He still look good, age has been good to him. So he has had some issue but who hasn't.

I've always liked J.C.V.D And out of the MAJORITY of action stars he actually has true acting ability!

Very true he is a womanizer but we all have our flaws! Now don't we?

He fell victim to drug abuse which didn't help his acting career.